At half past one in the afternoon,

Yang Xiaoman spent time in confusion and anxiety, since he knew that Xu Mang's mother was a housewife, and he especially liked the kind of girl who was very good at cooking, Xiaoman became a little depressed, and originally planned to spend the afternoon reviewing mathematics.

But...

What else is this reviewing, how important is it to become the daughter-in-law of Xu's mother and daughter-in-law after the first place in the National College Student Mathematics Competition!

"Recipes..."

""Three Hundred Home Cooking", "Basic Steps of Ningshi Cuisine", "Modu Benbang Cuisine"..."

Yang Xiaoman bought more than a dozen recipes online at a time, and the address was of course at his home in the magic capital.

Alas...

At the end of this competition, be sure to study the cooking well.

Yang Xiaoman has made up her mind to become a good wife and mother who can cook, but she has encountered another problem, who will try it?

Just Dad!

He has nothing to taboo about.

"Huh?"

"Xiao Man?" Xu Mang sat at the head of the bed, playing Hearthstone, glanced at Xiao Man with a sad face beside him, and asked curiously, "Do you want to go shopping in Qingda?"

"Don't go!"

"I'm annoyed, old lady!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and couldn't help asking, "What hobbies does your dad usually have?"

"My dad?"

"Uh..." Xu Mang thought for a long time, and said silently: "Smoking, drinking, rubbing hemp... Only don't burn your head. ”

"Your dad is fine. Yang Xiaoman nodded: "When the time comes, I will take a little wine from my father's collection from home, and those wines have been put away for a long time, usually he just glances at it, wipes the ashes on it, and doesn't dare to drink it." ”

This...

If this is taken away by Xiaoman, the old man is afraid that he will go crazy!

“...”

"Just buy a little bit of it. Xu Mang said with a frightened face: "Don't take out your father's private wine and give it away, I'm afraid he won't be able to stand this stimulation." ”

"Why?"

"My dad has been through ups and downs for so many years, and a few bottles of wine can still send him to the hospital?" Yang Xiaoman said with a disdainful face.

Not to mention,

Really!

Xu Mang, as a man, understands men's minds best, some things are the bottom line, no one can touch them, according to his father-in-law's level of wealth, money is no longer a problem, it is estimated that he likes to engage in collectibles, and those wines are one of his hobbies.

From Xiao Man's words just now, it can be analyzed that those wines are very likely to be the whole of the old man's life.

I

XU Mang,

Not the son-in-law of a pit old man!

At this point,

Xu Mang glanced at Xiao Man, uh... His daughter cheated on him, so it's none of my business.

“...”

"You can go!" Yang Xiaoman turned his head and said to Xu Mang: "I'm going to read, remember to come back before six o'clock in the afternoon." ”

"Huh?"

"Oh..."Xu Mang got up happily and rushed out of the room.

Hearing the sound of the door closing, Yang Xiaoman secretly clicked on a video of cooking vegetables.

"Welcome to watch cooking every day, today we are going to make wide oil bamboo rats!"

"Prepare a bamboo rat with a lot of worries!"

"Ready..."

...

Xu Mang, who has been freed, is wandering around the campus of Qing University, he is looking for the next group of victims, the Department of Physics and the Department of Mathematics have just finished huo, and it is estimated that his affairs have spread, and if he goes there again, he will be caught in the net.

Computer science department?

Or is it a material department?

"Hello classmates. ”

"How do I get to the materials department building?" asked Xu Manchong, a fairly average girl.

"See that building?" said the girl, "that's the building of the Materials Department." ”

"Thank you. ”

Xu Mang was about to leave, but was stopped by this girl.

"Alas!"

"You're pretty handsome. The girl smiled and said, "Add a WeChat?"

"Don't add!"

Words fall,

Xu Mang ran away.

Girls: @#¥%...... & amp;

soon

Xu Mang came to the door of the Department of Materials, and the reason why he came to the Department of Materials was that he wanted to get some feedback, what is the real user situation of the database and intelligent synthesis software he developed in the top three universities.

Initially

Xu Mang wanted to go directly to the laboratory to have a look, but for the sake of unnecessary trouble, he still looked for the injection of the Department of Materials first, and asked him about the situation first, so Xu Mang decided to use one of his identities, the special existence of the honorary deputy director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science.

"Hello classmates. ”

"May I ask where is the office of the dean of the department of materials?" Xu Mang caught a boy who was not tall and looked like he was easy to bully, and asked with a serious face: "I am the honorary deputy director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science, and I have something to do with the head of your department." ”

“？？？”

WTF？

What honorary deputy director?

I'm afraid it's not a liar!

The boy's vigilance was very high, and he looked at Xu Mang cautiously, but he couldn't stand Xu Mang's eyes that radiated justice, and said silently: "The head of the department is not here, or you can find the deputy director, he is on the fourth floor." ”

"Thank you. ”

After saying goodbye,

Xu Mang hurriedly ran to the fourth floor, and sure enough, he found the deputy director's office.

"We should be... The same level, right?" Xu Mang took out a sign with the words 'Honorary Deputy Director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science', but there was no name, and it looked like a fake * certificate at a glance.

In fact

This is a false testimony.

In order to fool Yang Jian's son-in-law, the principal deliberately made a fake brand for Xu Mang, so that he could maintain the database with peace of mind, not to have any dissatisfaction with reality, and to be full of hope.

The depth of the routine is simply outrageous.

Bang bang bang!

After a request to enter, Xu Mang pushed the door in.

"Are you?" a middle-aged man looked at Xu Mang curiously.

"I am the honorary deputy director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science, and my surname is Xu. Xu Mang said solemnly: "I came here to ask if the materials science database and intelligent synthesis software developed by Fuda meet your expectations, and whether there is any need for improvement." ”

“？？？”

What the?

Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science?

Is there such a department?

The middle-aged man looked at Xu Mang with a confused expression, seeing that this person's age was not very old, and there was a salted fish smell all over his body, especially his eyes... Pick it off and press it directly on the dead fish, without any sense of disobedience.

"You..."

"Are you really the honorary deputy director of the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science?" asked the middle-aged man.

“...”

"Really!" Xu Mang hurriedly took out the certificate given by the principal of Fuda University, handed it to the middle-aged man, and said, "This is my certificate, please take a look." ”

After getting the documents, the middle-aged man almost died of anger.

Boy...

Is it so rough?

Do all the scammers in these years dare to deceive the deputy director of the Department of Materials of Qingdao University?

He's insulting my intelligence!

however

The deputy director of the Department of Materials at Tsinghua University is also a boring person, he did not choose to call the security guard at the first time, but played a game of cat and tiger with Xu Mang.

When the boring deputy director of the Department of Materials of Qingda met the even more boring Xu Mang, it was destined to collide with a blazing spark.

"Deputy Xu, the database and software are very good, but... I would like to make a few comments. The deputy director said: "I wish the database could be a little more advanced, because a lot of the data is junk data and has no value at all." ”

"If this data is still stored in the database, it will only take up a lot of space and waste limited resources. The deputy director said: "Deputy Xu, can this problem be improved, and I want you to give me an answer in person, an answer to solve the problem." ”

I'll go!

This...

That's a lot of difficulty!

Xu Mang thought about it for a while, and soon he found a very perfect solution, adding a completely new algorithm to solve this problem.

however

How does this algorithm calculate?

"I'm sorry... Let me think about it. Xu Mang said embarrassedly but politely.

"Good!"

"I can wait for you!" said the deputy director seriously.

Sure enough, it's a liar!

Seeing Xu Mang frowning and looking cute, the deputy director directly labeled Xu Mang as a 'liar'.

No nonsense,

Call security!

The deputy director silently pressed an emergency button on the landline, as long as this button was pressed, the school security department would respond quickly and rush to the place of the incident within three minutes.

This button is set up to deal with emergencies, and in order to protect the lives of important scientific research workers, Tsingda has spent a lot of money to build this rapid response system by a professional security team.

Thirty seconds later,

Xu Mang said solemnly: "Deputy Director, after my thinking, I can give you a reply, I will add a data use weighting algorithm to the database in the future, this calculation process is like this." ”

"Weight value = usage + reading + attenuation, according to the daily operation of different users, the proportion of a certain data is calculated. ”

"Usage is the amount of data used, the amount of reading is the amount of data that users have read, and the attenuation amount is the amount of data that has not been used or read for a long time. Xu Mang paused and continued: "According to the three conditions, calculate the final value of the data, and then compare it with the same kind to present the data with the highest value to the user. ”

"Of course!"

"It is also possible to perform deeper optimizations to calculate the characteristics of the user based on the ID of each computer and the ID of the software. ”

"For example... A student is researching nanomaterials, and the database background will optimize the data of nanomaterials through calculations to provide better services to this student. Xu Mang said: "In-depth optimization requires a period of research and development..."

"Because it takes about two weeks to make a special mathematical model and then calculate the data through the cosine formula..."Xu Mang said this, glanced at the deputy director with a shocked face, and asked indifferently: "Are you satisfied with this method?"

This...

Are all the crooks in these years IQ at the graduate level?

"You..."

"You...", the deputy director of the Department of Materials Science and Technology of Tsinghua University, asked cautiously, "Are you really from the Institute of Materials Science and Computer Science?"

"That's right!"

"Haven't you seen your work permit?" Xu Mang asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

The deputy director glanced at the work card on the table, is this really a work card? This is 10,000 times rougher than the meal card ten years ago!

"Does this institute really exist?" the deputy director asked, "what kind of honorary deputy director are you?"

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Feelings: Did he treat me like a liar?

Then I'll talk so much for nothing!

"I'm not a liar!"

"Actually, I am..."

Xu Mang was halfway through speaking, when two security uncles suddenly broke in, and without saying a word, they rushed towards Xu Mang.

Xu Mang: Σ('д′*ノ)ノ

I'll go!

What's going on?

What are you going to do?

In order to ensure the safety of the deputy director, the security uncle directly arrested Xu Mang.

......