302, the simple folk customs of Guanzhong and Longshan
Taking off the headphones, he stood up and said with a smile: "Little daughter-in-law, why are you calling your husband?"
"Hmph, come here, it took me five times to react, it's so dull!" Wang Zixuan also said.
The old rascal grabbed his hair and said, "Okay, you are also wearing headphones, sit over there, and see if your husband can hear you shouting!
When the two 'women' sat on the sofa, the old rascal's ears were twisted again;
"Hmph, murderous?" Wang Zixuan said with an unkind face.
After a while, the old hooligan coaxed the two 'women' to be happy, and Yang Damei's 'women' said: "Husband, look, there is a horse cub post in front, in the Tang Dynasty, it was a big station out of Chang'an in the west, hehe, now there is only the tomb of Yang Guifei, the beauty of the Tang Palace, I want to go down and see!"
The tomb of the concubine made Yang Fei'er and Wang Zixuan, who are super beautiful 'girls', a little emotional, feeling that they are easy to grow old, and they are so red-faced!
But after the visit, I found that the two 'women' were 'revealed' with emotional expressions, and the old rascal teased again: "Yang 'Yu' has enjoyed everything that should be enjoyed, and it has been passed down through the ages, hehe, what regret can she have? Even if the Xiangxiao 'jade' dies in Ma Cubpo in the end and becomes a victim and the scapegoat of the ** emperor, what can she do?
The old rascal did not finish speaking, and was choked by the neck again;
The two 'women' obviously didn't want to compare with these celebrities, and Wang Zixuan said viciously: "Don't talk about us like this! I'm just an ordinary little girl, and I'm satisfied if I long for a little happiness!"
The old rascal exerted all his strength, then pulled her little hand away, and said happily: "Baby, contentment is always happy, contentment is always happy, but, hehe, beautiful 'women', many of them are involuntarily." Hehe, just like my little liver, little daughter-in-law 'woman', isn't it obedient to my husband and me now?"
After speaking, the old rascal hugged Yang Damei's 'female' next to him and said, "I want to eat 'milk'!" After speaking, he printed his big mouth on Yang Damei's 'female''s breast' breasts across the skirt.
Suddenly, in the RV, the old hooligan was "beaten by a group" by two 'women', no, it should be a "group scratch"!
The old rascal is now super resistant to beating, and he is only afraid of itching!
After the horse cub slope, it is the Dharma 'Gate' Temple, fortunately, many people have already been here, the old hooligan, although there is no in this life, but in the previous life still came twice, so this station, the convoy passed directly.
After the Fa'men' Temple, and then to the west, through the hometown of the Western Zhou Dynasty Qishan, you will arrive at Fengxiang. Wugong to Fengxiang, this large flat stretch of yellow earth, in the Tang Dynasty was once a rich land of Gyeonggi.
Through the car window, everyone appreciated the quaint style of Guanzhong: the old woman wearing a blue and black 'color' cardigan, the old man wearing a cardigan and a shaved head, and the children with red faces, all of whom looked at the convoy with amazement.
At noon, the stomach of the old rascal who was "eating 'milk'" was still flat, and the two 'women' were also eaten by him at this time, and their faces were crimson, and they couldn't stop panting.
At this time, the walkie-talkie rang, and the voice of Uncle Yang came: "Yifan, the folk customs here are very simple, let's go down to eat some farmhouse?"
Hearing this, the old rascal hurriedly let go of his brother-in-law's sister, picked up the walkie-talkie, and said, "Okay, you take the lead and find a spacious place to stop." ”
After the two 'women' sorted out their clothes, Yang Damei's 'women' said in a greasy voice: "Husband, you are not allowed to do this in the future!"
"Hehe, I'm not allowed to do this, what do you want others to do to you?" Okay, wash your face, let's go down, find a bigger farmer, eat pasta, haha, the pasta in this area is very 'colorful', 'pants' with noodles!" The old rascal laughed.
Of course, most of the middle-aged men went out to work, and even the young women did not have many sex, and they probably couldn't stand the loneliness, so they went out with their husbands to go out to 'swing', and the rest were the elderly and left-behind children.
It was not yet September 1, and the children had not started school, and the children were giggling as they got out of the car and walked towards a large courtyard.
The eldest brother-in-law, as a pioneer, came to this courtyard, which looked wealthier, and explained the reason to the two old men and the old lady in their 50s, who were not "old men", who were left behind, and the old man and the old lady immediately agreed to the "request".
So everyone also walked to the yard with a smile, and the three children who stayed behind were under the command of their grandfather's 'milk' and 'milk', carrying stools and water, and the old rascal smiled: "Huo bodyguard, you and Lu Mei still have a few suitcases to go to the RV, bring three boxes of drinks, and then take some frozen fresh 'meat', and bring a box of imported apples." ”
The old man and the old lady were too busy to help, and they called two 'women' and 'women' in their 40s from the neighborhood to help;
After the things were brought in, the imported apples were distributed to the children and old men and ladies who came to the yard to watch, and of course a box of drinks was left for the residents of the house, and the fresh 'meat' was of course the ingredients for today's noon.
Although Lu Mei has an older sister, she and Lu Juan are not 'girl' children in the countryside, so they are very curious about the environment here, and they keep taking pictures with a camera that the old rascal gave her.
Although the old rascal is a big money, he can't help but feel a little distressed when he sees her continuously murdering and 'handing over' the papers;
Brother-in-law Yang and the old rascal are relatives, and they can't help but feel distressed, and shouted: "Xiaomeizi, come here, change your camera and Feifei's digital, this is repaid, in less than five minutes, you consumed 3 rolls of film." With your shooting skills, it is estimated that many of the photos are broken, use the digital ones! When they are full, save them on their laptops, delete them directly if they are broken, and print them out after they are good!"
Lu Juan looked at this naughty sister, shook her head, and said, "Boss, let's let people with technology use the film camera!"
Lu Mei came over with Yang Damei's 'girl' to change cameras, and as soon as she drove like this, everyone with cameras stood up and went to the yard inside and out, as well as not far away from the neighborhood to shoot.
In the courtyard, many children and old men and ladies also followed the camera team out of the 'door', and in the huge courtyard, only the old rascals and Lu Juan were left;
"Xiaojuan, the recent changes are 'quite big'!" the old rascal 'smoked' a cigarette, glanced at her 'breast' and said.
At such a glance, Lu Juan immediately felt that her 'chest' was hot, and she wanted to be swept by the infrared rays.
Her little face suddenly turned red, she stood up, turned around, pretended to pace in the yard, and said: "Boss, the villa community has been plated, most of them are decorated, and now they are empty, can you recruit more employees?"
"Now there are more than 20 bodyguard teams, which is already a relatively large scale, and the security company can't be opened this year, at the end of next year. The villa community can 'get' some outdoor fitness equipment, and there are a few roads in the community that are relatively straight and long, you can discuss with the property company to see if these roads can be paved into plastic, and it is more convenient to run in the morning. The old rascal also stood up and said.
Seeing Lu Juan nodded again, the old rascal said again: "Find a big piece of turf, transform it into a sand pit, and you can also practice long jump in the future, hehe, I have a better idea, the community is as big as 6 football fields, and the common area is 20 acres, hehe, now the two villas connected don't want to be renovated, boss, I want to demolish these two buildings and transform them into football fields, hehe, I just don't know if this plan is feasible, you also go to ask the property company, it is estimated that the property company can't decide, ask the real estate company that develops this community." If you can, you don't need to modify the roads and turf you just mentioned. ”
When Lu Juan heard this, she was also a little excited, she thought, it is more than enough to demolish two villas of 5 acres, plus the common area near these two buildings, and build a standard football field with no stands and a runway!
"Okay, boss!" Lu Juan smiled.
The old rascal said happily: "Yes, you should smile more, smile and smile 'quite pretty'!"
Lu Juan's little face turned even redder, lowered her head, and said, "I, boss, I'm going outside!"
Then he ran away.
"Damn, what am I doing? Tease Lu Juan? But this girl is not bad, look at that long 'legs', she must be very energetic!" The old rascal was 'lewd' and walked to the kitchen in the yard.
The "two monsters" of the common people's diet in Guanzhong, after the old hooligan walked into the kitchen, he could be regarded as having experienced it, although he had also eaten these in Xijing City, but it was obviously not as simple and authentic as the farmers here.
One of the strange things is that the noodles are like belts, which are wide and thick, extremely tough and chewy. Add green salt, spicy seeds, and then put some 'essence', it is indeed a staple food for Guanzhong people;
The two monsters are: the pot helmet of "the steamed bun is like a pot lid". It has a diameter of more than 80 centimeters, and thirty or forty pounds of flour can be baked in one. Simmer slowly, fragrant and hard. A pot helmet can be eaten for ten days and a half months, and it is used as dry food for the Qin people when they serve as conscription.
When the old rascal was marveling at this huge pot helmet, a few people walked into the kitchen, it was Yang Damei's 'woman' and two bodyguards, and she said excitedly with a small face: "Yifan, why don't you go out and have a look?"
"It's not bad here, come on, take a picture with a camera, this pot helmet is so big!" said the old rascal.
The old man and the old lady in the kitchen and the two 'women' and 'women' are a little shy in front of the camera, but it is this shyness that reflects the original taste.
When he wasn't taking pictures, the old man's words also opened, and he said: "Hehe, we Guanzhong people have been eating such simple food for generations, those city walls and high tombs are built by our pot helmets, and those thieves' official roads are also paved by our pot helmets!"
The old rascal said happily: "Old man, yes, you are extraordinary!"
The old man was a little embarrassed and said: "Housheng, how can there be, this is an ancient saying that we have circulated here, how can we have the ability to come up with such a thing!"
18 people, of course the pot helmet is enough, but the "pants" with noodles are not enough, the old man and the old lady and the two "women" and "women" were busy for more than two hours before feeding everyone's stomachs, before leaving, the old rascal asked Yang brother-in-law to hand this family 1000 yuan, the simple old man excused himself several times, and said, oops, a little flour and oil, salt and firewood are not worth a few dollars, and you also left a box of drinks...
But in the end, I was happy to accept it!
The old rascal sighed in his heart, if this is in the city, it is estimated that everyone will take it for granted...
From Fengxiang to the west, after Qianyang, you will arrive at Longshan at the border of Anxi Province and Longxi Province;
Inside the RV;
"The mountain here is 'very' steep, there is a pass in front, called the Great Earthquake Pass, I will take a look, after this pass, there is also Guxiang Pass, well, there is an old dragon pond in the southeast of this Longshan Mountain, which is one of the sources of Jingshui, husband, according to legend, the old dragon pond was named after the Tang Dynasty 'Wei Zhengmeng beheaded the dragon king of the Jing River', and the legend of Liu Yi's biography also happened here!" Wang Zixuan looked at the map, raised his head, and smiled happily at the old rascal.
Longshan, arrived;
After everyone got out of the car, of course, the old hooligan was the leader, and Uncle Yang smiled: "Your car must be comfortable, by the way, Yifan, I checked the map." ”
Without waiting for him to say it first, at this time, the geographical expert Huo Bodyguard also held the map and said: "The main peak is in the territory of Guyuan and Longde counties in Western Xia, with an altitude of 2,928 meters. The mountain is roughly north-south trending, about 240 kilometers long, is the boundary mountain of the North Loess Plateau of Anxi Province and the Loess Plateau of Longxi Province, and the watershed of the Wei River and the Jing River, with twists and turns and steep. It used to be the place where the eastern section of the ancient Silk Road must pass through the north, and it was an important fortress town for the soldiers of the past dynasties, and it was also the combination of the northern nomadic culture and the Central Plains culture. Liupan Mountain in the south is a national nature reserve, the northwest is an important water conservation forest base, and the central part is the Guyuan Museum. ”
The old rascal said: "It's a big mountain, but now there are still more people here, so you don't need to use our ingredients, find a restaurant, after eating, go to the Jingshui source in the southeast to see, and then go to the Guyuan Museum, and you don't have to 'camp' at night, hehe, you just find a hotel to live in." ”
Old Longtan;
In this year, of course, it has been developed into a tourist attraction, and the old hooligan thought to himself, if Lao Tzu was reborn to 1980, by the way, Lao Tzu was estimated to be still shrimp at that time, and he didn't know where to swim! If he really went to 80 years, at that time, it was estimated that these scenic spots were very primitive, and the water was clearer and more flavorful. I remember that in the 80s, there were only a dozen monks in Shaolin Temple, alas, this year, the fat host of Shaolin Temple is almost a star.
Leaving two bodyguards and two drivers to watch the car, everyone acted separately and gathered again in an hour.
The old rascal took the two 'women' with a camera and turned around;
"Husband, look, this water is so clear, and there are red 'colored' stones in it!" Yang Damei pointed happily.
Wang Zixuan said: "Hehe, I know the allusion inside, the red 'colored' stone in the pond is said to be the blood of the Dragon King." ”
The old rascal pretended to be surprised and said: "Zixuan, I can't imagine it, you are 'very' connotative!"
"Of course, I don't know until now?" Wang Zixuan said proudly.
"Well, seeing such clear water, husband, I know why it is said that Jingshui is clear and muddy!" Yang Damei said.
"Yes!" the old rascal took a copy of the old Longtan tourist profile, and said: "The old Longtan is composed of the first pool, the second pool, the third pool, and the fourth pool, and what we see now is the head pond, which is the most spectacular place in the old dragon pond." Hehe, there are three pools, it is the 'dragon's chin', and now it has become a reservoir, I really want to go to the pool to catch turtles!"
Wang Zixuan glanced at him: "Do you want to succeed again?"