Chapter 248: Let's Talk About My Shuai Today
Ye Tian looked up at the live broadcast room, and immediately frowned, they were actually talking about their handsomeness, this is a very serious topic, a topic that makes people think deeply.
immediately lowered his head and groaned, raised his head suddenly, and said with a serious face: "Since everyone has found out, then I will come and talk to you about it, today I will talk about my handsomeness, my handsomeness, just like the warm sunshine through the floor-to-ceiling window in winter, warm and subtle, beautiful but not sensational, making people reverie infinitely." Time magazine once compared my handsomeness to "like a flawless portrait of a beautiful man carved by Michelangelo." In fact, I don't quite agree with this analogy, first of all, this sentence describes my handsomeness too superficially and superficially, and does not reveal my deeper connotation. Secondly, it should not be "Michelangelo did his best to carve it out", but should use a more objective adjective such as "Michelangelo tried his best to carve it out", otherwise it is difficult to be convincing. β
This wave of commotion made everyone unable to react.
Xue Qian: "......"
Annie: "......"
Sailor: "......"
In an instant, the whole world was quiet, and everyone looked at Ye Tian with a serious face dumbfounded, and everyone was stunned.
Because they all have only one in their minds, how can there be such a brazen person in this world.
The sailors on the opposite screen in the live broadcast room suddenly knelt on the ground, and it took several seconds before the barrage appeared.
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"Although I know that the anchor is very handsome, I have never seen anyone blow themselves so handsome, and they are so forced. β
"233333....my knees just fell heavy on my knees, as if they were broken! β
"I was stunned, I had never seen such a shameless person. β
"Compared with the anchor, this kind of thing that can't be done, I think it's better to save it! β
"Oh my God, why did I listen to the anchor brag, the more I watched the anchor, the more I looked like what he said, poisonous!"
"Anchor, I'll obey you! I'll obey you!"
"To you, to you, all for you, can't I take it?"
"Thank you [233333....] for the X1 plane that was given to the streamer!"
"Thank you for the Rocket X2 that [the wall doesn't accept you] for giving to the streamer!"
"Thank you [Good Bread Bag] for the X100 card presented to the anchor!"
"Thank you [Everyday is also handsome] for the airplane X10 presented to the anchor!"
"Thank you for the Rocket X10 that [Definitely PY Deal] gave to the streamer!"
"Thank you [I Love Streamer] for giving the Streamer X1!"
"Thank you [I'm an old driver] for the rocket X2 that I gave to the streamer!"
"Thank you [**Wrapping Your Waist] for the X100 card presented to the anchor!"
"Thank you [I'm the anchor's little fan girl] for giving the anchor's plane X10!"
"Thank you [Love You] for the Rocket X10 presented to the streamer!"
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Ye Tian was very satisfied with the reaction in the live broadcast room, and he wanted this effect.
If it weren't for that effect, it wouldn't be worth the long pretending words he thought.
After this wave is finished, it is all comfortable!
Finally, the sailors talked about his handsomeness, it was not easy.
No, after saying that, he actually felt more handsome.
Well, sure enough, a man should be confident, although he was already confident, and now he is more confident.
Even when I was doing teppanyaki, my waist was straight.
That's how confident people are.
Seeing that the meat was almost cooked, he picked up the chopsticks made of wood, picked up a piece of meat, and put it in his mouth, Ye Tian's eyes suddenly lit up.
The taste is completely different from that of roasted and boiled.
And this kind of iron plate is made of iron, which has a special taste, which is more delicious than roasted, and the combination of those fruits and those collected plant spices makes him feel unfinished.
I couldn't help but put another piece in my mouth.
Well, I didn't taste it, and I sandwiched another piece.
Well, this piece is eaten too quickly, and another piece is clipped.
This piece is also good, eat another piece.
One by one, one by one, in an endless stream.
The live broadcast room was the first to discover Ye Tian, who was stealing food.
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"Xue Qian, the anchor is stealing food. β
"Xue Qian, act quickly! Otherwise, the anchor will finish eating." β
"23333..... anchor, you are very unkind!"
"Laughing and crying, it turns out that the anchor will also steal food. β
"Hahahaha~~ The anchor is so cute. β
"Poor Xue Qian, poor American girl, you are really too sluggish, you think that when you can eat, the anchor will call you? You are so naΓ―ve, the anchor will never call you when you eat. β
"The naΓ―ve two, if you give the anchor a bottle of beer now, he is drunk alone. β
"I want to eat it too, the anchor eats (β―β½β°) is so fragrant~~, it must be delicious. β
"Upstairs, you bastard, why are you telling such sad truths. β
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Although they couldn't see the barrage in the live broadcast room, Xue Qian and Anne soon noticed that something was wrong.
Because they found that there was something wrong with Ye Tian's movements.
Secretly sticking his head over, he was dumbfounded.
What about meat?
And what about the meat on the iron plate?
Why is it gone?
Ye Tian felt that a head was sticking out, turned his head to look, saw two small heads, and immediately grinned, and at the same time, the chopsticks in his hand picked up the last piece of meat, put it in his mouth, and chewed it full.
At the same time, he said: "Well, I'm just helping you taste it, the taste is fragrant and tender, some hemp, some hot, I have to say, the craftsmanship of the person who made this is very good, it is amazing, I admire this person, he can make it so delicious, the seasoning is just right, the heat is just right, it is simply a masterpiece, it is a pity!"
Xue Qian: "......"
Annie: "......"
I've never seen anyone so brazen.
Isn't the person you're talking about yourself? Is it necessary to turn around and boast about yourself?
is also serious, so that people want to eat but can't eat it.
You just taste it, and then you don't taste it.
Goo-goo~~
The stomachs of the two of them let out a hungry cry, and they were even hungrier when Ye Tian said.
Especially Xue Qian, crying with a sad face, he is so hungry!
"I was wrong, I was wrong, Brother Tian, don't play with me, okay?" Xue Qian begged for mercy.
If you don't beg for mercy, you can't do it, you will be hungry to death if you go on like this, I originally thought that if I couldn't eat the broth, I could still eat the iron plate.
It's good now, the iron plate is gone.
Do you want to eat wild fruits?
Forget it, let's beg for mercy!
Moral?
Excuse me, but what is Temperance?
He wanted to eat meat, he wanted to eat hot meat, or he would die.
Ye Tian looked dazed: "Ah, what are you wrong, why can't I understand?"
As he spoke, the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled slightly, and his eyes drifted slightly to the side.
The meaning is obvious, if you say it more, I may forgive you.
This expression couldn't be more obvious, so I'm just going to tell you directly.
Xue Qian: "......"
I'm so angry! I have to laugh and beg for mercy.
In the live broadcast room, the sailors laughed.
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"Hahaha~~ I learned new knowledge again. β8)