Chapter 157: Do You Look at My Cock?

Ye Tian gulped down on the palm core, then stood up and looked nearby again.

Then he walked to a big tree, pointed to a cicada on the tree and said: "This is also the source of food, here, you have no choice, it is impossible for everything to be as smooth as the anchor, if you want to live, then you must maintain a good attitude, and have a mouth that is not picky." ”

Saying that, before the water friends could react, Ye Tian directly took down the cicada from the trunk, and then ..... After throwing it into his mouth.

“6666”

“666666”

"I also want to say that if the anchor eats, I'll brush a rocket, 23333.... It seems that I am still too young. ”

"Hahaha~~~ I feel that there is no anchor in this world who can't eat. ”

"One second it was still healthy food, the king of vegetables, and the next second it was so brutal. ”

"Anchor, what does it taste like?

"I've only eaten fried cicadas, and to speak, it tastes really good, but it's eaten raw like the anchor, and the cicada is still calling just now, I haven't tried it, and I don't dare to try it, the anchor is a real man, I'll take it." ”

......

"What does it smell like?"

Ye Tian chewed heavily, gave a thumbs up with a smile, and said, "Crunchy, chicken flavor, it is worth recommending, and you don't underestimate this cicada." ”

"The cicada body is rich in nutrients, with a dry protein content of more than 70%, a fat of about 7%, vitamins and various beneficial trace elements are higher than those of general meat foods, and it can be called the king of protein in today's food.

In recent years, many places have put cicadas on the table, as a health food, the market demand is increasing, and the price is getting higher and higher. ”

“6666”

“66666”

"God, it's crunchy, it smells of chicken. ”

"If I hadn't eaten fried cicadas, I would have believed the anchor. ”

"2333...I've just eaten a king of vegetables, and now there's a king of egg whites, oh my God! ”

"I'm telling you a sad story, although the anchor has a joking tone, the knowledge he says is true. ”

"I'll tell you something, the anchor is awesome. ”

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"Hahahaha~"

Looking at the barrage, Ye Tian couldn't help laughing and said: "Okay, no kidding, how to say it, it's the smell of insects, jerky and bitter, although the taste is not good, but it can replenish your body energy in the wild and maintain your physical activity, don't think that the anchor is just joking, many people call the forest a green hell, here is actually not as simple as it seems, you must maintain good physical strength, otherwise you don't even have the strength to run in danger." ”

And when the various water friends were laughing and complaining, the live broadcast room was very lively.

A water friend with the screen name said: " Don't think the anchor is joking, in fact, the same type, in addition to the anchor's live broadcast room, I have been paying attention to the live broadcast room of other imitation anchors, and now there are very few survivors, only the beautiful sister Sister Lin is still alive, that is also because Sister Lin chose some normal domestic groves, there are no large beasts, but there is a high fever in the wild and almost killed her, fortunately, the police arrived in time, and the other anchors were not so lucky, hospitalized hospitalization, and encountered wild wolves, it would be good to survive, I heard that I am still in a coma, I also donated five cents, and some disappeared directly, so, I want to say yes,The anchor is a real dick.,It's really a sass.,I'm kneeling and looking at my phone.,The more you understand,The more you understand,You understand how dick the anchor has。 ”

“6666”

“66666”

"I said those wilderness livestreams are gone. ”

"Anchor, god-like man. ”

"Listening to you say this, I feel that the anchor is a real dick, although I used to think it was a real dick, but now it feels even more dicked, referred to as **. ”

"Hahahaha~~"

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Ye Tian also saw this comment, smiled and shook his head, he really didn't pay attention to those wilderness live broadcast rooms during this time, but he was a little impressed by the sister Lin he said, after all, she still looks quite peugeot, and he has also entered her live broadcast room, but he didn't expect so many things to happen during this time.

But he doesn't feel accidental about what happened, after all, not everyone is like him, such a dick, this is the only one.

Under impulse, he dared to rush into the barren mountains and old forests, it was simply looking for death, without the strong survivability of Bei Ye and De Ye, not to mention, Bei Ye and De Ye also have experience as soldiers, and they are not ordinary soldiers, in addition to the precipitation of time, there is also a professional team, to ensure the safety of life, and these people watched his live broadcast room, they dared to rush to the live broadcast, it was no different from sending them to death.

In his previous life, everyone only saw Bei Ye's success, and they didn't know how much effort he put in behind the scenes, how many crises he encountered, and those anchors who failed to survive in the wilderness and buried their lives.

Ye Tian has seen such a video, although many of them were quickly blocked, but Ye Tian has seen a British wilderness survival live broadcaster, who was targeted by prey in the wild, was bitten and poisoned, and the last shot was dragged away by the beast's attack, and some were even found a few weeks after death, and the body was no longer presentable.

Ye Tian walked farther into the woods and grinned: "Look at what you said, I suddenly remembered a joke, just to tell you, friends who eat and drive must pay attention." ”

"Hahaha, finally made me wait for the joke. ”

"Anchor, say it, say it. ”

"Wait, I'll park the car first, or my life will be in danger. ”

"I feel that the anchor is going to drive again, everyone stops what they are doing and listens attentively, and it is life-threatening if the car rolls over. ”

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Ignoring the live broadcast room, Ye Tian said directly: "Today, I went to play billiards with Lao Wang and his wife next door, I came up to clear the stage, in order to show off my skills, I said to Lao Wang's wife: "What's the matter, sister-in-law, do you see my dick" Lao Wang's wife blushed, lowered her head, and whispered: "Don't look." I was stunned, this was a little ambiguous, and quickly explained: "I didn't mean that, sister-in-law, are you surprised?" Lao Wang's wife's face turned even redder, her head was about to be buried in her chest, and her voice was even quieter: "Don't eat." ””

As soon as he finished saying this, the live broadcast room exploded directly.

"Poof. ”

“6666”

“66666”

“666666”

"Don't you look at my dick? Are you surprised? ”

"Hold the grass, I overturned again, Lao Tzu wants to call the police. ”

"anchors, driving again. ”

"Damn, I figured it out, Nima, this car is driving too fast, and there is such a sassy operation. ”

"The anchor is invincible, and the earth can't fit the anchor anymore. ”

"Lao Wang's wife is going to be on fire, and she's going to blow up. ”

"Ma Dan, now think about what I said above, anchor**, why do I see that these words are yellow, brothers, come and tell me, do I have a problem with my eyes. ”

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