Chapter 109: Rubbing a Dog's Heat
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Qi Mobai tilted his ears and made sure that Li Luo had gone away, so he said, "Sister Li Luo, she asked me who usually stays at home?"
Yin He's heart jumped, "What did you say?"
Xiaobai smiled brightly, "I said I can't see anything, I don't know." ”
However, Xiaobai didn't get Yin He's gratifying compliment, but he asked a little depressedly, "Can't you see it and can't hear it?"
"I, of course I can hear it. Xiaobai lowered his head.
"Yes, I can think of this, Li Luo is a graduate of criminal investigation, a master of solving cases who can gain insight into people's hearts with a few casual conversations, can she think of this?
"So if you say that, it will only make her suspect that I often bring people home, and that you are only trying to cover it up for me. ”
"Ah, what can I do about this, blame me for being smart, then I'll explain to her. Xiaobai blamed himself and said anxiously.
Yin He pressed Xiaobai's shoulder and said in an indifferent tone, "She's not my girlfriend, I can't explain it to her, my brother-in-law just wants to tell you, it's not a shameful thing for Xiaoqian Afu to live with me, we are very good friends, there is no need to hide it." ”
Xiaobai nodded, and then asked again, "Then does Sister Liluo like you, otherwise why would she ask that kind of question?"
Is this the reasoning learned from Li Luo, Yin He was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head, "She just enjoyed the process of reasoning, and now she may be happier, and she knows a secret that I don't know." ”
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In the taxi, Li Luo couldn't help but sigh, Yin He still understood her very well, and she deduced from Xiao Bai's deliberately lying answer that Yin He had brought different girls home for the night more than once.
The nightlife of rich people is often so drunk and high-profile.
Li Suo's expression darkened, and then he dialed a phone call, "Hey, uncle, I agreed to the blind date you said to arrange for me...... What, it's not ripe yet, have to wait? Oh, whatever, I'm still young anyway. ”
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There are now three cats in the family, a ragdoll round cat, a large orange cat, and a cow cat, which has no name yet.
Seeing that it looks like the black cat sheriff, and it was sent by Li Luo himself, let's call it sheriff, male meow, it's not a shame to call this.
Yin He took out a cat strip and immediately bought the sheriff who was a little nervous, and then a combination of dried fish and chicken breast, it quickly became a cat that could be touched casually.
Yuanyuan and Ton Ton are very easy-going cats, showing enough friendliness to the new members, it and Yuanyuan have been milking together after all, although now their size gap is getting bigger and bigger, but soon they will play together, but they are still a little afraid of the big orange cat.
Get used to it slowly, and it is estimated that there will be no fewer small animals at home in the future.
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Ming Zhen came in the morning, and Xing Lu also came in the afternoon.
She is here to discuss the travel itinerary with the sixth master and his wife, and she will set off tomorrow, because she has been to Xiangjiang many times, is proficient in English, and can also order Cantonese, so she does not need to find another tour guide, she is completely competent, so that she can better enhance the relationship between her and the boss's parents.
Mother Song Minghui also pulled Yin He and asked him if he wanted to go with him, "Haven't you already finished the exam, just relax and relax." ”
Yin He refused with a smile, "I can't relax, I have to record a CCTV program in a few days." ”
"Which program, it's set!"
"How many sets, what time is it?"
Parents asked excitedly, and after hearing what Yin He said, the old couple almost sent it directly to the circle of friends.
They immediately noted the time of the broadcast, saying that they would contribute to the ratings.
Not only contribute yourself, but also drive your relatives and friends, Yin Zhuang's parents and villagers to contribute together!
Yin He really wants to say no, you are not a user of ratings collection samples, but you can't stand your parents' high emotions and don't listen to him at all, the status of the comprehensive channel in the hearts of ordinary people is too sacred.
Let them be, but thinking that there will be a lot of villagers staring at their performance, it seems that they have to prepare carefully.
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Speaking of this kind of thing, in addition to Mr. Ma, Yin He admires his partner Dafeng the most.
Sam von Hansenberg is also very capable of fooling, he can be called the American version of Mr. Ma, one mouth is enough to deal with the wolves of Wall Street, and he was in front of the company when it was necessary to show up.
Yin He wanted to communicate with Da Feng, and at this point in time, it seriously affected his married life.
However, Dafeng had no complaints, and told Yin He the most important point of the speech, that is, "humor".
"You don't have to think of it as a speech, you can just think of it as a talk show with a clear theme, because your goal is to make the audience like you, and thus pet secrets, and as long as you can make the audience laugh, you're more than half successful. ”
Dafeng talked about the importance of humor through some of his own personal experiences, and Yin He felt that he shamelessly attributed the company's stock price to the fact that his 32 public speeches a year were very likable.
In addition to humor, "dry goods" are also highlighted by Dafeng, especially when the speaker is a successful businessman.
"After all, the people listening to your speech are not talk show audiences, it seems that most of them are college students and young people, and they must be interested in how you create so much wealth, and even wonder why you, as the first founder, are the second shareholder.
This can be said completely, so as to reflect some of the unspoken rules of the political and business circles of the United States, and break the inherent impression of the Minzhu seed oil in the United States, I think this will definitely make your compatriots feel the same hatred, so as to increase the strength of the speech. ”
This foreign devil, who has been messing with himself for a long time, has really become a Huaxia Tong, and he knows the preferences of my people clearly!
Yin He said with emotion, "I hope that the president who executes the Huaxia business of pet machines can have you so much understanding of Huaxia and Huaxia people." ”
Da Feng Gaga smiled, "I will carefully consider this candidate, oh, there is one more point, that is, to rub the heat." ”
Dafeng believes that Yin He's popularity in China is not too high now, after all, he lacks heritage, so he can mention some celebrities who are more well-known and related to him during the speech.
But don't be too obvious, and say their names and stories in a teasing gesture between friends. Da Feng also talked about the hot people he had rubbed over the years, what Brin, Page, Musk, Xiaozha, Gates, Buffett, as long as he is thick-skinned, there is nothing he can't rub!
Yin He applauded lightly, "You are very strong." ”
In the end, Da Feng said that he asked Ergouzi to speak for the pet secret, and the popularity of the guide has not diminished so far.
Yin He just wanted him to endorse the pet hospital before, but Dafeng directly wanted to endorse the Huaxia business.
He thought bigger, and directly suggested, "You might as well bring it to the CCTV stage, this can be regarded as a kind of popularity." ”
Yin He sighed, he didn't expect that he had fallen to the point of rubbing the popularity of the second dog.
But if you think about it carefully, it still makes some sense, Ergouzi is really hot now, he debuted only a few days ago, and he went directly out of the circle, and he was on social news several times, and his popularity killed a lot of old husky Internet celebrities, what big G, Prada, Ha K, now they have to stand aside.
Every day, Dafang Xiaoyuan will shoot a few videos for it, and then the hospital will process it and send it to the pet's confidential Douyin account, and the number of likes on each video starts at 1 million.
So Yin He continued to revise the draft, and also contacted the producer who started the lecture and asked if he could bring his dog.
The other party didn't hear what kind of dog it was, so he agreed unconditionally, after all, Yin He's entrepreneurship is related to dogs.
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Early the next morning, Yin He and Xiaolu sent their parents and Xiao Bo Lingling to the airport, and exchanged pleasantries with the relatives who were sent by the bus for a while.
In addition to Yin He's aunt and spouse, there are also their sons, daughters-in-law, sons-in-law, grandchildren, grandchildren, granddaughters, and granddaughters, and several aunts and sisters-in-law from Yin Zhuang's side.
But the total number of people is less than 100, uh, seventy or eighty is not a lot, and Yin He can only say hello to a few elders who are familiar with him.
Uncle patted Yin He's shoulder, "Dahe, you look good, it's amazing!"
The second aunt took Yin He's hand, "Our Yin family is really smoking from the ancestral tomb!"
Seeing Yin He greeting his relatives, Xing Lu regretted it for a while, there were too many people, and they all spoke dialects that she didn't understand, what a whole thing to do in Xiangjiang!
I should have chosen to stay.
At the time of parting, Yin He also saw that Xing Lu had a bit of a headache, even if it was led by a tour guide, it was estimated that it would be a super large group.
So he reminded, "When you get there, you can hire a few more tour guides to help you share the burden, otherwise so many people, including old people and children, will tire you out." ”
Xing Lu nodded gratefully, "Boss, don't worry, I will definitely live up to my mission!"
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After that, Xiaolu went back to continue making mechas, and I heard that they fought against famous mecha in China several times, losing more and winning less.
"Well, that's normal. Yin He nodded.
"But we have also learned a lot of lessons from our failures, and our growth is very fast!" said Egret with confidence in her eyes.
Yin He rubbed her head, "Don't forget the rehearsal for tomorrow." ”
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In order to ensure the quality of the manuscript, Yin He went to Mr. Yun's house again and asked her to help him polish and polish. ()
The two had lunch together and ordered takeout.
While eating, my mother texted and said that they had landed and had a safe journey.
Immediately afterwards, Yin He received another phone call, it was a child from Nanlu who had not been in contact for a long time.
"Uncle, I've passed the exam!" Nan Lu shouted with a smile, after passing the joint entrance examination, coupled with the school's commitment to her, she can be regarded as entering the university with two feet!
"Oh, I heard it, I heard it," Yin He dug his ears, "That's congratulations, we will be classmates in the future." ”
Nan Lu said again, "I plan to go to the capital now, can you help me rent a house near the school?"
Yin He said, "Of course there is no problem, where are you now?"
"I'm at the airport!"
"Then can you do me a favor too? Yin He said.
"What's the rush?"
"You refunded the ticket, and then stayed outside the airport, you should be able to see my parents soon, and then you accompany them to visit Xiangjiang, how about it?"
"Ah, will you let me be a tour guide," Nan Lu said with a grin, "No (mao) question!"
She agreed very happily, and it seemed to her that bringing a group of two was a trivial matter, "I know where the best food and fun in Xiangjiang are!"
"Okay, you wait for them first, and I'll help you find a house. ”
Hanging up the phone, Teacher Yun glanced at him, "It's Nan Lu, right?"
"I think her Mandarin has improved a lot," Yin He smiled, "I fooled her into helping to lead the group." ”
"Bullying small children. Teacher Yun commented.
Sure enough, children can't be bullied, and soon, Nan Lu sent Yin He a WeChat message.
"Ahh
"Why so many people!"
"Aren't you the only parents!"
"My head is going to blow up, I just changed a diaper for one of your granddaughters!"
can still type so many words, indicating that he has not collapsed yet, Yin Heyun replied lightly, "I'll help you find a house, and I'll pay the rent." ”
Nan Lu is not a bad man, but when she heard that Yin He was willing to pay the rent in advance, she was not so angry.
In fact, it is not difficult for her to take care of children, and she helped her niece change diapers when she was a little girl.
Yun Shayue glanced at the dialog box and praised, "She seems to be a rich daughter, but she has a good temper." ”
"Well, it's not squeamish. Yin He nodded, and then he had to deal with the matter of renting a house, and he had to find his reserve assistant for this kind of thing.
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Mingzhen has been running the account since yesterday, and the boss's family is a special case, and the green light has been given all the way, but it has not been dealt with until today.
She was so tired that she was trembling with her long legs, thinking that Xing Lu was on the plane, enjoying the service of a flight attendant, and she could also buy and buy in Xiangjiang, Ming Zhen was a little indignant.
She immediately pulled her blue and white fat cat and threw it again with all fours up, hey, why did she still land on all fours?
The second time, still so, the third time......
"Ah, I can't be deceived, right?" As soon as this witty idea came up, Yin He's call came.
"Really, busy?"
"Well, boss," Ming Zhen immediately sat up, "No, at home, the household registration matter has been completed." ”
"Not bad, then you can help me do one more thing now," Yin He said, "You go to the Communication University to help me buy a house near the Communication University, you want to be able to live in it immediately, no more than one stop away from the school, newer, it is better to have two rooms, it is really not possible to have three rooms, the price is not a problem, when the time comes, you will directly ask for money from Mr. Fu, and the house will also be listed in the name of the company." ”
Yin He briefly explained, what kind of house do you rent, just buy it directly, not only Nan Lu wants to study in Zhongchuan, but he also has to take classes in the first year of his doctorate, and then he can go back to his house to rest at noon.
Zhongchuan is too far away from the courtyard of Financial Street, and it is still necessary to establish a base there.
Ming Zhen wanted to cry without tears, and now she regrets not being able to go to Xiangjiang even more, and she misses the life of being a flight attendant very much, sometimes she doesn't go to work for a month, but her salary is a lot.
Now she has only one thought, hoping that this competition can end with Xing Lu's victory, she doesn't want to play anymore, she is tired.
Even though he was very reluctant to give up his bed and cat, he still got up strong and was ready to buy a house for the boss, so that he didn't even have to be a flight attendant at that time.
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As everyone knows, Xing Lu is also very troubled now, and I don't know if the boss already knew that he couldn't handle it, so he arranged someone to pick him up in Xiangjiang in advance.
That girl is not only very beautiful, but also knows the sixth master and six grandmothers, and she is also a local, so she immediately compares her little tourism knowledge to the bottom.
No matter how much you know, you can't compare to the natives!
In an instant, Nan Lu became the most trusted person of his father and fellow villagers, and Xing Lu felt that his authority was being challenged, but he couldn't do anything about it.
Could it be that this person is also competing for an assistant with himself?!
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Yin He felt that Mr. Yun had done a good job of polishing him, so he immediately went home with the manuscript and asked Yuanfang to listen to his speech with a small bench.
He led the guide dog dressed as the second dog to the center of the living room, squatted down and hugged the second dog and said, "Hello everyone, my name is Yin He, its name is Ergouzi, I am a retired businessman, it is a professionally certified amateur guide dog, today the two of us brought the theme of the speech is called "I don't do a guiding light, but I am willing to shine" ......"
The program is 45 minutes long, and the time left for Yin He to speak alone is only ten minutes, Yin He just talked hi, and frequently interacted with Ergouzi, speaking for more than 20 minutes.
But they all said it was good, funny, and thought-provoking.
Except for Xiaobai, Yuan Fang and Lin Xiang's sister-in-law should not open their eyes and talk nonsense, Yin He believed it.
As for the time timeout, this can allow them to edit in the later stage, he watched a few episodes of the show, and he didn't have a shot to the end.
Of course, in order to fully present his intentions, he still has to try to compress it as much as possible to reduce unnecessary waste of time.
In order to allow himself to convey more and more intensive content in a short period of time, Yin He also watched talk shows such as "Talk Show Conference" and "Tucao Conference" on the Internet, trying to absorb some nutrients from them and increase his skills in expression. ()
In the afternoon of the next day, Xiaoyuan drove Yin He and Ergouzi to CCTV rehearsal.
The heron also rushed over from the school.
In addition, Meng Fanshu was waiting at the door, she didn't have work in the afternoon, so she joined in the excitement and acted as an audience.
I heard that Yin He was coming, and Yang Hao, the director of Channel 4, also came over and chatted with him for a while at the recording site, in fact, I was telling others that I am Yin He's friend.
This kind of declaration is good for him and for Yin He.
At this time, the host Xiao Sa came, and Yin He simply asked Xiao Shu to come over and chat together.
Naturally, he claimed that Xiao Shu was his cousin's daughter.
Xiao Sa lost the seriousness of the "Today's Statement" period, and said with a smile, "Oh, I knew that you had this relationship, and you should have let Xiao Meng preside over it this time." ”
"That can't be done, that can't be done, I don't have the skills of Sa Lao, in case he comes to say that I'm really not interested in money, I can't take it." Meng Fanshu quipped.
Although she has just joined the company, she also knows that Mr. Xiao Sa is funny and easy-going, and she can afford to joke.
And even if he couldn't make jokes before, he must be able to do it now.
Called "Sa Lao" by the little girl, Sa Beining looked embarrassed, he shook his head with a wry smile, "I actually can't catch it, I can only smile awkwardly and politely, Mr. Yin, you won't have similar amazing words, right?"
Yin He smiled slightly, "There must not be during the rehearsal, it depends on whether there will be a flash of inspiration during the official recording." ”
Everyone laughed again.
Because it was a rehearsal, there was no audience, only 10 youth representatives, including Xiaolu, and it is estimated that after a while, she and Sa Beining will be able to meet again.
The rehearsal went smoothly, and the youth representatives and the staff in the stage slapped their palms red.
Yin He on the stage is handsome, funny, rich, and has a dog, which is indeed easy for people to fall into a state of fanatical worship.
The appearance of Ergouzi is also a heavyweight atmosphere catalyst, and many people's problems have been temporarily changed to be related to it.
However, Xiaolu's question was very routine, and it didn't match her previous performance at all, Yin He immediately guessed that her real question would definitely be left for tomorrow.
This girl just wants to see her on-the-spot reaction.
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The program team has already spread the news that Yin He is going to appear on "Let's Talk", and also solicited questions on the Internet, creating momentum in advance.
Judging from the popularity of online feedback, Yin He can definitely be called the person in charge of business traffic now, and he easily replied to tens of thousands of people, and Mr. Ma saw the kind that would drool.
Not only did netizens ask various questions, but tickets for the show were also scrambling.
Originally, these tickets were divided by universities and several key high schools in the capital, as if they were carrying out a task, and these tickets were forcibly apportioned so that students must go to see them.
But this time, the students couldn't grab it at all, and finally urged the program team, hoping to distribute more.
Then it went from 300 people to 500 people, and the site was temporarily expanded a little more and some seats were added.
Yin He didn't know about these, but after coming to the scene, he knew that this time it was not so simple.
Because he saw that Meng Fanshu was actually sitting in the seat of the youth representative!
Well, maybe she used her status as a CCTV host to use her power for personal gain.
But what question did she have to ask?
She shouldn't have publicly said some topics that can't be broadcast directly on the field!
However, Xiao Shu had a smile on his face, not like he was going to embarrass himself.
There was still some time before the recording, so Yin He secretly called her to his side, "Why are you here?"
Meng Fanshu said with a smile, "The student who represents the middle transmission has a stomach upset, and there is no choice but for me to take it." ”
"Then what questions do you want to ask?" Yin He asked.
Meng Fanshu directly handed him the card in his hand, and the question was, "May I ask why Mr. Yin chose to study for a doctorate in us?"
She said, "You remember to say something nice, half of the leaders of CCTV are related to our school, to put it nicely, you will be our own person in the future." ”
"It's my own person," Yin He smiled, and suddenly thought, "Oh, it shouldn't be you who gave people laxatives, right?"
Meng Fanshu's eyes went up, "I don't have it~"
Why don't I believe it?
"Oh, where is the little heron?" Yin He hadn't seen her since he came over.
As she was talking, Ru Xian Guli wore light makeup, wore a long skirt, and walked out with a card in her hand, "Xiaolu can't come if she has something." ”
It's really like a fairy, Yin He was stunned for a moment, "Ah, what's the matter?"
Ru Xian shook his head violently, "I can't say it." ”
"Is she not allowed to say it?" asked Yin He.
"Don't let you say it, so you can't say it. "Ru Xian is very shafted.
Yin He asked again, "Then, what is the question on her card, can you say this?"
Ru Xian took a step back, "She asked me to say on stage, I didn't even open it myself." ”
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What exactly is the problem with the little heron?
1. If you don't eat pork for the sake of the girl you like, are you willing?
2. If your sister is kidnapped, how much ransom are you willing to pay?
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