Wherever the wind blows, the grass falls, and many people think that they are the wind many times, but in the end they find that they are actually grass.

"It's almost time, why hasn't that faceless man come yet?"

"Isn't it really a parallel import? ”

"It doesn't matter what it is, I still want to hear him sing. ”

"Let's make a face, are you also a player, and you are all opponents in the top ten, people are here, we won't be finished." ”

"Not necessarily, the judge surnamed Zeng will definitely come up with a moth, I bet that I will lose the live broadcast and eat Xiang. ”

From a few hundred people the day before yesterday to today, there are only 51 players left.

The probability of choosing one out of five.

When everyone was still arguing and arguing, Zeng Haiyuan was already seated in the judges' seat near the stage, and the film crew had already begun the final preparations before recording.

Lights, sound, and choreography are in place.

Zeng Haiyuan quietly glanced sideways behind him, he was looking for the mask, and the song "Youth" embarrassed him.

He has already decided, the first one will let that mask come to the stage, never give him any respite, rise from this stage, then disappear from this stage.

There are many juvenile geniuses.

Rise is fall, and more fall.

Nine o'clock sharp.

The host began to appear on the stage, adding another fire to the already noisy arena, and the male and female doubles hosts praised the current trend music in a tone and frustration according to the script, which naturally led to the first contestant, that is, Meng Ke: "Music creation represents the most trendy pioneer of an era, and our trend music competition is to find the most trendy music, as well as the most trendy works, everyone knows that there is such a contestant in the first audition, he abandons his face, only looks at people with his voice, and ......"

Talking and talking.

One of the hosts suddenly came with a message from the director team in his headphones, frowned slightly, glanced at his partner quietly, and found that the other party had not changed the meaning of the script, and then took a deep breath and interrupted directly: "And it is very mysterious, there is also a contestant, her voice is like heaven, especially the treble part......"

Transferred from Meng Ke to the second player bluntly, don't think about it, there must be something wrong.

Actually, it's not a problem.

Because the sign-in place clearly showed that Meng Ke had arrived at the game site, but the director team did not find anyone anywhere.

It can only be postponed.

There was a small commotion in the players' seat, shady, what about the facelessness that was good?

Is this a backdoor?

"Laughing to death, the first game looks at people with sound, at least you can see people, what's the matter, no one is even ready to play in the semi-finals?

"It's estimated that it's to send traffic, this kind of drag, which show doesn't find a few, in fact, there is nothing really talented, a song can be prepared in advance, but how can it be the first original, the first improvisation. ”

"It makes sense, it makes sense, it seems that what is said on the Internet is true. ”

"There are so many things going on in this competition, I really want to give up. ”

"Don't be impulsive, just look away. ”

"Who asked us to come to the competition, people are swords, I am fish and meat, that's how it is in the entertainment industry. ”

"You have to learn to play big names in the shady, if you break the cow, you will break the cow, disgusting or not, learn to do it. ”

Let's be honest.

It's really not Meng Ke playing a big name, in fact, he is also panicking in his heart now, because as soon as he arrived at the scene in Lin Jingjing's sports car, his stomach began to tumble.

It must have been drinking too much last night, or eating something unclean.

Be at the end of one's forbearance.

I could only force myself to the sign-in desk, and sneaked into the bathroom after signing my name, and the most embarrassing thing was that my mobile phone was lost in Lin Jing's car.

It is estimated that it is not easy for the program team to find him, and a manly man can't come to Lin Jingjing's ear to say such a pickled thing, it's impolite and not handsome.

For a million.

It's speeding and running wildly, Meng Ke is squatting on the pit, his heart is still beating violently, he is really a little nervous, I hope the program team will be merciful, wait for a while, don't cancel the results directly.

The more nervous this person is, the more difficult it is to get out of his squatting.

The most embarrassing thing in the world.

This is not the most embarrassing, the most embarrassing thing is that the bathroom that Meng Ke found turned out to be backlit, black, without windows, only internal lighting.

It's still voice-activated.

In order not to make the environment look too claustrophobic, Meng Ke had to clap his hands while squatting in the pit.

He calculated that it would take seven seconds to take a beat, and the voice control was very insensitive, sometimes he had to put his hand up as hard as possible, as close to the receiver as possible, so that it could be sensed.

A feeling of powerlessness to complain, squatting in the pit has to keep punching in.

Tired in five minutes, Meng Ke had to cough, the taste of diarrhea was fierce, every time he coughed and cleared his throat, he thought he was choked by the stench he pulled.

Tears.

I felt insulted by myself.

It wasn't until his legs began to tremble that Meng Ke felt a little more comfortable in his stomach, and subconsciously, he looked back and pulled out ......???

What about toilet paper?

Meng Ke turned his head stiffly, and there was nothing behind his buttocks.

Nimei's.

The most important thing was forgotten.

Immediately afterwards, he found that at a distance of about 1.5 meters on the side of his buttocks, there was an iron box, and a white toilet paper was exposed at the mouth of the box.

Meng Ke visually measured the distance between himself and the toilet paper.

He swore that this was simply an impossible task, and Meng Ke couldn't reach it anyway.

"Come on, art comes from life, please use your imagination. "There is a line of small letters engraved on the bottom of the iron box.

Pierced in the heart.

Iniquity.

Can anyone tell Lao Tzu that the toilets in this art center need performance art? What kind of bastard's creativity is this, squatting in the pit and adding fart oil, is it also an artistic way to disgust toilet friends?

Meng Ke pondered with resentment: "How on earth should I get that roll of paper? Do you get your hands dirty? It's disgusting......"

Meng Ke squatted for twenty minutes.

The program team went crazy for twenty minutes.

Zeng Haiyuan was also bored for twenty minutes, a game without turmoil is a game without a soul, at this moment, his inner monologue is like this: "The judges are very lonely, more lonely than fireworks, why are the contestants so decent? How to lead the trend in a decent way, it is not interesting at all." ”

"It's coming. ”

"It's coming. ”

"Here he comes. ”

Suddenly.

Someone outside the stage shouted, which instantly caused a small commotion, and everyone's eyes looked behind them.

The Light Brothers even chased after a beam of light.

Saw.

A masked figure slid in from a dark corner with a trembling bend, as if he was afraid that people would find out, but it seemed to be a little powerless, or he was too nervous, and his calves and stomach were weak, and he fell directly......

Everyone stood up in unison, their eyes chasing the light, looking at the back of the mouth gnawing mud at the bottom of the steps, and roared in their hearts: "This is the great god of improvisation?