Chapter 319: Special Enhancement!
Wang Ergou picked up his hoe and hurriedly rushed to the entrance of the village.
In the small square in front of the village where copper, silver, and gold coins are exposed, there are a large number of hideous and domineering mounts.
The mount had eight arthropods, wielded two giant hoops, and two large eyes that were very ridged.
The soldiers were in a majestic military posture, holding a sacred object in their left hand that kept appearing with various images, and in their right hand a board full of small squares, and with a few pressing strokes from time to time, it made a terrible crackling sound.
On the back of the largest mount, a middle-aged fat man sits, and behind him there are two maids, one rubbing his shoulders and the other feeding wine.
Wang Ergou was angry when he saw it.
Why do we have to wait for the oracle when you can enjoy it like this?!
When the dead fat man saw the soldiers driving the villagers out, he raised his eyelids and said condescendingly: "I am Wang Jianhao, Minister of Taxation of the Maritime Department directly under the empire, Her Royal Highness the Princess's birthday is approaching, the whole country is celebrating, and I will hand over 70% of this year's harvest to congratulate Her Royal Highness the Princess!"
As soon as these words came out, there was a sudden confusion at the bottom.
Wang Yunxi, the village head, boldly asked, "My lord, why did the Ocean Division come to the mountain to collect taxes?"
Wang Jianhao was extremely arrogant, and snorted coldly: "IQ tax!
The second girl asked angrily: "Hmph! What if you don't pay it?!"
Wang Jianhao glanced at Erya, sneered and waved his hand: "Someone! pull down the sign and draw the charge, and send her to be the anchor!"
Erya cried and shouted and struggled, but after all, he couldn't withstand the infinite strength, shouting "Hurry up and call it a day" and "grass and mud horse", and was forced to press his handprint on a contract.
“biu!”
A kitchen knife suddenly flew in the air and slashed Wang Jianhao's neck.
The kitchen knife was as fast as lightning, but in mid-air, it was swung by the mount and shattered with a pair of pincers.
Wang Jianhao's expression did not change at all, he glanced at the big girl who threw out the kitchen knife, and waved his hand again.
"Attack the Imperial Commander, the crime will be increased! Take it and send her to Meiwai to be a model!"
"You dare!"
Erya's father screamed and rushed forward, and with his divine power, he hit the soldiers on their backs.
However, Wang Jianhao just recited two incantations silently, and the word "water" suddenly fell from the sky, and the father of Erya was fixed in place.
"I can't help myself!"
Disdainful and snorting, the dead fat man groaned for a moment, and finally made a judgment.
"Hurting my Ocean Division Navy is a great crime! Hmm...... will be assigned to the starting point and punish him to write online articles!"
A large family was arrested in a row, and the villagers were hit hard and trembled with fear.
Although I don't know what terrible punishment is for anchors, models, and writing online articles, I know that if I think about it, it must be extremely terrifying.
Wang Jianhao glanced at the trembling villagers, complacent, and laughed wildly.
"I see who dares not to pay!"
Wang Ergou was extremely angry, and he tacitly used his skills to kill the dog official to eliminate harm for the people.
However, at this moment, suddenly a man with a roe deer head jumped out of the queue, knelt down in front of the formation, and kowtowed desperately.
"Adult Mingjian, Adult Mingjian!"
The navy was about to take down the man, but Wang Jianhao waved his hand: "Let him say." ”
The man looked up, stared at blood-red eyes, and began to cry.
"My lord, I and the grass people in the mountains, stupid and stupid, worked hard to grow a crop, and only got three or five hundred copper plates, which was not enough for a family. You just take it all, and you deserve a few bites, but that person is different!"
The red-eyed man suddenly pointed his finger at Wang Ergou in the crowd, gritting his teeth and shouting hysterically.
"Usually I don't see him working hard at all, but when the crops grow, all of them are gold! You just have to take him back to the city and present him to the princess, and there will be an endless supply of gold, is it not better than taking us a few copper plates?"
Wang Yun, the village head, beat his chest with joy.
"Hey, you live in the same village, and you are both farmers, how can you be like this? Even if the two dogs are pulled away, and you can't grow gold, why do you want to be that villain!"
The man's eyes became redder, and he did not see the slightest shame, and he raised his arms and shouted.
"Why can we only grow copper plates with all our hard work, but Ergou can easily grow gold?
When I asked him, he didn't say anything, but when he did, he just said some nonsense that he had to practice diligently, and asked him to reward him with a gold coin to taste the taste, and he looked at people with that kind of eyes......
Anyway, I've been looking at him for a long time!
Death of a second dog, let's all have a few more acres of land, even if we can't grow gold, it's good to collect a few more copper plates, you say, isn't this the reason?!"
"That's right!"
Some villagers suddenly came to their senses and stood up one after another to give evidence: "My lord, Ergou can indeed grow gold!"
"I hid in the grass every day and stared, he often violated the rules and recited some driving spells!"
"Yes, yes, there is a big tree called piracy on the mountain, I often hide on it and peek, and occasionally find a problem, so I come down and pick one to taste, it is really wrong!"
Wang Ergou was suddenly stabbed in the back, and he was so angry that he poured out a mouthful of boiling blood, and he was autistic.
"There is such a miracle?!"
Wang Jianhao was overjoyed and waved his hand.
"Come on, take that kid down for me! Be careful, Hugh is going to hurt him!"
Wang Ergou raised his arm and wanted to lock people, but found that he couldn't lift his strength at all, and his heart suddenly died.
"Dog!"
Seeing Ergou's tragic condition, Erya cried bitterly and struggled hard, but was slapped on the head with a weapon by the soldier next to him, and the blood flowed from his forehead and he fainted.
Wang Ergou's eyes were cracked, he stared at the soldier fixedly, gritted his teeth and swore an oath: "Rat, I will kill you!"
The soldier laughed wildly: "Grandpa Xing doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, his surname is Zhu, his name is Ji Ke, waiting for you to kill!"
......
The flower fields were destroyed, the crops were harvested, Wang Ergou and others were escorted in the prisoner car, and they were separated from the mountain village at noon.
The usual terrifying black mist, when facing a group of eight-clawed monsters, shrank aside as if in fear.
There seemed to be something stirring in the black mist, exuding an extremely terrifying aura.
Wang Jianhao did not panic at all and gave up.
"My Ocean Division inherited the princess of the empire Zhao'an, and there has never been a shortage of offerings, and retreat!"
After a few moments, the sound of rustling faded away, and the road became quiet.
The second father was shocked: "The offering is so useful?"
Wang Jianhao looked back disdainfully: "Do you think anyone is qualified to worship divine beasts?"
Wang Ergou ignored others, gently wiped the blood on his forehead for Erya, looked at it carefully for a moment, and breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's not a big problem, the wound has healed, and there are only three white lines left. ”
Erya opened her blue eyes and asked affectionately, "Dog, when will you have a baby with me?!"
"Humph!"
The eldest girl snorted coldly, don't look over, out of sight, not upset.
......
The giant beast mount looked clumsy, but in fact it was extremely fast, rampant, and it was just a trance of kung fu before rushing into a big city.
Wang Ergou was very curious about what the capital looked like, and tried to widen his eyes, but he couldn't see anything clearly.
I just feel like a dream, and there is light everywhere.
After a while, a magnificent palace appeared in front of me.
The palace is built on a hill, and on the top of the hill stands a statue with its head hidden in the clouds, making it difficult to see.
For some reason, the closer he got to the statue, the more restless Ergou's heart became, and an emotion was about to erupt.
But after actually entering the palace, that emotion quickly disappeared, and was replaced by a dizzying novelty.
Everyone was greeted at the door with one beautiful dress after another.
Food and fruits with various aromas run around.
A group of finger-sized elves chased after their butts and cleaned up.
The messy animals are singing messy songs.
The fountain of wine gushes up to the ceiling, flowing freely above the heads of the crowd, but it does not drip.
There are no thrones in the palace, and in the very center there stands a huge mirror.
Facing the mirror, Wang Ergou and the others did not see themselves, but saw a girl walking slowly.
Wearing a crown on his head, he is dressed in colorful clouds, his black hair is like a waterfall, and his eyes are as bright as stars.
Wang Ergou was a little distracted.
The crab god is above, and your believers suddenly want to have a baby......
"Greetings to Her Royal Highness Princess!"
Wang Jianhao fell to his knees and shouted feverishly.
"Get up!"
Her Royal Highness stopped in front of the mirror and looked curiously at the four people who were escorted through the mirror.
"They're criminals?"
"Well, the other three are, that boy is a gift prepared for you by the villain!"
Her Royal Highness the Princess seemed interested.
"What will he do?"
"He can grow gold easily!"
The princess smiled dumbly: "I am rich enough to rival the country, and I am not short of gold...... Well, just stay and relieve me!"
"No way!"
The eldest girl and the second girl objected at the same time: "Give us back the second dog!"
The princess glanced at them and suddenly said, "I don't like them, go, give them to the broken families in the city as wives, and don't let them appear in front of me again." ”
Hearing such a match, the eldest girl and the second girl's face turned pale, and she didn't know where a force surged up, and she suddenly broke free of the shackles and rushed out of the palace frantically.
The soldiers were beaten to the ground, and watched the two little girls fight their way out of the encirclement.
"Dog, you wait for me, I will definitely save you out!"
A blood-soaked oath came from afar, and Wang Ergou was dumbfounded.
You two, you're so powerful, why don't you just take me away now?!
Is it because he knows that he is invincible to the princess and strategically coaxes him?
Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it is half a year later.
Wang Ergou didn't know what strange things had happened, all in all, he became a colt inexplicably, and he was about to marry Her Royal Highness the princess.
"Dog, dog, look, isn't this wedding dress beautiful?"
Wang Ergou raised his eyes and said lazily: "Good-looking......"
Wang Ergou at this time is completely different from when he came.
His weight swelled to 300 pounds, he wore gold and silver, lying on a gorgeous bed, and his clothes came to reach out for food to open his mouth, and he was so swollen that he didn't want to.
The princess suddenly looked shy: "When the wedding is over, we can pass on your bloodline......
Wang Ergou raised his head and glanced down - it was very sad, and he only saw a big belly.
"Hey, I'll have to work hard for you then, I'm powerless......"
"It's okay, I can do it!"
The princess nodded happily, looking very expectant.
When the atmosphere was warm, a dumpling suddenly rolled in at the door, and the dumpling skin opened one by one: "It's a big deal, Your Royal Highness Princess! All the nearby empires have declared war on us!"
Her Royal Highness the princess took the case: "Why?!"
"The legend of the colt has spread all over the world, and they are here to rob the pony! And the anchor rebel army and model rebel army led by the eldest girl and the second girl are rapidly approaching the royal city!"
Her Royal Highness was unexpectedly calm and murderous.
"Order General Gong to lead the army to quell the rebellion! As for those who come to commit the offence...... It came just in time for me to catch them all!"
"Hey, why are you doing that?"
Wang Ergou laboriously turned over and sat up, sighing abruptly.
"A calamity like mine will only bring you trouble and make you never have peace, so it's better to hand me over to the rebels and let me die in their hands!"
"Never have a peaceful day?!"
Her Royal Highness the Princess glanced at Wang Ergou suspiciously, and frowned tightly.
After smacking for a while, he suddenly asked, "Do you think the palace is too deserted and likes to be crowded?"
"Huh?!"
Wang Ergou was stunned for a moment and sneered: "I'm all good, I'm all good......"
"Not good!"
Her Royal Highness threw away the wedding dress, and a battle armor appeared on her body, carrying a golden sledgehammer, and spoke domineeringly.
"You can only be mine alone, I was not to blame in the past, and no one is allowed to touch it in the future!
Ergou shrank his neck and argued in a low voice: "Half of the treasury is grown by me......"
"I'll keep track of how much you grow! This princess only needs your people, not your coins!"
Well, I can't talk about it.
Wang Ergou lazily lay down again, raised the empty wine glass, and immediately a wisp of fine wine fell from the ceiling, filling the wine glass.
The two glasses of wine were slightly drunk, and there was a rumbling fight outside.
Wang Ergou sighed abruptly.
Ay!
Why am I so wasted?
Shouldn't it?
I am obviously a descendant of the brave, with the blood of the sun......
Why do you always feel like you're being suppressed?
"Because in reality, you are too aggressive and aggressive, so in dreams, you prefer to be lazy and watch how everything happens. ”
Who?!
Wang Ergou was startled and bounced up like a ball.
"Come to the back mountain. ”
Who are you?!
The voice disappeared, but it was a strong call, but it rose from Ergou's heart.
Well, then go check it out?
Step by step, I came to the back mountain, climbed hundreds of steps, and a towering statue appeared in front of me.
When he looked up, he couldn't see the waist of the statue at all, but for some reason, Wang Ergou felt that the statue was looking down at him.
There is a door at the foot of the statue, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, Wang Ergou stepped into the inside of the statue.
Rumble!
In an instant, Wang Ergou's soul was extracted, and he quickly rose upward, and in the blink of an eye, he came to the head of the statue, overlooking the strange continent from a very wonderful perspective.
In the south, the women's army led by the eldest girl and the second girl are fighting with the sailors of the Ocean Division.
In the east, there are four big flags, bells, dense, rigid, and stupid, and the four gods are constantly attacking.
In the west, the black fog is pervasive, and the trumpets are constantly invading the hinterland of the empire.
In the middle, there are countless large and small forces, surrounding the flower fields, and the ground is full of dog brains.
Look closely, those flower fields, aren't they planted by Wang Ergou casually?!
In the north, the two armies faced each other.
Her Royal Highness was carrying an exaggerated golden war hammer, but the general opposite was a young general with teeth and claws, with long fiery red hair, floating in the air, like a burning flame.
"Who's coming?!"
"White Horse Silver Spear, Lin Pingzhi!"
Wang Ergou only felt inexplicably funny, but he faintly felt that there seemed to be something missing.
What's missing?!
As if feeling something, Ergou suddenly looked up at the sky.
The galaxy is splendid, with a few phantoms, floating and sinking in the starlight.
Just as he was about to distinguish carefully, a loud bell suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Since you don't want to participate, then don't do the next dream!"
"Walk you!"
A whistling pulled Wang Yan back to reality.
Whew!
Suddenly turned over and sat up, Wang Dashao gasped rapidly, was stunned for a long time, and suddenly laughed uncontrollably.
Hahaha...... Hahaha!
Dream-breaking real Nima's funny!
In the [Note 1] of the card, it is clearly written-
[On that day, there will definitely be a person of the opposite sex who will be pulled into your dream, and the consciousness of the two of you will work together to interfere and correct the dream]
But in reality?!
A total of at least 7 people of the opposite sex were pulled in the broken dream!
Wang Yan couldn't even tell who was pulled in to dream together, and who was just a projection of consciousness.
Jinnyima chaos!
So strictly speaking, it's not my dream at all, it's their shared dream?!
No wonder, my brother was in a mess inside, and he played soy sauce throughout the game......
But they don't know what the true face of this dream is from their point of view?
Wang Yan was extremely curious, and there were a thousand and one questions echoing in his head, and he couldn't wait to immediately pick up someone to inquire.
Erya is Nawu, and she didn't run away, but is she in a dream?!
Her Royal Highness the princess is very similar to He Miaomiao, but not quite right...... Fainted!
Lin Weiwei...... Hahaha!
Wang Yan smiled so much that he immediately picked up his mobile phone and sent her a WeChat message.
"White, Horse, Silver, Gun, Forest, Ping!"
"Hey!hey!you!you!handsome!"
After the teasing, the mobile phone was thrown away, and Wang Yan fell into endless confusion again.
Broken dreams are born under the joint action of everyone, so they must be revealed.
But what exactly is it revealing?
How to understand it?!
The superficial representation is the competition for monetary interests, although Wang Ergou has no sense of existence, but it is the core of the entire dream.
This has something to do with Wang Dashao's inflated narcissism.
But the deep content is completely the refraction of everyone's subconscious, which can actually keep the dream generally balanced and logical.
It's amazing.
It's amazing......
Puzzled, Wang Dashao suddenly remembered his 300-pound "special form" and laughed dumbly.
"Forget it, don't think about it so much, let's see what rewards are strengthened!"
Turning his gaze to the system panel, there are a few lines of large golden letters floating on it.
[You who play soy sauce all this time seem to be incompetent, but in fact, it means that no one can figure you out]
[In this rare shared dream, only your image is cast by everyone]
[You became a clay puppet, and the whole scene was strongly suppressed, and even cleared in advance, because your image has an extremely violent conflict in everyone's subconscious].
[As a result, you gain a special enhancement]
[Temperament Fragment - Ethereal Wind]