Chapter 318: No offense
In the morning, the phone alarm rings on time.
Song Bai turned over, stretched out his arms and fumbled to turn off the alarm, lying on the bed like a dead fish, his arms hanging down weakly, waiting for the second ring in ten minutes to come back again. As a vlogger, he can be regarded as half a digital geek, and the common problem of digital geeks is that they are night owls, the more energetic they are at night, and it is very painful to get up in the morning.
It was only before the second alarm clock could go off that his fingers hanging on the corner of the bed rubbed against something hairy.
He was startled, and suddenly opened his eyes, and his heart missed half a beat! All kinds of horror movies he had watched in the past suddenly flooded into his mind, and he substituted himself for the unlucky protagonist of the horror movie.
When he saw clearly what was in front of him in a cold sweat, he realized that his hand was right on Heihua's back.
Heihua curled up lazily, opened her eyes and looked at it, and closed it indifferently - this guy's bed-lying attribute is also somewhat similar to Song Bai.
The cat can lie in bed, but Song Bai can't, he still has to go to work to support himself, pay rent, and use the little money to buy new digital equipment.
He canceled the alarm in advance after a long absence, pressed the start button of the computer, put on his clothes and walked to the kitchen, poured a glass of cold water, and sobered up a little. Back in the bedroom, Heihua was still sleeping in the cat's nest.
Heihua seems to be much more well-behaved than Song Bai imagined, likes to skateboard, has no interest in the table full of digital products, and also likes the cat nest.
Song Bai yawned, scratched his head, and fell a lot of dandruff, but he ignored it.
The computer has been booted up and entered the desktop.
There was still some time before going to work, and he habitually moved a ladder into YouTube, logged in to the analysis tool in the background, and observed the number of vlog subscriptions.
"The number of subscriptions is 2726, well...... "74 more than yesterday...... Not bad. ”
More than that, this seems to be the highest single-day increase since he started vlogging...... However, the number of subscriptions also has something to do with the name of the video, and he found that if the name of the video can be rubbed off on the hot spot, the subscription growth rate will be faster that day, so he can't assert anything from this alone.
Clicking on the latest issue of "Over the Great all", he saw that the number of views is currently 357, the number of people who "like" is 77, and the number of people who "dislike" is 28.
Generally speaking, even after watching a video, people will immediately be attracted to another video, unless they particularly like or hate it, they will "like" or "dislike". On average, less than one out of ten viewers will "like" or "dislike", and the ratio of "likes" and "dislikes" in this video is close to 1/3 of the total number of viewers, which is an unusually high ratio.
Song Bai glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, it only took 12 hours to complete the upload, and the number of views of his newly released vlog video in 24 hours is about two or three hundred times.
He suppressed his excitement, pushed the page down, and saw the audience's message.
The top message was, "Wow! Amazing! Is this true? Is it true? Can anyone tell me if it's true?"
There are 5 replies at the bottom of this message:
1. "Wake up!"
2, "Obviously fake. ”
3. "The brain is a good thing, I hope you can carry it with you." ”
4. "I think it's true, they dance very consistently, and there is no trace of editing." ”
In response to the 4th reply, someone replied half-jokingly: "Yes, I also feel very coherent when I watch porn, and I can't see any traces of editing, and I was deeply frustrated because I didn't last as long as those macho men." ”
Song Bai smiled knowingly, as a man, he understood this witty reply in seconds.
He looked down and continued to browse through the other messages.
The second message: "No offense, but judging from the video, the person who shot it and the location are in China, which makes me doubt its authenticity." ”
There are two replies at the bottom of the message:
1, "Dude, you speak my heart. ”
2. "No offense, but you know what the word I hate?"
Song Bai's good mood suddenly fell to the bottom.
He took a deep breath and cast his gaze out the window to calm his breath.
Seriously, he wasn't surprised that the authenticity of the video was questioned, and if he hadn't witnessed it, he wouldn't have believed that a group of kittens would be able to dance in unison to the beat of a drum.
In fact, almost every video on YouTube that goes viral will be questioned about its authenticity. People will be suspicious of things that they don't see with their own eyes, and that's fine, no problem.
However, he was outraged that the reason for his suspicion was simply that the person who shot the video was from China!
It wasn't the first time he had encountered such a situation, and he thought that he had developed some immunity to such malicious messages, but at this time, he was so depressed that he vomited blood to remind him - no, he still couldn't do it.
The 28 "steps" are obviously all from the hands of doubters.
This rude and unreasonable comment also angered others, and the second reply's comment on "unintentional offense" was that he was not used to the commenter's condescending tone, and used the commenter's sentence structure to sarcastically mock the commenter.
Song Bai has also heard that many American middle school students extremely hate the sentence "no offense, but ......", because when you say "no offense", the "but" immediately followed indicates that you are about to offend others. It's a self-righteous sentence that is actually very impolite.
Black Flower opened her eyes, hunched over and yawned, jumped out of the cat nest, trotted out of the room, and went straight to the litter box placed in the toilet. Song Bai is also worried about whether to teach Heihua how to use the cat litter box, it seems that he is too worried, Heihua has adapted to the same cat litter box and cat litter in the pet store, saving a lot of things.
After a while, Song Bai adjusted his mood by diverting his attention, and once again focused his attention on the comments.
The third message: "Who was attracted to the kitten on the cover like me?"
Here are two responses:
1, "I am." The black kitten is cute, and the action of touching the camera is also cute. ”
2. "Me too, so cute! My heart is about to melt! Also, did you notice, this black kitten also appears in the video, the third in the second row of the group of kittens." I watched the whole video several times, and I was hooked the first time, and my eyes were always on the black kitten the second and third times. ”
After solving the physiological problem in the litter box, Heihua ran over and rubbed a few times on the trouser leg of his home clothes, then meowed twice, and looked up at him, as if he was asking for breakfast.
Song Bai bent down and scraped its little face with his fingers, "Heihua, you already have foreign fans." ”
Heihua couldn't understand his words, tilted her head and glared at him dissatisfied, as if to say: What are the fans?
"Alright, alright, I'll get you breakfast right away. He laughs.
Song Bai glanced at the time again, usually he could continue to rub for a while and then make breakfast, but today he had to prepare a whole day's food for Heihua, so he had to turn off the computer in advance. Not counting last night, today is his first day of officially raising a cat, everything is difficult at the beginning, and he doesn't want to make the time too tight.
He made fried rice from the previous night's leftover rice, along with an egg and a sausage, and filled his stomach by dividing it by two. While eating breakfast, Heihua kept rubbing his legs to eat. He pondered the use of the automatic feeder, filled the feeder with cat food, replaced the drinking basin with fresh cool white water, said hello to the black flower, and asked it to take good care of the house and not cause trouble, and then changed his clothes and went out.
Until he arrived at the company, his mood still did not completely improve.