Chapter 176, Kung Fu is not about being cool and handsome!

Fang Haohan came out of the scissors, and Fang Yingying came out of the stone. Rock-smashing scissors, Fang Hero won the victory of this round of the game and the right to pick first.

His round fat face was full of smiles, and he walked up to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin with his most charming image posture, and before he could open his mouth to speak, the two little girls bowed to him very politely and shouted, "Hello uncle." ”

"Uncle---- uncle----" Fang Yingying's big face turned pale.

However, as a man, he must always maintain a gentlemanly demeanor. The most important thing is that don't all the little girls nowadays like older uncles? Only then can uncles be competitive.

So, Fang Yingying forced a bitter smile and said to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin: "Hello two beautiful little girls. ”

Look at what a gentle and decent response.

"Uncle, you look like Garfield. Yuan Lin said with a giggle.

O:O！

Garfield?

How did I become Garfield? What do I look like Garfield? How can I look like a cat-----

Fang Yingying's face is no longer painful, this time it is distressed.

"yes. It's so cute. Jiang Qin also chimed in.

"Hahaha-----" Fang Yingying laughed, and suddenly opened his eyes and mouth into an O-shape, sticking out his fat tongue. Put your hands on each ear and make a scissor hand gesture and say, "I'm Garfield, I'm Garfield from Garfield----"

Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin smiled back and forth, tears flowed out.

Yuan Lin pointed at Fang Yingying and said, "It's so cute---- Uncle Fat is so cute----"

"yes, yes, it really looks like that fat cat. I want to pinch his face----"

Pinching your face?

Fang Yingying's eyes lit up, and he swayed from side to side and moved step by step in front of Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin, shouting: "Master, quickly pinch my face, pinch my face----- pinch my face to unlock more skills." ”

Thump!

Fang Yan kicked him from behind and ate.

"Who kicked me?" When Fang Yingying got up from the ground with difficulty, what he saw was Fang Yan's black face full of black lines.

"Little Uncle ----" The angry look on Fang Yingying's fat face immediately turned into a smile, and he said flatteringly: "Your move 'White Snake Tail Flicking' has made me more and more sophisticated, and I have no defense at all when I kick---- kick well, kick wonderfully." ”

"You idiot scum, the descendant of our dignified Fang Clan's Taiji, how can you do such a thing that damages the prestige of the family? As a top martial artist, we should have basic requirements for our image. Standing like a pine, moving like the wind, standing like a bronze bell---- hero, tell me, what have you done? Are you worthy of the name of your hero?"

Fang Haohan was full of grievances and said, "Little uncle, I didn't do anything while standing here. ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Fang Yan apologized to Fang Haohan. Then he focused his attack on Fang Yingying's body and said, "You wake up and wake up." ”

"Yes, Uncle Junior. Fang Yingying replied with low eyebrows.

Fang Yan sighed softly, turned to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin who were following behind him, and said, "I don't want to be harsh on them either, but I have to be harsh. The country has national laws, and the family has family rules, since they came from my Fang family Taiji and called me a little uncle, I have to be responsible for their words and deeds---- you may not know that we famous parties discipline our disciples very strictly. Martial arts and martial arts are indispensable. There is only martial virtue without martial arts, and it is difficult to enter the house. There is only martial arts without martial virtues, and it is easy for disciples to go out and do nonsense----"

"Those of us who practice martial arts are like Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Batman in the city, if we don't stand up right, won't we become the villains in the movie? Do you think about it, if Spider-Man harms the people, how much loss will it bring? Is there any hope for this country?"

Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin looked at Fang Yan with little stars on their faces, and praised in unison and said, "Teacher Fang, you are so handsome. ”

Fang Yan waved his hand freely and said, "This has nothing to do with whether he is handsome or not. This is our responsibility as a warrior----- the greater a person's ability, the greater the responsibility, I never dare to forget. ”

"Teacher Fang, you are a good man with a sense of responsibility. Yuan Lin grabbed Fang Yan's arm and said.

Jiang Qin pulled Yuan Lin away from Fang Yan's side and said, "You little nymphomaniac, you haven't explained to me yet, why can't I get through to Teacher Fang's number on my phone?

Jiang Qin took Yuan Lin's place, grabbed Fang Yan's arm and said, "Teacher Fang, Yuan Xiaolin is too bad. She actually changed your number on my mobile phone, so that I couldn't get through to your phone, you quickly teach her a lesson-----"

Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan glanced at each other, and both of them had deep helplessness and sadness in their hearts.

Could it really be a cruel world where only faces are seen?

"I still think Ren Jin is good-looking. Fang Haohan said. "I don't like these little girls. ”

Fang Yingying nodded and said, "Too thin." ”

After thinking about it, Fang Yingying asked, "Is Uncle Xiao Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman?"

"He's Superman. ”

"Why?"

"They all like to tie their panties to their chests, but they don't wear bottoms at all. ”

Fang Yingying patted Fang Haohan's shoulder and said with deep sympathy: "If there are no bottoms, there is no bottom." ”

The bald man came over and patted Fang Yingxing's shoulder, and then patted Fang Haohan's shoulder, and didn't say anything. It's all in plain sight.

Fang Yingying took Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin into the house, Zhang Chen, a big man wearing a scarf, was busy in the kitchen, and when he saw Fang Yan coming in, he said with a sincere smile: "Master, the curry chicken will be fine for a while." You sit with the guests for a while----"

Fang Yan corrected Zhang Chen's title solemnly, and said: "Zhang Chen, how many times have I said that we are brothers---- I am better than your kung fu and higher than your cultivation, but this is not the reason why I can become your master----

"Master, I will definitely let you take me as an apprentice. Zhang Chen said with a persistent face. "It doesn't matter if it's a year or two years, whether it's ten years or twenty years. ”

Fang Yan shook his head and said to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin: "There are too many such difficult guys who want to rush over to learn martial arts, if I agree to everyone---- how can I still engage in my favorite teaching and educating people? Look at how romantic it is to write, write, read and read poetry? What do you do to fight and kill? I am a person who advocates peace." I hate war. ”

Fang Yingying covered his ass and dared not speak angrily. The Peacemaker was kicked just now.

"yes, yes. Jiang Qin put his arm around Fang Yan and nodded repeatedly. "Teacher Fang still wants to tutor me in Chinese. ”

"Yes. Teacher Fang is a knowledgeable, elegant and gentle man, how can he be that kind of thug who fights and kills?" Yuan Lin's little tail also praised. "But Mr. Fang's fighting posture is also very handsome. ”

"Really?" Fang Yan's face was happy, and he quickly said with a stern face: "The purpose of learning martial arts is to strengthen the body and protect the family and defend the country. If a martial artist is bent on using martial arts to look cool and handsome in the modern city, then I can conclude that this martial artist will not achieve anything----- I often say this to my juniors. Fang Yingying Fang Haohan, do I often educate you like this?"

"------" Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan no longer know how to express their feelings in their hearts at this time.

They always thought that they could become a teacher, but the longer they came into contact with Uncle Xiao, the more they felt that he was an existence that looked up to the mountains----- and it was not enough to rely on the efforts of the day after tomorrow.

After a pause, Fang Yan said to Zhang Chen, who was standing aside, "I'll feed you after dinner." ”

"Thank you, Master. Zhang Chen was overjoyed. Fang Yan agreed to feed him, which was tantamount to instructing him in disguise.

Fang Yan waved his hand and said, "Make a good chicken." Make a good chicken. ”

"Yes, Master. Zhang Chen forced a smile and turned around to concentrate on making coffee chickens.

Fang Yan sat down on the sofa in the living room and said, "Aren't you two going to ask me questions about the language? ”

Fang Yan is a Chinese teacher, and Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin are both students. He really wants to help them improve their language scores. The junior high school is also about to take the midterm exam, if he can help them solve a few problems and improve their scores in the exam, then Fang Yan also feels that they have not come in vain.

"Do you really want to teach?" Jiang Qin said with a bitter face.

"Yes, why don't we learn again after dinner?" Yuan Lin also refused to study.

"Learn now. Fang Yan said with a serious expression. "You are students, and the first purpose of students is to learn. Don't think about other messy things. ”

Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin glanced at each other, and their moods were a little depressed. Teacher Fang has something to say.

"Take out the language textbook. Fang Yan said.

The two little girls took off their schoolbags very unhappily, and then rummaged through them for a while.

One second, two seconds, one minute, two minutes----

What's even more strange is that the skin of the two women is red and rippling, and fine beads of sweat appear on their foreheads.

Fang Yan looked at Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin, who were almost about to put their heads into their schoolbags, and asked, "What are you two doing? It's so difficult to find a textbook? Is your schoolbag a bottomless pit?"

"Teacher Fang-----" Jiang Qin's little face was about to cry. "I forgot to bring my Chinese textbook. ”

"Me too. Yuan Lin's face was also flushed. "When I got out of school, I obviously stuffed my Chinese textbook into my school bag, why did it disappear?"

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