Netizen: I don't have the ability to score goals, but it's a shame to find a reason!

Yuan Xiang: You can do it!

Netizen: Do you still want to compare with the fat brother? Don't pee and take pictures of your own virtues! People have prizes, you have a hammer!

Yuan Xiang: No matter what, I did my best, we conveyed to the world our spirit of sports competition that we will never admit defeat, what else does he have to say?

Good guy, as soon as this map cannon was fired, all those who watched the excitement and dived were blown out, and as soon as the fat brother opened Weibo, he saw that Yuan Xiang was asking himself whether it would help social progress with "righteous words".

Are you using me as a backstabber?

The fat brother is unhappy that his movie was only shortlisted for one best foreign language film, but he also inexplicably carried the pot here, Yuan Xiang obviously tried to provoke a conflict with Zhou Ran to divert everyone's attention, so that everyone should stop paying attention to their 300,000 expenses and 0-5 results that day, will the fat brother let him succeed?

"A hundred reasons for the national football team to lose, take it and don't thank you!

1. The turf is too hard

2. The turf is too soft

3. Not suitable for broad-leaved grass and some other grasses

4. Snow

5. It's raining

6. Hail

7. The sunshine is too good

8. Too cold or too hot

9. The ball is too soft or too hard

10. Lukewarm (can't cause trouble to the opponent)

11. On-field factors: A. The referee helps them B. The referee doesn't help us

C. The opponent's body is too strong D. The opponent's technique is too delicate

E, the goalpost helped them F, the opposing goalkeeper played extraordinary

G, the stoppage time is too short H, the stoppage time is too long

12. Off-field factors: A. Away battles, atmosphere affects B. Home battles, too much interference

C. The audience doesn't cheer us D. Someone throws a grenade into the arena

13. The opponent fights aggressively, and the opponent's action is too big, which is not a technical school

14. The opponent fights and slacks the opponent is a school of technology, and the technology is better than ours

15. The opponent fights moderately, and the opponent steals cleanly, and we need to learn

16. Long-sleeved jerseys are inconvenient and always awkward, which affects the performance

17. I feel cold today in the short-sleeved jersey, but it is short-sleeved again, and I can't play well

18. The new jersey is not used to it, wear it slowly a few times, and the jersey is very important to play

19……

Everyone is welcome to add!"

The fat brother checked it and thought there was nothing wrong with it, so he clicked send.

"Brother, what are you looking at, laughing so cheaply. ”

In the conference room, Zhao Huan looked curiously at the fat brother sitting next to him with a wicked smile on his face and whispered.

"Be serious about meeting time!

The fat brother pretended to be displeased and glared at Zhao Huan.

"Brother is still you powerful, I can't compare to you just because of my face. ”

Zhao Huan gave a thumbs up with a look of joy and convincing, and then turned his head to look at the staff who were talking about the "Star Soldier Elite" cooperation plan.

The conference room was quiet for less than two minutes, and I heard someone laugh without holding back a "flutter", and everyone followed the reputation, it was actually Chen Jiachan.

Dai Zhiyang glanced at Chen Jiachan a little unhappily, and the latter immediately shrank his neck and didn't dare to squeak, and hurriedly apologized to everyone.

"Flutter!"

Someone laughing again? This will not be opened!

"Chen Jiachan, don't you think you need to give everyone an explanation!"

Dai Zhiyang was already a little angry, and the agent sitting behind Chen Jiachan also hurriedly came out to apologize to Dai Zhiyang, Chen Jiachan is a ghost today or what's going on, why are you so ignorant, do you have to pick such an occasion to get sick!

"Mr. Dai, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm ...... It's all to blame on the fat brother!"

Chen Jiachan was so frightened that she hurriedly stood up, didn't explain for a long time, and finally stretched out her hand to point at the fat brother.

"Me?"

The fat brother was happy when he heard it, did I scratch you and squeak? Why does everyone like to blame me these two days!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry Mr. Dai, I promise that I won't read Fat Brother's Weibo again when I have a meeting in the future!"

Chen Jiachan was so stunned by Dai Zhiyang's death gaze that she was about to cry.

"This is my Weibo ......"

The fat brother was about to deny it, and suddenly remembered the Weibo he had just posted, and this product was a little embarrassed.

"Hahahaha! Brother, why are you so bad! The opponent's technique is too delicate...... Haha!"

When the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, Zhao Huan's second fool suddenly slapped the fat brother's shoulder and burst into laughter.

Chen Jiachan, who finally held back her laughter, was taken by this goods, and then burst out laughing.

Dai Zhiyang looked at these two people speechlessly, this meeting is simply impossible to open today!

There was a lot of laughter in the conference room, but the Internet was much more lively than this! The fat brother of the joker reappeared in the rivers and lakes and updated a long Weibo, and also named Yuan Xiang and the official WeChat receipt of the national football team, this is not a provocation.

"I'm almost laughing so bad, are you a tease, fat brother?"

"Fat brother is really the first brother in the joke world, I have to take it!"

"I just watched it carefully several times, and found that none of the fat brother's words were broken. ”

"In the future, the fat brother in the joke world will be called the second, who dares to call the first!"

"Come and see the national football team, all the reasons you said yesterday are here!"

"You are all wrong to blame the national football team, our table tennis bullies people everywhere, and the national football team actually apologizes for this matter. ”

"I believe what I said upstairs, because Somalia is fighting at this moment, and their national football team is all improvised, and in terms of strength, it is not the opponent of the international players selected by our national strength at all!"

"There are no substitutes in Somalia, the goalkeeper is a cook, two homeless people, one who owns a bakery, one who walks the dogs of the rich, and two fishermen...... Alas, to be able to play like this, I believe that our national football team really tried its best. ”

The national football team prides itself on being an elite selected from more than a billion people, how can this group of stinky dick netizens be so "humiliated", and they usually can't find anyone who is on the move, but this time it is Zhou who jumped out by himself, and if you don't take the knife, you still think our national football team is vegetarian? !

Besides, the fat brother really disgusted them, the 100 reasons for losing the national football team that he casually made up are now popular all over the Internet, major websites and even variety shows on some TV stations can be seen everywhere, and those hateful netizens are also actively exerting their ingenuity, and they are stunned to make up a full hundred in the back.

Do you know what people outside are saying about us now!

The Football Association stood up for the first time and strongly condemned Zhou Ran's behavior, the players of the national football team went overseas for honor, and you people don't support and encourage it, even if you don't support it, why are you still stabbing knives behind your back? If you win, you should not see it, and if you lose, you will point your nose and scold, who else wants to play for the national football team in the long run?

also deliberately Aite the fat brother's Weibo, which means that this Weibo is sent to you to see, you don't have to reflect on it.

Netizens were happy when they saw it, and sure enough, the upper beam was not right and the lower beam was crooked.

"If you lose, don't you say that the five-star hotel you go out to live in, the sports car that your players buy, there is Lao Tzu's tax money, can Lao Tzu say it?!"

"When you win, you can't see it? Tell me for yourself, which one won? It's not even comparable to the special women's football team, a bunch of rubbish!"

"Disbanded quickly, it will be embarrassing all day long!"

"Brother, it's time to eat. ”

Zhao Huan knocked on the fat brother's office door with two boxed lunches, and when he saw the fat brother with a wicked smile on his face on the mobile phone screen, he was very energetic.

"Brother, you're scolding again, aren't you, I'll take a look!"

As he spoke, he couldn't wait to put down the lunch box and take out his mobile phone.