Chapter 583: As soon as you stumble, you become a big pig's trotter!
Without waiting for them to make a move, Ye Tian directly asked: "Who caught this pheasant? Who made this called flower chicken? Who helped you cut it? After eating my chicken, you didn't thank me, and you even came to accuse me, doesn't your conscience hurt?" In the end, Ye Tian looked disdainful.
The four of them were stunned for a moment!
Damn, what he said makes sense!
Yes, who caught this pheasant? Who made this called flower chicken? Isn't this all Ye Tian?!
Why do they accuse others?!
Thinking like this, He Ling and Huang Lei silently put down the slippers in their hands!
Seeing that the four of them were in a state of bewilderment, Ye Tian continued: "One more point, you are wrong, this is called Huaji, not just me eating alone, it is two people!"
Look, the director is eating, too!"
As he spoke, he pointed with his finger, and in the crowd of program staff, he was licking the chicken leg bones that had eaten the meat.
He Ling: "......"
Huang Lei: "......"
Peng Peng: "......"
Zhao Liya: "......"
The director of the program group in the crowd suddenly felt a strong malice!
When I looked up, my face turned green!
I was so forgetful of licking it just now, I completely forgot what the occasion was, and I completely forgot where I was, and by accident, I was completely addicted to it!
It's not his fault, it's all because this chicken leg is so delicious!
He finished eating the chicken, and he couldn't hold back for a while, and actually licked the bones!
And when he turned his head, almost everyone was looking at him, because with Ye Tian's point, not only He Ling and them, but even the staff also looked at him!
That naked gaze, as if turned into substance, instantly fell on his shoulder, making him stiff like a thousand pounds, and the whole person stood on the spot!
The director of the program team only felt that his mind was blank, and three words appeared: It's over!
From today on, the glorious image of his director, the appearance of the wise and martial arts, and the flawless leadership image will all be finished from now on!
At the same time, there is an unprecedented sense of shame that bursts out of my heart.
So shy!
As soon as you stumble, you become a big pig's trotter!
I didn't expect to forget myself for a while, and now there is such a big mistake!
Although there are thousands of regrets in my heart at this time, there is no turning back now, and the dilemma I am facing must be solved.
It's all to blame on Ye Tian, obviously he was very low-key just now, and no one looked at him at all, but this guy actually took the initiative to pick him out from the shadows.
But at the same time, he also breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he was hiding in the crowd of staff and was not broadcast live, if he was broadcast live, his appearance, then he licked the bones, the director will really spread all over the Internet, the key is to spread throughout the entire industry!
Even the family saw it!
Family!
As soon as he thought of this, the director of the program team suddenly shuddered!
Syllable!
The bones in his hands were directly alone, and the whole person bounced up from the ground, holding his hands behind his back, pretending that nothing had happened, and reprimanded with a serious face: "Look at what I'm doing? Hurry up and record the show! Why don't you want to do it? Remember, nothing happened today, otherwise this year's year-end bonus will be gone." โ
Then he turned around and re-entered the crowd directly, the speed and the flexible skills were completely invisible, he was already a man in his early 40s who had already bowed to the top, this time he ran directly to the rear, and now finally no one was staring at him!
Staff: "......"
At the same time, they have 10,000 sentences in their hearts to talk about!
This leader is really shameless! He even threatened them with a year-end bonus!
Do you think it really works?
Well, it works!
Ye Tian looked at this scene and smacked his tongue, he deserves to be a director, his face is thick, and it is impossible for a thin-skinned person to be a director!
When he encounters any embarrassing things, he does not change color, but instead seriously denounces and even threatens everyone, and instantly controls the development of the situation.
Ordinary people, how can there be such means?!
It's really impressive!
At this time, the director of the program group, who was hiding behind all the crowds, only felt that his heart was pounding, and he was about to jump out of his chest!
Damn, it's good that I ran fast!
Otherwise, that scene just now wouldn't have ended at all!
Fortunately, he has seen all scenes, but he didn't expect to have a big heart to record a variety show! Now, it is so difficult to record variety shows, and life is really not easy.
Well, as for this matter, he will never admit it, there is absolutely no such thing, this thing has never happened, never!
The director of the program team was crazy about self-hypnosis and hypnosis in his heart, and he himself was about to believe it, with a serious and serious face.
If Ye Tian knew about this, the behavior of the director of the program group would definitely praise him!
This sassy operation, a batch of sassy!
Lie to others, lie to yourself first!
"See, I shared it with the director!So I'm two people, not one person eating alone!" Ye Tian said with a serious face.
He Ling and Huang Lei finally came to their senses, after all, the scene just now is really a bit subverted the image of the director, although the director is usually very improper, and very shameless, but the image just now is really unacceptable, if they didn't see it with their own eyes, they thought that the one who licked the bones was not the big director of their program group, but the homeless man on the street.
That look, that squatting on the ground, you don't need to imitate it at all, it's total!
And no one has taken the initiative to mention that incident now, what a shame!
They were all stunned just now, okay?!
Especially Zhao Liya and Peng Peng!
Is that the director of the program team?!
Well, it seems to be true!
Suddenly, they felt that compared with the director of the program team, they seemed to be really happy!
I just ate so much, and the pitiful appearance of the director of the program team was licking the bones there!
And at this time, when they heard what Ye Tian said, they couldn't refute it at all!
You have a point!
Seeing the appearance of the four of them with a look of surrender, Ye Tian immediately grinned, at this level, how dare he compete with him on the same stage?!
Too weak! too weak!
Reaching out and picking up a piece of meat and throwing it directly into his mouth, Mei Zizi began to eat again, and at the same time glanced at the four of them with a smile.
Four: "......"
Then he involuntarily began to swallow his saliva, and his eyes locked on the little meat left on Ye Tian's plate for a moment.
He Ling and Huang Lei glanced at each other without a trace, and then the two nodded very tacitly, and in the next moment, Huang Lei stepped forward directly, hugged Ye Tian's hands, He Ling directly reached out, grabbed Ye Tian's plate, turned around and ran!
Seeing that He Ling had successfully escaped, Huang Lei immediately let go of Ye Tian and turned around to chase after him.
And these complex and swift movements are done almost in a breath!
It's so fast that it's suffocating, so fast that you can't react at all!
Zhao Liya and Peng Peng, two young people, watched all this snaking operation in a daze, and there was no reaction at all.
Just looked at the figures of He Ling and Huang Lei directly, and entered the mushroom house almost in the blink of an eye.
Ye Tian: "......"
Ye Tian didn't expect that these two old foxes would be so shameless and rob them directly!
You said you wanted it directly, but he didn't give it?!
Why bother?!
Isn't it better to grab it?!
Well......... It seems that when I was a child, the things I did grab were more delicious!
The live broadcast room of the program group is just completely crazy!
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"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death!"
"Poof-the water I just drank, and I sprayed it directly!"
"There is also this kind of sassy operation, and it is also done with the cooperation of Teacher He and Teacher Huang, which simply subverts my worldview!"
"The cooperation between Mr. He and Mr. Huang is completely seamless, worthy of being old partners and old friends, you can understand it with one look!"
Looking at the anchor's bewildered face, I want to laugh for a year!"
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And right now.
"If you don't chase it yet, it may be gone soon!" Ye Tian gave full play to the glorious fine tradition of the Chinese nation, was helpful, and reminded the two young people very intimately.
Suddenly, Zhao Liya and Peng Peng woke up from their sluggishness!
"Ahh
"Ah-Mr. Huang, be merciful!"
The two of them immediately ran away and rushed towards the house, just wishing that they would have a few more legs at this time.
Seeing this scene, Ye Tian shook his head, and sighed to the live broadcast room: "I'm still too young and have too little social experience, so I suffer a lot, and I can't fight two old foxes at all!"
This scene reminds me of an old friend, when he was a kid, his parents used to beat him, and he did the right thing, maybe it was a singles, but once he did something wrong, it was a mixed doubles for a family! Later, when he grew up, his parents didn't beat him anymore, do you know why?"
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't expect Ye Tian to coldly throw out a question.
I was a little caught off guard for a while, but immediately many viewers began to answer.
"Well, maybe he's sensible when he grows up!"
"Agree to go upstairs!"
"My family used to beat me when I was a child, and I stopped beating when I grew up!"
"Yes, this should be normal, when I was a child, my parents often beat people, no matter if you did it right or wrong, and even if they found out that they made a mistake in the end, they never apologized to you!"
Ye Tian didn't go to the live broadcast room, so he said directly: "You may all say that he has grown up and is sensible, but this is wrong!"
As for why, of course, it's because you've grown up and your parents can't beat you anymore, so they reason with you!
The first sentence Ye Tian said was unanimously agreed by the audience, after all, ordinary people would think so, but when he heard the latter sentence, he immediately sprayed!
"Poofโ"
"Damn, it makes sense!"
"This explanation is full marks, I can't refute it at all!"
"Damn, I finally know why my parents don't beat me anymore!
"The anchor's routine is completely incomprehensible! The key is that you feel very reasonable when you listen to it!"
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