"Hey, hey, Xia Xia, what are you going to think about? Yiyi has been starved to death by Xia Xia. Xia Xia is making breakfast for Yiyi today, but it's really a good or bad Xia Xia. ”

Literature and art soon came out of the guest room where Lou Shang was.

The time that the Cultural Ambassador spent in Master Lou Shang's room was much shorter than expected in the fifth summer.

In this case, most of the time it is because literature and art are really hungry.

As long as she still has the strength to walk, the coquettish enchantress will definitely think of idol plots such as feeding the master porridge with her own hands.

The fifth summer used a Spanish ham slicing knife, from a whole Joselito ham, a piece of ham as thin as a cicada's wings, directly stuffed into Wenyi's mouth.

Then, literature and art were instantly quiet.

Anyone who loves meat can't resist the temptation of Joselito ham.

If you haven't been able to understand the deliciousness of ham, it's probably because you haven't eaten Joselito freshly cut.

100% purebred, at least 48 months, raised on acorn, stocked in an environment that makes the pigs happy.

Japanese Wagyu cows, which grew up listening to music, are not necessarily treated as well as Joselito purebreds.

Talent is such a strange thing sometimes.

For example, knife work.

In the fifth summer, it is actually a super difficult skill to easily slice a good ham.

In Spain, cutting ham has become a professional discipline that takes five years of college to master.

During this period, there are only two chances to obtain the certificate.

Once the certificate is obtained, it is a starting salary of 4,500 euros, plus various benefits, and the company spends at least 8,000 euros per month on a "ham slicer".

Professional ham slicers are so expensive that they are far beyond the acceptable range of ordinary ham companies and small restaurants, so much so that more and more Spanish hams are machine-cut.

The machine, even though it can cut out a standard and uniform ham slice, lacks the aura of pure handwork, and it cannot follow the different texture of each ham to slice.

This is like Lou Shang's wine evaluation.

Although the machine can accurately analyze the composition of the wine, the analysis of the machine has never been soulless.

"Ah Xia Xia, have you done something sorry for Yiyi, so that overnight, your attitude has changed 180 degrees? Xia Xia firmly refused, but it has never changed. "Literature and art relieved themselves from the delicious taste of Joseli's Little in the fifth summer, and only then did they begin to feel that today's fifth summer is a little different from usual.

"Nope. Fifth Summer's answer has always been a bit like a biscuit, crispy and crispy.

"Ah Xia Xia, can Yiyi discuss one thing with you, can Xia Xia talk to Yiyi in the future, can you use at least three words?"

"Yes. ”

"Ahh

"Nope. Fifth Xia quickly learned the "secret recipe" for upgrading from two-character formula to three-character formula.

"Ah Xia Xia, hurry up and say a few more words, the way Xia Xia spoke today is really earth-shattering and cute. Wenyi made a triumphant gesture to literature, as if she had really accomplished something earth-shattering.

"Say what?" is a three-word formula, impartial and resolute.

The expression of the fifth summer's serious questioning inexplicably hit the laughing point of literature and art.

Xiao Nizi laughed so hard that she almost fell to the ground laughing.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Wenwen quickly reached out and helped his sister up: "Is it so funny?"

Literature expresses its helplessness at the laughter of literature and art.

"Isn't Sauce Purple funny? Have you ever seen the Fifth Xia Baa who is as obedient as SpongeBob SquarePants?"

"Is SpongeBob SquarePants obedient?" literature is a bit out of the literary joke.

"Isn't SpongeBob disobedient? What about Yuchia Tori and Shinnosuke Field?"

"Who's Yuchia Birdie?Isn't Shinnosuke Harano a crayon?He's probably one of the most disobedient kids, right?"

In the five years that the two siblings have been separated, literature and art are still living in the world of animation, but literature has long been far away.

"Ah brother, what are you doing so seriously, what are you going to do? You are a big boy and a girl so real, be careful to beat a bachelor for the rest of your life~" It's just coquettish, it's the enchantrator's nirvana in the national gentleman.

The fifth summer looked at the interaction between literature and literature, and had a moment of distraction?

Normal brother and sister, is this how they get along?

"You already have a sister-in-law, why would my brother fight a bachelor all his life?" Wenwen touched Wenyi's head dotingly.

At the end of the exclusive sister's head killing, Literature realized that there was something wrong with the words he had just blurted out.

Why would he say such a sentence, this is not his style at all.

Literature took a look at the Fifth Summer.

Fortunately, Fifth Xia didn't react, as if he hadn't heard what he said at all.

The national gentleman secretly breathed a sigh of relief, such an inappropriate remark, before saying it in the future, must think twice, four, and five times...... n think about it.

"Ah, sister-in-law Xia Xia...... "Where there is literature and art, it is impossible not to be unfazed."

Surprised, it is the daily life of the Luo Demon Girl.

Literature and art most often praise in surprise when cooking in the fifth summer.

Fifth Summer rarely had a moment of distraction in the kitchen, or rather, never.

Cooking in the fifth summer is multi-threading + fast-forward key, and he has always used his time like Hua Luogeng's overall planning method, and there is no extra time to think about it.

The sister-in-law Xia Xia of literature and art made the fifth summer return to his hometown from the state of fugue too empty.

Because the movement of the "Soul Return" was too big, the Spanish ham slicing knife, which was much sharper than the ordinary knife, ran directly to the fingers of the fifth summer.

Despite the quick enough reaction afterwards, Fifth Summer cut her finger without accident.

Wenyi was frightened and shouted: "What to do, what to do, Xia Xia's hands are bleeding!"

Hearing the word bloodshed, Shuai Ge, who originally wanted to come over to see what was going on, sat back in his seat again.

As a representative of the blood stunting world, if Fat Ge Ton rushes over at this time, it will only add to the chaos.

He is such a perfect three-hundred-four, if he faints casually, who else can be responsible for rescuing him at the scene?

"Where's the medicine box?" Wenwen asked Wenyi very nervously when he saw Fifth Xia's bloody fingers.

Fifth Xia is like a person who is fine, holding his finger under the faucet.

The first time I got it back, I found that there was still blood oozing from my finger, so I rinsed it again.

Literature and art are still being frightened, literature is still looking for a medicine box, and Shuai Ge still doesn't know the size of the wound.

At this time, Lou Shang, who was supposed to be lying in the guest room drinking porridge, came out with a medical kit with a bit of a "stumbling" posture.

After Wenyi moved into his guest room in Lou Shang, he took the medicine box at home.

Traditionally, if there is a little scrape in literature and art, it is the fifth summer that helps her deal with it.

I wasn't there before the fifth summer, and I didn't know what was useful and what wasn't, so I could only move it all in one go.

I was nervous at this moment, and I didn't even remember that the medicine box was no longer in the place she had pointed out to literature.

Lou Shang's appearance was beyond everyone's expectations.

Shuai Ge didn't care whether he fainted or not, and ran over directly.

The injury to the thumb of the fifth summer hand was actually not too serious.

Normally, it's the kind she doesn't even bother to deal with.

It's just a small cut on his finger, and he was surrounded by literature, literature, Lou Shang, and Shuai Ge who wanted to see it but didn't dare to see it.

This kind of experience is fresh and tender here in the fifth summer.

Lou Shang rummaged in the medicine box for a while, and finally found only a few SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon band-aids, which were suitable for the fifth summer injury.

Literature and art like SpongeBob SquarePants, and the band-aids prepared for her in the fifth summer have always been cartoonish.

As for herself, a cartoon Band-Aid for such a little girl's thing, it is absolutely impossible for the fifth summer to "get involved".

Just when Wenyi wanted to tell Master Lou Shang the truth, Fifth Xia silently stretched out his finger that had just been cut.

Lou Shang was thrown over the shoulder with 120% of the strength of the fifth summer, and there was no place on his back that was intact.

The action of raising your hand is not that big.

But those who have really been injured must know what it means to move the whole body with a single hair.

Such a small action as putting a band-aid is still a little reluctant for Lou Shang's state at this time.

But the strange thing is that Lou Shang didn't feel any pain at all.

Lou Shang's slightly shaky hands made the Band-Aid not particularly flat.

The Literary SpongeBob SquarePants Band-Aid is waterproof, and if it is sealed, there is no problem for the fifth summer to continue cooking.

If there is a gap, the effect of a waterproof band-aid is not very large.

Lou Shang was not satisfied with his handiwork, and just thought about tearing it off and replacing it with another one for the fifth summer, he received a gift from him: "Thank you." ”

Two simple words, a faint tone, and no expression on his face, Lou Shang had an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

Before Lou Shang had time to organize the language, Wenyi was unhappy: "Ah Xia Xia, Yiyi said that a sentence should include at least three words, how could Xia Xia foul the rules from the beginning, and next time, Yiyi will punish you for yelling." ”

"Thanks, that's it. Fifth Xia thought about it for a moment and added a meaningless word after thank you.

"Ah Xia Xia, you are really invincible in the universe, super great. That one...... Master Lou Shang, do you want the ambassador to help you go back and lie down? You just got up and drank porridge with a little difficulty, why didn't the ambassador look at the master all of a sudden, and the master ran out by himself, you are really invincible in the universe and super unobedient. ”

When literature and art are talking, they have to go to Fu Lou Shang.

Wenyi, who has no experience in taking care of people, didn't say a word, pulled Lou Shang's arm to his shoulder, and directly reached out to hug the waist of the wounded, completely unaware that Lou Shang's injuries were all on his back.

Luo Demon Girl perfectly interprets what it means to help more and more.

The master, who could still maintain a normal standing posture, was "rescued" by the ambassador and almost fell to the ground directly.

Shuai Ge hurriedly came over and helped Lou Shang up from the front: "In addition to helping out, what else will you do?"

Fat Geton, who was worried about having nowhere to sprinkle his anger, quickly found a target for him to vent.

"I'm okay, by myself, just go, you, don't be angry, and don't be a fierce cultural ambassador. Lou Shang breathed a sigh of relief, and began to ease the tension between Shuai Ge and literature and art.

may be the first time we met, and I saw that literature and art watered Lou Shang with tea, Shuai Ge divided literature and art from the beginning, and it was necessary to focus on the objects that could not be approached.

When Shuai Ge was looking for a security company for Lou Shang, he also specially put some fans who had gone crazy in the Literature and Art Alliance and the Dumped Alliance into the folder of key "care" objects.

Shuai Ge's dislike of literature and art is very serious.

But he directly supported Lou Shang's armpit, which was not an "effective" support at all.

Since Lou Shang can come out with the medicine box by himself, he will definitely be able to carry the medicine box back by himself.

Literature and art and handsome Ge, supported left and right, did not produce any meaningful support for Lou Shang at all.

Lou Shang's originally slightly softened face turned a little pale in an instant.

Fifth Xia came out of the kitchen, walked up to Shuai Ge, and looked at him without speaking.

Shuai Ge, who is like a dragon in front of literature and art, has become a worm in the fifth summer.

Literature and art and handsome Ge invariably "put down" Lou Shang.

Fifth Xia stood in front of Lou Shang, his eyes looked at the floor, facing Lou Shang, and stretched out his hands low, similar to the height of a cane.

Lou Shang hesitated slightly, and in less than a second at most, he put his hands on the "double crutches" provided by the fifth summer.

“Follow my instrction， move your left leg then right， let me know if you cant follow the rhythm.”

The fifth summer asked Lou Shang to follow her instructions, first with the left foot, and then with the right foot, if she felt that she was walking too fast to keep up with the rhythm, she would only be screamed.

In less than half a minute, Fifth Xia "guided" Lou Shang back to the room, watched Lou Shang lie on the bed, and then turned around and closed the door and returned to the kitchen.

The remaining three people made the air for a while.

"Today's Xia Xia is very different from Master Lou Shang~" This sentence of literature and art, there is no overlapping words, no coquettishness, and the tone is very intriguing.

Fifth Xia watched the literature and art, and was silent for at least five seconds before explaining: "I was hurt." ”

Even if it is upgraded from a two-word formula to a three-character formula, the fifth summer is still as concise as ever.

"It's also a roar, ah Xia Xia If you like Master Lou Shang's words, just say hello to Yiyi, if it's Xia Xia, Yiyi can even be shared by the master. ”

Literature and art said that they didn't mind, but they didn't mind.

Forget if you mind, the words "can be shared" are as if Master Lou Shang has been taken down by the cultural ambassador.