The position where Meng Ke and Lin Jing sat on the ground was a low grassy slope, a slight slope, but it was definitely not steep, and I didn't know if Meng Ke was sick again, so he really turned over.

I thought it should be a handsome side flip, but who would have thought that a carp would fight up, and the person would be wiped out......

Luckily, the low slopes are covered with soft mud and fluffy grass.

It doesn't hurt at all.

It doesn't hurt at all.

Meng Ke gritted his teeth, and when Lin Jing ran over to check, he quickly concave a shape, pretending that this was the ending of his sideflip.

With the strange and distorted pose and the expressionless mask, Lin Jing directly covered his mouth and smiled, smiling extremely brightly, like a happy elf.

Lin Jing felt: "Happiness is sometimes like this, when you think of the person you admire, you can make yourself happy, just like a dragonfly sees the shine of green grass, and when you see the person you like, you can't help but want to laugh." This happiness is distress without reason, and this happiness is forgiveness without preconditions. People's hands are only so big, there are too many things that can't be held, how good it is to be a little woman, someone touches your head when you're tired......"

After a whole day of beauty in the ancient flower road, Lin Jing took a big meal for dinner, and in the end, Meng Ke still did not choose to go to Zheng Xiaoyu, but went back to his rental house.

I haven't seen him for two days, and he is a little worried about the pair of strange parents.

I'm especially afraid of doing something out of the ordinary.,It's definitely yourself who wipes your ass in the end.。

The memories of the original host show that Meng Dalei and Yang Cuihua like to eat coconuts very much, and Meng Ke bought three large coconuts at the door.

Sure enough, he reached out and didn't hit the smiling person.

Yang Cuihua faced the sweet coconut, and did not teach Meng Ke a lesson at all.

"What about Meng Dalei?" Meng Ke walked into the rented house, looked left and right, and first saw if there was any big movement, okay, okay, there should be something, and he didn't lose it.

"How do you speak, although Meng Dalei is not a thing, he is your father, no big or small. He went to drink, what else could he do, except for drinking, drinking, why did I marry such a bastard. Yang Cuihua complained endlessly.

Meng Ke didn't dare to interrupt.

Luckily, there was a coconut to spend time.

Meng Ke didn't like to drink coconut water in his previous life, but he liked to eat coconut meat very much, in order to eat meat, he listened to Yang Cuihua's nagging, and found a ceramic knife from the cabinet.

And then.

It was broken in three strokes.

There is nothing wrong with the coconut, and the knife is gone.

There was no way, Meng Ke had to take the coconut and smash it on the windowsill.

Raw smashed for five minutes.

directly smashed Comrade Yang Cuihua into anger: "You kid, don't you like to listen to your mother's nagging, if you don't like it, just say it, who is losing face for making such a big move." ”

It's past ten o'clock in the evening.

Yang Cuihua held a fly swatter, closed her mouth, and branded five flatbreads on Meng Ke's back without saying a word.

Oops, hey.

It's a big deal, isn't it?

Why are you beating someone when Lao Tzu provokes you and provokes you?

Ni Mei, I don't know the same as the old ladies, the young man's body is so skinny, Meng Ke self-hypnotized, the back is hot and hurts as much as burning, but the coconut meat in the mouth is deliciously sweet.

Fire and ice.

After eating the coconut and brushing the comment area for more than one hour, Meng Dalei went home.

Needless to say, he must be drunk, and he could smell the sour smell of alcohol through the security door, and when he opened the door, Meng Ke was startled.

I saw that in the dark corridor, the simple and strong Meng Dalei was squatting at the door of his house at this moment, but he was holding a gray dog in his hand, and the key was to choke the neck of other dogs, and he couldn't stop laughing.

Meng Dalei sighed and muttered in a low voice: "Thief, be a good dog, you are not allowed to drink, you know." I'll tell you, drinking hurts your body, especially your body, it's a bad habit, and your dad hates drinking the most. ”

Meng Ke, who was standing on the side, was speechless: "You know everything." ”

Staring at the drunken Meng Dalei with a disgusted face, Meng Ke shouted directly into the house: "Mom, when you came a few days ago, I gave my father a thousand yuan, have you spent it?"

A thousand bucks?

Hearing the money, Yang Cuihua got off the bed as soon as she slipped away and ran to the door in minutes: "What did you say?"

Meng Ke smiled awkwardly but politely, and pointed to Meng Dalei on the ground: "Meng Dalei has hidden private money, I don't believe you asked him." ”

Meng Dalei, Meng Dalei, since you yourself know that drinking is wrong, then accept the punishment.

Amen.

Just take revenge for the dog you got drunk on.

Caring for animals.

Everyone is responsible.

This is your son's greatest tenderness to you.

One million, one million, with one million, immediately send these two back to their hometown, they can't wait for a minute, Meng Ke rolled his dead fish eyes and sighed.

The crossing boss is not afraid of any wind and rain.

Click on the author's background on the phone, directly check 10,000 words, send it out, and write a single chapter at the end: "Add more than 10,000 words, don't ask why, I'm in a bad mood." ”

In less than ten minutes, this chapter said that it soared to 999+.

"The old man is really good, and you can add more on the basis of the 70,000 guarantee, and the tickets will be yours in the future. ”

"If you don't agree with each other, you can add more, and I love this kind of author the most. ”

"It's on the shelves in the first week, it's amazing, I've been traveling for four days, and I'm going home to see it, why is there an extra 300,000 words in this book?

"If it is at this rate, it is estimated that it will be completed in two months. ”

"The platform is the most fast. ”

"Tentacle monsters, old monsters. ”

"Will you compete for the list next month? If you don't compete for the list, it is estimated that the book will be finished!"

"For the sake of such a powerful update, reward the alliance leader, note: No need to add more, worry about sudden death at old age. ”

"Alliance leader +1, note: no need to add more, I am afraid that the author will die suddenly, and the police will come to the door. ”

"I am a student party, and the leader of the alliance can't go up, but I support the author in full. This book is actually really good-looking, especially the poems in it, I've checked it, and it seems that they are all original by the author. ”

When Meng Ke added a change, the semi-final video of the Nanchuan Division of the "Trend Music Competition" was also updated, and the title was still very strong: "The faceless god recreates the Divine Comedy, and the female and male voices sing the ancient style "Mangzhong", locking the top ten in the competition area." ”

At the same time, the official Weibo of the Nanchuan Division also updated an interactive topic, @潮流音乐大赛, guess the face of the faceless god under the mask, ten points, how many points do you dare to score?

If there was no song "Mangzhong", Meng Ke's appearance would probably be disabled by netizens, but as soon as Mangzhong came out, that kind of charming and riotous voice hit people's hearts, and most otaku directly gave Meng Ke ten points, and even one hundred and twenty points.

Want to pick up soap when you listen to a song?

Think about it too much......