Lu Yuan closed the book.

He was silent after his astonishment.

He originally wanted to imitate Mr. Li Yuncheng's script, but he suddenly found that he seemed to be stumbling because of nervousness, which was really unsightly, and if he continued to read, Lu Yuan felt that he would definitely make a big fool.

You can't pronounce it like that.

Yes, you can't pronounce it that way.

He stopped.

After all, it was the first time for him to be on the podium with so many people looking at him, and this environment was actually much more difficult than saying the acceptance speech on the stage.

The acceptance speech at least has an outline to draw from, and it's only a few minutes, but here's ......

All right.

Looking at the time, only ten minutes had passed.

Eighty minutes to go.

What can you do in 80 minutes?

Lu Yuan looked at the students below and the teachers listening to the class behind.

After the joyful atmosphere, everyone looked at Lu Yuan, who suddenly stopped squeaking on the podium, strangely, they didn't know what Lu Yuan wanted to do.

They didn't know what Lu Yuan wanted to do, and Lu Yuan himself didn't know what he was going to talk about.

An atmosphere called awkwardness slowly rose.

There are still 80 minutes to go, and I can't stand like this all the time in this 80 minutes.

It's hard.

Gradually, Lu Yuan became more and more nervous, at this moment he really hoped that someone could appear to replace him, or hoped that as described in Hezhong, another personality suddenly appeared on his body, and then this personality suddenly became exaggerated and omniscient, and finally said that these people were so stupid that they fainted, and turned into a machine that could only applaud and like.

It's a pity that Lu Yuan knows that this is pure nonsense.

Yes, skilful.

My cheat, is it time for my system to come out?

The other traversers have more or less crossed benefits, and there will always be cross-crossing benefits that pop up at critical times, but he finds that he really has nothing but being more nervous than others.

Don't be nervous!

Nervousness really doesn't really work.

Being nervous will only make you more humiliated.

Lu Yuan closed his eyes, then opened them again.

Forget it.

Break the jar and break it!

It's the worst?

Are you still afraid that it will be bad again?

"Students...... Actually, I had planned to read this book all the time, and I read the basics according to the book, and I estimated that the time would be over after reading it, so I could barely cope with a single lesson, but I found that I couldn't do it...... Because I'm nervous, and nervousness makes me read things badly...... I don't know how many times I've mispronounced it......"

"And I know that the consequence of me doing this is that all of you will take off your shoes and throw them at me at the podium...... Then whether it is the back or the front of the reporter, my friends will immediately scold me as a big liar and a big bastard, and of course, it is possible that President Zheng and Professor Zheng will immediately ask the security guards to out, and then I will set a record......"

"Yan Ying's shortest resignation lecturer record...... I don't think anyone will be able to beat my record in the future. ”

Lu Yuan looked around at everyone very seriously, and said what was in his heart slowly and sincerely.

After saying it, Lu Yuan found that his nervous mood suddenly improved a lot.

"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death!"

"Teacher, do you want to be so humorous!"

"Hahaha, Mr. Lu, don't worry, it's impossible to throw shoes up, but it's possible to throw stinky socks!"

"Hahahaha, Mr. Lu, I'm really afraid that you will suddenly go all the way to the textbook...... After all, you dare to play your own "Wanderer" advertisement on stage very shamelessly, what else can't you do?"

"Teacher Lu, let's talk, what kind of crazy operation do you want to do now?

"Hahaha, yes, let's go on, come on!

The applause suddenly rang out after Lu Yuan finished speaking, but this burst of applause was accompanied by a large burst of laughter.

Zheng Jianguo and Zheng Guolong in the back row laughed, Lu Yuan's self-deprecation seemed very down-to-earth to them, and it was easy to narrow the distance between the lecturer and the students.

It seems that they are overthinking.

It turned out that I was nervous and mispronounced.

It's embarrassing.

Hehe.

The reporters frantically took pictures, feeling that Lu Yuan was very good at mobilizing the atmosphere.

Lu Yuan didn't expect that his self-deprecating words would have such an effect, and he suddenly became even more bold.

These students don't seem to be as fierce beasts as they imagined.

Looks like they're pretty easy to get along with.

So, he simply regarded this lecture as a personal show of self-analysis.

It seems that the contract does not stipulate that when you come to Yanying to give a lecture, you must talk about some dry goods, right?

In that case, it would be better to clarify it again.

"I want to make one more thing, this matter is very important, because it is telling the truth, please believe it!"

Lu Yuan's expression became more serious.

After looking at Lu Yuan's expression, the students also became serious.

Is there something important that Mr. Lu is going to talk about next?

Affirm what?

Perhaps it was because after Lu Yuan's expression was solemn and there was no longer any meaning of ridicule, everyone became serious.

Zhou Yao picked up the pen excitedly, ready to record what Lu Yuan was going to say next.

She felt that Lu Yuan's gag was just to exaggerate the atmosphere, and the following was the main event.

Yes, the main play!

"I don't understand the piano playing techniques, genres and meanings, and I don't really understand the deeper meaning of the piano, the layering of each note, the sense of force, and I don't know how to play the piano well, how to play it badly, and even what you think is very basic, I actually don't know much about it, I can say very responsibly, I am not as good as any of you, any of you can give me a lecture......"

Lu Yuan let out a breath, and for some reason, he began to affirm it again.

“......”

“......”

“......”

"Click, click, click!"

The reporters quickly took pictures, but it was obvious that the interest was not as high as before, and they even felt that what Lu Yuan had analyzed so seriously did not have any breaking points at all.

Please, can you bring me some dry goods?

You spoke so seriously, we thought you were going to clarify something very important.

We've got our pants off, so you're going to give us this?

It's a shame that we've been looking forward to it for so long.

Two dogs, can we not be hypocritical!

Don't you feel embarrassed to stand on this stage and say these things now?

Don't do that, brother!

At this moment, the students also had a look on their faces that your joke was not funny at all, and there were some cold expressions.

Of course, a few students who thought they were smart laughed cooperatively, but the smile was unusually abrupt in the silence, and then they looked around and finally didn't dare to laugh again.

They looked at Lu Yuan with apologetic eyes.

Mr. Lu, we also want to laugh together, but your cold joke is so unfunny, if we continue to laugh, we will be regarded as a trust.

Come on, we can't help you.

Zheng Jianguo, Zheng Guolong, Lin Yuyu and others were speechless.

Their general expressions were the same as those of the reporters.

This bad joke can only give bad reviews.

Too deliberate.

Very poor.

..........................................

At this moment, it suddenly became silent again.

There was no applause and no recognition.

Instead, there was an awkward atmosphere throughout the classroom.

It was like a crow flying over and "quacking" and flew by, making Lu Yuan's face full of black lines.

Lu Yuan suddenly felt very suffocated.

Once again, he proved that he was not believed by anyone when he told the truth......

In fact, he didn't know how many times he had told the truth, but the effect was very poor, and this time the effect was even worse.

Lu Yuan could only laugh when he saw this, but this smile was full of embarrassment.

It looks a lot like a dry laugh.

"Okay, no one believes it, anyway, I've said a lot of such big truths before, and no one has believed it......" Lu Yuan smiled self-deprecatingly again.

"Whew!"

"But standing on this podium, I really don't know what to say anymore...... I really don't have any piano theory or playing foundation, so I can't talk about some basic truths in a voice, in short, whether you believe it or not, I believe it!"

"However, since I have come to Yanying, I can't keep letting you look at you so embarrassed, you can look at me, after all, so many people come to listen to the class, and I don't want to be knocked off the stage by you...... After all, I can't accept this myself...... There's still a little over an hour to go, huh...... It should be enough. ”

Lu Yuan hesitated, and then saw a piano next to him.

This is a teaching piano.

Lu Yuan remembered the scene when his piano teacher taught him to play the piano.

It seems to be vivid......

He was silent for a long, long time.

It's finally decided.

"Hmm...... Zhou Yao, come up and help me......"

"Huh, me?"

Zhou Yao, who was sitting in the back row, was stunned for a moment, then stood up and looked at Lu Yuan.

She saw Lu Yuan nodding approvingly at her.

She subconsciously walked towards Lu Yuan.

"You'll write music based on the notes that pop up, right?"

"Hmm...... As long as it's not fast, I can write it, after all, it's not that difficult. ”

"Oh, then I'm relieved...... Don't worry, I'm not playing fast, well, very slowly. ”

"Write a score, Mr. Lu, you, are you, are you ......?"

Zhou Yao's eyes widened, and his heart widened even more.

Then, she watched Lu Yuan tidy up his clothes, and then slowly came to the piano and silently opened the lid of the piano.

He exhaled deeply again.

He really didn't have a few piano songs left in his head......

There are only two piano pieces left that can be played in their entirety.

Most of the rest of the piano music is bumpy, either forgetting this or that.

In short, if there is no accident for a while, I can't remember.

Actually, Lu Yuan really didn't want to do this.

He really didn't want to expose his piano playing trash in front of so many people......

However, I have already clarified so many things before......

What else would you be afraid of?

At this point, does it matter to be embarrassed?

Actually, it doesn't matter anymore.

"Ding......

Lu Yuan sat down and closed his eyes.

A piano song appeared in his head, and he pressed the keys lightly.

Of course, it was not skillfully pressed.

This piano piece is actually a guitar piece in the original version.

However, there is nothing wrong with adapting it into a piano piece.

When the note sounded, everyone stared at Lu Yuan.

A strange emotion surfaced in everyone's hearts......

....................................

"God!"

"Oh my God, damn Lu, damn it, damn it!"

"Liar, liar, big liar, big liar!"

"Ahhh

"O God, send down thunder and smash this man to death!"

"Damn, why don't I go to Huaxia now, I should go to Huaxia!"

"Ahh

After Edward looked at Lu Yuan on the live broadcast platform, he was immediately annoyed and angry, and he was very helpless in anger!

In short, he couldn't wait to rush into the computer and come to the scene, and pointed at Lu Yuan's nose fiercely and scolded a big liar!

Didn't you say you wouldn't play the piano again?

Swindler!

Big liar!