Chapter 202: Lao Tzu's Twenty-Meter Broadsword [Ask for Customization]

Ye Tian sighed in his heart, a forest elephant is so polite, unlike in the city, now even an old man has fallen, and he doesn't dare to help them one by one.

What a man is better than an elephant!

But who dares to help the elephant, I'm afraid it's too short!

It's like a man like him, whether it's a wall or a dick, a man who even dares to help an elephant dare to do this.

When I think about it, my heart is happy.

And at this very moment.

Woohoo!

The elephant's trunk that Ye Tian was holding suddenly spewed out two streams of water, hurried and slow, spraying directly on Ye Tian's face, Ye Tian was in mid-air at this time, he couldn't use force at all, and he didn't have any defense, the most important thing was that the distance was short, and he couldn't prevent it at all!

Seeing the water, his mind went blank, and then Ye Tian was blown away.

Gollum!

This strength was sufficient, which made Ye Tian turn over several times.

The sailors in the live broadcast room were also stunned, completely stunned by this scene.

In fact, just now the forest elephant handed out the trunk, it really looked like a person pulling a fallen person, the outstretched hand, so polite, they were stunned, this forest elephant is so smart!

Especially when they heard Ye Tian's brazen praise, they basically believed it.

However, before Ye Tian could stand up, he was sprayed away.

“6666”

“666666”

"The anchor was tricked by an elephant!"

"Damn! It's so fierce! This mouthful of saliva, the anchor flies. ”

"This forest elephant is a good routine! It turns out that water has already been prepared in the mouth to help the anchor, and then squirt away, this.... What a scheming!"

"I played the anchor head-on, and the first time I saw it, I took this forest elephant. ”

"Now, every elephant can play tricks!"

"I'm still too young, and I just thought that picture was very loving, and then I saw the anchor being blown away by the water. ”

......

Everyone was stunned by the actions of this forest elephant, including Ye Tian, who was completely stunned.

He thought that the forest elephant was really here to help him, but he never expected that he would be tricked by a forest elephant.

He is so cocky, handsome, handsome, and suave, punching the Nanshan Nursing Home and kicking the existence of the Beihai Kindergarten, he was tricked by a brute.

It's bearable!

Lao Tzu has repeatedly tolerated you, just bully Lao Tzu, and spit on me, and spit on me so far.

This is trampling on his dignity and self-esteem.

He also wants to save face, okay?

In front of fans around the world, it's embarrassing to be insulted like this, okay?

If he doesn't do something now, it will be very embarrassing, a generation of heroes was bullied by a forest elephant.

How will he behave in the future?

Boil over!

The fire is surging!

Immediately jumped up from the ground, regardless of the wet body, the face was still a little painful, one hand pinched the waist, the other pointed to the front, eyes like lightning, very imposing roar: "Brother Xiang, I will give you a chance to reorganize the language, otherwise I will beat you now and kneel down and call Dad! I am very serious, I am super serious! I am angry, even I am afraid of myself!"

In the live video, a handsome but a little embarrassed figure pointed to a strong and tall forest elephant very imposingly, and said condescending words, which looked harmonious and made people feel refreshed when they watched it.

“6666”

“6666666”

“233333333”

"23333, give you a chance to reorganize the language, or you will kneel down and call Dad!"

"Damn, although the anchor said it is very imposing, but I can see it no matter what, this picture is all comedy style?"

"I'm serious, I'm angry, even I'm afraid!Forgive me for laughing unkindly, hahaha~~~"

"Hahahaha~~ I'm laughing to death, hahahahaha~~ I can't stop at all!!"

"Although the anchor is very manly now, my daughter-in-law and I are always laughing happily, hey, I seem to hear the boss's laughter, wait,! The boss is behind me....."

"My stomach hurts when I laugh, I was still working just now, and then I slapped my boss in the face with laughter, I don't know if I will be fired today, damn, hahahaha~~ Even if I am fired, I want to laugh. ”

......

It's really Ye Tian's appearance, equipped with this occasion, the cruel words released are too inappropriate, this is simply watching a nonsensical funny movie, because you don't know what will happen in the next moment.

The forest elephant looked confused, his nose flicked around, what was this guy who was just playing with him doing? What was he talking about? Was he praising him?

The elephant's eyes suddenly lit up, his nose was erected, and with a bend, he fired.

In fact, elephants like to play in the water, and to express kindness like a companion is to spray water, because they are familiar with you, so they spit on you, which is probably what it means.

Of course, Ye Tian doesn't think so, after all, whoever is playing with you is spitting on you without warning, you are sick!

Ye Tian felt bad when he saw the elephant's trunk stand up, but the water that squirted out was too fast.

I only had time to roar in my heart: Iron!

His head was suddenly as hard as steel.

While!

It slammed into his head and knocked him down again, so powerful that it was like the sound of steel colliding.

"it!"

Suddenly turned two heels again, although the skull didn't hurt, but I felt so wronged.

Lao Tzu helped you save the little elephant in the forest, and you still bullied Lao Tzu, really thinking that Lao Tzu was pinched in the mud.

touched his head and stood up again, and roared angrily: "Damn elephant, why don't you come again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu took out a twenty-meter knife and stabbed you to death, for the sake of our friendship, I will let you run nineteen meters first, Lao Tzu is so generous." ”

As he spoke, he took out his sharp blade, well, only twenty centimeters, and glared fiercely at the forest elephant, as if he wanted to make a few holes in the elephant's head.

“23333”

“2333333”

"Take out Lao Tzu's twenty-meter broadsword, and let you run nineteen meters first!"

"6666....Lao Tzu is so generous!"

"Obviously, I should sympathize with the anchor at this time, but why do I have no fluctuations in my heart, I still want to laugh. ”

"Hahaha~~~ Forgive me for finally holding back and laughing unkindly. ”

"MDZZ, anchor, you are blind in the forest! 20 centimeters, you dare to blow 20 meters, I 18 centimeters, I have never dared to say, for fear that the female hooligan will find me. ”

"6666....God Eighteen Centimeters!"

The anchor said: Believe it or not, Lao Tzu took out 20 centimeters, female water friend, let you run 19 centimeters first. ”

"Nima, this car is out of control. ”

"Oh yo hold the grass! My old waist has overturned again. ”

"Hey, the demon spirit! I'm overturning again, where am I?I'm in room 666 in the betta live broadcast room, hurry up~"

"What are you talking about? Why don't I understand? Don't you care about the anchor now, will you be killed by the forest elephant? After all, the anchor is completely provoking the forest elephant by doing this now. ”

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