For the three families, this day is of great significance, Xiao Man's pregnancy is like a bomb, directly blowing up many people around, especially Yang's mother knew that her daughter was pregnant, and came to her daughter's house that night.

Yang's father also wanted to come, but the company still had a bunch of things to deal with tomorrow, so he could only endure his strong curiosity and leave his home, but this tormented wait would not last long, and Yang's father had already planned to see his daughter the next afternoon.

"I can't think of it!"

"My daughter is going to be a mother. In the past, Mother Yang was very disgusted with her daughter, but at this moment she was full of love, rubbed her daughter's head, and said gently: "I don't know if you, an expectant mother, can be qualified." ”

"Of course!"

"I've bought a lot of books on being a mom. Yang Xiaoman pursed his lips and said angrily: "Besides... Isn't it true that everyone has a first time, and they all start from scratch? Is it true that someone is born with a way to be a mother?"

"Huh!"

"Motherhood is an innate ability. Mother Yang said seriously: "I'm very worried now, do you know what I'm worried about? I'm afraid that this girl of yours will bring the child badly, I hope the child's personality is like Xiao Xu, if it is like you... I don't even know what to do. ”

Hearing his mother's words, Yang Xiaoman almost lost his breath, and said helplessly: "Mom... Am I so unbearable?"

"Yes!"

"I don't want my child's personality to be like yours. Mother Yang said solemnly: "If it's the same as you... The child's future was ruined. ”

Yang Xiaoman is so angry, even if she is pregnant, her status is still so low in the eyes of her mother, why is the child ruined like her mother? I made so much money, if I ruined it, I would have ruined it, if I didn't lose my family a little, wouldn't I have failed my talent?

"How?"

"It seems that you are very dissatisfied with your expression!" Yang Mu frowned: "Don't think I'm joking, if it weren't for Xiao Xu's blindness... How can you have a chance to be a mother!"

Oops...

I can't stand it!

Listening to it, I felt very angry, Yang Xiaoman opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to refute, think about it, this is his life, I really hope that my mother-in-law can come, and then my identity can change, anyway, in the eyes of my mother, I will always be so unbearable.

"Mom..."

"I really like Xiao Man, there is no such thing as being blind. Xu Mang saw that Xiao Man's nose was crooked, and he smiled and took the cut cantaloupe, put it on the coffee table, and then inserted a piece with a toothpick and handed it to the queen's mouth.

(*^-^)ρ(^0^*)嗷寅~

Delicious cantaloupe,

Eat it in your mouth, sweet in your heart.

Seeing that the husband and wife are so affectionate, Mother Yang can't help but feel happy for her daughter, she used to worry about Xiaoman, worried that she can't get married, even if she is married, it is possible to find a man who doesn't love her very much, after all, her daughter's personality is very strange, she doesn't like to talk much, and she is very cold.

Who would have thought...

God has blessed such a perfect son-in-law, who is dignified and talented, and the most important thing is... He loves his daughter very much, and can tolerate his daughter's brutal character, maybe this is fate, and her daughter should have such happiness in her life.

afterwards

Mother Yang went upstairs to sleep, leaving the little couple sitting on the sofa and watching boring TV series, but Xu Mang and Xiaoman's attention was not on TV, but began to fantasize about the future.

"Huh?"

"Do you think I'm a good mother?" Yang Xiaoman snuggled in Xu Mang's arms and asked gently: "I think I'm a good mother and a good wife..."

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"You're up to you anyway. Xu Mang touched Xiao Man's stomach and asked with a puzzled expression: "I said... It's amazing that life is conceived in the womb... Can I hear my child's heartbeat now? Do you feel your child kicking you?"

"Hey!"

"I just got pregnant. Yang Xiaoman glanced at him, pinched Xu Mang's cheeks angrily, and said, "What do you look like when you have a beard? Why don't you try to keep a circle beard? I think it's very manly to keep a circle of beard." ”

Speaking of growing a beard,

Xu Mang suddenly remembered something, and said with a wicked smile: "Wife... You promised you were pregnant and you were going to cut your hair short... That kind of woman's broken hair, uneven hairstyle, full of layering, okay?"

Words fall,

took out his mobile phone and gave Xiao Man a glance at a certain celebrity's hair.

"Why is it Yui Aragaki again?" Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said with a displeased face: "Scissors can be cut... It was suddenly made me to have short hair, and I felt a little uncomfortable, after all, I had long hair for more than 20 years, and it hurt to cut it all at once. ”

"Oops..."

"You're already an expectant mother, it's time to change your look, and it's time for a beautiful girl to upgrade to a woman. Xu Mang persuaded: "Are you planning to do more than Women's Day?"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

What is a woman?

I'm forever sixteen, old lady!

"Get out!"

"If you can't speak, talk less. Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he was half dead, and said angrily: "Old lady, I belong to the ageless face, do you know what it means? I will never be old, I will always maintain a youthful and beautiful appearance, and I don't understand anything, so I will talk out loud and loud." ”

"Go away!"

"I'm annoyed..."Yang Xiaoman broke free from Xu Mang's embrace, sulking angrily.

Xu Mang: ???

Groove,

Not to mention... My temper swelled after pregnancy!

so

Has your IQ dropped?

"Wife?"

"What for!"

"You go to the bedroom to see if I'm asleep?" asked Xu Mang seriously.

"I'm annoyed..."

Then

Xiao Man got up and went to the bedroom upstairs.

Looking at this back, Xu Mang didn't know what to do for a while, his IQ really dropped significantly, but no matter what... I am her husband, I have the responsibility to support her, and I have the responsibility to protect her, this is the love that never leaves!

moment

Yang Xiaoman took a feather duster, came to the living room on the first floor angrily, stood in front of Xu Mang, and roared angrily: "Are you teasing me?"

"Oops..."

"I'll just test my IQ. Xu Mang licked his face, gently took off the feather duster, and said with a smile: "I googled it just now, and the memory of pregnant women is declining and their brains are not bright, which may be related to hormonal changes in women before and after pregnancy." ”

"Before, you were worried about your body, you suspected that you had some incurable disease, and you were suspicious every day. Xu Mang explained: "That's why this phenomenon occurs, but rest assured... A study in Turkey and Macao showed that pregnancy is more of a psychological effect. ”

"Xu Mang!"

"The old lady warns you again!"

"I'm a doctor of economics, the first place in the world mathematics competition, and I have many, many honors, have you ever seen a fool win so many awards?" Yang Xiaoman's eyes seemed to be able to emit flames, and you can imagine how much anger there was.

however

Even if you are a king, you will wilt when you meet your mother.

"I'm still your mother!" Mother Yang ran to the staircase angrily, rushed to the daughter who yelled at her son-in-law, and reprimanded: "Go to bed well when you are pregnant, rest is a very important thing for you and your children." ”

...

bedchamber

The excitement of pregnancy has passed, and at this time, Xiao Man has extreme doubts about whether her IQ has decreased, she does not believe that her IQ is reduced, it is very likely that the big pig trotters around her deliberately manipulate themselves to create an illusion.

Make yourself feel like you're really stupid...

How can it be!

The old lady has a doctorate!

"Ahem!"

"Husband~"

"Haven't you always said that I have a low IQ?" Yang Xiaoman propped himself up, sat at the head of the bed and said to Xu Mang, who was reading a book, "Can I ask you a question?"

"Speak!" Xu Mang replied indifferently.

"Have you seen Journey to the West?"

"In the ninth episode of the sequel to "Journey to the West", there is a bridge... I don't know if you remember. Yang Xiaoman said: "Fengxian County has been in drought for many years, Wukong went to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to ask for rain at the request of the county king, but the Jade Emperor did not allow it, and threatened to wait until the dog finished licking the noodles, the chicken finished eating the rice, and the fire burned the lock before it could rain." ”

"There are ten battles in the rice mountain, twenty zhang in the face of the mountain, the golden lock is one foot three or four inches long, and the lock is the thickness of a finger. Yang Xiaoman said: "Excuse me... Which is faster?"

Xu Mang put down the book in his hand, glanced at the triumphant Xiao Man, and couldn't help but show a mysterious smile.

This woman...

I actually learned to play the next set.

What a pity!

I happen to be such a boring person, and I have really studied this problem.

"Ten battles of rice mountain, calculated its weight is 75599866 kilograms, twenty battles of facing the mountain, its weight is estimated to be 267269592 kilograms, if you lock it... Flickering. Xu Mang said: "It takes 140 years for a chicken to finish eating rice, and it takes 240 years for a dog to lick the noodles." ”

"The chicken wins!" Xu Mang said.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and was almost angry with Xu Mang, but in order to maintain her IQ, she shamelessly started to be a bar.

"That's not right!"

"It's normal for chickens to eat rice, and dogs lick noodles... You belong to the abuse dog!" Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "And... If the dog often doesn't eat meat, it may eat the chicken. ”

Xu Mang: ???

This...

I can't imagine that such a smart little beauty has learned to rebel!

"That's what you say. ”

"I think the lock is broken first... First the dog will chase the chicken, and the chicken will run around, and as soon as they run, the air will be filled with flour, and then the dust will explode. Xu Mang said: "Directly blew up the dog and chicken, and then blew up the lock." ”

"You fart!"

"Isn't this blowing up the entire Heavenly Court?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "The composition of air and immortal qi is obviously different. ”

Xu Mang couldn't listen to it anymore, so he directly set the character of this stupid topic, and threatened: "Dog fast! Because there is nothing left for licking the dog!"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

Mother, I...

You can't really be a fool, do you?

......