Chapter 166: Sneak Attack
Zhuang Zhuang looked up at the starry sky and sat on the ground in a daze.
"This doesn't seem to be the first time I've encountered such an embarrassing thing. Thinking about the troubles encountered on the way, even he and Xiao Qi almost died in the dark cave, but the danger didn't pass like this.
"Yes, there is nothing to be afraid of, maybe there are swamps, puddles, and Tibetans ahead, nothing is impossible!"
Zhuang Zhuang cheered himself up, but he was like a leaky ball, and all the air he had just hit leaked out.
"But I'm so thirsty now!"
As a senior half-hanger cyclist, he still has a lot of experience in outdoor adventures, and knows that a normal person will die of dehydration if he does not enter the water for three days, but they want to exercise, and it is at such a high altitude, let alone three days, even if they can't resist it for a day.
And for a fat person, the situation is only worse.
Lu Yunfan came out of the tent with a bottle of beer and sat beside him.
"What's the matter? Still worrying about not having enough water?"
Zhuang Zhuang sighed and snatched the beer from his hand.
"Aren't you talking nonsense, you don't have anything to eat, my body can resist for two days, but if there is no water, it is estimated that I will not be able to carry it for half a day!
"I didn't let you steal it, you couldn't control your mouth, this will blame me, it's really unconscionable, you give me back the beer!"
Where is Zhuang Zhuang willing to give, stand up and take it and run, while running and pouring beer into his mouth, he has to quench his thirst with the beer that he finally got in his hand.
Lu Yunfan followed behind and ran around the tent in a circle, when suddenly the light of a flashlight flashed from a distance, startling both of them.
Zhuang Zhuang's hand slipped, and the remaining half can of beer fell on the grass, and before he could pick it up again, he was knocked down by Lu Yunfan at once.
"Don't make a sound, Wu Xiaohu, they're here!"
"Where?" Zhuang Zhuang asked as low as possible and leaned his voice against Lu Yunfan's ear.
"I haven't seen it yet, but I've felt it. ”
The two of them bowed down and whispered. Wu Xiaohu and they appeared again, they must have come for revenge, the eight of them, when they fled the night before, most of them Wu Xiaohu was still unwilling, but at that time he had no ability and strength to fight, and now when he comes back, it is likely that he feels that his body has almost recovered.
Wu Xiaohu is on par with Zhuang Zhuang in height, if he is not even as powerful as Wu Xiaohu in terms of muscular strength, I am afraid this is also the reason why Wu Xiaohu is more confident.
Zhuang Zhuang suddenly grinned, and said with his fists rubbed: "You say, if we rob them of water, will we be able to get to the county seat in front?"
He seemed to have forgotten that the number of the other party was far more than them, and now that everyone else was sleeping, even if they woke up, they didn't necessarily have much combat power, and with just the two of them, self-preservation was a problem, not to mention robbing others.
"Even if we want to get their water, we have to be unprepared, and while they are all focused on our side, we will quietly touch their backs, so that we can have the upper hand!"
Lu Yunfan observed the surroundings, there was no place to hide, the starlight was shining, as long as there was a black shadow shaking, it would be easy to be discovered, it was feasible to crawl over against the ground, but the sound of crawling was very loud, and it would also expose their traces.
In distress, Lu Yunfan's palm suddenly pressed a cold thing, it was actually a beer can that was thrown on the ground by Zhuang Zhuang, the beer had been almost spilled, but it could be used to distract the other party, as long as the other party's flashlight was lit again, they could easily lock the other party's position.
Hehe, with a smile, Lu Yunfan threw the can into the distance, and at the same time there was a high-pitched howl in his mouth, firstly, to startle the snake, and secondly, to wake up a few people in the tent, at this time they must be prepared.
The black shadow of the beer can slid across the night sky, and under the starlight, a little trace could barely be seen, Zhuang Zhuang was startled by him, and almost screamed, but Lu Yunfan was prepared, and the can shot out, and immediately came to block his mouth.
Sure enough, it was another flashlight pillar of light that shook, accompanied by a low scolding, although the voice was very low, but in such a quiet place, it was still heard clearly by the two.
"These dogs!" Zhuang Zhuang found their figures, cursed, regardless of the number of people on the other side, he got up and was about to rush over, Lu Yunfan desperately wanted to catch him, but Zhuang Zhuang desperately tried to hold him down.
The other party was obviously taken aback by the movement here, and the light pillar of the flashlight was thrown at once, dangling around, Lu Yunfan immediately knew that the eight people on the other side were all there.
"Zhuangzhuang, don't be impulsive, there are a lot of them!" Lu Yunfan saw that he couldn't pull it, so he hurriedly said something to stop it.
"Multiple farts, if you don't hurry over, they will all run away after reacting!"
"......Forehead" Lu Yunfan was stunned, he couldn't figure out where the courage came from, but it was impossible for him to let him rush over alone, touch his waist, fortunately, the knife was on his body, and he pulled it out and followed.
The movement outside also woke up a few people who were sleeping lightly in the tent, and several people hurriedly came out of the tent, and before they could see the situation clearly, they saw several pillars of light shaking not far away, and they all secretly screamed that it was not good.
At this time, Zhuang Zhuang had already crashed into the crowd like a brute bull.
"Are you crazy, we haven't done anything yet, how do you know we're here to get revenge on you?"
Zhuang Zhuang knocked into a person, grabbed the flashlight, and followed the voice of the voice.
"I don't care what the hell you're here for, hurry up and hand over all the water to Lao Tzu!"
The madness and vague purpose of Zhuang Zhuang stunned a bunch of people, rushing over so carelessly, and talking about the topic of water?
What does this mean exactly?
"We didn't take your water, we just took some parts for your car, if you want to go back, we just give it to you!"
"Didn't we take some of their food, but also gave them a piece of ......."
Someone on the other side whispered, and Wu Xiaohu shouted angrily: "Shut up! Do you still look like a man? One by one, you've been with me for so long, how can you ......?"
"Why is your grandmother a leg!" Wu Xiaohu didn't finish speaking, Zhuang Zhuang stretched out his hand and slapped him on the head, he was burly, tall and big, where had such an encounter, his heart was suddenly extremely angry, thinking that he was desperate to die here today, and he had to get this face back.
He turned his head viciously, his eyes seemed to be on fire, and all the strength of his body was concentrated on his fists, thinking that even if the fat man in front of him had great strength, he would not be unharmed under his fight.
"Slap!" A crisp slap sounded, everyone was stunned, the flashlight light was shining, and each of them clearly saw the situation just now, Wu Xiaohu's clenched fist hadn't even been raised, and he was slapped twice by the fat man.
"Tiger... Brother Tiger ......"
A little man pulled Wu Xiaohu's clothes, Zhuangzhuang's slap was enough not to give him face, and it also slapped away the ruthlessness he had just brewed, he knew that it was impossible to get back face tonight, this fat man is a madman, and the farther away they are, the safer they are.
Lu Yunfan also didn't expect Zhuang Zhuang to be so riotous, and he panicked in his heart, vigilant against the seven people behind Wu Xiaohu, lest the seven people suddenly go berserk and come up to subdue him and Zhuang Zhuang, and then they will be slaughtered.
But it turned out that he thought too much, and those people did not go out of their way at all, nor did they come over, but took a step back because of the crisp sound, and although the expressions on their faces were all hidden in the darkness, they could guess that they must be very brilliant.
"What brother is your sister, get out of the way, I'll say it again, hand over all the water to Lao Tzu!"
Zhuang Zhuang stretched out his hand and suddenly grabbed Wu Xiaohu's neck, the two were about the same height, but at this moment, Wu Xiaohu gave people the feeling that he was weak in Zhuang Zhuang's hands, but he was simply a scumbag, coupled with Zhuang Zhuang's arrogant tone, Wu Xiaohu didn't dare to come out at all.
"I'll count to three, put all the water at my feet, if anyone is disobedient, I'll twist this guy's neck, anyway, there is no camera in this place, and I'm not afraid to kill someone!"
Seeing that those people were not interested in their words, Zhuang Zhuang stretched out his other hand and began to count down: "3...... 2......”
But although he was counting, those people still didn't move, just looked at each other in a panic, not knowing what to do, Zhuang Zhuang saw that his words were not much deterrent at all, and swung his fist and hit Wu Xiaohu's face hard, and suddenly a stream of blood rushed out.
Wu Xiaohu whined and stretched out his hand to cover his nose, but Zhuangzhuang's other punch came again, and hit him in the face again through his hands.
"Since you're not going, watch me kill him!"
"Zhuangzhuang, you start lightly, don't really kill him!" Lu Yunfan finally couldn't stand it anymore, and persuaded in a low voice.
It's a good place in the middle of nowhere, but if there is really a lot of death, they won't be so easy to get out, so many people have seen the two of them, if they decide to run, they won't be able to catch them all.
Besides, what if they were caught, would they all be killed? This is obviously unrealistic.
"You're afraid of a bird, if I kill this guy, I promise that none of these grandchildren will dare to say it, believe it or not?" Zhuang Zhuang stared at the front fiercely, like a demon in hell, or a fat ghost.
Lu Yunfan didn't know what Zhuang Zhuang meant by this, but those people seemed to understand, and they all turned around and ran away, but they didn't look like they were running away.
Sure enough, in just a minute, they stumbled back again, and put the kettle in their hands more than three meters away from the two of them.
"Big, big brother, the water is here, let's go......"
Zhuang Zhuang smiled, "Don't give me a sloppy eye, whoever has the water will drink it themselves, and then put it here for me after drinking, don't think I don't know that you birds have medicine in your hands." ”
A small man stood out of the crowd and said squirmingly: "Big brother, it's really gone, the medicine is just that bottle, and it's still in your hands, we ......"
"Do you want to drink?" Zhuang Zhuang's eyes widened, only to find that Wu Xiaohu had scratched his arm for a long time, and his clothes were about to be scratched for him, he couldn't help but glance at it, but found that the strength in his hand was too great, and he was already about to lift him up, so he hurriedly let go of his hand.
At this moment, Lin Miao and the four of them also ran over, and they were all a little surprised to see that the other party was picking up the kettle on the ground and drinking water, but they were fighting against those people again, and they knew that it was not a good thing.
"Zhuang Zhuang ......" Lin Qiudu was about to ask something, but Zhuang Zhuang suddenly shouted at the other party: "Okay, let it back." Get out of here with your tiger brothers!"
"Yes, yes, let's go......" The three of them picked up the half-dead Wu Xiaohu, drove away, and complained in a low voice, although it was difficult for people to hear what they said, but Zhuang Zhuang still shouted again: "Get far away, on this road, don't let me see you again!"