Chapter 127: Jokes
Yang Jingxing finally rejected Fu Feirong's sister-in-law's kindness and got out of the car, helped her take her luggage, and then wished each other a good New Year.
After saying hello to everyone, Fu Feirong's sister-in-law left. Qi Qingnuo also walked over, with a smile on his face, and pointed to Yang Jingxing in the trunk: "Open it, I'll take something." ”
Xu Wei and the others followed Qi Qingnuo, and Zhang Yang continued to remind Lu Lin: "It's also singing, big star!
Lu Lin looked at Yang Jingxing and blinked, poking his head and poking his head. Xu Wei was also guessing: "Qi Qin, there are few people with the surname Qi." ”
Yang Jingxing put it bluntly: "Puhai's, the band, the lead singer, the guitar...... "Free Air"!"
"Zidawi!really?" Lu Lin had a flash of inspiration.
Xu Wei was a little frustrated: "I should have thought of it a long time ago." ”
Thinking that Qi Qingnuo wanted to take something, she took out a bag and said, "I won't send you tomorrow, have a good trip." ”
"I'm ...... faint Are you leaving?" Zhang Yang was a little caught off guard.
Lu Lin also reminded Yang Jingxing: "Hey!"
Yang Jingxing asked Qi Qingnuo: "Let me offend my brother?"
Qi Qingnuo said: "You go to pick up people, and you have time to go to the bar at night." ”
Zhang Yang said: "Pick up a hair and ask her to come over by herself." "I'm also making a gesture to make a phone call.
Qi Qingnuo said: "You must have not been together for a long time......
Yang Jingxing said: "You haven't been together for many years. ”
Lu Lin hehe: "That's it, just come and leave." ”
Xu Wei invited: "Let's eat together if there is no urgency." ”
Qi Qingnuo said: "You go to pick up people, I'll go back and put things away, and I'll call later." ”
It was Zhang Yang who spoke: "I'll send you at night!"
Yang Jingxing snatched Qi Qingnuo's bag and put it back, without doubt: "Get in the car!"
Zhang Yang opened the car door and tugged Lu Lin: "Sit in front." ”
Lu Lin whispered: "Get out!"
Xu Wei consciously got into the back seat and said, "She sits in the front." ”
Lu Lin pulled Zhang Yang: "Go up!"
Qi Qingnuo got into the co-pilot, turned back to Lu Lin and said, "The mage you played?"
Lu Lin immediately came to the spirit: "Spirit mage, the main thing is to help. ”
Zhang Yang ridiculed: "He's a stranger!"
Lu Lin was angry: "It's not me, you have poured T countless times!"
Qi Qingnuo was curious: "Is it a failure to reverse T?"
Lu Lin carefully explained: "It doesn't have to be ...... either"
After a while, an argument broke out, Lu Lin said that when the guild got the server's first kill achievement, it was entirely due to his exquisite invincible release, and Du Ling also played a great role in that earth-shattering battle, saving Zhang Yang from an almost fatal mistake.
Zhang Yang said: "I did it on purpose, see if you believe it or not...... The script is exactly the same as what I planned, otherwise you would have no sense of accomplishment!"
Qi Qingnuo was envious: "Brothers are of the same heart, and their profits are broken, it must feel very good." ”
Zhang Yang was also very proud: "I entered the dungeon at seven o'clock, and the regiment was wiped out at twelve o'clock, and it almost collapsed." ”
Lu Lin was proud: "The next day, they passed the prosperous world, fortunately I have confidence." ”
Qi Qingnuo asked Yang Jingxing: "You didn't participate in such a glorious moment?"
Yang Jingxing smiled: "I was listening at the time. ”
Qi Qingnuo said: "I'll listen to how you guys play when I have a chance." ”
Zhang Yang said: "On Friday, we fought in three days. ”
chatting all the way, Yang Jingxing received a call from Du Ling again, he said that he was almost there, and asked Du Ling to come out and wait. But after the car arrived at the school gate, it still took Du Ling for about ten minutes to come over, and two boys helped her carry things, one bag and one box, Du Ling carried two small pockets by herself, dressed very well, more fashionable than when she was in Jiuchun, and her pants were tight.
Zhang Yang and the others didn't seem to see Du Ling, and they were still talking to Qi Qingnuo about the game.
"Just played with them. Du Ling looked at Qi Qingnuo while explaining to Yang Jingxing, and then said to the person who sent him: "Thank you, see you next year." ”
"Thank you. Yang Jingxing took the thing.
Du Ling didn't introduce, the two boys looked at Qi Qingnuo, and then at Yang Jingxing's group, turned around and left.
Qi Qingnuo gave Du Ling a smile: "Hello." ”
Du Ling nodded and smiled back, and said to Yang Jingxing: "Put the things away, go to eat, starve to death." ”
Yang Jingxing still introduced: "Qi Qingnuo, my classmate, they are developing her to play samurai." ”
Du Ling walked to the car door: "Let them say, let's go." ”
Yang Jingxing was still putting things, and Du Ling was already sitting in the co-pilot. Zhang Yang and they squeezed the back seat, and Qi Qingnuo was on the left, leaning on Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang is still squeezing Lu Lin: "Will you stand up, your ass is staggered!"
Du Ling turned around: "You don't listen to the helper?"
Zhang Yang was proud: "I don't admit it, he can still be a helper!"
Qi Qingnuo asked, "Is there a deputy gang leader?"
"Him. Du Ling pointed at Xu Wei and said, "Yang Xing is also the deputy gang leader and has never been online." ”
Zhang Yang repeated his old tricks and said to Du Ling: "Guess who her father is?"
Du Ling smiled: "It can't be Zhang Xuguo." ”
Zhang Yang scolded: "That's your grandfather!"
Yang Jingxing got in the car and asked, "Where are you going to eat?"
Du Ling said: "You must have a good meal, you go forward." ”
Yang Jingxing drove, and Du Ling asked, "When will you leave tomorrow?"
Yang Jingxing said: "Morning. ”
Du Ling turned around: "Did you bring any things?"
Lu Lin said, "I'm nervous!"
Du Ling agreed: "It's really a bit nerve!"
Qi Qingnuo tilted his head to look at Lu Lin and Xu Wei: "You two are not far away?"
Xu Wei said: "It's not far away...... I put everything in his place. ”
Du Ling asked again: "Why don't you bring your wife over?"
No one paid attention to her, and Lu Lin asked Qi Qingnuo: "Have you ever been to Quhang?"
Qi Qingnuo said: "I went there last summer, but Jiuchun didn't go. ”
Lu Lin was enthusiastic: "There is a chance to go, our summer vacation is fun." ”
Du Ling was curious: "How fun is it? ”
Zhang Yang said: "The mountains and rivers are beautiful, do you understand the outstanding people?"
Qi Qingnuo said: "I found out that you are rich in beautiful women and handsome guys. ”
Yang Jingxing smiled: "The handsome guy is almost the same, but the beauty only saw one, which is not convincing." ”
Du Ling said, "Take out the photos of your sisters." She looked back again: "My beautiful women like him." ”
Qi Qingnuo smiled: "There are a lot of them here." ”
Yang Jingxing advised: "Can you make an honest first impression of each other. ”
Du Ling asked Yang Jingxing: "What are you talking about? ”
Qi Qingnuo said, "I asked He Peiyuan and them to come over?"
Yang Jingxing said: "No, otherwise they will think how happy I am every day." ”
Qi Qingnuo asked, "Are you unhappy?"
"Happiness. President Yang Jing sighed.
Du Ling took everyone to a nearby restaurant, and it was estimated that the price of the dishes was not cheap when looking at the decoration of the box. Qi Qingnuo sat down first, and Du Ling sat down on a chair at the right of Qi Qingnuo, and then pointed to his right and ordered Yang Jingxing: "Sit!"
Zhang Yang ran between Du Ling and Qi Qingnuo, but drove Du Ling away: "Go over, go over!"
Xu Wei went to Qi Qingnuo to sit down on the left side, and Lu Lin sat next to Yang Jingxing. ordered, Zhang Yang and they all let Qi Qingnuo take the idea.
Qi Qingnuo said: "You guys, friends gather." ”
Lu Lin hehe: "We haven't been together for many years. ”
Du Ling frowned: "Do you dare to be disgusting!"
Yang Jingxing's mobile phone rang, it was his mother calling, and he answered the report. Xiao Shuxia asked, "Just a few of you?"
Yang Jingxing said: "There is one, you don't know ...... Schoolgirl...... Yes...... Junior-year ...... Don't ask too much...... They all said it looked good...... Is it good-looking...... Don't talk about it, I'll go back tomorrow. ”
Lu Lin asked Qi Qingnuo: "Do you want to drink?"
Qi Qingnuo said: "A little. ”
Zhang Yang said: "Open a bar, do you think it will be?"
Du Ling suddenly became interested: "You open a bar?"
Qi Qingnuo said: "It's open at home." ”
Du Ling looked at Yang Jingxing: "No wonder, what are you doing behind our backs?"
Zhang Yang then told Du Ling: "Her father is Qi Dawei, the City God Band, have you heard of it?"
Du Ling looked at Qi Qingnuo, and then said to Zhang Yang: "I have a half-hairy relationship with you!"
Qi Qingnuo smiled: "Actually, it has nothing to do with me." ”
Yang Jingxing looked at his phone again, it was Yu Xinting's text message: I'm home, I'm an hour late. I'm so happy to be home, I have prepared a lot of delicious food at home. But my mother said I was fat, and I found out myself. I haven't finished what you bought for me, and I'm still halfway there. An Xin: They arrived home this morning and didn't finish eating. Are you home?
Yang Jingxing replied: We will only come back tomorrow, and we are also eating now, and we have all had a good winter vacation.
Yu Xinting replied quickly: Then I won't bother you, I'll tell you when I change the number.
Yang Jingxing's text message is a rare thing, Du Ling peeked beside him, Yang Jingxing was stingy and secretive, and said to Qi Qingnuo: "Yu Xinting is home." ”
Qi Qingnuo said: "It's time to arrive." ”
Du Ling was pleasantly surprised: "Yu Xinting, oh, that one last time!" She showed off to Lu Lin and them: "Beauty, last time my mother and aunt came over, we went to Kyushu to eat abalone, and I laughed to death." ”
Yang Jingxing was stingy: "There is no abalone today." ”
Du Ling asked Yang Jingxing: "The taste over there is okay?"
Yang Jingxing reminded: "This is your own choice!"
After ordering food and wine, Qi Qingnuo stood up: "I'll go to the bathroom." ”
Lu Lin was reminded: "I will go too." ”
Xu Wei also stood up, and as a result, a group of people went.
The bathroom is also very clean and beautiful, but unfortunately there are only two places, and four friends have to take turns. Lu Lin sighed solemnly to Yang Jingxing: "It's really beautiful." ”
Xu Wei said while loosening his belt: "Especially the eyes are good. ”
Lu Lin hehe: "It looks so comfortable." ”
Zhang Yang pointed at Lu Lin and scolded: "You told Du Ling, you don't have a brain." ”
Lu Lin annoyed: "What's wrong again?"
Zhang Yang shook his head: "Forget it, you don't understand." ”
Lu Lin ignored Zhang Yang and looked at Yang Jingxing: "Tell me." ”
Yang Jingxing said: "People are there, see for yourself." ”
Lu Lin asked, "Do you have any ideas?" ”
Zhang Yang taught Lu Lin: "Someone else's junior, Qi Dawei's daughter, a bunch of people in the school are chasing, more than people who can't get used to you!"
"As far as you know, you know a lot!" Lu Lin was not afraid: "Brother Xing, it doesn't matter. ”
Xu Wei said: "If we don't make a fool of ourselves, even if we help." ”
Zhang Yang waited for Lu Lin: "Did you hear that?"
Yang Jingxing said: "You are so scared that I can't pull it out." ”
After the four of them returned to the box, Du Ling came back first, and Qi Qingnuo was a minute late. Before the food came up, Lu Lin poured red wine and gave it to Qi Qingnuo first.
Yang Jingxing said: "Less, you can't drink it." ”
Lu Lin said, "Average, right?"
Du Ling said: "I just said that I opened a bar." ”
Qi Qingnuo said: "One cup is not a big problem, I guess you can all drink it." ”
Lu Lin bragged: "It's definitely okay for one person and one bottle like this." ”
Zhang Yang said to Qi Qingnuo: "He used to drink a bottle of beer and almost blew up the school. ”
Lu Lin didn't argue: "What about you? Zhang Xuguo doesn't know each other anymore!"
Du Ling condemned: "Don't talk about your ugly things!"
Qi Qingnuo asked Yang Jingxing: "Have you ever been drunk?"
Du Ling helped answer: "The worst thing is him, he dares to do anything bad after drinking some wine!"
Yang Jingxing smiled: "Then I'll blow a bottle." ”
Du Ling patted the table lightly: "I'll tell you a joke, a person was drunk in the middle of the night and was taken home by the police, he pointed to the TV and said that it was his, the refrigerator was his, and after entering the room, he pointed to the bed and said that it was his, the woman on the bed was his wife, and there was a man on the bed, and he said that was me, Ha Luha." ”
Xu Wei, hehe, Qi Qing Nuoha. Zhang Yang didn't seem to care, and said: "The two of them reunited after a long absence, and slept until midnight, when my wife suddenly shouted, Oh no, my man is back." Her husband jumped up and ran away with his clothes. ”
Qi Qing Nuo Ha had to be loud. Yang Jingxing said with a smile: "At least she admits that she is a man." ”
After Qi Qingnuo finished laughing, he put his left hand on the edge of the table and said, "I'll talk about one, an aunt carries a basket of eggs to the city to sell ......."
Lu Lin had already begun to prepare, and Zhang Yang and Xu Wei also looked at Qi Qingnuo expectantly.
“…… Suddenly, several big men rushed towards her, just like you. Qi Qingnuo raised his finger and circled.
A few boys hehe, continued to look at Qi Qingnuo.
Qi Qingnuo stretched his neck and rolled his eyes, and his gaze made contact with Yang Jingxing: "Auntie realized that she took off her pants and lay on the ground." Yang Jing walked over and asked, Auntie, how do you sell eggs?"
Yang Jingxing hehe, but Zhang Yang and their ready laughter was not useful, and several people were stunned for a moment before they laughed, and Lu Lin's neck trembled.
Qi Qingnuo chuckled and continued: "Auntie glanced at him, kicked his legs and beat a basket of eggs...... Splayed open. ”
Zhang Yang and the others laughed even more presumptuously, and Du Ling also hehe. Xu Wei was a little more restrained, and after laughing, he said, "This is good!"
Qi Qingnuo picked up the wine glass and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you, I respect you." ”
Zhang Yang and the others hurriedly rushed to clink glasses with Qi Qingnuo, Lu Lin was enthusiastic: "There is a chance to really go to Quhang to play, with him." ”
Zhang Yangzheng: "I must go to Shiling first!"
Yang Jingxing also stretched out his hand and clinked glasses with Qi Qingnuo: "It's nice to meet you, I'll do whatever you want." ”
Qi Qingnuo took the initiative to touch Du Ling and said, "You are free, I did it." ”
Qi Qingnuo did it, Zhang Yang and they of course refused to lag behind, so Du Ling only took a small sip. Lu Lin was about to pour wine for Qi Qingnuo, but Yang Jingxing stopped him: "She really can't drink it." ”
Lu Lin hehe: "You know so well?"
Du Ling also said: "Just be happy, how drunk can you be with this little wine." ”
Qi Qingnuo also said: "I haven't been drunk for a long time. ”
Yang Jingxing shook his head: "How can I explain to your parents." ”
Qi Qingnuo smiled: "You really think of yourself as a strange uncle." ”