Chapter 984: Wife, I'm Coming to Pick You Up! (2/3)
Magic City,
Xiao Man looked at his bridesmaid group, got together to discuss how to fix the groom, and suddenly became anxious...
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"It's almost enough, my husband is a big scientist, can you save some face?" Yang Xiaoman really couldn't stand it, these people were really a bit excessive, they got together separately to discuss, and didn't reveal any news.
"How?"
"Does this hurt my heart?" said a beautiful young woman with a grin, "Although all the obstacles have been removed, but... We're not going to watch you get married, and we're going to have to pay a price!"
"At what cost?"
"How many red envelopes do you want to say directly!" Yang Xiaoman was very anxious, worried about what problems would occur in the process, and said seriously: "I'll tell you... Feng Shui takes turns, and I'm not the only one who gets married, don't you get married?
"Hey, hey!"
"According to our custom here, you don't have a chance to be a bridesmaid anymore, even have children... Be a fart bridesmaid. The young woman smiled and said, "Xiao Man... Just accept your fate, this is where you belong anyway. ”
I...
It's so angry!
How can I have such a sister?
Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said helplessly: "Can you reveal it, what are you going to do with my husband?"
"It's easy!"
"Intellectually... Forbidden!" said one of the short-haired women, "We're going to kill your husband... Hey, hey, don't blame us for being ruthless, I really can't think of any good ideas, and I can only blame your husband for being too smart to crush him in terms of IQ. ”
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"If you don't read, read newspapers, or study, you can forget it, and you still ask others to be the same as you. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "Can't you be a good person?"
"Yo Yo Yo... Look, our Yang Da beauty hasn't married yet, and her heart is completely in the other party. The short-haired girl smiled: "Xiao Man... Accept the judgment of fate, and besides... True love needs to be tempered by fire. ”
moment
The bridesmaids got three 1.25L bottles of Coke, but the liquid looked a little weird... It seems to be a fusion of multiple liquids.
"Come on, come on!"
"We tie the red thread, you sit on the bed, put the Coke bottle in the skirt, and let your husband choose by himself when the time comes... Drink it on the spot!" the short-haired girl laughed, "This level has passed... Proceed to the next level. ”
"And?"
Yang Xiaoman frowned slightly, and said with a displeased face: "It shouldn't be any Coke in this, right?"
"Of course!"
"We're not good people, how can we let your husband drink Coke..."The short-haired girl laughed, "For the next level... I can't tell you just yet, right... Hand over your phone! We suspect you are trying to defect to the enemy. ”
No way
Xiao Man's mobile phone was forcibly handed over, and she almost didn't get angry with her, and she survived for 20 years... Finally married himself off, and as a result... Met a group of teammates.
meanwhile
Xu Mang has already killed the demon capital with his large army, but when he called Xiao Man, he found that he was hung up directly, it seems... Xiao Man was kidnapped by the bridesmaids, and his mobile phone has been put away, I have to say... The other party is really vicious!
"What's wrong?"
"Look at your expression and look sad. Chen Shao drove the main wedding car, and found Xu Mang's bitter face from the rearview mirror in the car, and couldn't help but say: "How are you going to deal with it?"
"Nonsense!"
"I'm looking for you... Isn't it just here to take the blame?" Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "Chen Shao... What was the situation on the day you got married?
"Me?"
"What do you mean to be miserable? That night... I was almost taken to the hospital for gastric lavage. Chen Shao said helplessly: "Who is the person who accompanies the wine at night?"
"You!"
"Otherwise, it could still be me?" Xu Mang said with a natural expression: "Right?"
“...”
"Xu Mang!"
"Don't get divorced, I don't want to go through a second time. Chen Shao said angrily.
Divorce?
Unless you have two lives, you can't get a divorce.
"Anyway, it's going to block the door, right?" Chen Shao asked, "Block your daughter-in-law's boudoir... How are I going to get in then?"
"Don't worry!"
"It's not a problem, I'll figure out how to let them open the door themselves. Xu Mang said indifferently.
soon
came to Xiao Man's house, and sure enough, it was the same as the previous plan, from the beginning of entering the door, it was unimpeded, and at this time a group of people stood at the door, looking at the closed door, and didn't know what to do for a while.
"Let me talk about my plan first!" Xu Mang said seriously: "Chen Shao... Later, when we quarrel, a little bit fiercely, they will open the door to see what is going on, seize the moment... Rush in. Xu Mang smiled and said, "Awesome?"
“...”
“...”
“...”
It's so cheap!
But it's a good way, it's a little lacking in virtue and taking advantage of a woman's curiosity.
"Let's get started!"
"Chen Fan... I told you to come early, come early... What time is it now?" Xu Mang leaned against the door, listening to the movement inside, and pretended to shout: "What should I do now? I wouldn't have been looking for you if I had known." ”
"What's the matter with me? It's not because Wang Shao is slow, all of us are waiting for him. Chen Shaochong Wang Shao tried his eyes, and said seriously: "I think this pot... Wang Shao's back is decided!"
"Oops!"
"It's too much... Who went to the toilet halfway?" Wang Shao looked at Zhou Shao: "It's you, right?"
"What and what!"
"I just went to the toilet a few times... I think the biggest responsibility lies with Tatsuki, this kid made a mistake, and then we waited for him for half an hour. Zhou Shao said.
In a flash
The scene was chaotic, in fact, several people stood in place, playing with their mobile phones, while shouting some yes and no.
Then
In the boudoir,
Several people looked at each other, and each other saw the blankness in each other's eyes, which... There was no knock on the door yet, but they quarreled outside, and it seemed to be related to time, and someone had delayed the time, and now they are throwing the pot at each other.
But
Xiao Man had doubts about this, according to the previous plan... Isn't that just right? And it's a little bit earlier than half an hour, and it turns out... As a result, there was an internal dispute among them, how could this be... Unless there's a conspiracy in it!
Possible...
Xu Da Pig's Trotters had already guessed that he was going to block the door, and used this curiosity about the unknown to let others open the door by themselves.
Yeah!
It must be like this.
"Little Joan!"
"Look at the situation?" Yang Xiaoman frowned slightly, and said cautiously: "But don't fight... Today is my big day, so I'm going to be a little more celebrant..."
"Oh!"
Xiao Qiong was more well-behaved, walked to the door and gently unscrewed the lock, when the door was about to open, she was suddenly pushed open, one foot directly against the crack of the door, and... Xu Mang rushed directly into the boudoir with a large army.
“???”
“???”
“???”
What's the situation?
Isn't it a quarrel?
Why did they suddenly unite and directly break through the first line of defense, is it... Everything before was acting?
"I..."
"Scientist Xu!"
"You're so!" The young woman who helped take the picture a while ago was also present, and saw a group of people like this... walked in, was stunned for a moment, and said seriously: "You're like this... We've all thought of it!"
"Oops..."
"That's pretty much it. Xu Mang smiled and said, "Wife... I'm here to pick you up!"
"Hmm!"
Yang Xiaoman nodded and said with a smile.
“...”
“...”
“...”
Xiao Man!
Can you have a little ambition?
Is that a promise?
Watching Xu Mang hugging Yang Xiaoman, he walked out of the room directly, at this time, everyone reacted miserably, sometimes the plan really can't catch up with the change, and he tried everything to fix the groom before, but the result... The groom's words, 'Wife, I'm here to pick you up', directly shattered any conspiracy.
"Huh?"
"What's going on now?" asked the short-haired woman with a cute face, "It's over?"
"It's over..."
"What are we doing?" said another girl, confused, "It's been a busy morning... As a result, people came in and said, 'Wife, I'm here to pick you up', and directly picked up Xiaoman... I'm so stupid. ”
At this point,
Xu Mang and Xiao Man were sitting in the living room, eating so-called dim sum.
"Huh?"
"I won't help you at night. Yang Xiaoman ate and drank sugar-hearted poached eggs, and said slowly: "You figure it out yourself... Anyway, you've my bridesmaid group, and I'm going to kill you at night, so you can do it yourself!"
"Won't you help me?" asked Xu Mang.
"How can I help?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I'm pregnant!"
suddenly
A group of bridesmaids came over and ate the snacks that were brought to them.
"Xu Mang!"
"We'll see at night!"
"And Xiao Man... You're too anxious, aren't you?" The short-haired woman said hatefully, "I know you and Xu Mang have a good relationship, but... Can you let us entertain you, you are a big entrepreneur, he is a big scientist, do you take this opportunity... As a result, we are not given a chance to humiliate you. ”
"Alright, alright!"
"Don't be angry... I'm worried about time!" Yang Xiaoman smiled: "This big pig's trotters at night, let you fall!"
Xu Mang: ???
...
Straightforward is the process,
Xu Mang and Xiaoman sat in the wedding car, almost exhausted, but even if they were tired, they were still very excited, as long as they survived today... In the future, they will be husband and wife in the real sense, and there is no need to hide it anymore.
In fact
Logically speaking, getting a marriage certificate is husband and wife, but Chinese people are still more traditional in their bones, and they must hold a wedding.
Maybe it's called a sense of ritual.
A few hours later,
I drove to Ning City, and then walked a process at Xu Mang's house, and then went to the hotel... Start preparing for the evening.
"Wife..."
"Why don't we play a trick to Darkness Chen Cang?" Xu Mang said cautiously, "I don't think I can survive tonight... Your bridesmaids are going to beat me to death, and when it's over... Let's go straight back to the magic capital. ”
“...”
Not to mention,
Yang Xiaoman thought about it carefully, although this idea is very risky, but her husband is also a human being, although he often does not be a human being... But after all, it's the child's father, and he can't stand being destroyed.
ultimately
The plan was thus decided.
Five o'clock in the afternoon,
The hotel banquet hall was already full of people, and there were many relatives on both sides, but Xiao Man's side was a little bit on the top.
soon
The wedding began,
A master of ceremonies walked up to the stage,
"Today is a special day, because today we will witness a beautiful love together, maybe a long, long time later, we have forgotten the specific time and place, but we will never forget the sweet vows of this couple, and happiness forever"
"Below..."
"Please invite our most handsome and smartest groom in the world, Xu Mang to appear!"
Under the call of the master of ceremonies, Xu Mang's appearance completely ignited the atmosphere of the audience.
"The groom?"
"Nervous?" asked the master of ceremonies.
"It's okay... A little excited. Xu Mang smiled and replied a little decently, after all, there are many well-known people now, if this is ugly, will he still be alive?
In fact
The master of ceremonies at this moment is the most nervous, and when he knew that the wedding he was going to host was Xu Mang, he almost didn't go crazy... And the bride is Yang Jian's daughter, which is even more crazy.
After a few simple sentences,
The piano song "Dream Wedding" slowly sounds, and then another protagonist appears, under the melody of the hymn, Xiao Man takes her father's arm and steps on the petals that the little angel has scattered for her, and walks towards the road of symbolizing happiness.
"Xiao Man..."Xu Mang asked in front of everyone present, "Are you willing to marry me?"
At this moment,
The world stood still, and all ears waited for an echo from the other end of the carpet.
"I do!"
Three simple words, but carrying all the promises, the princess's smile at this time in exchange for the applause of the audience.
"Kiss one!"
"Kiss one!"
"Kiss one!"
I don't know who started it, everyone is encouraging this couple.
Legend has it that
The prince woke up the sleeping princess with a kiss, and the most beautiful roses in the world bloomed in every corner of their lives.
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moment
The atmosphere has reached a white-hot stage.
And the rest of the time,
It was the newlyweds who began to toast to the guests, and everyone didn't embarrass the newlyweds and couples much, everyone just went through a form.
For three full hours,
The wedding is coming to an end, and the bridesmaids and groomsmen suddenly find a problem... Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman are gone!
Hey?
What about people?
...
"Husband?"
"Is this really possible?" Yang Xiaoman said with a nervous face: "I... I'm a little scared. ”
"Panic what!"
Xu Mang started the car, glanced at Xiao Man in a red wedding dress, and said with a smile: "Wife... Are you ready to go home?"
"Hmm!"
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