Hello Mr. Sun...... Mr. Sun...... The surname is Chen, Chen Xuanzang ...... "Maybe Sun Wukong's eyes are too penetrating, or maybe the name of the demon king is really big enough, Xuanzang is stammering when he speaks."

"Eh, eh. ”

Sun Wukong continued to revolve around Chen Xuanzang's body, this time not only touching and hugging, but even kissing his clothes, and chanting words in his mouth: "Five hundred years, five hundred years, finally here, five hundred years finally here!"

The grouper's dubbing matched Zhou Xingchi's face without any sense of disobedience.

The audience also hooked the corners of their mouths throughout the whole process, just seeing Zhou Xingchi's face felt very interesting, not to mention that Zhou Xingchi, the Monkey King, seemed to really feel like he had been holding back in a cave for 500 years, which made people feel like they were smiling.

The conversation that follows is interesting.

Sun Wukong called Chen Xuanzang Mr. Chen, Xuanzang called Sun Wukong Mr. Sun, the conversation between the two was full of modern atmosphere, and Zhou Xingchi even used an exaggerated tone to joke about the past when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

Xuanzang brought him bananas.

So Sun Wukong decided to help Xuanzang subdue the pig demon.

This process seems to be too simple, but the audience suddenly doesn't realize it, it's just a stupid music, and they are full of sympathy for Zhou Xingchi's Monkey King-

Yes, sympathy.

Many people say that Sun Monkey has been imprisoned for 500 years, but many people will not deliberately think about what it means for Sun Monkey, who has an infinite lifespan, what does it mean to be imprisoned for 500 years, that is endless loneliness, endless emptiness, and this movie deliberately emphasizes the spiritual stimulation that 500 years have brought to Sun Wukong, so when he saw Xuanzang, his eyes were glowing green!

"There is a conspiracy. ”

As a film critic, Xu Wenjing subconsciously guessed that there was something wrong with this Monkey King, which made her look forward to the movie more and more: "If you don't have a little cunning, then it's not Sun Monkey, and sure enough, this role can be regarded as Zhou Xingchi." ”

According to the plan.

You have to find a beautiful woman to dance on the night of the full moon in order to seduce the pig demon nearby, and then Sun Wukong can solve it, but at this time, Miss Duan actually appeared.

The audience was overjoyed!

Obviously, Miss Duan couldn't let go of Xuanzang after all, so she followed Xuanzang here, and returned to her heroic posture, with a little cunning and funny: "Don't you need beautiful women?"

She shook her head.

Mistakenly, hair covers face.

Well, this is Sadako's classic look.

The audience burst out laughing, only thinking that this year-old lemon was going to be funny, there was really nothing to do with those female comedians, but Sun Wukong clapped his hands: "Beauty!"

So I started tinkering with the dance.

Sun Wukong twisted his butt and asked Miss Duan to follow along, the music suddenly became a little magical, and the dance became more and more magical, and the laughter in the theater became more and more dense this time: "What kind of dance is this?"

"The music is weird too!"

"It's a little cute for some reason......"

"It's obviously very brainwashing, okay. ”

The audience's response was very fast, because this is the "Pure Land of Bliss" that Luo Xun suggested to join, from the dance to the background music, he did it, and it turned out that this section was quite interesting, especially when Xuanzang was forced to dance together by Sun Wukong, the appearance of the three of them with various movements made the audience laugh, and there was a vague feeling of a sand sculpture Indian song and dance film.

......

After the dance, the three of them laughed, especially Sun Wukong, who couldn't laugh even more, holding his stomach, which was very exaggerated, so Xuanzang asked him: "Mr. Sun, is it so funny?"

"Isn't it funny?"

Mr. Sun asked him rhetorically.

Miss Duan said: "Let's lead the pig demon." ”

The two walked out of the cave, Xuanzang took out the gourd instrument he was carrying, and Miss Duan was dancing under the full moon, the laughter in the theater finally disappeared, and everyone looked at the picture in front of them attentively-

Between the white clothes.

The fairy dances lightly under the moon.

Miss Duan's beauty is thrilling.

It's the music of "The Love of My Life" again, this time Miss Duan also sang it, and the movie used her original voice, adding a bit of sadness: "The lover leaves and never comes back, sighing wordlessly Love is no more, although the flowers will be scattered, but they will bloom again, just like the love of the next world is outside the white clouds, the love of pain makes people sad, in the world fate can not be changed, separated, can no longer love each other, is this God's arrangement......"

Watching her.

Xuanzang seems to be stupid.

I don't know if it's to blame the charming moonlight, or to blame her for captivating the country and the city, the fluttering figure, every vertical and horizontal is like a glimpse, it makes people linger, the moonlight flows on the bluestone, she is very close all of a sudden, all of a sudden very far.

Xuanzang suddenly choked up.

His eyes were slightly red, and he stretched out his hand to grasp it, but it was in vain, he couldn't catch the cruel moonlight, he couldn't catch the light dancing figure, the wind slipped through his fingers, and the singing was gone.

There was a beast roaring in the distance.

Pig Gang is finally here.

Miss Duan almost instinctively blocked in front of Xuanzang, just like every time she encountered danger, but this time Zhu Gangguan met her opponent, and he was easily subdued by Sun Wukong.

Back to the cave.

Zhu Gangguan was successfully exorcized, but Miss Duan took out the fish demon that had been exorcised before and handed it to Xuanzang: "I know you have your own concept of exorcism, so I will leave these two monsters to you to deal with." ”

"Thank you. ”

Xuanzang took the monster doll.

Miss Duan closed her eyes slightly.

Xuanzang deliberately pretended not to understand, and said, "Miss Duan, Miss Duan, are you tired, go back and rest." ”

"Na ......"

Miss Duan opened her eyes and said with some resentment: "Didn't I say that when a girl closes her eyes, she wants you to kiss her......"

“......”

Xuanzang was a little at a loss, and actually looked at Sun Wukong on the side, Sun Wukong immediately got up: "Miss Duan, not only do you subdue demons and eliminate demons, but I can actually do this kind of trivial thing for me." ”

"Mr. Sun. ”

Miss Duan smiled slightly, and the next moment she kicked Sun Wukong's buttocks, kicking him directly to the side, so angry that he let out a monkey scream: "I want to ...... from Nantianmen with a watermelon knife back then."

No one paid any attention to him.

Miss Duan looked at Xuanzang again and said cautiously: "I'm sorry, many things, it's my fault, I will definitely change, and I decided to be a gentle and virtuous wife and mother in the future, will you accept it?"

“......”

Xuanzang looked east and west, and finally looked at Sun Monkey, Sun Monkey touched the top of his slightly bald head, and took two steps into the distance.

"What are you doing?"

Miss Duan was a little shy and said, "I decided to tie the knot with you, this ring represents my love for you." ”

Xuanzang looked at Sun Monkey again.

Sun Monkey scolded: "This place is so big, where else can I go?!"

"Ignore him, would you?"

Miss Duan looked at Xuanzang with a smile on her face.

Xuanzang tried to take off the ring, but found that he couldn't take it off at all, Miss Duan said proudly when she saw this: "If the ring takes root in the flesh, you will never be able to take it off." ”

Xuanzang put his hand flat.

Pick up a stone.

Miss Duan trembled and said, "What are you doing?"

Xuanzang said: "I don't want to, I can't take off this ring today, it's a big deal, I don't want this finger." ”

He slammed it down.

However it doesn't hurt.

Because Miss Duan's hand covered his, Miss Duan's hand was injured and bleeding, but there were tears in her eyes, and she said, "I know, I won't bother you anymore." ”

She took off the ring.

Then with her bloody hands, she took out a tattered book from her arms and gave it to him: "I have been spelling your "Three Hundred Children's Songs" for three days, and I don't recognize many words, so the spelling is messy. ”

"Don't. ”

Xuanzang lowered his head and didn't look at her.

She nodded and walked away.