200 Normal reactions, don't panic
"Fat brother, what kind of thing are you doing?"
The policeman looked at the fat brother with a smile on his face and asked.
The trash cans and rockeries at the entrance of the hotel, all the things that can be dismantled have been looted by the fans of the fat brother, and the key is that the gang of people still ran away in a swarm, and the hotel waiter had no choice but to call the police.
As a result, the police comrades rushed to the scene to take a look, yo!
The fat brother didn't hide it, he honestly explained the matter clearly, and his bad tricks to deal with a few gangsters simply admired the policemen in the station, what is this called! This is called the wicked have their own wicked grinding!
"Uncle Police, they're the underworld!"
On the other hand, Brother Qingpi, who finished recording his confession, couldn't help but want to retch when he saw the fat brother, and gave himself infinite strength with the national emblem on the wall, Brother Qingpi stood up bravely, he couldn't let the demon in front of him get away with it!
"People are big bosses! read more newspapers if you have nothing to do, don't do some things like stealing chickens and dogs all day long!"
The police said with a disdainful face, and they also hated these tumors in their jurisdiction, but the key people make big mistakes and don't make small mistakes, you can't catch people, but they just keep disgusting you.
"He, he threatened my personal safety, he hurt me!"
Brother Qingpi didn't know what those words were saying, anyway, he thought that was what it meant.
"The fruit knife is yours, and you said he threatened your personal safety?"
The police are going to be stupidly cried by this idiot.
"He forced me to smoke!"
Brother Qingpi is really going to cry.
"Why didn't anyone force me to smoke China? Did he force you to drink Moutai?"
This police uncle seems to be quite eloquent.
"No, he forced me to finish a cigarette in an hour, and if I did, I wouldn't die!
After Brother Qingpi finished speaking, the other three ponies also chimed in.
"Who bought the cigarettes?"
The police officer asked.
"I bought it...... Gross!"
Brother Qingpi replied honestly.
"The cigarettes you buy are yours, how can other people interfere with you?"
"He's around me with so many people, if I don't smoke, he'll ......"
Brother Qingpi picked his scalp and thought about it for a long time, as if the fat brother had never said what if he didn't smoke.
"What about him?"
"Not much...... Gross!"
Brother Qingpi was speechless, said "It's okay", and walked out of the police station with the three ponies dejected.
"The way of the world has changed, and there are good people in wood!"
Looking at the flickering neon lights in the distance, Brother Qingpi remembered a line from a movie he watched a few days ago.
"Boss, smoke a cigarette to suppress the shock?"
The pony boy behind him handed over a Chinese that he had just bought with a shy face.
"Gross!"
After settling everyone down, the fat brother returned home when it was almost dawn, they were all fans from other provinces and places, and they drank again, and the fat brother was a little uneasy.
Afraid of waking up Han Yuyun, the fat brother quietly opened the door, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Miss Han curled up on the sofa and fell asleep, without even turning off the TV.
The fat brother simply cleaned up his personal hygiene, and then gently picked up Han Yuyun and returned to his room......
The early morning sunlight cast on the room through the veil, and Han Yuyun's body seemed to be covered with a layer of light mist, which was extremely charming.
When she was in a daze and wanted to turn over, she found that she was actually lying in someone else's arms, and she was about to struggle, but she smelled the familiar smell on his body and immediately settled down again, and when she opened her eyes, Zhou was looking at herself with an expression.
"What do you want to do!"
Han Yuyun was embarrassed by him, and said casually to relieve the embarrassment.
"Yes!"
This answer made her even more embarrassed, and she was so embarrassed that she got into the arms of the fat brother, and she hugged his waist and refused to come out, but soon she felt that something was wrong, and there seemed to be something strange underneath her......
"Normal reaction, don't panic. ”
Han Yuyun didn't know that boys had this reaction in the morning, and thought that it was normal for the fat brother to say that it was normal to react by holding himself, and suddenly his little face was so red that he was about to drip blood.
The two of them were groping around on the bed, and they didn't know what they were tossing, anyway, after the fat brother walked out of the room with a refreshed face, Miss Han covered her mouth and rushed into the bathroom......
At the dining table, the fat brother intimately helped Han Yuyun bring a glass of milk to her, and when Miss Han looked at the milk, she didn't know what to think of, so she covered her mouth and rushed into the toilet with a "vomit".
Why is this, if it weren't for my brother's excellent physical and health grades, I would almost think she was pregnant.
On the way to send Han Yuyun to the unit, as long as the fat brother touched the traffic light, he tilted his head and looked at Han Yuyun with a wicked smile: "Shall we go home early in the evening?"
Han Yuyun threw him a roll of the eyes, and then turned his head to look out the window, but Jingying's ears were already red.
Let's go to the Spark game first, I haven't been there for a long time, and I don't know how the development of PUBG is going, and it's about to come to the end of the year, and the fat brother feels the need to draw a cake or something for everyone.
As soon as the elevator door opened, the fat brother heard the sound of music from the Spark game, is it so hi at work now!
The fat brother hurriedly took two steps closer to take a look, everyone was standing in the aisle next to his card position, following Lingling in the front row doing radio gymnastics!
Just looking at Brother Lingling, I still think it's very pleasing to the eye, but when I look at the group of people behind him, all of them have stiff limbs and expressionless faces, and their hair is unkempt with two dark circles under their eyes, at first glance, I thought it was a zombie attack.
After everyone had finished, one by one lazily moved back to their chairs, the fat brother walked into the door, what if he came in early and was caught and asked to do together, the fat brother felt that he was a face-saving person.
"You're saying you can start the closed beta in a few years?"
The fat brother looked at Zhao Qizhi with a look of surprise and asked again.
"Well, almost. ”
Zhao Qizhi said vaguely.
"Okay, then we'll set it for February, no! Find players for the closed beta in March!"
Fat brother obviously doesn't know much about game ticket jumping, even if the developer says categorically that he wants to go online, nine out of ten will skip tickets, not to mention Zhao Qizhi's "almost, maybe, maybe" and the like.
Although PUBG has not yet appeared, Xinghuo has also done a lot of things this year, everyone has worked hard, and the fat brother went to Yue Xuefeng's office again, telling him to do a good job in the work of grassroots employees, and ensure that every employee can go home for the New Year!
"Boss, what are you talking about? No one will work overtime during the Chinese New Year?"
Yue Xuefeng asked with a puzzled expression.
"It's not too late, just let them go back. ”
The fat brother waved his hand, looking like a compassionate and conscientious boss.
"Then I'll discuss it with everyone later. ”
"Why do you have to discuss the holiday, and some people are not happy?"
"yes, a lot of people said they wouldn't go back. ”
"We never have a shortage of bonuses and performance salaries every month, and there are still people who don't have the money to go home for the New Year?!"
The fat brother was shocked, what are the young people thinking now!
"It's not that they don't have money to go back, they don't have the face to go back, they are all urged by their families to bring their girlfriends back. ”
Yue Xuefeng said with a look of embarrassment.
This can stump the fat brother, if a girlfriend is so easy to find, how can a person as good as me be single for decades in his last life!
"Eh! I can't say that, how can those things of love and love compare to the grace of nurturing! These young people are just not sensible, Xuefeng, you have time to do more ideological work for everyone! I still left a little in advance. ”
The fat brother was afraid that he would stay any longer, and Yue Xuefeng was about to put forward a proposal to let him organize a blind date.
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