Chapter 838: Clever Little Baby (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

"Dad......" The little guy saw Fang Yuan standing in front of him, and subconsciously wanted to open his mouth to call Dad, but then reacted.

"Hello customer, what would you like to buy?" asked the little one with a smile.

She's getting more and more proficient.

"How much is this?" Fang Yuan asked, pointing to a small monkey doll.

"Ten bucks. The little one looked at it and immediately replied.

"And how much does this Ponyo cost?"

"That costs twenty bucks. ”

"Then I want these two, and they are all less money?"

"This one is going to be ......"

The little one immediately stretched out her ten fingers, and found that it was not enough.

hurriedly grabbed Fang's mother's hand, wanting to borrow her use.

"Little fool, didn't grandma teach you?

"Equal to three. The little guy didn't want to blurt it out.

It seems that she really memorized these simple calculations.

"Ten is one followed by a zero, twenty is two followed by a zero, one plus two equals three, zero plus zero equals how much?"

"Equal to zero. ”

"So, ten plus twenty, the number equal is a three in the front and a zero in the back, right?"

The little one nodded.

"And what is that number?"

"Thirty?" the little one asked, still a little uncertain.

"Yes, thirty, ten plus twenty equals thirty, do you know how to calculate it next time?"

"Well, the front adds up to the front, and the back adds up to the back. The little one said happily.

"By the way, you're such a smart baby. ”

Mother Fang touched her head, she was really relieved, and her time-consuming and laborious teaching during this time was in vain.

"Thirty dollars, give the money. The little guy knew the answer, and immediately stretched out his little hand to ask Fang Yuan for money.

But Fang Yuan didn't give money immediately, but continued to ask, "Boss, I buy two pieces, can you give me a cheaper?"

"Huh?" the little one was surprised.

"How much cheaper do you want?"

"Twenty-five bucks cheaper. ”

"II...... Twenty-five?" the little one's eyes widened.

Scratching the little head, I finally figured it out, but it was useless.

You're deliberately embarrassing me for being fat ——, my baby.

"Okay then, you give me twenty-five dollars. ”

Fang Yuan: -_-||

"You're mistaken, I mean twenty-five dollars cheaper, not asking you to sell me twenty-five dollars. ”

"How much is that?"

"I'm going to ask you about this?" Fang Yuan smirked.

The little guy stared at him and didn't speak, always feeling that the big bad guy dad was working on a bad idea.

"Are you selling it or not?" Fang Yuan asked as he pretended to be impatient.

The little one looked at her grandmother for help, and with her help, she finally figured out that it was five dollars.

But instead of giving her five yuan, Fang Yuan gave her twenty yuan.

Then he pointed to the small treasure chest next to him and asked, "This is sold for ten yuan, right?"

The little guy was a little dazed by Fang Yuan, and nodded dumbly.

"Then I'll buy another one. So saying, he picked up her little treasure chest.

"Hurry up and find me money. Fang Yuan urged.

The little guy looked at the twenty yuan in his hand, and then at Fang Yuan, she was completely dizzy.

Just when Fang's mother was thinking about whether to help her, she suddenly stretched out her hand, handed back the twenty yuan and said, "I won't sell it, return the things to me, hurry up and go away." ”

Radius:( ̄△ ̄;)

That's not what he wants.

"Really, you're just making trouble, aren't you doing this to hit the little guy's self-confidence?" Father Fang said dissatisfiedly beside him.

"That's right, Xinxin has just learned, how can it be so difficult to do it all at once. Even the old man spoke dissatisfiedly.

"Yes, you have to guide slowly, how can you be so reckless. He Liuqing also spoke.

Only Lan Caiyi didn't speak, staring at him with his arms folded, looking at the posture, it was better to say.

"Okay, okay. Fang Yuan smiled and put everything back.

Then he took out five dollars and handed it to the little one, and then picked up the two dolls again.

"Is that okay?" Fang Yuan asked.

The little guy looked at the five yuan in his hand and nodded with satisfaction.

"Can I buy this box again now?"

Fang Yuan didn't dare to say a treasure word, for fear of arousing the vigilance of the little guy.

said and handed over the ten dollars directly.

But the little one was faster than he was, and the little paw was pressed against her little treasure chest at once.

He looked at Fang Yuan with a vigilant face and said, "This is not for sale?"

"Why don't you sell it, don't you have ten yuan written on it?" Fang Yuan asked in some surprise.

Piggy is smart.

"Are you a fool to me? I have a hundred dollars in my chest. The little guy said proudly.

Then he took it off the coffee table and held it in his arms.

"Then why did you write ten yuan, and you didn't sell it when you wrote it, how could it work?" Fang Yuan was a little anxious.

"Why not? I'll just leave it here to play, grandma told me that 100 dollars is the biggest money, and you want to buy me so much money with a small ten yuan? I'm not a big fool. ”

Fang Yuan: "......"

Fang Yuan was stunned by her and had nothing to say.

The crowd couldn't help but laugh.

"Then how about I use these hundred dollars in my hand to buy your box?" Fang Yuan said unrelentingly.

The little guy doesn't speak, just uses the phrase "?? looked at him.

"What do you mean by that?" Fang Yuan said unhappily.

"Is Daddy stupid? You want to buy my real money with your fake money? You want to cheat me out of my money, right?"

The little one's wary eyes.

See through his trick and smile triumphantly.

Let Fang Yuan be depressed.

At the same time, I sighed in my heart that the little guy is smart and not easy to deceive.

"Then these toys of yours are also real, why can we buy them with fake money?" Fang Yuan continued to argue.

"I don't like these toys anyway, and you adults don't play with them, but you spend money?" said the little one.

And the reasoning is also reasonable.

Mother Fang couldn't help but hug her and kissed her on the forehead.

"My little girl, you're so right, your father, he just wants to cheat you out of money. ”

The granddaughter is so smart, Fang's mother is so happy.

"Mom, I didn't want to cheat her out of money, I couldn't talk nonsense, I was just playing games with her. Fang Yuan shouted aggrieved.

"Hmph, don't think I didn't see it, you've been staring at my little treasure chest, are you trying to steal me?" said the little guy vigilantly.

"I'm not rare for your little treasure chest. ”

"I can buy a lot of delicious food with the money in my pocket. When the little guy heard this, he immediately defended loudly.

The implication is that her little treasure chest is precious, why can't you look down on it?

"Then I'm not rare, I have more money than you have in your box. ”

"I don't believe it, you show it to me. ”

"Uh......" Fang Yuan really couldn't take it out, who put so much cash on him.

Besides, he commutes to and from work every day, and there is no place to spend money, and even if he spends money, he pays with his mobile phone.

"I knew you were cheating, and all your money was given to those brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts. The little guy said.

"When did I give money to my brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts?" Fang Yuan felt strange when he heard this.

"It's before, I also gave it to you together, and I gave a lot, a lot. The little guy said.

Fang Yuan was a little stunned when he heard this, he was talking about giving out red envelopes during the Spring Festival.

"That's right, I gave all the money to my brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, and now I'm so poor, you can give me some money. Fang Yuan cried with a sad face, pretending to be poor.

"No, if you want money, go to your wife and ask for it. The little one immediately hugged her little treasure chest, for fear of being snatched away.

"Why should I find a wife?" Fang Yuan felt a little strange when he heard this.

"Because wives have money. ”

"Who told you?"

Fang Yuan felt strange, and everyone also thought it was strange, why did the little guy think like this.

"Because grandpa is just asking his wife for money. ”

The little guy learned Fang's father's voice as he spoke, and said to the other party's mother in a thick voice: "Wife, I've run out of money again, you can give me some more money." ”

After speaking, he learned Fang's mother's sharp voice and said, "Why did you run out so quickly?"

......

Watch the little guy play grandpa for a while, and grandma for a while.

Except for Fang's father, who made a big red face, everyone else couldn't help but burst into laughter.