Chapter 52
Seeing that he was silent, I handed him my hand and said, "Help me go." β
He didn't expect me to speak suddenly, with a hint of surprise in his eyes, and reached out to hold me carefully.
Half of my body was gone, and I had to walk slowly.
Mo Dongyan helped me to a clean and warm room, let me sit on the couch, poured a cup of tea and put it beside me, and then sat quietly aside.
"You stay in this room first these days, I'm next door. It's no safer outside than inside the palace. I'll put your men in the outer camp. I'll send a few more people to serve you. β
The tone is very flat, without the usual respect, but like two people who have known each other for a long time.
I picked up the tea and took a sip, the fragrant and slightly bitter taste dispelled the mess just now.
"What just happened?" he said, his eyes sharpening to my neck.
"Nothing. β
"Is it the fourth?" he asked, after a moment of deep thought.
Looking up at him, I smiled lightly.
"Nothing happened tonight. β
He looked away knowingly, sighed, and said no more.
Staring at his silent appearance, I changed the topic: "The banquet is not over yet, the eldest prince should go out to entertain guests." I'm tired, so I'll rest first. β
Mo Dongyan stood up, walked over and touched my head, and sighed: "Don't fight with him again, it's fun these days." Something for you tomorrow. β
After speaking, he smiled lightly: "I don't know if it can get into your eyes." β
I've never seen him so kind, and my heart skipped a beat, and I looked at him with suspicion. Did he drink today?
Seeing that I was full of suspicion, he pinched my face funny: "I'm not drunk, don't think about it." β
Hey, dare you old man still know what I'm thinking. Then I said you're a big man, a big guy, a big fool, you know?
He let go of my face, turned around and walked away, and I was startled.
Raising his feet and walking out of the threshold, he turned around and stretched out his hand to close the door, and said with a serious expression: "Don't call me nonsense, I want to hear you call me 'big brother'." β
I was not scared to death and half stupid, God, Mo Dong said that he would not really be 'like a god'. I've only heard him use his soldiers like gods.
Seeing that I was dumbfounded, he bent his eyebrows, chuckled softly, closed the door and left.
Holding the frightened tea in my hand, I felt a shiver in my heart. Thinking about it, this world is indeed full of weirdos, and since he has borrowed corpses to resurrect his soul, maybe he is also like Mel Gibson, who 'knows the heart of a man best'. Mom, it scares me.
I really don't understand this Mo Dong proverb, should I believe him. Today, I showed off a "brother, friend, brother" with him, but I couldn't guess whether his intentions were true or false.
Ay. I lifted the quilt sullenly and buried it in my head.
I was very awkward in my heart, praying that the two of them could live in peace these days.
Prince Mo is clearly setting up me.
I don't want anything else, I just hope that he can really keep my body.
I'll trust you for once.
Boss Mo, please old man. Even if I die, you must protect this broken body.
In a certain corner, Mo Dongyan was smiling, and the crown prince Mo Beichen was not necessarily as arrogant and lascivious as the rumors, but on the contrary, he was stupid and funny.
Especially the way he looked overly surprised. Hehe.
Usually serious and serious, he can't help but think evilly, this fool must not know what he thinks, and his face will show seven or eighty percent. Maybe only those he trusts......
While laughing, there are some ups and downs in my heart.
Mother, I promise you that I will protect this younger brother well.
Although, it may be an enemy of the emperor......
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Happy Christmas Eve! Thank you for your blessings, and I happily accepted it. At the same time, pay attention to check!
Usually the text is always too serious, and everyone says that the little prince was abused by a certain cruelty. Although I don't feel this way, Khan!
SO, take advantage of this wonderful night (have a good time eating tonight) to give you a special gift - the irresponsible OVA of "Nothing".
Haha, let's enjoy YY. NP is coming......
But it's only for someone to make up the number of words + to make everyone happy, don't take it too seriously. Somebody didn't say anything. HOHOHO~
Christmas Spoof Theatre:
OVA1οΌ
(Continued from above)
That night the poor little prince had a nightmare.
In the dream, Mo Dongyan is eight feet tall, standing in front of him with a blue face, holding a green dragon glaive knife in his left hand, and strangely leading a red rabbit horse in his right hand, with four colorful flags in Peking Opera inserted behind his back.
The north wind blows, and the bunting flutters......
The stupid little prince was dazzled by the four shiny big characters, and a voice in his ear kept shouting, "I know what you think, I was a roundworm in your stomach in my previous life, and I'm coming to you now." Wowha......"
The voice came from a worm-like steamed bun standing on the head of Mo Dongyan......
Suddenly, the red rabbit horse, which was more than five feet high, suddenly kicked up its front legs and neighed loudly, and the insect steamed bun suddenly screamed "Wow", and planted the onion upside down in the shape of a standard dive.
"Bang" accurately hit the forehead of the little prince, and the white light flashed, and the little prince fell to the ground on his back in an uproar, dying...... (Finally dead, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief)
Before the little prince died, he realized that Mo Dongyan was a cold robot, controlled by a steamed bun that looked like a bug or a bug that looked like a steamed bun......
(Author's flower arrangement: This is all because when I listened to the teacher talk about *** and a few things that Stalin had to say in my theory class, I thought of the ruffian boss in "SpongeBob SquarePants" while changing the text, and suddenly thought of the strange "Three Kingdoms of Steel", and then thought of Guan Gong, and then thought of the strange TV series, and suddenly wanted to eat steamed buns...... The spoof is confusing. οΌ
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OVA2οΌ
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On Christmas Eve, the palace was quiet.
At this moment, all the protagonists are crowded in the Liaoting Palace to have a bonfire party that cannot be opened.
The actor NO.1 Little Prince (who played Xiaobai today) happily sat in the most conspicuous position, staring straight ahead with his eyes (this time it was not the great beauty King Gon who was sitting in front of him, nor anyone else, but ...... A Christmas tree that is definitely the best of its kind...... A bonfire was dangerously placed on the side...... A large turkey roasted on top. (The sentence is too long, and it is rambling)
(Flower arrangement again:
A passer-by walked by and asked curiously, "Why do you want to roast turkey, isn't it eaten on Thanksgiving?"
Passer-by Yi salted egg walked by and said helplessly: "It must be a mistake." β
Passers-by walked by, nodded and said, "That's it." When I heard a phone call that day, I was very excited to tell the tofu on the other end of the phone for Christmas birthday, "It turns out that your birthday is on December 26 this year." β
The three of them were cold, cold sweat fell, and a total of nine black lines were conspicuously hung on their heads.
The above are real people, real names and real things, if there are similarities, it is pure coincidence. οΌ
...... Go on......
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In the palace:
The nanny Wuxian is still dressed in black and has a cold face, but she wears a cute lace-trimmed apron that the prince asked his stepmother to buy, and she is very diligent in hanging decorations on the Christmas tree.
From time to time, I glanced at the cute turkey...... Oh no, is there a salty hand reaching out to the prince who is salivating over the turkey.
The father of the Mo family, the ruthless emperor Mo Junyan, who has not appeared a few times but has scared a lot of people again and again, is smiling at the moment, and is holding the little prince's hand with concern and touching it non-stop.
While touching, he sighed with emotion to the little prince who was obviously not thinking about him.
In the play, he has to pose as a villain who hates him to the core, who knows how bitter he is in his heart, as the prince's father, he is the number one who loves children.
On the other side, the eldest brother of the Mo family, who had just returned from the victory, was roasting the turkey diligently at this time, showing a distressed expression from time to time to drooling someone.
Poor brother, he must have been abused by his stepmother for a long time, and he didn't even have a good meal. Brother will definitely love you well in the future.
Well...... Hehe...... Hehe......
...... Omit 10,000 giggles.
The camera turns:
Mo Laosan hid on the desk next to him and wrote with a large pen, Sven's face was full of gentle smiles.
Hehe, this year's Christmas gifts must be special, and they must impress the prince. Oh hehe.
(Hmm, a certain jade waved his hand and turned the camera to the freshly written rice paper)
On the paper it was written in delicate block letters:
"Christmas is approaching,
Thousands of flowers are sent to you, so that you can take good care of yourself;
Thousands of paper cranes are sent to you, hoping that troubles will stay away from you;
A thousand stars are sent to you, wishing good luck around you;
Thousands of pistachios for you, may a good mood accompany you!"
(Don't blame a certain vulgarity, a Christmas blessing just received, by the way, borrow flowers to offer Buddha to a certain baby son)
The camera pans back into the hall again:
Mrs. Xia, who the little prince was most afraid of, opened the curtain and walked in gracefully.
Ignoring everyone's different meanings, as soon as he turned around, he sat next to a certain prince, and intertwined with Father Mo.
The little prince peeked at Mrs. Xia in fear, and saw that he was not squinting, his eyes were looking at his nose, his nose was looking at his heart, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
So, put your heart down and continue to send loving eyes to Comrade Turkey who is roasting fragrantly.
The camera continues to pan up the door:
Another person came in, and Imperial Doctor Shen, who had not seen him for a long time and was in an emotional relationship with the little prince, walked in lazily, and saw a room of people, raised his eyebrows, and said "Huh".
Seeing that the best places were all occupied, he rolled his eyes, took out a paper bag with "God's Memory Jade Cake Ice Thin Crisp" from his pocket, and shook it to the little prince who was preparing to eat turkey at all times.
It was very successful, and the little prince shifted his target.
He stopped paying attention to the turkey, and stood in front of Imperial Doctor Shen in a flash, his eyes star-like like SpongeBob SquarePants, hoping that this friend would automatically hand over the snack bag.
Imperial Physician Shen squinted his eyes and nodded, and when he was about to feed the dim sum to the person in front of him one by one, the paper bag was snatched by Mo Laosi, who had just entered the door.
Mo Laosi looked at the hesitation of a certain prince who wanted to rest, and couldn't stop, and was triumphant.
There was no surprise in his eyes that he flashed with a cunning light.
"Do you want it, come here, let me bite it and I'll give it to you. Mo Laosi said arrogantly.
AT THIS MOMENT, NOT ONLY IMPERIAL PHYSICIAN SHEN GLARED AT HIM ANGRILY, BUT EVERYONE PRESENT, INCLUDING MO LAOSAN, WHO HAD JUST COME OVER WITH A SCROLL, AND MRS. XIA, WHO HAD BEEN WATCHING COLDLY.
All of them looked at Mo Lao Sixing angrily.
"Don't ......"
The little prince shouted hoarsely, with a strong accusation in his eyes.
Blockbuster.
Everyone (excluding Mo Laosi) gave the little prince a gratifying and meaningful look.
Mo Laosi looked unwilling.
Just as everyone was laughing and ready to comfort a poor worm, the little prince said aggrievedly: "Don't bite into those snacks, not a bite." If you want to bite, you can bite me...... Woo......"
A look of righteousness and awe-inspiring in the face of death.
"Bang".
Everyone (still excluding Mo Laosi) fell to the ground, and their hearts were full of resentment.
(A certain folded an umbrella muttered, no wonder it said it was going to rain tomorrow.) This resentment is touching the world. οΌ
On the ground, everyone (as above) was foaming at the mouth and could not get dizzy.
Mo Laosi took advantage of this good opportunity to throw away the bag of bait-based props and snacks, hugged the little prince, and took a deep breath, ready to gnaw on the white and tender face.
Anyway, between the sparks, the bag of dim sum was used as a prop again (this time as a weapon), and smashed it towards Mo Laosi's head. (This sentence is a passive sentence and an abbreviated sentence, omitting the subject)
Birds and stars dance in circles on their heads. Mo Laosi fainted gorgeously.
The camera slowly pans up from the dim sum:
A beautiful face was revealed in front of everyone. (A handful of saliva wipes)
"Hey, beauty, why are you here too?" the little prince greeted with a curious expression.
"Today is said to be a time for a few of our family and friends to get together. You don't know us well, and you still seem to be a hostile person, what are you doing here?"
It is rare for the little prince not to be stupid and not to be confused by the beauty ** to point out this.
The great beauty of Helan smiled, and poured the country and the city into the turkey.
"Does Your Highness really think so? β
The beauty exhaled like an orchid, leaned forward, lowered her head, and was only 3 centimeters away from the little prince's stupid face.
The little prince was accidentally stimulated by beauty, and his face turned red, like a big longevity peach.
(A yin and yang weirdly read in front of the computer: People are redder than peach blossoms.) οΌ
The beauty smiled lightly and said, "I've known you since I was born." You have to listen to that woman talk about you every day, besides, we are still related by blood, and you say that we are not familiar with each other. β
(A certain bites on a marshmallow and screams: Dew point.) Finally the dew point...... Reveal a bit of the plot. οΌ
"Huh?" The little prince's mouth is in the shape of an "O", and he can definitely swallow a holy "egg".
The smile deepened in the beauty's eyes, and the slender white and tender fingers gently brushed the little prince's face, and when she was about to bully her, another uninvited guest attacked.
The camera turns very slowly:
The man came softly.
He waved his sleeve and didn't take a cloud with him. (What a mess, have you ever read Xu Caizi's poems)
A strong internal force swept Helan Jiyun's body away like a violent wind.
The great beauty of Helan took a few steps back not very gracefully.
(The camera quickly pulled over, and our long-awaited water master, who ranked No.1 on the list of popular candidates, made a blockbuster appearance.) οΌ
Master Shui stretched out his hand to catch a certain little pervert who was at a loss for what to do, and his face was gloomy and tightened.
(Off camera, a certain person wearing a borrowed peaked cap is nervously gesturing: water, water, pay attention to the form.) It's going to ruin the image.
Master Shui's face continued to be gloomy, and he glanced at it: "Shui Shui is also called by you?!"
"What are you doing?" Helan Meiren looked a little angry, but she still didn't lose her luster in the slightest.
Master Shui pinched the face of the little pervert (he also wanted to pinch it), and whispered a few words in his ear: "Let me find out later...... See if you have the strength to stand up. β
(A certain ear listens, only picks the unfocused listening, and the key points are blocked.) οΌ
Lens GOON:
Master Shui turned his head and gave Helan Beauty a look that was more icy than a rock sugar gourd, and said with a sneer: "Just you, can you stop me?"
(A certain flower arrangement: Shuishui, you are too unkind.) Relying on his skills to bully beauties. Grace, demeanor. οΌ
Helan Beauty's face turned blue, and she stretched out her palm, which was majestic.
Master Shui hugged the soft and silly dough, twitched the corners of his eyes, and waved his sleeves lightly again, melting away the menacing palm.
He flicked his fingers, and a powerful finger wind hit Helan Jiyun's acupoint, and the beauty stood still, like a heroic and beautiful statue.
(I thought of the magic of fingers, and thought of the suave Huang GG in Wei Feng's "Book Tour", and my heart was fluttering, so yearning.)
Interstitial advertisement: This book is very good, and there is also that "Meditation", a certain Fu Lin DD with a little round fat face is particularly impressed. I'm reading it when I don't update it these days. οΌ
The little prince couldn't bear it for a while, and thought clearly what the beauty said just now, and when he was about to open his mouth to plead, he was sealed by the angry water master.
Yes......
The little prince screamed in his heart, the master ...... You......
......
...... Don't cover my mouth with your hands, I can't breathe.
(Next to the camera, a cold sweat: water, water.) It's not that you don't want to, it's just that all the good things are taken advantage of by you, and how can others act. There is no forgiveness for Daddy Mo, Mo Da Mo San, Mo Si, Taifu Xia, Imperial Doctor Shen, and Helan Beauty, all of whom have given you the last good show. You give someone else a piece of soup. This first kiss, just give it to someone else)
Master Shui didn't pay any attention to the little prince's mental activities, hugged him tightly, and said coldly: "Let's go, today is Christmas Eve." I invited the old man in red clothes and white beard that you have been yelling at to see, and if you don't see him, you won't have a chance this year. β
When the little prince heard this, he immediately left behind everyone who was not moving here, and kept thinking about Santa Claus in his heart.
Both eyes shone at the same time, and he looked at Master Shui with respect.
Seeing that he had succeeded in attracting the attention of the little prince, Master Shui smiled with satisfaction.
This so-called praying mantis catches cicadas, and the yellow finch is also behind.
The lens is finally fixed:
The bonfire continued to crack and the Christmas tree was full of presents.
In the smoke, Master Shui walked softly, just as he came gently.
He walked gently.
A chicken (turkey) in the left hand.
A pack of prop A in the right hand (there are actually no snacks in it, only the leftover marshmallows provided by a passer-by who has made a cameo appearance eating salted eggs).
There is also a fat doll (the protagonist Little White Prince) on his back, babbling and feeding......
(A leading actor bows and salutes:
Thank you for watching tonight's Christmas Eve "As If It's Nothing" OVA.
I wish you all a Merry Christmas, a happy New Year's Day, a happy exam, a happy work, a happy reading and a happy writing...... οΌ
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