Of course, if you have enough money, you can directly make a margin of $10 billion, buy a $100 billion short contract in the stock index futures market of Europe, the United States and Japan, leave it alone, and then sell it when it falls by 10%, so that you can directly get a profit of $10 billion. However, this money can only be made on the premise of ensuring that the $100 billion short contract can be sold smoothly.

Fortunately, the stock index futures market in Europe, the United States and Japan is huge, the oil futures market is huge, the calculation power of the aunt's 'milk' and 'milk' is "super flowing", and the good thing is that the aunt's 'milk' and 'milk' are "quick to see and move", and it is still not difficult to use a margin of 5 billion US dollars to earn 10 billion US dollars in less than 10 days.

On September 10th, the staff meeting of Lanyin Group was officially opened, and more than 2,000 people gathered together from provincial and ministerial officials, famous entrepreneurs, well-known managers, investment experts, executives, 'traders', employee representatives, and guests from the alma mater of the old hooligans.

It was a unique conference, with no dogmatic speeches and no drowsy speeches. Representatives of various branches of Lanyin Group came to the stage, and various partners came to the stage, as long as they focused on the theme of "science and technology to create a better life", they could speak freely.

Many officials and CEOs of state-owned enterprises who came to the conference secretly praised: This face, in Huaxia, only Lanyin Group can do it.

As the boss of the group, of course, the old rascal had to say a few words, but he said for less than three minutes, and only listened to him: "Today, everyone gathers together and can speak freely." But I hope that after this conference, everyone can remember the several major creeds of Lanyin Group: first, science and technology create a better life, Lanyin Group will spare no effort to develop advanced technology, and use these advanced technologies to improve the life of every working person; Second, do not do evil, do a social responsibility, is the second major creed of Lanyin Group, which means that Lanyin will not make black money, will always be keen on charity, care for the weak; third, that is, haha, that is, everyone who has money to earn together! Okay, I'll just say these three sentences, leave the time for you, and I'll say two more at the end of the afternoon. ”

Although the old rascal is not very good at singing, but now his voice is still full of energy, these three sentences, if ordinary people say it, it is estimated that no one will pay attention, but after the old rascal finished speaking, it was exchanged for the applause of more than 2,000 people in the audience.

Subsequently, representatives from all walks of life came up one after another, but it is obvious that many people are better than the eloquence of the old hooligans, especially the "Mr. Ma" of Alibaba, he came to power, and his eloquence was applauded, a bit of a point to the country, and the feeling of "exciting" the words.

The representative of Goldman Sachs took the stage, and the American, in front of more than 2,000 people and cameras, shouted for Lanyin Group, saying that Goldman Sachs would spare no effort to support Lanyin.

This year is still relatively "tender", the company's influence is not big enough "Baidu Li" also came to power, of course, he is mainly boasting about how the scale of the Internet market will develop in the future, and how important search will become.

Tencent's old horse also came to power, and he boasted about how important and convenient instant messaging would become in the future.

Zhao Danyang came to the stage, he smiled and said, Compared with the few just now, I am a nobody.

So the whole audience burst into laughter!

A nobody with assets of more than 10 billion!

Then he said, we have to take Boss Li as an example, what he says to make money, 90% of it can make money, and what he doesn't do, 99% will be risky.

This is of course his experience, and it is also the experience of many people in the venue.

This remark caused another burst of laughter.

However, the old rascal smiled bitterly, and said in his heart: Father-in-law, what do you want to do with me if you arrange my 'daughter' in law like this? What kind of business will the 'daughter' son-in-law do in the future, everyone will imitate it, can the 'daughter' son-in-law still make money?

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Of course, Liang Yajing and Leonardo from the red bean edge also came, and Liang Yajing of course looked at the 'jing' Ying on the stage, and her eyes were shining. As for Leonardo, he has made up his mind more than once: I must become a master, and Boss Li will invite me to go up and say a few words in the future.

Obviously, these two people are still small horns in the venue and can't get on the stage.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the conference finally came to an end, and the old rascals took the stage again;

"A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, I saw a lot of middle and low-level managers of Lanyin Company and employee representatives on the production line, many of them were so excited that their faces were flushed, I guess you all have a dream in your heart, dream that one day, you can also come up and talk about it. Well, that's a good ideal. ”

Seeing that the enthusiasm of the audience is still undiminished.

The old rascal said: "Lanyin will give each employee a full development platform, Lanyin will be a very humane 'human' company, Lanyin will be a very promising company, so let's wait for another 7 years, in 2008, when China opened the Olympics, let us gather together, look back, see how far our Lanyin, our home, have come!"

As he spoke, the old rascal pointed to the audience and shouted:

"Look at you again, how far have you come!"

Thunderous applause!

Offstage, Yang Fei'er, Wang Zixuan, and Zhang Baoxiu who was hiding behind, Jun Zhixian who came to join in the fun, that Xiao Ke, Liu Qing and other 'women' who had some "relationship" with the old hooligan, looked at him with such a hot look.

In the audience, those leaders, those 'elite' elites in the business world, and those middle and low-level personnel, the mood is surging.

Everyone, not so much moved by the old rascal, is moved by themselves.

Because, this conference gave them hope, gave them confidence, or aroused their 'jade' hope of success and became the 'jade' hope of becoming a master.

The four-star hotels in Xijing City are full, and the old hooligans have also provided an opportunity for many business 'elites' to "'exchange' flow".

Of course, the evening drinking party was very lively, but when the chips were 'crossed', the old rascal had a feeling like he was in a dream.

On the evening of September 11;

After the old rascal finished bathing, he deliberately sat on the sofa, occupied the remote control, and watched the news program of Phoenix Satellite TV in a rare way.

'Bang' Zi Guomei 'Female' Jun Ji Hyun has also lived in the villa these days, she finished bathing, and also walked in, and saw the old hooligan watching the news, and said with great interest: "Brother Yifan, you behaved so 'fine' yesterday!"

"Really, why didn't you praise me yesterday?" said the old rascal.

"Yesterday, you were drunk, and today, you don't get up until the afternoon!" said the savage 'girlfriend' with a characteristic smile.

The old rascal threw away the remote control, kicked off his slippers, walked to the sofa, and said in Korean: "Little Cairou, use your little hands, peel a few grapes, and give them to me." ”

Jun Ji-hyun was moved by the atmosphere of the venue yesterday, which she couldn't experience in the entertainment industry, she experienced the demeanor of business leaders, and the demeanor of these people is much more 'fascinating' than many superstars in her entertainment industry.

She sat next to her, peeled a grape, and sent it to the old rascal's mouth, and the old rascal smiled and said, "Little Cairou, feed Rand with your little mouth!"

The barbarian 'girl' friend suddenly blushed: "One, Brother Fan, Wang, Wang, they will come in in a while." ”

The old rascal stretched out his strange hand and said, "Don't worry, they can't get out of the shower for an hour, and now it's only been 10 minutes, I've calculated the time, and no one comes in!" After speaking, he pulled down her head and kissed her.

I have to say that the old rascal is shameless, he can be regarded as 'touching' the heart of the 'female', knowing that this girl has no defense against him now.

A 'kiss' came over, and the old rascal's mood was so 'excited'!

"Finally let so-and-so rain be cuckolded after 2008!" he thought shamelessly.

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Then, the two hugged each other, and 'kissed' and 'touched'. It lasted for ten minutes, and the old rascal was afraid that the daughters-in-law would really suddenly enter, so he let go.

The brutal 'girl' friend's face is blushing.

Cheating is a very stinging 'exciting' thing!

After letting go, in order to show her nervousness and shyness, the savage 'girlfriend' hurriedly ran away and ran to the guest room that belonged to her.

The old rascal 'touched' his lips, sniffed his hands, and laughed.

"911", according to the memory of the old rascal's past life, happened!

In less than half a minute, he and Yang Fei'er and Wang Zixuan of TV received more than a dozen phone calls, from "pilot" apprentices, Antonio Keys, business partners, relatives and friends, etc.

"Husband, the world situation may be about to change!" Wang Zixuan looked at the TV screen and said solemnly.

"Of course, the situation in the world has changed, and the grove is going to war. Baby, if those Americans are still in the mood, let them participate in the speculation of oil futures, aiming for an 8% increase. The old rascal thought for a moment and reported a "relatively low" number.

Wang Zixuan sighed and said, "How can they be in the mood? A few months ago, they were still working in the Twin Towers, if you hadn't asked them to move closer to the 'exchange' office, it is estimated that they would not have escaped disaster at this time!"

Yang Fei'er was puzzled and said, "Zixuan, weren't they called by their husbands to Xijing for a meeting?"

After saying this, the two 'women' looked at the old rascal in surprise, and the old rascal smiled and said, "What are you doing? Husband, I have the ability to predict the future?" haha!"

But it is clear that the two 'women' do not believe that he has this ability.

However, Wang Zixuan was puzzled: "You, you won't use your smart program to listen to the phone records of terrorists, right?"

The old rascal rolled his eyes: "God, you good baby is too rich in associative ability!"

At this time, the 'stick' Zi Guomei 'woman' ran in with a soft pillow and said nervously: "Brother Yifan, beauty, the United States..."

The old rascal said to Wang Zixuan at this time: "Okay, you ask Antonio Case, if he is a rational or competent investment expert, he should listen to the boss and me, and participate in the speculation of oil futures, I think, oil futures are now rising sharply, I don't know if they have risen by 8%. ”

Wang Zixuan sighed: "Forget it, I don't want Mr. Case and them to think that we are taking advantage of the fire to rob! We don't make this money, didn't you say yesterday that you won't do evil, don't you make money with a clear conscience?"

The old rascal rolled his eyes again: "This is called a bad conscience? God, the wrong person, right? In the financial market, you eat me, and I eat you." Everyone is just taking advantage of this incident to play. Well, the 'female' person is soft-hearted at the critical time! Since she doesn't want to make this money, she won't make it, and her husband is not short of this money. ”

Wang Zixuan wrinkled his cute nose and said dissatisfiedly: "Hmph, dare to be angry with me?"

The old rascal hurriedly took her in his arms and coaxed: "Hehe, little baby, how dare you be angry with you!"

Wang Zixuan pushed him away: "Hmph, your heart is too cold, so many people have died, although they are Americans, most of them are ordinary people." Although the relationship between China and the United States is not very good, ordinary people are not guilty, and those who are guilty are those politicians and conglomerates. ”

The virtuous Yang Fei'er hurriedly said: "Okay, Zixuan, husband, don't fight, let Zhixian laugh at us!"

The old rascal said to his savage 'girlfriend': "Go back to the house!"

The international financial market has abruptly changed, the stock market has plummeted, and commodity futures have skyrocketed.

This night, as the old rascal remembers, was a sleepless night.

The next day, the old hooligan donated $10 million to the American Red Cross in the name of Lanyin Charity, Lanyin Electronics, Lanyin Investment, and Lanyin Film and Television.

Immediately after the news was announced, I received a thank you letter!

However, how do they know that overnight, the aunt's 'milk' and 'milk' have already earned several times the profit of $1 billion in stock index futures in Europe and Japan, and oil futures that have not been closed.

Huaxia, Beijing;

The dignified old man browsed the information urgently sent by the secretary, and when he saw the end, he said with a smile: "Li Xiaozi is okay to do things, donate 10 million US dollars, hehe, for a multinational company, it is a more appropriate number." ”

The secretary smiled: "Chief, in addition to Lan Yin Charity, he donated in the name of Lan Yin American Company. Come to think of it, he robbed the United States of a lot of money last year, and now I want to give them some back. Or, this guy secretly robbed a lot of money this time, and $10 million is just a few dollars. ”

"Li Xiaozi is very wealthy, last time he donated 100 million US dollars to South Africa to fight AIDS, and promised to donate 100 million every year, hehe, the president of South Africa personally called the chairman to thank him. However, this 100 million US dollars has caused many people in China to have a lot of opinions: How many hope primary schools can be built with 100 million US dollars, and how many laid-off workers can be arranged? However, these people are very short-sighted. Hehe, Li Xiaozi donated 100 million, but swaggered and killed three elephants and one cheetah, is this what Western countries call the freedom of money?" the old man also shook his head and sighed.

"Hehe, chief, Boss Li's businessmen are all unprofitable, although Boss Li is more benevolent than ordinary businessmen. At the conference the day before yesterday, he had several major creeds to make money together, which should be the principle of his business, hehe, chief, I think the boss Zhao at the conference said it well, 90% of what Boss Li does is profitable, and 99% of what he doesn't do may be a loss. ”

The old man laughed: "That's reasonable!" Then he changed his words and said solemnly: "Huaxia can breathe a sigh of relief now, it has been a good period of development for a few years! Who do you have to thank for? Hehe, thanks to the terrorists? Between countries, there are only interests..."

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