Chapter 16 The iron man surrendered and went on a blind date for the second time
Zhang cannon beef noodles.
This noodle restaurant is very famous in Heiqiao City, Zhang Dacang's beef noodles are very authentic, the noodles are strong, the beef is also strong, and the portion is very large, the soup is also very delicious, a big bowl for an adult is enough to eat, Lu Yunfan burped and smoked, looking at this man who gobbled up and seemed to never be full, the whole person was stunned.
", Brother Tie Han, you've got four bowls here, aren't you afraid of breaking your stomach?"
This man finally chose to believe Lu Yunfan, and it was indeed the same as Lu Yunfan guessed before, he was a veteran, but in addition to brute force and a few years of kung fu, he didn't know any survival skills in this civilized society, and he wouldn't be afraid if he was thrown into a primeval forest, but ...... , and eventually worked as a security guard at a sales office.
Because his wife couldn't give a stable home, he finally chose to divorce, and Wang Tiehan took his seven-year-old daughter to continue working alone, but no one expected that in the end he was ruined by his brute force, and he injured a room trouble.
He is just a security guard who is driven by others, without the support of the people behind him, where does he dare to beat people, the society is not the army, and the people are not soldiers, just such a light punch, the person actually vomited blood for several days, liver damage and internal bleeding, and the sales office fell into the ground, and he did not admit that he was a security guard there on the spot.
There is no employment contract, no transfer records, he is directly dumbfounded with a cash salary every month, where has he experienced such intrigues, where does he know that there are still people who turn their faces like this and do not recognize people, but he has no way to take those people, the court asked him to compensate more than 600,000 yuan for various expenses, but where did he go to get so much money?
In desperation, he had to embark on this road of no return to destroy himself.
Of course, when he met Lu Yunfan, all this might have to be changed, Lu Yunfan was willing to contribute money to help him, of course, this was conditional, and it was a "condition" that made him grateful.
"Hiccup, if you don't eat it, you'll lose a lot if you die!" Wang Tiehan smiled heartily, slapped the table and stood up, the small wooden table squeaked and almost fell apart.
"Since it's decided, then you will go to the police station with me in the afternoon, hand over all the money you robbed, who you robbed, how much you robbed, all of them will be returned to others one by one, if the police want to lock you up, you have to cooperate honestly, we must give this matter first!" Lu Yunfan was not very relieved, so he repeated the agreement that the two had agreed just now.
"Don't worry, since I, Wang Tiehan, have promised that everything will be arranged by you, even if I go up the knife mountain and go down to the oil pot, I won't twist my eyebrows!"
Lu Yunfan was relieved at this time, settled the account and left the noodle shop with this pot-bellied man, and went straight to the Municipal Public Security Bureau.
"What, three years in prison? Not Mr. Policeman, shouldn't he be lenient if he turned himself in? Besides, he is willing to return double!" Lu Yunfan stood up excitedly and argued with the police.
"What are you excited about? I just read a sentencing standard, and if you interfere with our official duties, we will lock you up together!"
"Yes, yes, I don't talk much, I don't want to save it, I finally persuaded him to turn himself in, and he ...... , comrade policeman, you see, he is truly repentant. Lu Yunfan pointed to Wang Tiehan's cold face and pinched it, signaling him to smile.
Wang Tiehan didn't understand what he meant, he still had a cold face, and said loudly: "Always loyal to the country and the people, I am willing to accept all punishments, if the country needs it, I am still ready to sacrifice myself to defend the country!"
Although it was a little stiff, but it did work a little, the police were once again moved by his sincerity, sighed and said: "Okay, no one has prosecuted you yet, but there are several people who have reported the case, we must detain you first, and then contact the victim to come and collect the private property that you have taken as your own by improper means, if the victim accepts your apology, we can deal with you lightly, but if someone insists on prosecuting you, we have to cooperate." ”
"Thank you, comrade police, thank you, the stolen money is here, do you want to order it?" Lu Yunfan had already taken out the money that belonged to Liang Xiaoyu, and he didn't expect this guy to rob so many thousands of yuan in a few days, so he couldn't help muttering, Look at your little interest!
Wang Tiehan was immediately unhappy, twisted his neck and retorted in a low voice: "What do you mean that I have no interest, I have taken more than a thousand in your hospital." ”
As soon as these words came out, the policewoman in charge of the transcript burst out laughing, although she didn't say anything, Lu Yunfan felt that this was a good turnaround.
"Okay, if there's nothing to do, you can go back first, and we'll let you know when there's news. ”
"Alas, well. Lu Yunfan glared at Wang Tiehan, got up and walked out.
"Oh yes, Lu Yunfan, I don't care about detaining him, remember to bring him food. ”
Lu Yunfan hurriedly ran back, took out five hundred yuan and respectfully handed it to the policewoman, and said, "I don't have time to care about him, so I'll bother you to buy a few hundred steamed buns, just starve this guy to death." ”
"Don't worry, I survived seven days without food when I was on a mission. Wang Tiehan grinned with satisfaction, although he was still smiling ugly, but now he is really much more relaxed.
For Lu Yunfan's gratitude, he said that he borrowed more than 600,000 yuan, and also provided him with such a high-income job, which is a good thing that can't be found with a lantern, he has secretly made up his mind in his heart, that is, if Lu Yunfan does not give him a salary, he will always protect this guy closely.
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With an injured red nose and a bandaged right hand, Lu Yunfan looked at his mother pitifully.
"Mom, I'm like this, can I stop going on a blind date, people don't look down on me like this, maybe they still treat me as a troublemaker. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I've told you Aunt Liu, everyone has seen the photos, and I'm very satisfied with you, this time it's just to chat, as long as you can talk, your injury is not permanent, it won't take long to get better." ”
Lu Yunfan hung his head and sighed helplessly, it seemed that he still couldn't escape this catastrophe, but fortunately, his friends didn't spread the news that he had won the jackpot, otherwise it would be really unpredictable, and now he can only go again, he prayed silently, but don't meet a guy like Liang Xiaoye again.
It's still that café, Lu Yunfan walked in listlessly, the other party seemed to have been waiting here for a long time, and when he saw Lu Yunfan come in, he looked at the photo carefully for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Lu Yunfan?"
"Well, it's me. Sitting down, Lu Yunfan snapped his fingers at the waiter.
"Waiter, a dozen beers. ”
"Hey, you're hurt like this, and you still have to drink?"
"Quench your thirst, I didn't let you drink it again!"
When Lu Yunfan thought of going on a blind date with Liang Xiaoye, this girl replied like this, and now that she thinks about it, she feels very funny, and this time it was him.
Before the girl could introduce herself, she gave him a blank look, and became a little impatient.
"If there's anything you need to know, just ask, and if there's no problem, leave quickly, don't delay me drinking." Lu Yunfan got straight to the point, drank wine and raised his chin at the girl, looking invincible, as if he was born with this hooligan appearance.
"You...... Hmph!" the girl slapped the table without even saying her name, stood up, and got up and left in a huff.
Lu Yunfan smiled coldly, continued to drink beer, and with a casual glance, he found a mobile phone with rabbit ears on the table, and Lu Yunfan, who looked like kawaii, suddenly lost most of his emotions, and some regretted running away from a little girl, but after thinking about it, since the mobile phones were all here, they would come back sooner or later.
He picked up the cute mobile phone and saw that there was a rope tied to it, which seemed to be hanging around his neck, and there was a small sign hanging at the end of the rope and the place where the mobile phone was connected, with a name written on it, Liu Shanshan.
"Liu Shanshan, this name is quite feminine, hehe, I just don't know if the character is also a gentle girl, it's a pity. ”
Lu Yunfan played with the rabbit ears on his mobile phone, as if questioning a child: "Say, which rabbit are you, what is your father's name, what is your mother's name, and how old are you, do you know how to eat carrots? Okay, don't say it, I know your name is Liu Shanshan, you were also forced by your parents to come to find the little male rabbit, right? Go back and tell your parents, just say that the little male rabbit is angry, he wants to find love, it's not this kind of arranged good, you know? Little Rabbit!"
"Poof, got it!"
"It's good to know, you also have to find love, otherwise when the old rabbit asks its mother: 'Mom, mother, what is love?' you don't know how to answer, it will make the rabbit very sad, you know?"
"Well, I know, thank you!"
"Well, no thanks...... Hey, why are you back again?" Lu Yunfan said smoothly, and only then did he realize why this fake rabbit would still answer questions, it turned out that he didn't know when Liu Shanshan came back again, standing behind her and quietly watching his one-man show.
"The phone fell here, of course, to come back. Liu Shanshan sat down again, took a bottle of beer and took two sips.
"Don't worry, I know we can't make it, AA pays. ”
"Hehe, since you're also back, you're idle and bored, why don't you chat and leave?" Lu Yunfan and Liu Shanshan raised their bottles and touched them, and proposed with a smile.
"Okay, but you can't be so annoying. ”
"I just don't want to give you a chance, in case you really like me, I don't have the experience of rejecting others, besides, Aunt Liu seems to have a good relationship with my mother, if it hurts their feelings, I won't be able to run away from this beating. Lu Yunfan stroked his empty brain and smiled proudly.
"Less, but there is one thing you said, I did like you, so I came to go on a blind date with you, I didn't expect the falling flowers to be ruthless, I became the one who shivered in the bleak autumn wind, which I didn't expect. You, you can't just break up, right?" Liu Shanshan asked tentatively after entertaining herself.
"Yes, a woman's intuition is terrible, I was dumped because I was poor. ”
"Well, fortunately, we can't get along, I think it's okay to not have a car, but it's definitely not okay to not have a house, and I don't want to pay the mortgage, so I also want to find a house to buy in full, so that the pressure of life in the future is much less. ”
"What if you don't have a house, but you have a deposit of tens of millions?" Lu Yunfan asked.
"That's okay, but the bride price is higher, at least three million, so that his money will be pre-marital property after marriage, in case he is dumped, I am really empty." ”
Lu Yunfan smacked his tongue, and was impressed by this woman's "reasonable" mentality, but fortunately he took himself out at the beginning, otherwise it would be another trouble, this is simply a Jiang Min No. 2, carved out of a mold.
"Hehehe, fortunately I didn't have a deposit of 10 million, otherwise I would have been scared of you. After listening to your request, I really feel that I have no hope of getting married in this life, can you tell me how many blind dates you have had?"
"More than a dozen, but they are all the same as you, there is no house, how can you get married, do you rent a house and get married, then who suffers?" Liu Shanshan was still aggrieved, it seemed that the male protagonist who had been on a blind date before, each of them had broken her heart.
"Alas, it's really a sin to have no money, so you didn't inquire about the old troubles before if they got married?" Lu Yunfan's ridicule became more and more obvious, but Liu Shanshan didn't notice it at all, and she felt sorry for herself.
"It's like, they're all married, those stupid women, I picked up the leftovers, and they are not enviable at all. ”
"Yes, didn't Aunt Liu tell you about my family situation before?
"Ah, my sister-in-law, don't mention her to me, she lied to me again, saying that your family is rich, not to mention a house, you can buy ten sets in Heiqiao, and you can buy whatever you want, it's ridiculous that I took it seriously, and I won't listen to her next time!"
Lu Yunfan almost came back before he took a sip of beer in his stomach, and secretly screamed in his heart: Mom actually revealed the news, fortunately, this girl is stupid and cute.
Drawing paper to wipe his mouth, and coughing vigorously a few times, Lu Yunfan barely coughed out some of the beer poured into the trachea.
"Fortunately, cough, cough, but I think you should not go to your sister-in-law, she also wants to let you start a family as soon as possible, a good intention, cough, hehe, I don't think I can drink this wine today, I have to go first!" Lu Yunfan took out two hundred yuan and threw them on the table, and fled out in embarrassment.
"Alas, you give too much, and I have to find you money!" Liu Shanshan shouted behind him.
"No need, tip the waiter. ”
Lu Yunfan went out and trotted, how similar it was to hiding from Liang Xiaoye last time, even the path he walked was the same, but this time the girl was much more strange than Liang Xiaoye.
Liu Shanshan, who was thrown alone in the café, looked at the beer on the table, and didn't even finish half of it, although Qian Luyunfan had already given it, she was still a little reluctant, took a bottle and drank a few sips, but how did she drink so much herself, and the beer that was opened couldn't be returned.
"I also have to tip the waiter, this poor boy is really generous, isn't it a waste to buy so many beers at one time?" Liu Shanshan, who muttered, felt that something was wrong the more she thought about it, if she was really a poor boy, why would she order such an expensive beer, and tip the waiter, secretly screaming badly, and hurriedly took out her mobile phone and called her sister-in-law.