Chapter 87: Urine Brigade, Come Quickly
"44 beds, accompanied by family members to shoot a film, in the atrium on the 4th floor, if you can't walk, you can push a wheelchair. A nurse shouted at Meng Ke's room at the door, "By the way, the family members remember to pay the fee first." ”
"Hey, hey. ”
"Yes. ”
"The deceitful people have started to invite actors, you two will continue to act, come on, tell me which hospital you two are in, since you are in such a hurry to die, Huangquan Road is narrow, I, as a daughter-in-law and mother, have to send it away......"
God is so special that the Huangquan Road is narrow.
Yang Cuihua, Yang Cuihua, you know a lot.
snatched the mobile phone, Meng Ke shouted directly into the phone: "People's Hospital, Gastroenterology, 44 beds, love doesn't come, Du Nima is about to let people beat out Xiang, you are still talking here about the wind and cold, please be a person." ”
Doodoo ......
Meng Ke hung up the phone directly.
"Lao Meng, don't be afraid, I'll take care of you if there's anything, and when you're well, I'll drink with you personally. Meng Ke boasted very sincerely, "You bear with me, wait a little longer, let me for a while, at the latest in the middle of this month, when the time comes, my son will take you to eat and drink spicy food, and never break his promise." ”
Old Meng.
You used to live so boring, no wonder you have to drink every day, you can't sleep if you don't get drunk.
Your sister's has been stabbed in the ass with a knife recently, and she has opened her eyes. Lao Meng, you may not be a person sometimes, but your daughter-in-law, how to say it, that's a dog!
I feel sorry for the real man who was beaten for himself for a second.
Meng Ke helped Meng Dalei up: "Old Meng, do you want to get you a wheelchair by yourself?"
Although the stomach bleeding this time was very light, and the operation was very successful, if you were transferred to a provincial hospital, if the bed was particularly tight, you could be discharged on the same day, but Meng Ke didn't understand it, and he didn't dare to command blindly, so it all depends on Comrade Meng himself.
You can do whatever you like.
"I'm not old, I sit in a wheelchair and walk by myself. Meng Dalei said with a big grin.
The two of them took the list given by the nurse and went directly to the first floor by elevator, because they had to pay first, and the surgery fee and hospitalization fee last night had not been paid.
Let Meng Dalei wait for him at the elevator entrance, Meng Ke ran to the toll office alone, and then asked the fee, 3,500 yuan?
One night?
Really...... Meng Kete wanted to scold the street.
Oops, the root of the tooth is itchy, I knew that the 170,000 yuan last night would not be all sent out, and it is not appropriate to come back at this time.
At the end of the day, it's still poor.
Meng Ke traveled back, for most of the month, the things that were tossed, and those who could see the splash had to wait until the middle of the month, around August 15th, especially the one million in the "Trend Music Competition" and the first month's manuscript fee for "Celebrating More Than Years", don't underestimate this month's manuscript fee.
If you calculate carefully, it is very terrifying.
The reward is the most transparent, Shen Weiwei rewarded five silver at the earliest, and later the sailors rewarded more than 30 alliance leaders before and after, that is, when he rewarded Meng Ke and left a message asking him not to add more, and then it was Lin Jingjing's reward, some of which were counted in August, and it would have to wait until mid-September to calculate, but these alone would have to be more than 100,000, and five or five points from the platform, and there would be 70,000 or 80,000.
Calculate the subscription again, at the end of the month, the follow-up was over 7000, and the average was hovering around 8900, and the total number of words in the VIP chapter was about 1.2 million words.
According to the average 8900 to calculate, the subscription cost of 1,000 words is 0.05 yuan, the subscription of 1.2 million words is about 60 yuan, if it is a senior VIP six discount, it is 36 yuan, but the account of the senior VIP is a minority after all, we will calculate according to a full subscription of 50 yuan, the average 8900 is 445000 yuan, and the platform is divided into five accounts, that is, 222,500 yuan, plus 70,000 yuan of reward and slightly better than none of the full attendance, multiplied by the tax rate of 0.888, the final amount that can be received is between 260,000 and 270,000.
I look at a lot, but I can't touch it now.
Meng Ke's bank card is now full and only 5,000 yuan, and the poor are about to urinate blood.
After paying the bill on the mobile phone, the search engine suddenly popped up on its own, and a series of key words and sentences automatically popped up in the search address bar.
"Where is the tap water free of parasites?"
"How do I ask a beggar for steamed buns?"
"Where is cooler to sleep on the street?"
"How many years will you be sentenced to robbery for 5 yuan?"
"How long will it take to starve to death without eating?"
"How do you collect protection money from elementary school students?"
"How can I eat a bully meal without being beaten to death?"
It's all the trouble caused by no money, and the mobile phone dares to come to entertain Lao Tzu, is it the big data that calculates that Lao Tzu has no money in the card?
Sometimes, Meng Ke thinks that those big data and the Internet are like vultures watching their prey, waiting for their prey to die anytime and anywhere, and then divide the flesh and wreckage of the prey.
According to the items on the inspection list, Meng Ke supported Meng Dalei and walked through the process one by one. At eight o'clock in the morning, the hospital was really crowded, and in the small hall, there were black heads everywhere, and a few black and strong security guards stood on the side, talking very casually, and the words were full of words with human organs.
Meng Ke saw that some little girls had been blushing from those foul words, so he had to cough: "Uncle, why do you always bring bi bi diao diao when you talk and chat? As a security guard, should you pay attention to your own quality?"
One of the security guards frowned, straightened his hat, and then said thoughtfully: "Comrade, your diao question is really difficult to answer. ”
It's not just security weirdness.
These blood tests are all sluts.
Look, isn't it just to see that other people's nurses look beautiful, as for it!
"It hurts. ”
"It hurts. ”
"It hurts. ”
"Sister nurse, can you light it, I'm fainting. ”
"Sister nurse, I'm sick. ”
"Sister nurse, I'm dizzy. ”
Meng Ke rolled his eyes at the dead fish, he was really speechless about this kind of little spicy chicken that had nothing to do, isn't it just an injection, what's there to do with it.
dragged Meng Dalei and squeezed directly into the innermost, and slapped his father's paw on the blood drawing table: "Sister nurse, we are not afraid of pain, give us a shot first, and beat it hard, in fact, I don't feel it at all when I usually get an injection, it's very boring." ”
“……?”
This little comrade is very special.
Not only Meng Dalei and the patient next to him were stunned, but even the beautiful little nurse inside was stunned: "I've seen injections that hurt a lot, but people like you don't like to be beaten don't hurt, and it's the first time I've seen it." ”
The beautiful little nurse pursed her lips and didn't speak, but the meaning was already very clear: "Dog, my sister really lost to you." ”
Urination brigade.
Come on!
If you have diabetes, let me go, don't let this comrade taste the slightest sweetness.