Chapter 83: Asia's Biggest Bigamy

Walking out of the airport with Wu Xuanlun was a woman wearing a mask, sunglasses, and a straw hat that shaded the sun.

The woman is very tall, and she is half a head taller than Wu Xuanlun in flat shoes.

Yin He touched Wu Xuanyi, "Your brother shouldn't have found you a neon sister-in-law, right?"

Wu Xuanyi nodded, "It is very likely that the girls he dated were not lower than one meter seven." ”

Yin He admired, "In order to improve the next generation, your brother is also hard enough." ”

After approaching, the two saw Wu Xuanlun's excited and nervous appearance, and they hadn't seen Yin He for a long time, and they didn't hug and greet each other, but said directly, "Drive, say in the car!"

Wu Xuanyi opened the car door in confusion, and Yin He also went in and sat in the co-pilot's seat.

Only then did the girl take off her hat, and Wu Xuanyi was dumbfounded all of a sudden, "GAKKI!"

The girl immediately bowed slightly, "You are in a hurry." ”

Yin He also recognized this person, Asia's biggest bigamy, the wife of hundreds of millions of otaku, and the neon healing actress Yui Shinhara.

Before Yin He went abroad, this neon actress was already well-known in China, Yin He didn't like it after watching her "Love in the Sky", "Li Gou Hi" is very good.

After that, her fame became bigger and bigger, and she became a kind of pop culture among Chinese young people, fighting against the idol culture from the kimchi country by herself, and becoming Neon's most successful cultural output in China except for small movies and animations.

These are all learned by Yin He after returning to China and visiting Station B, he asked, "Yours, can you speak Chinese?"

Yui Shinhara blinked: "Chinese? a little bit~"

Yin He: "I am your husband, you are my wife, call Dad." ”

"何を言いますか?" the big girl looked confused.

It seems that there is really only a little bit, so Yin He said to Wu Xuanlun with confidence, "How did you get her back, and now the neon popular actress has also been introduced?"

Wu Xuanlun said embarrassedly, "Brother He, what do you want, Miss Yui is the tourism ambassador I invited, which is equivalent to a spokesperson......

Hearing this, Wu Xuanyi stopped doing it first, "What, looking for a tourism ambassador, you didn't even look for me, I'm also a star, and I'm an indigenous!"

Wu Xuanlun glanced at his sister with disdain, "I'm afraid that your popularity in China is not as good as that of a foreigner, what advantage do you have besides being cheap."

"Also, this time we are the external propaganda of the entire Yalong Bay, and we are competing for overseas passenger flow, so it is pointless to look for you. ”

One sentence made Wu Xuan speechless, I am so angry, but in front of the goddess, I still have to keep smiling, so angry.

Wu Xuanlun was probably afraid that his sister would be mad, so he hurriedly said to Yin He, "The economy class made by her team will come out later, I'll go out to pick it up, and you can help me entertain the guests." ”

Then Wu Xuanlun introduced the two to Yui Shinhara in English, "This is my college classmate Yin He, a businessman. My sister Wu Xuanyi is also an artist, she debuted in Kimchi Country before, and now she is a member of a Chinese group, you talk first, I'll pick up someone. ”

"Oh, is it?" Yui Shinhara immediately skipped over Yin He and became interested in Wu Xuanyi, who also had a sweet smile.

However, Wu Xuanyi doesn't know Japanese, and her English is relatively average, and Yui Shinhara's English is not very strong, so the communication between the two is very problematic.

Yin He couldn't see it anymore and began to help translate.

Wu Xuanyi can't understand Yui Shinhara's English, but Yin He can understand it, and he has also dated neon international students in the United States, and he is familiar with this tone, and he can still complete a few sentences of Japanese in some scenes.

Yui Shinhara: "Is it an idol group like AKB48?"

Wu Xuanyi: "There aren't so many people. ”

Yin He translated: "The number of people is a little smaller. ”

Yui Shinhara: "Nogizaka 46?"

Wu Xuanyi: "It's even less than that." ”

Yin He translated: "Is there a big difference between 46 and 48, you subtract a few more." ”

Yui Shinhara: "That's supposed to be the kind of girl's generation, about ten?"

Wu Xuanyi: "Almost, there were 13 people in the first group, and 9 people in the second group. ”

Yin He translated: "She has participated in two groups, the first 13 people, the second 9 people, ask, how many team members does she have?"

Yui Shinhara couldn't help but be stunned, how could she still test her own math problems, in order not to discredit her neon education community, Yui Shinhara immediately activated her brain and calculated it at high frequency.

Wu Xuanyi was a little puzzled, what was she meditating on?

Finally, Yui Shinhara has the answer, "21, it's 21!13+9-1=21!"

She also told the calculus process.

Yin He shook his head, the neon girl he dated before was not only delicate and soft, but also super arithmetic, and her mental arithmetic far surpassed Yin He.

"Come over here. Yin He beckoned to the cute girl.

Yui Shinhara leaned over, and then Yin He flicked on her head with a "click", "You can do the math again." ”

Yui Shinhara covered her head, but she didn't get angry, mainly because Yin He's aura was too strong, which made her feel that she was so undeserved, and she subconsciously felt that she was at a loss, and she didn't dare to speak loudly.

"You let me do the math again. "Yui Shinhara is very strong, and she is bound to save face in elementary school math addition and subtraction.

Yin He made a gesture of please.

Wu Xuanyi was already stunned, she seemed to have heard some numbers just now, but she didn't quite understand what these two people were doing, how could they still get started!

Yin He didn't mean to explain to her, and stared at Yui Shinhara like a head teacher.

Finally, after many mental calculations to determine that it was correct, Yui Shinhara said the answer "20".

"You go over it again. Yin He beckoned.

This time Yui Shinhara was instigated, am I wrong again, Mom, this question is too difficult!

She didn't move, Yin He reached over directly, flipped his wrist, and conjured a lollipop, coconut milk flavored.

This is still given to me by the spirit plug before I go out.

"A reward for you. Yin He shook it, his tone was sincere, and he couldn't refute it.

Yui Shinhara took it, but she didn't eat it in her hand, even if the other party was handsome, but when she went out, she still had to be guarded, how to say that she has been in this business for more than ten years.

Yin He also said anything more, gave Wu Xuanyi one, and wrapped one himself.

Xiao Xuan said indignantly, "Hmph, borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, this is obviously what I bought for Lingling and Xiaobo yesterday." ”

Yin He looked at Yui Shinhara, "Then you tell her." ”

Wu Xuanyi lost her temper again, although everyone knew some English, it felt like two completely different languages.

She turned to look at Yin He with a smile, "What did you say just now?"

Yin He didn't hide it, "A math problem for a four-year-old child, Yui-chan is really not a three-year-old child anymore." ”

After listening, Wu Xuanyi beckoned to the two, "Come here." ”

"What's wrong?"

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Wu Xuanyi smiled and said, "Come here." ”

When the heads of the two came together, Wu Xuan unceremoniously flicked on each of their heads, of course, much lighter than Yin He's just now.

Yui Shinhara said indignantly, "Isn't it right?

She was so anxious that she began to snap her fingers.

Yin He translated her words, and Wu Xuanyi said with a smile, "I'm sorry, I have a teammate who is both on this team and that team, so I have to reduce one more." ”

Yin He translated again, he and Yui Shinhara glanced at each other, and they all made expressions of collapse, how can it be like this!

Immediately, Yin He translated Wu Xuanyi's introduction to her two girl groups to Yui Shinhara, and focused on her family's super popular single "Stuck in the Road".

Yui-chan wasn't very interested, but politely said, "Oh, can you listen to it?" Actually, I'm a singer too. ”

Yin He translated, and Wu Xuanyi immediately enthusiastically took it out of the car and put it away.

Listening to this song, Yui Shinhara's body immediately twisted slightly, and Yin He whispered to help her translate the lyrics.

"It's a very provocative melody indeed......," she said.

When she heard the phrase "burn my calories", she asked suspiciously, "Hey, did you break the sound just now?"

Of course, Yin He wants to maintain the dignity of the domestic girl group, "No, it will be broken but not broken, it seems to be broken, and it is not broken when it is broken, in fact, it is a very profound way of singing, I haven't seen it, it's very powerful, and ordinary people can't sing that feeling." ”

"Yui Shinhara nodded admiringly.

She thought about it carefully, it was indeed not a broken sound, but there was a tremor that reached the soul, worthy of the vast and rich Huaxia, such a genius could appear!

At this time, Wu Xuanlun took over Yui Xinyuan's team, it was very simple, there were only two people, not even a bodyguard, he rearranged a car for these two people and asked them to follow him, "Xuanyi, go to the hotel." ”

After walking for a while, Wu Xuanlun found that Yui Shinhara and Yin He were chatting happily in English, and Yui-chan still had a girlish shy smile on her face, and the lollipop in her mouth seemed to imply something.

Yui Shinhara's English sounded hard for him, but Yin He replied fluently, and said gentlemanly, "Shanya is a beautiful tropical coastal city, which is very suitable for tourism, and I don't mind being your guide in the next few days." ”

Wu Xuanyi didn't understand, otherwise he would definitely scold him for being a second-hand tour guide, do you have me who understands Shanya!

The car drove to the Wu family's Marriott Resort Hotel, where Yui Shinhara and her two assistants were arranged in two rooms on the top floor, and they could directly see the sea by pushing open the windows.

I heard that Yui Shinhara was also born on an island, and she must be very accustomed to such a climate.

Wu Xuanlun also specially arranged a senior hotel housekeeper who is proficient in Japanese to take care of all the needs of Yui Shinhara when she works in the local area.

The specific filming work will not start until tomorrow, and then it will be the rest time of Yui Shinhara, and it will also be the time for Yin He and Wu Xuanlun's old friends to reunite and chat.

......

At noon, Yin He called his father and said that he wanted to get together with his classmates and let them arrange it themselves.

"Don't worry, we're fishing in the sea, what we catch and eat!" Yin Lao Liu, wearing a floral shirt, floral pants, and sunglasses, stood on the bow of a private cruise ship, making a pose of fighting the waves, and his mother took a picture of this stinky fart scene with her mobile phone.

Yin He advised, "Don't starve yourself if you don't catch it, it's the norm if you can't catch it." ”

Yin He, who has participated in many sea fishing, comforted his father in advance.

didn't go to the restaurant outside, Yin He and Wu Xuanlun ate and drank in the Wu family's villa, the wine and food were called directly from his hotel, Wu Xuanyi was next to him as a waiter, in fact, he was here to hear the legendary story of Yin He.

According to the information she found, this little brother of the same age as the elder brother has a net worth of tens of billions, is this sure that he is not the reborn actor, I want to ask him, can he still be popular in the future?

The wine and food are all together, Wu Xuanlun recalled, "The last time we met seemed to be two years ago, right?"

Yin He nodded, "At that time, I just returned to Silicon Valley from my hometown, and the game FF had just been launched. ”

"I also just heard that you bought the Qihe game, cashed out a large amount of money, and are ready to return to China for retirement?" Wu Xuanlun met Yin He.

"I have made full preparations, bought a house and a car in the capital, and the next step is to prepare to marry a wife and have children. Yin He took a shallow sip and drank it slowly, so that he could drink the wine.

The two knew how much each other was drinking, and they didn't persuade each other.

"It's not like your character, how troublesome it is to get married and have children. Wu Xuanlun was surprised.

"It's as if you can have children without getting married," Yin He said with a smile, "We are both the same, we are the only son in the family, do you want to give birth if you don't want to give birth, if you don't give birth, your father can agree." ”

At this time, Wu Xuanyi finally seized the opportunity to interject, "Who said that my brother didn't give birth, he would have given birth a long time ago!"

Ooh!

Rock breaker.

"When did it happen, why didn't you inform me?" Yin He suddenly came to his senses.

Wu Xuanlun waved his hand, "An illegitimate child, it is an accident, although it is an accident, but I recognize this child, but I can't recognize the child's mother, I gave the money, my parents took it, happy as if something, and the company's affairs were pressed on me." ”

"How old are you?"

"Three-year-old, monkey. ”

Yin He immediately groped on his body, as if he didn't have anything with him, "This watch should be a gift for my eldest nephew." ”

"Can you send something affordable, this watch can only be used in the year of the monkey." Faced with more than two million watches, Wu Xuanlun was unmoved.

"Then when my dog gets out of the dog, give him a puppy. ”

"Eh, this is good, we will be related in the future. Wu Xuanlun took a big sip and made up his mind.

Yin He was stunned, and he said to Wu Xuan, "Xiao Xuan, your brother has really changed, when he was in college before, it was called an innocence, and he never fell in love for four years in college, and he was probably the only one in our dormitory, but I didn't expect that now the illegitimate children are all out!"

"Ah, really!" Wu Xuan looked at Yin He gossipingly.

", don't I want to talk about it," Wu Xuanlun snorted, "I started too late, and the beautiful ones were all taken by a few of you, and I didn't want to give in, so I just went alone." ”

Yin He took a sip, "! Who made you have to pretend to be poor, you show your identity as the second generation of Hailan rich, drive a sports car, and you are afraid that you will not find a girlfriend!"

Wu Xuanlun took a bite of food, "What Lao Tzu wanted back then was love, who would have thought that love was so scarce, those women couldn't see my inner show at all, if I had thought about it earlier, my son would probably have gone to elementary school!"

"I guess there is more than one son. Yin He laughed.

Wu Xuanlun smiled evilly, "You kid has been in love for so many years, didn't you leave a son and a half daughter?"

Glancing at Wu Xuanyi, who was in charge of pouring wine next to him, Yin He said solemnly, "In front of the child, what are you talking nonsense, my brother still wants an image." ”

Wu Xuan hurriedly waved his hand, "Brother He, you have no image in me, brother, you don't know, he is too powerful, he has talked and laughed with Yui Shinhara in such a short time in the car, there must be no shortage of women for such talents." ”

Wu Xuanlun: "Haha, I didn't expect you to let my sister see through it in just a few days, this person is very sullen, taciturn on the surface, but in fact, it is fatal."

"But Xuanyi, don't worry, Yin He is still very dedicated when he is in love, and he can be called a peerless good man, so you don't have to worry about him unleashing his charm on other women during his relationship. ”

"Brother, you, you, you ......" Wu Xuanyi didn't expect that the eldest brother would dare to talk nonsense in front of Yin He, so he ran away angrily.

Still, in the kitchen, she couldn't help eavesdropping on what's going on outside.

She was expecting to hear what Yin He said about herself, but the two didn't extend it at all.

Wu Xuanlun continued to ask, "When you were sure that you didn't miss, I was also quite confident at the beginning, I felt that I had been among thousands of flowers, and the leaves did not stick to my body, but a son still appeared, and the DNA told me that it was my species." ”

Yin He recalled, and the more he thought about it, the more mad he became, "Lun'er, don't scare me!"

You must know that abortion in the United States is very troublesome, and some stupid states even stipulate that even if the pregnancy is forced, it cannot be aborted.

Wu Xuanlun smiled evilly, "I just said casually, your rank must be higher than me, it's okay, it's okay, drink and drink." ”

Yin He drank absent-mindedly, wondering if he would go back and flip through the address book to make sure that there was no pearl left in the sea, it was better to find out earlier than later.

It's just that this amount of work is a bit large.

Seeing that Yin He was engrossed, Wu Xuanlun changed the topic again, "You haven't been in the country for a long time, and you probably haven't seen the goods in our bedroom, and when you return to the capital, you must get together when you take the time." ”

Speaking of those old friends, Yin He asked, "How are Han Qi and Lu Cai now?"

This Wu Xuanlun should be clearer, "Han Qi used to be in Ali, you should know this, but recently I jumped to ByteDance, just in the capital, you can contact him directly." ”

"Oh oh oh, I know this company, what about Lu Cai?"

"Mr. Lu has now started a private school in his hometown, and now he is a young entrepreneur, and I am not counted as the one who inherits the family business. ”

Yin He nodded, everyone has slept together for four years, although there are distant relatives, but the relationship is generally good, and it is time to get together.

Wu Xuanlun continued, "He Sai and Yi Labao should also develop in the capital, so it is a little inconvenient for Teacher Lu to be in Guizhou, but it is not a big problem. ”

Yin He thought to himself that the problem was big, and He Sai estimated that he would not be able to come back for a while.

"By the way, you have the strongest relationship with He Sai, have you seen him in the capital, I heard that he is about to get married. Wu Xuanlun asked, thinking that Yin He was so iron with He Sai, he was still a little sour.

Yin He nodded, "I've seen it once, Dabao has also seen it, don't you know, what kind of fat has that kid become in the past few years!"

In order to avoid revealing He Sai's scars, Yin He deliberately guided Yi Labao's topic, and at this time, Wu Xuanyi, who was eavesdropping, felt bored and returned to the table.

In the afternoon, I swam for a while at Wu's house, and then lay quietly on the edge of the pool, enjoying the afternoon sun while drinking drinks, and preparing for that dinner in the evening.

As a result, Daddy sent a photo of a cod for a while, a photo of a grouper for a while, a picture of a tuna for a while, and even a photo of a shark in his arms!

Yin He seems to see Santiago fighting sharks!()

Of course, the shark is a bit small, probably, about the size of an adult cat, and later released, but his first sea fishing is also too exciting!

Yin He thinks about his record in fishing in the Luoshan Rock, and he seems to be a bit of a scumbag.

Later, my father also sent a message saying that he was waiting for him to eat grilled fish together at night, and he didn't waste it.

Yin He showed these photos to Wu Xuanlun.

Wu Xuanlun sighed with emotion, "Uncle is so powerful! In this way, I will call a barbecue master from the hotel to come over at night, buy some other meat, and open a BBQ directly at my house." ”

After thinking about it, Wu Xuanlun invited Miss Yui Xinyuan again, which was considered to be the best of the landlord's friendship, she actually agreed, and brought two assistants over to eat and drink.

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When they saw this neon star, the sixth couple was very excited, and finally saw the live little **!

Of course, not happy excitement.

Grandpa Yin He, my father's uncle died during the Anti-Japanese War, and my mother's grandmother also died during that period.

In order to prevent his father and mother from saying some radical things, Yin He popularized science to them in advance, "Actually, the surname Aragaki is our surname in Huaxia, they live in Ryukyu, and they were also our vassal states in ancient times, but later because of historical reasons, they became neon people." ”

In this way, my father looked at the sweet new original Yui like his own daughter, and my mother looked at her like her own daughter-in-law, and a sense of intimacy of her own people arose.

Yin He also taught Yui Shinhara a polite words to greet friends and elders in Huaxia.

She immediately shouted jerkyly, "Good parents-in-law." ”

Because of the bad learning, my parents didn't hear it clearly, but Xiaolu heard it clearly, and elbowed the broken brother, and then invited Yui Shinhara to take a photo, and sent it to the circle of friends after asking for permission.

Now her friends are restless again, Sister Widow, Sister Pot, Wu Xuanyi, and now there is another national wife, the stars are all produced by your family, right?

Xiaolu looked at the likes of the circle of friends with a smile, as well as the hoarse exclamations of those male classmates.

Yin He pulled Da Fang and asked, "Fang, you tell me the truth, did you catch these fish or did my father catch them?" ”

Dafang held his forehead, "I'm a marine, I want to vomit when I get on the boat, it really has nothing to do with me, oops, I'm starting to stomach again." ”

As soon as Dafang escaped, Yui Shinhara came over, "Yin Sang, I'm going to shoot an advertisement tomorrow, I heard that you're leaving, right?"

............

1. Yes, I'm leaving early tomorrow morning, but it's a pity that I can't see your demeanor in GAKKI.

2. I will leave the day after tomorrow, and I can accompany you for a day.

3. Who said, when will you leave and when will I leave?

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