In a dream.

Du Shuwan and Su Tianyin were sitting around a table in Tingquan Pavilion and were eating supper.

Du Shuwan said: "Zhu Bajie will pretend to be me tomorrow, when the time comes, don't reveal his identity, just take the opportunity to tease him." However, don't be too deliberate, just go with the flow, so as not to expose flaws and arouse suspicion. ”

"Hmm. Su Qianyin bent her eyebrows and turned to ask, "Actually, I want to ask you something." You...... Are you still alive?"

Du Shuwan smiled: "Of course I'm still alive, what's wrong?"

Su Tianyin confessed: "Today, in order to find you, I specially sent someone to investigate your news, and learned that you live in the rental house of Baiwei Bookstore on Student Street in Nanzhou City. However, you have been missing for several days, your whereabouts are unknown, and many people think you are dead. I contacted him today, and according to Cai Shi, he hasn't seen you for several days, and I suspect that something may have happened to you, and even your "Man Who Can't Get Married" has been broken for a few days. So, I was a little worried about whether you were dead, so I appeared in my dream......"

It turned out that after the Great Purge, Du Shuwan would disappear from the earth, and the people around him would mistakenly think that Du Shuwan was dead because they could not find him.

Su Tianyin was very worried about Du Shuwan's safety, and even suspected that Du Shuwan was dead, so she gave her a dream.

"Rest assured, I'm not dead. Du Shuwan soothed, "Actually, I've been staying by your side all the time, just to prevent me from showing my feet and not showing up for the time being." Because the Film Bureau may secretly send someone to monitor the entire earth, I can't act rashly, I can only choose to meet you in my dreams. ”

After listening to the explanation, Su Tianyin was a little relieved, was silent for a while, and then asked, "By the way, can I go to the student street to visit your rental house?"

"What is there to visit in the rental house?"

"Didn't you say we used to live together in a rental house? ”

"You can go whenever you want. ”

"Then I'll check it out tomorrow. By the way, do you have a copy of The Man Who Can't Get Married in your rental house? I've read all the chapters you've updated on the Internet today, but you haven't updated it in days. ”

"I don't have a manuscript saved, but if you see Zhu Bajie tomorrow, you can ask Zhu Bajie to create "The Man Who Can't Get Married". At that time, I can continue to update as Zhu Bajie. ”

"Can Zhu Bajie write?"

"Of course not, it's an opportunity to tease him. ”

The reason why Du Shuwan teased Zhu Bajie was naturally to reduce the friendliness and strive to get "The Biography of Zhu Bajie" into the bookshelf.

The life reader shows that the friendliness of Zhu Bajie has decreased significantly:

"The Biography of Zhu Bajie", friendship level -14, no right to read;

As long as he continues to tease Zhu Bajie, the friendship level is expected to decline further.

......

At the same time.

Huaguo Mountain, Jade Girl Peak.

Zhu Bajie sat cross-legged on a mountain rock, concentrating, and was practicing the "Seventy-two Changes" taught by Sun Wukong.

"Seventy-two Changes" is a superior transfiguration, broad and profound, and it originally took a long time to learn.

HOWEVER, ZHU BAJIE ASKED NEDIE TO OPEN A SMALL PLUG-IN FOR HIM, WITH THE AURA OF THE PROTAGONIST, SO HE ONLY STUDIED FOR ONE NIGHT, AND HE HAS ALREADY STARTED TO GET STARTED.

"Change!"

Zhu Bajie's mind moved, and he changed seventy-two times, and his body suddenly changed and turned into a pine tree.

"Change!"

In the next second, Zhu Bajie's figure flickered and turned into a flower again.

After that, Zhu Bajie used continuous change forms, successively becoming ants, birds, grass, thatched huts, etc.

Seeing this scene, Sun Wukong was shocked, because he spent a lot of time studying "Seventy-two Changes" back then, and he didn't expect Zhu Bajie to get started in just one night.

Sun Wukong wondered, when did this pig become so smart?

When Sun Wukong taught Zhu Bajie "Seventy-two Changes", neither of them realized that Du Shuwan was actually standing beside them. At this time, Du Shuwan used the invisibility technique of the Northern Underworld to hide himself, and Sun Wukong failed to detect his existence even if he had fiery eyes.

When Du Shuwan looked at the stone that sealed Sun Wukong, the life reader showed a biography:

"The Legend of the Monkey King", friendliness -44, no right to read;

Sun Wukong's friendliness actually reached -44, the reason why it was so low was because Sun Wukong mistakenly believed Zhu Bajie's lie, thinking that Du Shuwan sealed him in the stone, and naturally hated Du Shuwan.

Sun Wukong originally loved and hated clearly, and he was sealed for so many years, and it was inevitable that he would be angry.

Of course, this is not a bad thing. Because the Monkey King's friendliness is already very close to -50, his biography is hopeful to make it to the shelves.

"Bajie!" At this time, Sun Wukong asked, "For more than 900 years, I have not been able to speak, why can I speak as soon as you appear?"

Zhu Bajie lied: "Brother Monkey, you couldn't speak before because Du Shuwan used a forbidden seal on you. I just helped you break the seal, and you were able to speak. ”

"Forbidden Seal?" Sun Wukong thought for a moment and asked again, "Bajie, why didn't Du Shuwan seal you, but sealed my grandson?"

Zhu Bajie provoked: "Du Shuwan is the demon king of troubled times, as long as he is not used to seeing people, he will be sealed." It is said that Du Shuwan thinks that you are just a Bi Ma Wen, but the self-proclaimed Monkey King, arrogant, and lawless, decided to clean you up. ”

"How can this be reasonable!" Sun Wukong was instantly angry, and his friendliness dropped by 3 points.

Sun Wukong said indignantly: "Bajie, you must find a way to save me out, my old grandson wants to settle accounts with Du Shuwan!"

"Save you?" Zhu Bajie smiled and thought: You are just a monkey, and you have been sealed by the Film Bureau. If it weren't for the fact that you didn't even have a chance to speak, you still wanted to escape?

"Brother Monkey, thank you for passing me "Seventy-two Changes", I'll go first, you take care of yourself. ”

Learning seventy-two changes, Zhu Bajie's figure flashed and left quickly.

After leaving, Zhu Bajie immediately submitted an application to the Film Bureau to ban Sun Wukong again, so Sun Wukong couldn't speak again.

Sun Wukong didn't know the inside story, and mistakenly thought that Du Shuwan had used a forbidden seal on him again, and his friendliness to Du Shuwan further declined:

"The Legend of the Monkey King", friendliness -51, can be read;

So, under the selection of Zhu Bajie, "The Legend of the Monkey King" successfully entered the bookshelf......

......

Morning.

After Su Tianyin woke up, she drove a small car out of Shanshui Manor alone and went to Baiwei Bookstore on Student Street to see Du Shuwan's rental house.

When she arrived at the rental house, Su Tianyin found that there was a man living in the house, who looked exactly like Du Shuwan.

It turned out that Zhu Bajie had used "Seventy-two Changes" to become Du Shuwan's appearance, pretending to be Du Shuwan, and waiting for Su Tianyin in the rental house.

Su Tianyin made a plan and asked, "Du Shuwan, it turns out that you are at home! I heard that you have disappeared in the past few days?"

"I'm not missing. Zhu Bajie said in Du Shuwan's tone, "I'm just going out for a trip." ”

"Where are you going?"

"Huaguo Mountain. Zhu Bajie asked casually, "We haven't seen each other for more than ten years, right?"

"Well, twelve years. Su Tianyin changed his words, "By the way, did you write "The Man Who Can't Get Married"?"

"Not bad. Zhu Bajie nodded.

"I like this book "The Man Who Can't Get Married", but why hasn't it been updated recently?"

"Uh......" Zhu Bajie made up blindly, "I recently traveled to Huaguo Mountain, so I didn't update it." ”

"Will it be updated in the future?"

"Absolutely. Zhu Bajie thought to himself: Su Tianyin likes this book "The Man Who Can't Get Married" so much, if I update this book, it should be able to improve her favorability, right?

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie patted his chest and promised: "I will continue to update "The Man Who Can't Get Married" today. ”

"Really?

"At least ten chapters. Zhu Bajie boasted about Haikou.

"Ten chapters, can you write ten chapters a day?"

"Of course, I'm a professional when it comes to writing. Zhu Bajie pretended to be forced.

"Then I'm waiting for your update today. Su Tianyin chatted a few words, and then said, "I still have some things, so I'll go first, and next time I have time to eat together." ”

"Good!"

After sending Su Tilting away.

Zhu Bajie was quite excited, because he finally managed to get close to Su Tianyin and took an important step.

Zhu Bajie felt that as long as he continued to pretend to be Du Shuwan, he would definitely be able to chase Su Tianyin into his hands.

However, at the moment, Zhu Bajie has to complete one thing first - to create the book "The Man Who Can't Get Married".

Zhu Bajie didn't know how to write because he never did.

In order to write well, Zhu Bajie found NEDIE and wanted to open another plug-in to write.

......

NEDIE HEADQUARTERS.

ZHU BAJIE SAID: "NEDIE, I WANT TO WRITE, YOU GIVE ME A WRITING PLUG-IN, SO THAT I CAN REPLACE DU SHUWAN TO CREATE "THE MAN WHO CAN'T GET MARRIED". ”

NEDIE: "MR. PIG, I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU OPEN A CHEAT, BUT YOU'VE OPENED A CHEAT FOUR TIMES IN A DAY, AND YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY FOR THE MOVIE......"

"I don't care!" Zhu Bajie had a tough attitude, "Su Tianyin is waiting for the update of "The Man Who Can't Get Married", I have to write ten chapters today, this is an opportunity to improve Su Tianyin's favorability." Anyway, you have to give me a writing plugin!"

NEDIE SAID HELPLESSLY, "OKAY. However, there are several levels of writing plugins, with different prices. The primary writing plug-in costs 100 million, the intermediate writing plug-in costs 500 million, the advanced writing plug-in costs 5 billion, and as for the god-level writing plug-in, I can't make it. In view of the serious lack of production funds at present, I can only reluctantly give you a plug-in for elementary writing. ”

"Elementary writing plug-in?" Zhu Bajie couldn't help but complain: "You are a film company that has been established for millions of years, why is there so little money for film production?"

NEDIE SAID: "MR. PIG, I JUST PAID A HUGE PURGE FEE A FEW DAYS AGO, DRAINED ALL MY SAVINGS, AND ALMOST FACED BANKRUPTCY. I'm working hard now to shoot "The Legend of Su Tilting", and I also want to make some money quickly......"

"Okay, don't tell me it's useless! Write for me right away, beginner is primary, I'm in a hurry. ”

"Good!"

AS A RESULT, NEDIE IMMEDIATELY DEVELOPED A PLUGIN FOR ELEMENTARY WRITING.

After getting the writing plug-in, Zhu Bajie learned to write at once and began to create "The Man Who Can't Get Married".

Zhu Bajie sat in front of the computer, hard-headed codewords.

Zhu Bajie is a typical playboy who likes to have fun, and he has no interest in things like code words. Just to please Su Tianyin, I had to grit my teeth and insist.

"This damn Du Shuwan, why is it a writer, causing me to sit in front of the computer all day long and code words!

Zhu Bajie complained while coding words, and his friendliness to Du Shuwan decreased little by little.

After gritting his teeth and persisting for more than ten hours, Zhu Bajie finally coded out 10 chapters, and he was eager to please Su Tianyin, so he immediately uploaded all of them to the station to update "The Man Who Can't Get Married".

After Zhu Bajie was updated, he was originally full of expectations. However, when he checked the book review area, he realized that something was wrong.

Many book friends have left messages:

"Wow, the author has made great efforts to update! I stopped updating for three days before, and I thought the author was a eunuch. ”

"These ten chapters updated today don't feel right, it's not the original taste!"

"Upstairs +1! Today's chapters seem to have been written by a different person, did the author find a gunslinger to ghostwrite?"

"The author doesn't seem to be in a state, and the style of the latest chapter is not quite right. ”

......

Seeing the messages of these book friends, Zhu Bajie frowned, because there were many messages that were dissatisfied with the chapters that had just been updated.

Zhu Bajie wrote it to please Su Tianyin, but judging from the current situation, it seems that it is not optimistic and may be self-defeating.

ZHU BAJIE ASKED: "NEDIE, DIDN'T I OPEN A WRITING PLUGIN, WHY CAN'T THE CHAPTERS I WRITE BE RECOGNIZED BY BOOK FRIENDS?"

NEDIE EXPLAINS: "THE WRITING PLUGIN ONLY IMPROVES YOUR WRITING SKILLS, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN WRITE EXACTLY THE SAME WORK AS DU. Du Shuwan's fans have become accustomed to his writing style. If your writing style is different from Du Shuwan's, it will be difficult to get the approval of hardcore book fans. ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Then you can open a plug-in for me again, so that I can write exactly the same as Du Shuwan." ”

"It's a bit hard. NEDIE SAID BLUNTLY, "MR. PIG, YOU HAVE ALREADY OPENED A HANG-UP FIVE TIMES, AND YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE THE FUNDS TO MAKE ANOTHER PLUG-IN." Why don't you wait two more days? Two days later, the film "The Legend of Su Qianyin" will receive its first income, and then there will be funding. ”

"Two days later?"

Zhu Bajie has to update the chapter today, how can he wait two days?

If the update is not timely, Su Tianyin's favorability may decline again.

What to do?

Zhu Bajie considered going over to find an immortal who is good at writing - Wenqu Xing!

Wen Quxing is also a god in the "Journey to the West" movie, and he was also sealed. If Zhu Bajie can find Wenqu Xing, he can learn excellent writing skills from Wenqu Xing and save money on plug-ins.

IT'S JUST THAT WHERE WENQUXING IS SEALED, ZHU BAJIE DOESN'T KNOW FOR THE TIME BEING, AND NEDIE DOESN'T KNOW EITHER.

Because the matter of sealing the immortals is the responsibility of the Supervision Department of the Film Bureau, only the Supervision Department knows the whereabouts of Wenquxing.

Of course, if Zhu Bajie uses his grandfather's connections, he can still find Wenqu Xing, but this is troublesome after all.

Zhu Bajie pondered for a while and decided to ask No. 1 Du Shuwan for help. After all, Du Shuwan is the original author of "The Man Who Can't Get Married".

Zhu Bajie knew very well in his heart that Du Shuwan would not help him easily. In order to convince Du Shuwan, Zhu Bajie decided to negotiate a deal with him......

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