It's almost autumn.

It's still hot, but the rain of the past few days has taken its poison away.

The soul of summer has gone, and the place where this little residual heat is left is no longer a threat, and people will naturally not be idle at this time, and they will not let go of the good time for outings.

Lin Yutang said that northerners are basically conquerors, and these stout and dark-skinned people are needless to say that they are definitely northerners.

Now there is nothing to conquer, and it is a great task to be able to eliminate the sweat and heat on the body - so it doesn't matter if you are naked, the so-called cold heart, wearing clothes instead blocks the wind, and I wish that the wind has the effect of X-rays and can penetrate the skin at will.

They are the children of nature, the masters of this city, they have sworn to stay here all their lives, everything is like their own home, they have all the power.

Naturally, there are a few small, delicate southerners in this group of tourists, who are guests from afar, and should be more dignified, and their clothes must be put on, preferring to be hot.

And the people of the city looked down on them, and laughed at them for being stupid.

The southerners were not angry either, and hid in their own dialects to amuse themselves.

The people of the city became more and more unaccustomed to it, and they also began to sneer in tongues. They don't rush people, they only rush people's clothes and hand accessories, and they can't buy these foreign brands and simply set up a united front.

Over time, I love clothes and people, talk about their altitude, ridicule them as dwarfs, laugh at their words, and think they are speaking Japanese. Those southerners couldn't understand these words, and they didn't bother to study them, they only cared about enjoying the scenery.

The people of this city were in a hurry, and they tried their best to fight the water, thinking that the blow to the ears of others was like a bomb in the water, completely ineffective, and the people were not hurt, they were all enjoying themselves, and simply retreated to the proud position, disdainful of keeping pace with it, and slowly alienated.

A few days later, a businessman came to the outing team, and he wanted to mingle with the people around him and change out of his straight suit.

Yesterday he wore a white fashion shirt that was too dazzling, and he quickly replaced it with the lazy sun in the sky. Therefore, no one paid attention to him, and felt hot when they saw him, and several southern villagers also avoided him, thinking that his white shirt was too dazzling.

He knew everyone's disgust, so he immediately changed to a brown one today. When I came out, I realized that the sun was still a little energetic, and my clothes absorbed a lot of heat, and I was soaked in sweat and stuck to my body and was about to die.

Someone came over and talked to him, saying that his skin was well maintained. He immediately came to enthusiasm, ashamed, instinctively touched his face, wiped away the sweat, was so excited that he forgot to speak, grinned a few times, and showed a mouthful of yellow teeth that did not match the white and chubby face.

The person who accosted him was disdainful, grinned, and deliberately bared his teeth outside for review to show off.

The merchant quickly closed his mouth, remembered the greeting of stillbirth, and turned to the fellow and said that the faces of the people of this city seemed to be yellow and hard without fermentation.

A few fellows responded that his face was better fermented than French bread, and couldn't help but come forward and pull it a few times, so frightened that the merchant hurriedly defended himself with his hands, and made a sweat, and the wife next to him was so angry that she took out a tissue and threw it to him.

The merchant was so beautiful that he wanted to take her by the waist, but the woman was so angry that he stopped him: "Ah, Khan, Khan!" told him to stay away.

The merchant was also angry, blaming her for wearing less clothes and being undignified. The woman ignored it and walked to the front, intending to let people come to see her.

Everyone snickered again.

The woman came a few days early, believing in Schopenhauer's theory that it was a man's duty to earn money and that it was a woman's duty to spend money, so she did not hesitate to buy jewelry from the mall at a high price.

It's just that her original appearance didn't dare to be flattered, and wearing jewelry made people laugh at her, which only aroused the thief's desire.

She knew that she would fail and could not satisfy her vanity, so she decided to learn from the modern girls on TV, focusing on the beauty of lines - using tights to strangle her fat body into the English letter "S" shape.

But this line can not be beautiful for a long time, her body is bloated, the tights make her unable to breathe, a few steps to beat her chest with both hands and bend over to breathe a few times, the figure changes from "S" shape to "P" shape, the viewer can't help but want to put an oxygen cylinder on her back.

Within a few days, there were a few more beautiful young women in the team, and there were all kinds of charms between laughter and laughter. Everyone's eyes began to shift, laughing at her for her long waist and short legs, and her lack of three-dimensional sense.

She hated that her congenital conditions were not superior enough, and she couldn't wait to step on stilts to lengthen her legs, no matter how good the shapewear was, she couldn't help it, so she had to take risks, simply show her "true colors", to grab everyone's attention, and everyone changed to call her a full "Fauvist".

Fauvism wore a flesh-colored close-fitting tank top with a popular short skirt today, with a pair of thick legs exposed.

Everyone laughed at her as always, and the beautiful cousin on the side was afraid that everyone's eyes would burn her, so she slowed down and fell to the back of the line, and the boy who was in the same house as her took the opportunity to catch up and give a knowing smile.

"Virtue. Zhou Xiaoqing turned his face to see Wu Dawei, and gave him a roll of his eyes angrily.

Wu Dawei, who was standing on the side, was burly, with a high nose and a melon seed face. The girl who liked him in middle school said that his face was cut out with a knife, and changed Su Dongpo's poem to praise him:

"There are edges and corners horizontally, and it is suspected that it is an eagle from a distance. ”

He didn't look down on this girl, but the poems swept away as a mirror around the woman, and she must read it several times a day, full of poetry and spirit.

The roommates said that he was hypocritical, and he didn't like why the girl still wanted poetry, but he obviously liked it. He also said that hearing words is like seeing people, and the poem has the function of a photo.

Wu Dawei smiled when he heard the words and thought that he really didn't think about people, but since then, his love has just opened, and over time, he really thinks about people.

It's not a girl who thinks about poetry, she sticks her favorite female star on the head of the bed, so she thinks about it, and she is fascinated, when the poem is written by a female star to herself.

When Xiaoqing heard this, she was disgusted with Wu Dawei's narcissism, and teased the girl who wrote poetry by the way. Wu Dawei saw that she was so angry and cute for a moment, and he took this shot in his heart and slowed it down repeatedly.

When I went back, the roommates analyzed that the girl liked him and was probably jealous.

Wu Dawei suddenly opened his mouth, and since then he has a goal, tearing the female star photos off the wall, and executing the poem Ling Chi in front of Xiaoqing, with a pious attitude.

On weekdays, everyone goes to different schools.

Xiaoqing is in the city's focus, Wu Dawei, who is not the key, is like a redneck who has relatives in the city, and the girls in this school are disdainful, and always love to talk to people that they are interested in the city.

Zhou Xiaoqing is very smart and understands that he can only be friends.

Now there is still a year before they graduate and go to university, Wu Dawei seized the opportunity of the holiday to desperately get close to the person he likes, but unfortunately Zhou Xiaoqing's cousin came from Zhejiang to visit her family these days.

Wu Dawei missed the opportunity to go on an outing alone with her to enhance his relationship, and followed behind with no intention of looking at the scenery.

At this moment, Xiaoqing fell down in the outing team, and he immediately followed, guessing her thoughts, and giving a knowing smile, thinking that he was moved by her.

Xiaoqing was in a depressed mood, and he was as smart as Yang Xiu, pretending to be angry and saying to him, Wu Dawei died before he left the school, and he was half of his interest in being beaten by that sentence of "virtue".

"Hey, why are you alone, Sirui isn't with you?" Xiaoqing asked casually.

The red on Dawei's face was reconciled, and he said hatefully: "You don't know yet, he fought with someone." ”

"Nonsense, I saw him last week. ”

"You see, it's a good thing you're not a historian, otherwise 10,000 years would have been a matter of seconds in your eyes. Pity us ordinary people, we have to live a day, and it is enough to fight a world war once a week. ”

Xiaoqing was amused by him and laughed: "Really?"

Wu Dawei greeted her smile and said, "I don't know, I've heard about it too." ”

Xiaoqing didn't ask any more, and the Fauvist greeted her in front.

Wu Dawei kept his distance knowingly, his heart was disgusting, and he was stirring phlegm in his mouth to spit it out to relieve his hatred.

I didn't dare to vomit in front of my sweetheart, so I turned around and shot out into the ditch next to me. After ejaculating, it means that it is hot, and asks her if she wants a cold drink.

When Xiaoqing saw her cousin, she hung her head and said, "No, you can go shopping by yourself, I will have something to do with you at night." ”

Dawei stared at her and left, and fired another spit into the middle of the road in disappointment, and had no intention of shopping again, turned back boredly, and walked into the Internet café.

In the evening, Zhou Xiaoqing hung up the phone to him and asked him to take a walk and drink soda, Dawei ran downstairs to see her, smiled and disbelieved, and said, "That's it? ”

Xiaoqing turned her face with a smile and said, "Who told you that I was going to invite, I don't have any money, let's not push it, find Sirui and let him invite." ”

"Huh?" Dawei opened his mouth, his face overflowing with disappointment.

"It's not that you are stingy, we haven't seen you for a long time, just get together, let's just go upstairs and ask him to please, I was going to go upstairs to invite you, but I can't do it, you are on the sixth floor, I am afraid that my lungs will explode when I go back and forth." ”

Wu Dawei thought that she had already lost her lungs, twisted his face and smiled bitterly, seeing Si Rui tacitly give him the smile on his face.

Wu Dawei knew about Sirui's fight, he and another student in the same college played football and had an argument with someone, and Wu Dawei generously came to be a dove of peace.

His heart was magnified tenfold, but his feet seemed to be wrapped in cloth, and he flew as fast as a snail. Before the people arrived, the war was already over, and the two signed a treaty with the family, admitting the crime and apologizing. Wu Dawei was happy to clean up the mess, laughing at the two of them beyond their means.

Siri was humiliated and stayed at home not wanting to see anyone. At this time, when I opened the door and saw Dawei and Xiaoqing, it was quite unnatural, my mouth was not opened, and my face was already red and cloudy.

Wu Dawei was proud in his heart, Xiaoqing bent over, took a deep breath, and gasped: "Hey, I'm tired to death." What are you doing, these days, we all thought you had evaporated. As he spoke, he jumped on the couch and lay down alone.

Siri knew her temper and told her to take the fruit herself.

Wu Dawei peeled an orange and retorted: "You are too underestimated to look down on others, only we are stupid, we live outside in the sun, and we are the ones who should evaporate." ”

Sirui smiled cautiously and went to the refrigerator to get ice water, eager to poison it.

Xiaoqing saw the red potion on his arm and asked with concern, "You got into a fight with someone." After speaking, Bai Wu Dawei glanced at it.

David blinked, looked at the ceiling, and deliberately dodged.

Sirui understood everything, and was embarrassed like a defeated soldier, only feeling that he had no place to be ashamed of, and laughed twice to maintain his self-esteem.

Wu Dawei said generously: "I know that Sirui fights, it's not a big deal, playing football, there will inevitably be conflicts, a little friction, this is a good performance of football skills." ”

Sirui didn't appreciate it, he hated it in his heart, and said indifferently: "Hehe, it's a trivial matter, it's not enough to worry about it." ”

Xiaoqing said: "It's okay, it's too stuffy in the house, let's go out for a walk, I have something to tell you"

Sirui misinterpreted her original intention, panicked as if she was going to be dragged out of the streets from a defeated soldier to a criminal, and said weakly: "What's the matter?"

Wu Dawei patted Si Rui's shoulder, sneered and said, "Good thing." ”

Si Rui panicked six gods and no owner, sitting on the sofa like sitting in a special electric chair for death row prisoners, but the death row prisoners still have the right to wear hats to cover their faces and prevent the pain from being seen by outsiders. Sirui didn't have this power, the embarrassment on his face was only his own numbness somehow, and he hated inexplicably in his heart, peeling an orange and pinching it in his hand.

Wu Dawei was overjoyed and pitiful for the oranges.

When everyone came to the cold drink shop, Wu Dawei asked the waiter if there was any cold beer. Xiaoqing slapped him and said, "Don't drink it, if you want to drink, you can make three of you." ”

This beating made Wu Dawei quite comfortable, as if beating and scolding can be regarded as an intimate way for men and women. Although this method is not hidden from people's eyes, it is more interesting than public eyes.

He has often heard people talk about this, and today he has personally experienced it, and he is very satisfied, and would rather let her fight all the time. This "thoughtfulness" is more vivid and speaks louder than all words. Thinking about deliberately teasing her: "If you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk, and on the other hand, wine is something that makes people sober." ”

Xiaoqing ignored him and called for juice.

Si Rui suddenly understood from Wu Dawei's eyes that he was pursuing Zhou Xiaoqing, or that the two of them had already gotten better, and wondered why he didn't see it in school.

In his heart, he was disgusted by the actions of the two just now, and he sat down and became a lamp for others, and he didn't feel Zhou Xiaoqing at all from head to toe, knowing that love must first be heart-moving, and then he can do it.

Although Zhou Xiaoqing is beautiful, she can only blink her eyes, and she can't get into her heart, just like attractive green grapes, although she is eye-catching, she can't eat it, and it's sour when she eats it.

The reason she's immature is that she's too smart, so smart that you can scare. A woman must be clever to be wise, but if she is too smart, she will not be able to. She will rule you, a woman must be selfish if she wants to be a ruler, and a man does not even have the right to smoke and drink.

Women are cute when they are stupid, not really stupid, just like the physical reaction of chopsticks that will bend in water, only deceive your eyes, not chemical reactions, so that there is a taste.

He thought about it like this, sympathized with Wu Dawei and drank with him.

Xiaoqing was afraid that the two of them would get drunk for a while and delay the business, so she said: "It's nothing, our school has a teacher to organize make-up classes, you are okay during the holiday anyway, do you want to go together?" ”

"Really, then naturally I can't ask for it, thank you Yuanyuan for coughing at this time, so that you can think of us alone, you are a place where talented and beautiful people come out, and it's great to have the opportunity to let you be influenced," Dawei took a sip of beer and said soberly: "But your relatives are here, I'm afraid you can't get out." Siri, you don't know, she has a cousin who comes to see her. ”

He wanted to call her cousin "Fauvism", but luckily the wine didn't attack and stopped at the edge of his mouth.

Xiaoqing waved her hand: "What does this affect, people are just here to play, I think you still want to play, hmph, you have sparked your play." After finishing speaking, he glanced at Sirui.

"I don't care, there's a lot of time. ”

"I don't care, I'm afraid that your cousin will pull you as a tour guide again. "David is not far behind.

Xiaoqing explained that people had just come here these days, and of course she had to do her landlord's courtesy.

Siri asked, "What does your brother-in-law do?"

"I don't have much work on the construction site these days, so I come out for a walk. ”

Wu Dawei took advantage of the strength of the wine, blushed and said in surprise: "Ah-" dragged the mud and water and gasped for a moment, stopped, slowed down the heat in his stomach, rolled his eyelids and said: "It turned out to be a big boss, no wonder he is so rich, the rich can't see their feet." ”

Xiaoqing couldn't listen to it, her ears seemed to be foaming soap, and Fangrong was furious: "Is there a bit serious!"

Dawei saw Xiaoqing staring at him, his eyes were full of murderous aura, and he was so frightened that the heat in his stomach suddenly cooled, and he swallowed his words back. Fortunately, the red color on the face caused by the wine creates a natural mask, and no matter how ugly and flustered you are, you can use this to block it.

Xiaoqing saw that he was speechless, and asked Sirui if he was still drinking. Wu Dawei winked at Si Rui and signaled that he would not drink.

Si Rui watched the free movie today and said, "It's okay, there's nothing to do anyway." ”

Wu Dawei felt like he had been bitten by a poisonous insect, Huo Di straightened up and waved his hand: "You want to drink yourself." ”

Xiaoqing smiled proudly: "Hmph! I'm done anyway." Aren't you still drunk, drink, how can we disperse if you are not sober. ”

Sirui didn't want to disperse, and encouraged: "It's still early." ”

Wu Dawei was so angry that he wanted to jump up: "Okay, I gave up my life to accompany the gentleman." He scolded in his heart: "Villain." ”

Sirui drank a few cups, unwilling to be a gentleman, and his head was so heavy that he wanted to fall freely. Instinctively, he held it with his hand, waved his hand and said to Xiaoqing, "Forget it, forget it." After speaking, he felt in his pocket, estimated the money, and got up to pay the bill.

Dawei's face was full of disdain, and he desperately stopped him.

Xiaoqing was tired of watching it, and smiled very much.

Dawei made a quick decision, directly recruited the waiter, grabbed the money in his hand, and threw it over like a basketball. The waiter was dissatisfied, raised his hand, didn't catch it, and was so angry that he rolled his eyes. Dawei didn't care, wiped his mouth and walked out.

Sirui went outside to blow the wind, and the headache was about to blow up, and he wanted to go back early, to see what the two of them meant, and to do activities after dinner. David wished he had rolled as far as possible, and it was better not to appear in front of him. I'm depressed today, and I'm in no mood at all.

Xiaoqing said that the fountain in the square was still open, and asked the two if they would go to see it.

David was smart, pretending not to hear, and continued to shake the wrinkles on his clothes, leaving the opportunity to reply to Sirui.

Reluctant to make a light bulb anymore, Sirui said, "No, my head hurts, you can go." ”

David patted him gratefully: "Are you okay? ”

The next day, Sirui met Wu Dawei in an Internet café, laughed at him for his lack of eyesight, liked Zhou Xiaoqing, and used himself as a light bulb.

Dawei denied that he had a fancy for Zhou Xiaoqing, but explained: "I'm not so vulgar, it's because people have to pull you to drink soda." But I didn't tell her about your fight, she thought I wasn't a friend enough, and I was in a dilemma.

"Don't talk nonsense, I won't go to make up classes, and I won't delay your revolutionary friendship. ”

"That's not necessary, the fountain last night was just accommodating her. I think let's all go to make up for classes, it's good for everyone to get together at this time, and maybe we even run into junior high school alumni. Dawei couldn't help but blurt out: "Okay, in fact, it's good to be at home." The words came to his lips and he swallowed them back and created them again.

The two came out of the Internet café, and it happened that Xiaoqing's cousin was walking in front.

Dawei pointed to the man next to the fat woman and said, "See." This is the brother-in-law. You say he can't see his feet. Guess what they call him Xiaoqing's cousin. ”

Siri shook her head and said she didn't know.

"Fauvism. Wu Dawei said with a smile: "I guess she is as heavy as you, and if she goes abroad, it will definitely be humiliating to the country." ”

"Then she should lose weight like her sister!"

Wu Dawei denied it without making an excuse this time, and said in surprise: "Really? She still needs to lose her figure?" I almost wanted to say that my sweetheart had the best figure, as the article said, it was as slender as a green onion, and if it was reduced, it would definitely become a leek.

Sirui went to the house and was bored, hugging the TV to watch.

His parents accused him of not working. He turned off the TV and couldn't turn off his ears, so he simply talked about making up the lessons. Han Jinglun clapped his hands and said yes, believing that his son was good, and he still carved, so he took out the wine to drink during the meal.

Han's mother asked her son how much it would cost. Han Jinglun waved his hand and said: "As long as he thinks that he should make up for it, is willing to make up for it, and is willing to make progress, I will naturally spend the money comfortably, and I will not give him less than the point that should be spent." ”

Sirui said: "It's Xiaoqing's teacher at their school, and he can go to class tomorrow." ”

Han's mother gave her son a mouthful of food: "Okay, let you go." I see that you are not as good as others in everything, and you will say well, 'I have learned, I have seen,' you have learned. Learn what, learn to play, learn to cheat - oh, you don't have to learn to cheat, you're an expert. ”

Han Jinglun drank a glass of wine and smiled confidently: "I can only coax you with his little flowery intestines." Why do you bother to talk about him, wouldn't it be better if you saved the time you spent playing cards at home with him? You control it so remotely, do you really think that you are Zhang Liang, and you can win against him thousands of miles away?"

Han's mother was stunned and said, "If you are so good, don't let him play again." I think you can say better than him, you have the ability to raise your flowers first, so that I don't have to move around every day, tired and tired. ”

Han Jinglun drank another glass of wine and expressed his disbelief: "Planting flowers and raising flowers is for self-cultivation, you water it every day and move it around, and you should exercise in the gym, which can be described as self-cultivation; It's cheap, but it's all up to you. In addition, not to mention self-cultivation, there is still time to watch your precious son study with peace of mind - right, Sirui. ”

Si Rui took a bite to eat, weighed the pros and cons, and said with a smile: "Hehe, Dad, your flowers are raised like frogs hibernating, and you can't see a single flower bone for half a year, what's the point of seeing." ”

Han's mother smiled proudly and picked up vegetables for her son and said, "That's it." ”

Han Jinglun drank another glass of wine in frustration, drank three glasses, grabbed chopsticks as a crutch, and supported his body. Si Rui hurriedly helped, and Han's mother served him a bowl of soup. Han Jinglun smiled bitterly: "Didn't you fall for your son's plan, I really think that people are on the same front as you." ”

Han Mu squinted at him, snorted out of breath, and said, "You are a virtuous person." ”

Father Han held his face and drank the soup as wine, and walked to his flower to "cultivate his body".