The fat brother is going to give a speech at the Central Conservatory of Music.

The piano professor of alto, Master Dou Yuyong, the master of the domestic music industry, finally found the fat brother.

When the fat brother received this invitation at the beginning, he actually refused, because, if you can't let me speak, I'll talk about it right away, first I want to try it, because I don't want to talk about the big bunch of people who spit on me and throw their shoes after I finish speaking......

Just kidding, some schools are willing to invite him, a high school student, to give a speech, and the fat brother has to wake up laughing when he dreams at night, but he feels that it is a bit inappropriate for him to teach music to the students who have received formal education in the alto, even if the students dare to listen, he does not dare to speak!

Fortunately, Professor Yu said, whatever you say, even if you go up to talk about stand-up comedy!

After the fat brother accepted the invitation of the alto, the official Weibo of the alto announced the news on the Internet as soon as possible, which immediately aroused a heated discussion on the Internet.

"Did the fat brother finally go to school to give a speech?"

"I really want to go, I'm a Sanda student, my coach said I need to watch more master duels, I don't know if the fat brother will talk about these on the day of his speech!"

"Are you here to be funny upstairs? Fat brother is going to the conservatory of music to give a speech, not to the sports academy to give a speech. ”

"Come on, everyone, I have an honest man upstairs!"

"I bet the fat guy is going to make trouble!"

"He's a high school student who can't even get into college, how can he be popular if he doesn't rely on making things to make gimmicks?"

"I think the relevant departments are going to standardize colleges and universities, everyone is invited to the school, what can a drama who doesn't know a few big characters talk about in school?

"Damn! It's so sour! There's a lemon essence hidden here! Who is it? Who the hell is it!"

Regardless of whether everyone supports or opposes, since the fat brother has agreed, he has to finish speaking while kneeling.

Alto on campus.

"Where are you going, second child?"

"I'll go and take a seat in the Great Hall. ”

"It's only 12 o'clock, and the speech is 2 o'clock in the afternoon, what are you panicking about!"

"The dormitory next door went early, I'm afraid I'm going to be late and even have no place to put my feet, will you go?"

"Go! you help me get a place first, and I'll go to the cafeteria to get some buns. ”

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"Professor Hui Huiyu is your big teacher, do you have any preferential treatment!"

"What perks?"

"Like being able to sit in the front row or something!"

"You're thinking about it, but if you don't hurry up, you'll have to stand at the door!"

"Give me two more minutes, so I can get some eyeliner!"

"Lingling, aren't you going?"

"Of course go! Otherwise, how can I make Zhou Otherwise, he can't get off the stage!"

Several people in the girls' dormitory looked at each other when they saw the roommate named Lingling who went out by himself with a stack of books.

At 1:50 p.m., the fat brother cat opened a gap in the curtain in the background, and saw that the auditorium of 3,000 people outside was already full, and there were countless long guns and short cannons in front.

"Old Yu, there are more than three thousand people, right?"

The fat brother turned around and asked Professor Yu Yong with a wry smile.

"Maybe students from other departments who don't have classes also come to join in the fun, you are a celebrity, it's normal for students to be curious, wouldn't it be better for a few more people to listen!"

Professor Yu waved his hand and said with a nonchalant expression.

The fat brother peeked at it again, this is not just a few more, at least thousands more!

And what kind of students are those in the front row, do you have a lot of beards?

"The cameras?"

"Hey! are all interest clubs within the college, don't worry about it, talk about it well!"

Yu Yong sent the fat brother away in a few words.

I believe you have a ghost!

Are you interested in the company's long guns and short cannons so complete? Even the station logo on it is properly pasted!

"The speech is about to start, please keep the venue quiet and set your mobile phones to vibrate ......"

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The moderator is doing some pre-start work.

"Next, let us applaud the general manager of Xinghuo Games, a famous philanthropist, a famous singer, an actor, and an excellent songwriter, Mr. Zhou Ran!"

"Bang bang bang!"

Immediately afterwards, everyone saw the fat brother walking up from the backstage with the microphone, and looked back at the introduction of himself on the big screen as he walked.

After the applause gradually stopped, the fat brother raised the microphone and said to everyone in the audience in a serious manner: "Let me declare first, this introduction is definitely not written by me, if someone is looking for trouble in the future, please find the leader of the college!"

There was a burst of laughter at the bottom.

"Thanks to the trust of the college leaders, especially Professor Yu's invitation, I finally had the opportunity to walk into the university campus, and I always thought that I would stop at high school. ”

"Actually, Professor Yu has come to me several times, and I don't want to brag about how good I am, but I feel weak in my heart! What do you say I can talk about when I come up? Professor Yu said that you can go up and talk nonsense!"

There was another burst of laughter at the bottom, and they were relieved to see that the fat brother was still teasing them like this.

"Today's topic is how to find inspiration in life!"

The students at the bottom immediately wilted when they heard it, and they thought that the fat brother would say something different, but they didn't expect it to be these clichés.

"But as soon as I came up just now, I saw a pair of ill-intentioned eyes below, and I thought that this is going to pick a thorn? So I won't talk about that today, I'll talk to everyone casually, anyway, Professor Yu said, as long as you talk for two hours, the school will take care of the meal!"

"Hahahaha!"

The students couldn't stop laughing, but some of the older teachers at the bottom were full of displeasure, and they didn't know why Lao Yu wanted to invite such a person to come over to give a speech.

The fat brother cleared his throat and continued: "Tell me something, a foreign friend asked me a while ago, saying that you have such a good relationship with the Grand Duke of Ikeburg, would you consider immigrating?

Seeing that the fat brother began to pull it off, many people who were waiting to pick on the thorns pricked up their ears and listened attentively, thinking that if you can't say one, two, or three for a while, see how I spray you!

"Everyone knows that I went abroad a while ago, and I traveled to several countries with my colleagues in order to travel to the mobile phone, and my first stop was to the Hebrew country in the Middle East, which is a world power with many disasters, so I am full of interest in them. ”

"I'm sure many people have checked in their luggage at the airport, right? It's only five or six minutes in China, right?"

"Yes!"

"It'll be done in two minutes!"

"Yes, but that day the Hebrew security guards interrogated me for half an hour! What is your name and last name? Where did you come from? What school did you go to, what work did you do? What countries have you been to, what dreams have you had, what papers have you written, and who have you loved? All of them have to be asked!"

Suddenly, many people felt that this was because the Chinese people had been treated unfairly outside, and their faces were full of resentment.

"I felt very offended at the time, what did I do, I made me look like a terrorist! The local staff who came to pick us up at that time hurriedly stepped forward to explain that this is actually the norm for our Hebrew Airlines.

Since the founding of their country, they have been attacked by various terrorist forces, and the countries of the Arab world have not yet recognized their country, so they can only use this safest and most stupid method to check the danger!"

"He told me that the country is too small, there are too many attacks, and we can't afford to lose!"

When he said this, the fat brother was already full of seriousness, and everyone below was also nervous, even the teachers and professors in the front row who were dissatisfied with the fat brother at the beginning also put aside their prejudices and listened to him intently.

Maybe Zhou Otherwise, he can really talk about something!