Xu Yang and Xu Man are going home, and they are sad for their uncle and aunt, especially their aunt... In the past few days, I have already been in a relationship with the two little guys, but the sister and brother have no conscience, and they hummed when they parted.

"Uncle, aunt, let's go..."Yang Xiaoman hugged the two little guys and said with a smile: "I will come over often in the future." ”

"That's it!"

"If you don't come, I'll go find you. The aunt teased Xu Yang and Xu Man, and said with a smile: "After you go back, you must remember that the eldest grandmother is good, otherwise the eldest grandmother will not be good to you in the future, do you know?"

Then

Xiao Man said softly to the sisters and brothers: "Xu Yang, Xu Man, wave your hand to your grandfather and grandmother. ”

Xu Yang:(°ー°〃)

Xu Man: (°ー°〃)

The two little guys looked at the uncle and aunt with a confused face, and didn't know what to do for a while, so they looked at the couple in a daze, and then cried... The crying was so loud that the sky fell apart, and the four of them were frightened on the spot, and now... In the big family of the Yang family, Xu Yang and Xu Man's status is even higher than that of the uncle.

"Let's go!"

"I think the child is in a hurry to go home. Xu Mang said seriously: "Uncle and aunt, let's go..."

"You..."

"Forget it. When the aunt heard Xu Mang's words, she was almost not angry, and finally said helplessly: "Remember to bring the child with you on the next business trip, or you don't come, it's okay if the child comes, it's different whether you come or not." ”

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

Yang Xiaoman: Wow

It's miserable!

That wasn't the case before.

On the plane,

Xu Mang and Xiao Man finally breathed a sigh of relief, and at this time the two little guys were already tired, and they were sleeping with a beautiful face, and then they were bleeding a lot, Xiao Man didn't take out a tissue to help the sister and brother wipe their saliva, and pinched their mouths from time to time.

"Look!"

"Your genes!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "When I was in high school before, I saw that every time you went to sleep in class, you didn't get up until noon, and your face was full of your own ha, and now this habit is all learned by children." ”

"It's okay!"

"That's it... Actually. Xu Mang looked at the sleeping child and said with a smile: "It's nothing, habits will be changed slowly, before I married you, it wasn't all kinds of bad habits, and now it's not corrected by you, you can correct it when the time comes." ”

"Nonsense!"

"I can't stand this bad habit. Yang Xiaoman glared, and then said seriously: "That's right... After going back, the software problem, can it be a little faster, anyway, I will give you a week in the end, and I will get the software out immediately!"

"Oh!"

"Don't worry... Soon. Xu Mang said lazily: "I'm a fast gunner, I can get it right away, anyway, you have to keep up with the amount of money, otherwise the motivation is insufficient, and you will scold me again." ”

"Hey!"

"Mother, I'm all yours, what are you going to do?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Idiot... I'll give you money, and it's not back to me in the end, aren't you tired?"

"Life should have a sense of ritual!"

"Isn't it okay to have a good time?" Xu Mang said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense... Hurry up and give me a hundred million yuan, otherwise there is no such motivation, and the money will not be given to me... You also want me to contribute, how can there be such a good thing in the world. ”

"What do you mean by not giving money?"

"Didn't I give you 10 million?" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang and said solemnly: "Let me ask you... Where did you spend all your money? Is there someone out there? Take my money to raise wild flowers outside? You have no conscience!"

Finished!

It's all over!

Xiao Man is about to start his own screenwriting again.

"Humph!"

"I see!"

"I already understand everything!" Yang Xiaoman's face turned a little crimson because of his anger, which was completely angry, and said: "Are you already doing a game behind your back? I'll tell you... If you divorce me, I will bring two knives, one to stab you to death, and the other to stab me, and I will not let you go!"

OMG!

This is crazy!

"Oops!"

"Can you not think so richly?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "The old husband and wife's... I still think crankily, the children are so old, and they will have to call their father in five months, can they grow up a little?

Speaking of speech,

Yang Xiaoman's careful thinking is alive again.

Is it to call Mom or Dad first?

Belch...

"Xu Yang!"

"Xu Man!"

"Now Mom orders you to call Mom first in the future, otherwise Mom will beat you to death. Yang Xiaoman said fiercely to the sisters and brothers: "Did you hear it... If you dare to shout at Daddy first, Mom will be angry and will beat your little ass to the point of redness. ”

...

Back home,

After Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman arranged the children, they both collapsed to death on the sofa, they were too tired...

"Order takeout?"

"Hmm!"

Xu Mang took out his mobile phone, dialed the number of one of their favorite restaurants, and after ordering some food, he collapsed on the sofa again, not moving.

"Ugh..."

"I feel like I'm going to die!" Xu Mang glanced at Xiao Man, and said helplessly: "It's really tiring to go out with the child... Xiao Man, what have we done? Why are there two little overlords?"

"Wow, wow, wow!"

"Wow, wow, wow!"

Yang Xiaoman hadn't spoken yet, but there was an earth-shattering cry upstairs, the couple glanced at each other, and Xiaoman said, "You go!"

Xu Mang sighed, got up with difficulty, and then carried out a series of operations, and then ran upstairs, one person and one bottle, and stopped crying in an instant. There is only deep weariness.

"You two little bastards, you can toss your parents miserably. Xu Mang suddenly felt that he was crazy, what kind of little daughter did he want... Completely confused, this Xu Yang and Xu Man alone are already going to drive themselves and Xiao Man crazy, wouldn't another one explode on the spot?

"Grow up quickly!"

"Mom and Dad are going crazy. Xu Mang lay on the side of the bed, looking at the two little guys snorting the bottles, his heart was full of emotion for a while, and he said to himself: "Time is so fast... I don't know what will happen to you two little ones in the future. ”

Then

Xu Mang picked up the child and walked downstairs, only to see Yang Xiaoman's angry face.

"What's wrong?" asked Xu Mang.

"The company we were targeting was joined forces against me. Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Just the old lady, I am muddy? That company is a state-owned enterprise, but there are two other ones, right? Then don't blame me, a big capitalist, for being unkind!"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and asked cautiously, "What are you going to do?"

"Of course it's playing with capital!"

"Anyway, I don't have anything, just money!" Yang Xiaoman said disappreciatively: "I didn't want to do this, since I didn't want to live, then send you to the west first!"

“...”

It can be seen that Xiao Man's words are not a joke, Xu Mang vaguely felt a trace of murderous aura, very heavy and heavy murderous aura.

Following

Yang Xiaoman went to the company early, and Xu Mang also went to Fuda, the equipment was about to come in, and now there was no one.

Driving a slightly more low-key car, Xu Mang came directly to Fuda and found the second grandfather... This time he went empty-handed, and there was no way to come along the way, and almost no fruit shops were encountered, and everyone seemed to have discussed whether to open the door.

"Second grandfather?" Xu Mang said with a smile: "Do you miss me?"

"I don't want to!"

"Something happens when you come. The second grandfather glanced at Xu Mang, then took out a stack of materials from the drawer, handed them to the table, and said, "These are all graduate students who have passed the audit, of course... These can only be used as internships, and if you want to recruit researchers, our school is powerless. ”

"Oh..."

"I understand!" Xu Mang said with a smile: "Let's go!"

“...”

"This is leaving?" The second grandfather was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "Sit down... There's something I need to discuss with you. ”

"Huh?"

"Don't be, I'm busy. Xu Mang said helplessly: "There are still a bunch of things to deal with at the research institute, and I need to set a new goal, and by the way, write a program to control the future collider." ”

"Actually, it's nothing. ”

"My granddaughter... That is, you and Xiaoman's sister are about to return to China, and they will stay at your house for about two weeks. The second grandfather said: "She and your wife don't deal with each other, they fought with each other when they were children, and it's the same when they grow up... When the time comes, you can see for yourself. ”

"Huh?"

Xu Mang said with a frightened face: "Wouldn't it?

"Eighteen years old. ”

"Oxford Mathematics Department. The second grandfather thought for a moment and said seriously: "Don't hit her! Your sister is a little proud. ”

“...”

"How could I bully my sister-in-law. Xu Mang smiled and said indifferently: "I have always been measured. ”

....

"What?"

"She actually wants to come back?" Yang Xiaoman was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, and suddenly heard an astonishing news, and looked at Xu Mang in surprise: "Are you going to stay at our house for two weeks?

"What's wrong?"

"Is it so scary?" Xu Mang saw Xiao Man's expression for the first time, and said with a smile: "Is she an MMA champion?"

"That's not going to happen. ”

"That little girl can't beat me, but..."Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said seriously: "Anyway, it's very annoying, very underwhelming... Annoying to death. ”

"That's right!"

"Husband!"

"This little girl is studying mathematics, and when the time comes... You know!" Yang Xiaoman showed a sinister smile: "Suppress her arrogance!"

"She's my lifelong enemy!"

"You and the children must be on my side!"

"Otherwise... Kill you!"

......