Chapter 336: What to do if my wife dies
As a relatively professional Q&A site, not all questions are brained, but all answers are brained.
For example, someone asks if you can eat on an empty stomach?
Can you drink water when you're thirsty?
Can you sleep when you're sleepy?
Can you eat when you're hungry?
Can walnuts that have been squeezed by the door still replenish the brain?
Can an oyster still be called an oyster when it's roasted?
......
There will be professional elites to give you a professional answer to the above questions from a professional point of view.
So when someone asked the question of what to do if his wife died, professionals gave a lot of advice.
For example, inflating and charging my wife or something.
Buried in the soil waiting for a second harvest.
Give quantum acupuncture to the father-in-law and mother-in-law to activate the wife's nervous system.
It's all about some big guys giving some professional advice.
Of course, there are some, thank you for the invitation, people abroad, who failed to reply in time, which is quite a pity.
Among them, the most professional is to change the original chip for his wife.
Blue Sky Machinery Intelligent "Sweeping Ji" is worth having.
All the "sweeping Ji" who use non-blue sky machinery brands have begun to strike and be paralyzed one after another.
At first, it was just a reflection from one or two users, but then a large number of figure users and users of Servo intelligent sweeping robot reported that their products did not work at all, and it died.
Whatever you can do, it stands still.
Then it began to erupt in an all-round way, all of which denounced the two brands of "Swervo" and "Love Home".
As a well-known old brand, "Sevo" has the fastest response speed, and all users who buy Servo intelligent sweeping robots can get a full refund.
However, there is one article, the disassembly user is not within the scope of return.
Because they sell sweepers, not chips, who knows if there is a problem with the user in the dismantling process, which is reasonable, right?
Those users who bought the dismantling of the "Swervo" machine were dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, and they couldn't say what they were suffering, so they could only admit it themselves.
In this way, "Servo" stopped a lot of losses, but the brand reputation plummeted, and the Internet was full of condemnation and abuse, and users who could not return the goods vented their emotions everywhere.
If Sylvo's loss is smaller, then "Love Home" is a loss to the end, who let them sell chips directly, which is guaranteed by quality.
As a new brand company, Aijia originally wanted to make a profit in the market share of smart sweepers, but it didn't expect to accompany it to the end, and the company's warehouse backlogged a large number of smart chips.
So he directly stopped talking, preparing to wait for this gust of wind to blow over, and then change the brand and then go public, many companies have done this, which is not unusual at all.
As for losing money and returning something or something, is it impossible to vomit out what you eat in your stomach?
Now the users who use the "Love Home" chip are gone, and the consumer association receives a large number of user complaints every day.
And there are some well-known figures among the users who play the figures, all of whom are @ consumer associations on Weibo, and various news reports, melon-eating masses, make the Baidu index high, and finally attract the attention of the government.
But when there will be a finding, no one knows.
But in the end, there was a result, and everyone could only wait, and the situation began to calm down.
But at this time, Blue Sky Machinery officially sued the two companies "Swervo" and "Love Home".
Before the two companies also quibbled, claiming that the intelligent sweeping robot was independently developed, Blue Sky Machinery made something out of nothing, slandering the company's reputation, the company reserves the right to pursue it, and accompany it to the end.
Now they all cowered and were silent.
So as long as you have a brain, you can see that there is a problem with these two, I'm afraid it's really as the "Blue Sky Machinery" said, it is to steal their technology, the key is that the "Blue Sky Machinery" means are also very commotional, and they actually left their hands behind.
But no matter what, for users, you immortals fight, mortals suffer, and now it's us who lose.
Therefore, although "Blue Sky Machinery" stands tall, it does not stand people.
For this reason, the "blue sky machinery" that originally thought that the fire could not burn them was also anxious.
"So I originally planned to go to Deer Market in a few days, but it seems that I can only postpone it for a while, and now there are too many chores here. Papa Slam said this to Fang Yuan on the phone.
"Actually, this problem is also very easy to solve. After Fang Yuan understood what was going on, he thought about it and said.
"Do you have a solution?" asked Papa Smurf, delighted.
"I can make an online unlocking process to unlock these locked users, and as long as they can use it again, they won't have so many opinions and grievances. Fang Yuan explained.
The packaging system made for Lan Caiyi does not support online networking, and many manipulation functions must not be submitted to users.
"That's a good idea. Papa Sappa was overjoyed.
But then he remembered something, and said: "I'm afraid it's still not possible, we are fighting a lawsuit with Servo and Aijia, if it can be unlocked online, then they will definitely unlock the products that have been produced." ”
"You don't have to worry about that, we can do something about the program and unlock users who were locked up before a certain period of time. ”
This is also his habit as a game programmer, all code runs will be logged, if something goes wrong, so that the problem can be quickly located.
"It's good to be so good, but it's still not perfect, because the chips are burned in batches, so it's impossible to sell them all at the same time, so there are still loopholes for them to drill, if you don't nail them this time, it is estimated that there will be no chance in the future." "Papa Smurf is still quite comprehensive.
"That's it!" Fang Yuan was also a little embarrassed.
After thinking about it, he said: "After the sweeping robot is run, in order to make the user have a better experience, there is a self-optimization function, self-adjustment according to the user's habits, we can use this to judge which are the real users." ”
"Let's add the previous time judgment and it's perfect. "Papa Sappa is really happy this time.
Unexpectedly, with a random phone call, Fang Yuan actually gave a perfect solution.
What a genius, now he is more and more satisfied with Fang Yuan, but it's a pity that he only has one daughter, otherwise he will marry him.
The point is that he doesn't have it, so he can only think about it.
Papa Sappa put down the phone and immediately asked the secretary to call Li Zhaofeng over.
"Mr. Lan. "Li Zhaofeng has been proud of the spring breeze these days.
A lawsuit that is sure to win, so he has been consulting professionals for the past few days to calculate how much compensation is needed.
I'm not afraid of running out of money, I can't use the goods to offset if I don't have money, anyway, the goods they are hoarding in the warehouse now, it is estimated that they won't be able to get back anything.
The only thing that makes him feel a little troublesome is the things on the Internet, although it has little impact on them, but as a new brand, word of mouth is the most important thing, although they win the benefits, but if the word of mouth is bad at the beginning, it will be a bit more than worth the loss.
"Do you have any good solutions for things on the Internet?" Lan Tianheng did not come up and say his own solution.
Li Zhaofeng said: "Now there are two ways, one is that we ignore it, Internet users are also the most forgetful group, after a long time, they will naturally forget."
Another way is that after this time, we can sell the users who purchased these two products, of course, on the premise that we win the lawsuit. ”
"These two methods are indeed feasible, but they are not perfect, the first method, forget only those who do good things, those users who are involved in their own interests will not forget, not to mention that they are all our potential users.
The second method not only requires a lot of manpower and material resources to be invested in the future, but also the lawsuit will not be completed for a while and a half, and it will not have much impact on the company's reputation and reputation for a long time. Lan Tianheng immediately found out the shortcomings of these two methods.
It's not that Li Zhaofeng's ability is insufficient, in the case of unequal information, these are already two more secure methods.
"What does Mr. Lan mean?" Since Lan Tianheng denied his two methods, he must have his plans, but Li Zhaofeng really couldn't think of any other better way.
So Papa Sand said Fang Yuan's method.
"So now you ask someone to make an announcement, the time is today, and users who have purchased and used "Servo" and "Love Home" before will be unlocked online through our official program later. Lan Tianheng said with a smile.
"No, Mr. Lan, add another article, which needs to be announced by the court. Li Zhaofeng smiled more sinisterly.
The reason why this article was added is just to take advantage of the user's eagerness to exert some pressure on some people, after all, this is the Internet era, and the power of public opinion is sometimes very strong.
"Good idea, then you can do it now. Lan Tianheng slapped the table and said.
Li Zhaofeng only reacted when he left the office of the chief executive, Lan Tianheng probably had such an idea for a long time, but he just wanted to test his ability.