Chapter 495 You Messed With Me That Year I Was Kicked In The Head By A Donkey (3)
"The vixen is still memorizing words when we are napping, which annoys people to death, and I can't rest well during my nap. The roommate complained.
"But... She doesn't seem to be able to recite it?" said roommate Er.
The roommate was embarrassed, as if... yes.
Yi Shu spends a lot of time reading books every day, not only studying in the study room, but sometimes she also holds the book and reads silently during the lunch break.
"What if you don't recite it, someone is holding a book in the bed opposite you and pretending to study, can you sleep?" said the roommate arrogantly.
"That's right, last night the vixen protested that I was playing the game too late, really, and I didn't look at it was only two o'clock in the morning, oh, for our contemporary college students, is two o'clock in the morning too late? Didn't I just eat a few plates of chicken with my teammates, as for her to tell me this..."
Balabala's complaints kept coming into the house, and Chen Xi raised his eyebrows.
So, these two roommates are a scumbag, and if they don't study themselves, they can't see others studying without disturbing the people?
Another, at two o'clock in the morning, she played a game with a voice microphone, and she dared to complain about others taking care of her?
Chen Xi was pondering what kind of immortal wonders lived in this bedroom, when suddenly, another voice came into his ears.
"Hey~Little Lamb, it's me, what are you doing~"
This is Wu Chi calling Hou Yan, after Hou Yan sent her a text message, she went back to the past with a series of "You are so annoying", Hou Yan didn't reply to her, she called the phone, Little Sheep is the nickname she gave Hou Yan.
Chen Xi didn't hear the heroine's voice for the first time, and almost thought it was a cat making trouble, this voice is too much, haven't you seen a man?
The two roommates entered the dormitory one after the other, saw that Chen Xi was also there, glanced at her a few times, and then discussed it casually.
"Where are we going to eat at night? The second canteen has changed to a master, let's go together? Oh, call the fourth. ”
The fourth is Wu Chi.
There were four people in a dormitory, and three of them went out to eat together, making it clear that they wanted to crowd out Chen Xi.
Chen Xi was so funny in his heart, he was so naïve.
But these childish tricks have caused a lot of damage to the original owner.
Oh, by the way, let me tell you, I found a new Internet celebrity store, and the clothes in it are amazing. ”
The roommate glanced at Chen Xi and found that she was sitting at the desk fiddling with the old-fashioned mobile phone casually, secretly laughing at this old hat for being annoying.
As soon as the words turned, the conversation between the two roommates turned into dialects.
Except for Chen Xi, everyone in this bedroom is local, and when they speak dialects, the original owners can't understand them, so whenever they want to complain about the poor clothes of the original owners, they will switch to dialects.
Before Wu Chi fell in love, he would occasionally help the original owner say a few words, but later found out that she spoke for the original owner, but the original owner understood that these people were excluding her, so Wu Chi didn't speak much.
The two of them complained about Chen Xi, from clothes to mobile phones, one by one.
Wu Chi stood at the door talking on the phone, the left sentence hated and the right sentence was so annoying and numb.
Chen Xi can't read a book quietly, rubbing his brain, are college students in this world so idle?
Doesn't anyone know about reading for the rise of China?
Chen Xi's phone rang just in time, saving her shattered ear.
"I'll go down right away. ”
After Chen Xi hung up the phone and went out, the two roommates squeezed each other's eyes.
"Oops, Iron Rooster knows how to order takeout?"
They thought that Chen Xi had ordered takeout, and they sighed several times.
Chen Xi ignored these two noisy goods and went out, and saw a girl standing outside the door, with a face full of affection, poking the wall delicately, and reading that you hate it while poking~
Chen Xi was excited and quickened his pace.
The heart said that now neuropathic patients can also be admitted to university?
Wu Chi was poking the wall as her dear little sheep, and when she turned around to see Yi Shu coming out, she just wanted to say hello, but saw Yi Shu walking past her like a fly.
immediately stomped his feet and complained to Hou Yan on the other end of the phone.
"Little sheep, my best friend seems to be angry with me, and she just ignored others. ”
Hou Yan was turning his phone out, enduring a sticky magic sound without saying a word, but his eyes looked at the photos of Yi Shu stored in his album, thinking about how to implement his invincible PUA skills, and have a night of boosting...
"Uh-huh—who??" said her perfunctory Hou Yan.
"Yi Shu, I don't know which tendon is wrong with her, I don't care about others, she is the most sensitive, I have to be careful when I talk to her, I'm afraid she will be angry." ”
Hou Yan immediately wrote down these two key words: sensitive, sensitive, and in a bad mood now.
As a senior PUA, he never pushes at just one target, usually several targets work together, and mobile phone chats are group chats.
Hook several girls at the same time, and there will always be a few who will take the bait.
In order to prevent him from confusing his goals, he will carefully write down each girl's interests, hobbies, characteristics, and emotions, so that he can easily move among girls.
"How could she be angry?" asked Hou Yan.
"Who knows, it may be that my other roommates are unhappy when they speak dialects, Yi Shu is like this, it is not easy to integrate into the group life, she is a little withdrawn, but I believe that with my help, she can always mingle with other roommates, by the way, do we want to go to self-study together at night?"
"Let's talk about it then, I still have something to do, so let's not talk about it for now. Hou Yan saw that Wu Chi had no information to use, so he hung up the phone decisively.
It's also a way for him to grasp a girl's heart.
If you leave, don't meet their requirements too quickly, hang her, let her hang up the phone, and still can't get enough of herself.
Wu Chi hung up the phone in a daze, and the phone was already slightly hot.
This time, Xiaoyang hung up the phone so early, and the two of them used to talk until the phone was about to run out of battery.
Entering the house with infinite loss, the two roommates discussed the skin care products endorsed by their idols, and seemed to discuss that they would regularly grab discounts together.
Wu Chi was not interested in these mortal topics, lying on the bed and looking at his mobile phone, recalling the chat records between her and Hou Yan, and laughing after thinking about it for a while.
Chen Xi came in with a lot of things, and just heard Wu Chi's characteristic smirk, and the frightened Xi Ye almost didn't get the things he was holding on the ground.
Why did the neuropathy come to her bedroom!!
[Judging from her bedroom, big, she seems to be the heroine Wu Chiye, the identity you almost dressed!]
"My five-cent acting skills, where can I imitate the soul of others!"
Chen Xi put the things on the ground on her side, and secretly thanked her mother-in-law in her heart.
Thanks to my mother-in-law's slippery hands for a while, she didn't let herself dress as a heroine, this sour smile full of love, and the little mood of love that can sit on the ground and absorb soil at any time, she, she, she can't imitate it!