Chapter 513: It turns out that this is the price of fractures
Ye Tian turned a deaf ear to these sights and began to explain: "Yesterday, I was about to go home after shopping, passing by a roadside stall, I saw headphones on the stall, and I thought that the headphones of my mobile phone happened to be broken, and I was going to buy one to use, so I stepped forward and asked: Boss, how do you sell these headphones?" The stall owner is a sixty-year-old uncle, who immediately stood up, showed a friendly smile, and said: The young man is very discerning, this headset is ipone8 original genuine, the original price is 300, the retail price is 250, the wholesale price is 199, and the family price is 168. ”
After speaking, he turned to look at the director, with a sincere smile: "So, director, my story is finished, and you, have you understood?"
Director: "......"
He Ling: "......"
Huang Lei: "......"
Reba: "......"
Others: "......"
Originally, everyone hadn't reacted yet, what kind of thing was this!
Does it have anything to do with the price of fractures?
Until the last sentence, appeared!
That's a big gap!
It turns out that this is the price of their fractures.
The sailors in the live broadcast room short-circuited their heads for a while, and then there was an explosive barrage on the screen.
“666”
“6666”
“66666”
"What the hell is the price of broken bones! The coquettish five dollars made me bend my waist. ”
"The original price is 300 yuan, and the fracture price is 5 yuan!
"Finally have a new understanding of the price of fractures, anchor, awesome!"
"This story tells us that the anchor will always be the anchor, just like your uncle will always be your uncle. ”
"Eh~~ I feel sorry for the director of the program team 0.01 seconds, I have seen the scene of the director's tears. ”
"Hahahaha~~ Uncle is awesome!
"Ahem~~ You don't believe it, I just watched what the anchor said, and I said it by the way, I usually only sell things for two yuan, but I sold them for ten yuan, especially when the other party bought it with a happy face, I seem to have found a way to make a fortune. ”
"Upstairs, awesome! Apply what you've learned, admire, admire, I'll try it too." ”
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Director of the program group: "I... I ......"
The director wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say for a while.
The brain goes blank!
Wait a minute!
What was he trying to say?
"It's okay!
And at this moment, Ye Tian patted the director's shoulder very intimately and said, "I understand what you want to say." ”
The director of the program group was moved, but he didn't expect Ye Tian to take the initiative to save the scene, which made his good impression of Ye Tian rise sharply.
Although he has nothing to say, isn't this also a timely remedy!
On the contrary, it made him a little embarrassed, after all, he was supposed to be a professional, and he actually needed a layman to lead the rhythm.
"Teacher He, pay for it, the price is negotiated, you can buy as many drinks as you want, and you can take as many drinks as you want. Ye Tian turned his head and said to He Ling with a smile.
"Huh?!"
He Ling is still a little confused, so let's talk about it?
But what is the price? I don't know!
However, he reacted very quickly, and immediately took out the 100 yuan of living expenses given by the program team.
Ye Tian took it, and then began to say to the staff of the program team: "A bottle of red wine, a case of beer, a case of Coke, five bags of peanuts first, and five plates of melon seeds." ”
He Ling's eyes were about to pop out.
In fact, when he heard Ye Tian start to report things, he was already confused, why are there so many things?
A hundred dollars can buy so much stuff?
A bottle of red wine is 300 yuan!
After Ye Tian finished speaking, he groaned for a while, and said: "Since it's a business, I'll help you erase the odds, it's exactly 25 yuan, find me 75 yuan, OK, give us the things, and find money." ”
Ye Tian stuffed the money into the hands of the director of the program group and smiled brightly.
As soon as they heard this, Huang Lei, Dahua, and Peng Peng almost dropped their entire jaws to the ground.
They all suspect that something is wrong with their ears!
So many things, 25 pieces?
The director of the program group, who originally maintained a smile on his face, was in the process of gaining his favor with Ye Tian, and suddenly it was cut off, just like you were on an unmanned highway, moving slowly 300 times an hour, and suddenly, there was no road ahead.
"Wait... Wait! Ye Tian, your account is not right! What is 25 yuan, what is a bottle of red wine, a case of beer, a case of Coke, how can the hell it be only 25 yuan, a bottle of beer is 20 yuan, your price is not right. The director of the program group woke up suddenly, and if he didn't wake up again, it was estimated that it would be cool after a while.
He Ling and Huang Lei next to him suddenly looked pity, although they were shocked, but now that the director has woken up, it is estimated that this matter is mostly cold.
It would be great if Ye Tian flickered.
Ye Tian turned his head to look at the director, with a look of disdain: "Director, I didn't expect you to be able to count math in elementary school, didn't you teach it by the physical education teacher?
The director of the program group nodded without thinking, his thoughts at this time were all about the fact that Ye Tian had just purchased so many things, and he didn't think that this problem itself was a pit.
As soon as Ye Tian saw this nod, he knew that it was done, and continued: "The original price of the earphones is 300, and the fracture price is 5 yuan, a very simple truth, primary school mathematics can be solved, the fracture price is 1/60 of the original price, I just bought so many things for a total of 760 yuan, and the price of 1/60 is 25.333333... , I'll help you erase the odds, don't thank me, that's exactly 25 yuan. ”
The director of the program group stared at him with round eyes and a confused expression!
He Ling and Huang Lei glanced at each other,, it turns out that this is the case, elementary school mathematics can be played like this, awesome!
Dahua and Peng Peng looked adoring, although they didn't understand at all, but they felt very reasonable.
Di Lieba looked at Ye Tian with a cute face, and he was very fascinated for a while, well, what my mother said is really right, serious boys are a little more attractive than usual.
In the live broadcast room, water friends have long been happy.
"Hahahaha~~"
"Awesome! The anchor's math level is amazing. ”
"Damn, I never knew I could use math in elementary school like that."
"As a math teacher, I am very relieved to see this scene, those who say that learning math is useless, stand up for Lao Tzu, and see that Lao Tzu doesn't need slippers to slap you in the face. ”
"Uh.... Just now, the anchor said, a bottle of red wine, a case of beer, a case of Coke, five bags of peanuts, and five plates of melon seeds, isn't it exactly 800 yuan? How did the anchor calculate it to 750 yuan?"
"Poof~~ The math upstairs must have been taught by the physical education teacher, obviously 700 yuan, okay?"
"6666...I admit to being teased by the two upstairs teasers, it's 690 yuan, and there is a kind of slap in the face, and my face is here. ”
"Poof~ I feel so sorry for your math teacher. ”
"Nima! Three mentally retarded, the anchor is obviously right. ”
"Hahahaha~~ I know how to miscalculate the 690 yuan, 12 bottles of beer in a case, 12 bottles in a case of Coke, you count it again, as for the other two, I don't know how they calculated it. ”
"The big guy upstairs is a real scholar!"
"Ma De, this is the worst time that a student has been hacked. ”
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