"Strange axe?" Yue Peng squinted at Zhang Jia.

"I won't be allowed to chop this broken firewood. Zhang Jia shook the pot again.

"Strange firewood?" Yue Peng looked disgusted. "I didn't expect you to be such a kinky!"

Zhang Jia crossed her hands on her hips, glared at Yue Peng like a shrew scolding the street, and said, "Yo! What do you mean?

Yue Peng thought of what happened to him yesterday, and it was rare to be tough for a while at this time, and at this time, he also followed Zhang Jia's appearance and glared at her: "What do you mean? Axes and firewood don't carry this pot." ”

Zhang Jia was full of momentum, and said quibly: "That's me giving face to the mushroom roof, otherwise I would have done such a difficult thing by myself, wouldn't they be very faceless?"

Yue Peng rolled his eyes and unceremoniously slammed back, "You're so powerful, why don't you go to heaven?"

Zhang Jia smiled proudly, "I finally begged my mother to let me go down to earth, but I haven't found my prince yet, how can I go back easily." After speaking, he looked shy.

Bu Fan, who had just washed up, heard Zhang Jia's delicate words, and said casually, "Sister Zhang Jia, you haven't slept well at the latest, and you're still dreaming!"

"Stinky boy, I'm going to beat you to death. No one will stop me this time. As soon as these words came out, Zhang Jia rushed over directly.

Of course, Zhang Jia is not stupid, and he didn't forget to find teammates for himself when he was in a hurry, and shouted at Zhang Zifeng: "Sister, your brother said you were stupid." ”

Zhang Zifeng also cooperated at this time, showing a fierce and fierce look, "Brother, you say I'm stupid?"

"There is no such thing as absolutely nothing!"

For Zhang Zifeng's words, Bu Fan will not admit it, he can still afford to provoke a Zhang Jia if he is joking, half of Zhang Zifeng is too late to hide, dare to provoke?

Seeing Bu Fan's quibble, Zhang Zifeng still asked fiercely, "Then you mean I'm not a little fairy?"

"No, you're a little fairy, a little fairy. Bu Fan hurriedly admitted.

"That's why I'm stupid?" Zhang Zifeng asked. "Dad Wang, brother, he said I was stupid. ”

So this is the reason why you can't be provoked, one disagrees to summon Wang Lei, the second disagrees summons Teacher He, and the three disagree with both summons at the same time, come to a mixed doubles, which no one can afford to provoke.

I didn't hear Zhang Zifeng's call, Wang Lei's voice immediately came out of the house, "Stinky boy, are you bullying your sister again?"

Hearing this, Bufan could only choose to mess in the wind...

Zhang Jia laughed out loud when she was amused, and she didn't go to Bufan's trouble, but walked to her sister, stretched out her hand and high-fived Zhang Zifeng and praised her. "Sister, it's really yours. It's amazing, it's amazing. ”

Seeing this in the corner, Bu Fan could only sigh and shake his head, "Hey! woman...."

Why embarrass men?

"Huh?" Zhang Jia and her sister both looked over.

"Very good, very good. Seeing this, Fanfan's tone changed and he confessed.

couldn't provoke him to want to hide, there was no place for him in the courtyard, Bu Fan still obediently went into the house to help him, and left the glorious and arduous task of pleasing the two girls to Yue Peng, who could be bullied.

......

It didn't take long for breakfast to be ready, everyone gathered in the gazebo to eat entertainingly, and after everyone had eaten almost, Teacher He leaned back on the chair and said to Bufan: "Xiaofan, Zhang Jia wants to chop wood today, you look at it!"

"Chopping wood, what are you doing chopping that?" Bu Fan was speechless, a girl, although not delicate, but at least she is also a mother, threading needles and threads to embroider and wear soles These are not easy to learn, you have to dance with knives and sticks, is this blood lipid really suitable?

No wonder people who are almost thirty haven't heard of a boyfriend or something, but they haven't even had a scandal.

Who likes this kind of girl with explosive combat effectiveness, and when she marries home, she must always have a washboard at home.

"Why can't you learn it?" Zhang Jia heard Bu Fan's double negative sentence, and felt that he was looking down on her.

"Yes, why not!" Seeing Zhang Jia frowning, Bu Fan instantly picked it up without any position, stood up and tidied up his clothes, made a gesture of invitation to Zhang Jia, and asked, "Walking?"

"That's a must!" Zhang Jia was not timid at all, and when she heard Bu Fan's invitation, she stood up without saying a word, and followed Bu Fan to the place where the wood was split.

After the two came to the place, Zhang Jiahao was unconvinced and stretched out his hand to Bufan and made a gesture of please: "Please start your performance." ”

She was going to see what such a difficult chopping wood would look like in his hands.

"Brother, come on!" Zhang Zifeng, who was watching the excitement, also trotted to Bu Fan's side at this time to cheer him on.

Bu Fan didn't say a word, he directly put the thicker firewood on the ground on the firewood pier, only glanced at it, didn't aim much, picked up the axe and chopped it down, and the firewood was divided into two in response.

After splitting the step, Fan Feng said lightly to Zhang Jia next to him: "How is Sister Zhang Jia?"

Zhang Jia hadn't answered yet, as soon as these words came out, Zhang Zifeng, a little expert next to him, immediately applauded and cheered: "Brother, you are so good?"

Zhang Jia was unconvinced at this time, "You do it again." "She did the same thing just now, why didn't she miss.

When Bu Fan heard this, he put a piece of firewood again, raised his axe again and chopped it down, and the firewood was split in half again.

It can only be said that the action of chopping wood twice was played by Bu Fan, and the wind was light, and these were really just sprinkling water.

There is no doubt that my brother is so confident.

Zhang Jia was still not convinced, this time she selected the firewood and said, "You use this piece to do it again." She still didn't believe it, how did the things that stumped her get to Bu Fan's hands and directly changed from hell mode to entertainment mode.

Bu Fan was not convinced when he saw the price increase, and he didn't believe that he was responsible for the title of the mushroom house, but he didn't provoke her, and directly picked up the piece of wood that Zhang Jia pointed out and put it on the wooden pier, and it was another hand axe that fell, but the firewood was split in half again.

After splitting, Bu Fan raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhang Jia, who was a little dumbfounded at this time, and shrugged his shoulders slightly.

Now you know! The physical responsibility is not blown, this is officially certified drops.

There's no way, his strength doesn't allow him to keep a low profile!

Zhang Jia saw Bu Fan raise his eyebrows, and said unbelievingly: "I can't do it anymore!" After speaking, he snatched the axe from Bu Fan's hand, waved his hand to let Bu Fan stand a little farther away, put a piece of wood on the wooden pier, and chopped it down with an axe, and the axe cut directly on the wooden pier.

"Sister Zhang Jia, when you are splitting, you must control the angle of the force in your hand and achieve balance, so that you will not keep splitting like this, and when splitting, you must use your feet, waist, arms, etc. together, so that even if the axe is not too high, you can still split the force. ”

After Zhang Jia nodded and pulled out the axe, another axe slashed directly, this time it hit the bull's-eye, and the wood was instantly split into two halves.

"Hahaha.... I succeeded, and you see that I succeeded without me. Seeing that he split the firewood directly with an axe, Zhang Jia felt that his heart was instantly wrapped in a full sense of achievement, and after going around the field for a week, he yelled at everyone.

"Sister Zhang Jia actually doesn't have any tricks at chopping wood, it's still a proficiency, why don't you try it again?" Bu Fan suggested unkindly.

"Okay, I'll try!" Zhang Jia didn't think much about it, and when he heard Bu Fan's words, he directly picked up the axe and chopped it.

Bu Fan hurriedly pulled Zhang Zifeng back to the chair and looked at Zhang Jia, if she showed highlights, Bu Fan would definitely not be stingy with applause.

jokingly drinking tea and looking at the slowly growing wood next to Zhang Jia, the fool went to teach a lesson.

Just ask, isn't it fragrant to be quiet?

After Zhang Jia was immersed in chopping firewood for more than ten or twenty minutes, the "kind-hearted" teacher He really couldn't stand it, Zhang Jia finished Bufan's work for a day or two, and kindly reminded: "Jiajia, this firewood is enough to burn, and I really don't know where to go if I chop it again." ”

Hearing this, Zhang Jia, who was about to take the axe, suddenly fell to the spot.

Who is she, where is she, what is she doing?

Thinking that he had been chopping firewood for so long, wasn't it a mistake to be cheap?

And、Seemingly、Possibly、Like、Probably.... She was addicted to chopping wood, thinking of the moment when the axe fell and the firewood was split in half in an instant, not to mention how refreshing the satisfaction was.

Isn't this the legendary sense of accomplishment?

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