Chapter 187: This Stupid Bird
Meanwhile.
"There is only one truth!"
"There is only one truth!"
"There is only one truth!"
The similar sounds coming from all around made Ye Tian's heart a little angry.
I just felt chilly, but once I saw through this kind of thing, I felt ridiculous, and I was actually frightened by this thing.
It's like a street performer, with a copper plate in the oil pot, this kind of trick looks bluffing, isn't it just taking advantage of people's fear?
It's just that ordinary people don't dare to do it, so it looks so awesome!
It's like walking in the forest and a person who suddenly comes from a distance with his own voice will be scared to pee.
Even on a remote road, in a late-night office building, or in a gloomy underground parking lot, if you suddenly hear your own voice, think about it, how fucked up.
So now Ye Tian is angry!
Without saying a word, he crouched down, picked up a few stones from the ground, and threw them one by one towards the place where the sound came.
You say, if one side is fine, it's coming from all sides.
This thing is also scaring people.
Ye Tian knows that animals sometimes do some things through some instincts, in order to protect themselves, just like a chameleon changing color, just for better survival.
Animals will glare and roar at their opponents every time they encounter them, also to protect themselves.
Although I know this truth, I am still angry.
Sou!
Sou!
Sou!
The stones fell directly into the grass.
Suddenly, like a frightened bird, birds flew out of it.
Three birds flew out directly to the east!
The feathers are brightly colored, the toes are opposite-shaped feet, the two toes are forward and the toes are backward, suitable for grasping, and the beak of the bird is curved, like a barb, which appears strong and powerful, and you can see that you can eat hard-shell fruit at a glance.
That's right, it's a parrot.
Good at imitating sounds, including human language.
That's right, it was this turtle grandson who scared Ye Tian and scared the sailors in the live broadcast room.
As soon as I saw the birds flying out, the live broadcast room immediately complained crazy.
"Rub!"
"It turned out to be just parrots. ”
"Ma Dan, I'm scared to death Dad, and I'm going to collect the body of the anchor. ”
"Actually, I guessed it a long time ago~!"
"This is an afterthought upstairs! I was already witty enough to find out. ”
.....
As soon as he saw the parrot flying out, Ye Tian was angry.
The stone in his hand is aimed at a feather with the most flamboyant and beautiful, and he smashes it head.
Sou!
Syllable!
I don't know if it was luck, or if the bird was so stupid that he hit it.
"Gah!"
With a scream, the parrot fell directly to the ground.
Ye Tian was also stunned, he didn't expect that his angry blow would hit it.
I was a little confused for a while, and I just wanted to shout 666.
No, the sailors in the live broadcast room have already shouted out his heart.
“6666”
“666666”
"I hit it, the anchor is awesome!"
"It's all right, how do you feel that the parrot took the initiative to get up?"
"Hahaha~~ This sharp secret weapon technique, professional posture, and confident look all say that the anchor is a martial arts master who hides the world. ”
"If I hadn't seen the anchor's bewildered look, I would have believed it. ”
"Anchor: I also said 666, it was really hit. ”
......
Just like now, as soon as everyone knew that it was this bird that made the sound, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
As for the fear of the unknown?
I don't know where to throw it for a long time, and there is a ghost fear.
Parrot!
Although many people have not really seen it, they have heard it on TV, magazines, movies, books, or in life, and it is just a broken bird that can imitate some people's words.
How can it be feared?
It's like if you don't know what bug you have bitten, and then you have signs of pain, soreness, swelling, fever, etc., people will have fear, fear of death, fear of toxins, worry about whether they will die like this, whether they will .....
And then when you know that it was an ant that bit you, and everything else is a fantasy, all of a sudden everything is left behind by you, and after pinching the ant with one hand, and then.... And then there became.
Now everyone only has the mind to watch the excitement.
Ye Tian stepped forward, not to mention, the parrot that was smashed down was fine, there was obviously a scream, but when Ye Tian walked in front of him, the parrot was already ready to slip away.
But before he could fly, he was pinched by Ye Tianyi.
"Quack~"
It's useless to call, after all, the hearts of the parties and those watching the play are different, the sailors turned around and forgot about it, but Ye Tianke hasn't forgotten it.
Syllable!
slapped the parrot on the head and said viciously: "You stupid bird! you can't even compare to my bird, you dare to scare me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will release the bird, and you will die of inferiority." ”
The parrot looked confused, was knocked unconscious by Ye Tian, and looked at Ye Tian blankly.
Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?
This is the true portrayal of this parrot!
Then when the parrot heard Ye Tian's words, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said to Ye Tian loudly and passionately: "You stupid bird! You can't even compare to my bird, so you dare to scare me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will release the bird and let you die of inferiority." ”
Instinct!
If the parrot could think for itself, it would immediately explain, "It's instinct! I can't control myself!"
However, there is no if.
The voice is shrill and thin, listening to it at this time, the difference between it and Ye Tian's voice is quite big, but it does sound vivid, and even the emotions carried in it are imitated, much stronger than ordinary parrot imitation, and much more like.
But now, Ye Tian didn't have the spirit to think about this, because he was now despised by a bird.
Angry Ye Tian: "You stupid bird!"
Parrot: "You stupid bird!"
Ye Tian: "You damn birdman!"
Parrot: "You damn birdman!"
Ye Tian: "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you broken bird!"
Parrot: "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you broken bird!"
....
One person and one sentence, no, one person and one bird, each sentence, scolded.
It was a lot of noise, and I didn't want to let it go in the slightest.
You come and go!
can make the sailors in the live broadcast room laugh.
“6666”
“66666”
"I have only seen people quarrelling, but I have never seen people and birds. ”
"Hahahaha~~ I'm laughing to death!"
"The anchor is so stupid, he can't even make a bird, hahahaha~~"
"Anchor, I want you bird!"
"Upstairs, do you want the anchor's bird, or the anchor's bird?"
"The Chinese culture is broad and profound, I actually understand it, sins, sins!"
"Get me out of the car, this isn't a bus to kindergarten. ”
"Talent! Talent! Dual-purpose, sighing! Sighing!"
"I feel that this bird's life is not long, and the anchor will definitely be furious, peeled and cramped, and roasted and eaten!"
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