Chapter Sixty-Nine: The Four Stooges
Behind the half-collapsed blue brick wall, a fire burned fiercely.
Lu Yunfan woke up slowly, looked left and right, in the dark, Yiming and Lin Qiudu were looking at the moon in the sky back to back, talking about something in a whisper. Zhuang Zhuang fell under a tree not far away, and he was still asleep.
He tried to stand up, but when he struggled, he found that his hands and feet were tightly bound by thin wires.
He whispered a whistle to Yiming, successfully attracting their attention, and asked in a low voice, "What about Miao Miao and Xiao Qi?"
"Talk to those robbers!" Yi Ming said listlessly, and then looked up and continued to look at the night sky, the night sky here is clear and transparent, the sky is full of stars, but the breeze is a little cold, if you set up a tent and lie here to watch the starry sky, it is also a good thing.
Lu Yunfan moved his buttocks, I don't know if he was sitting on the stone, his buttocks were in pain, because he was dizzy before, and now he woke up a little difficult to bear the pain.
"We're not going to just go over it tonight, are we?" Lu Yunfan looked at the two of them resigned to their fate, a little annoyed, and asked in a low voice.
"Otherwise?" Lin Qiudu asked weakly.
"You are sober, so you haven't thought of a way?" Lu Yunfan asked again.
"Money, food, equipment, bicycles, all in their hands, and we're all hungry now. We can't beat it, not to mention that we're all tied up now. You can, now that you're awake, this opportunity is for you, try to think of a good way before Zhuang Zhuang wakes up!" Lin Qiudu rolled his eyes, and under the moonlight, the white eyeballs rolled up like a wolf.
"There's no way, now I can only look at Miao Miao's, just ask those guys to just make money, don't be content with our lives because of Zhuangzhuang's punch, what money is not money, life does not bring death and does not take it." ”
Lu Yunfan thought of the majesty before Zhuangzhuang, and suddenly thought of a good idea, as long as the strong bloodiness was stimulated again, wouldn't everything be done? He happily told the two of them his thoughts, but who knew that Lin Qiudu sighed and said: "Do you think Zhuang Zhuang is the Hulk? If you want to transform, you can transform, this is a mental illness that he is depressed in his heart, and his timidity is probably also caused when he was a child, if you want to untie his heart knot, how easy is it!"
"Then during the day, why did he suddenly erupt?"
"I guess I'm overly angry, before I met you, I actually saw him like this once. ”
"Oh?" Lu Yunfan and Yiming both pricked up their ears.
Lin Qiudu was silent for a few seconds, organized his words, and recalled that experience.
"That year, I had just opened a store, and Zhuang Zhuang went to my store to buy things, probably because he had the same hobbies, and I also wanted to make more friends, so I chatted with him for a while. After that, he also came to my store many times to buy things, and they got to know each other as soon as they came and went. You know, my store is a shopping mall across the door, there is a supermarket under the mall, that time Zhuang Zhuang went out and accidentally bumped into an aunt carrying vegetables, although the collision was not serious, but the strong body you all know, hit it can not be light, not to mention that he also stepped on the aunt's calf, alas, this is terrible. ”
Lin Qiudu sighed and paused.
"And then?" Lu Yunfan and Yiming asked in unison.
"I was in the store at the time, and I didn't know what the aunt said, but I knew that the aunt was not alone, but a wave. When I heard the voice go out, the strong face was already a little distorted, and those aunts were still saying extremely ugly words, as if these old ladies had not done anything else in their lives, and they were accumulating resentment. And Zhuang Zhuang obviously became the gas bucket, and the old lady was really, saying that she was injured, and the result was that she was scolding with her feet, and Zhuang Zhuang was trembling and listening with his empty wallet. Suddenly, he seemed to be crazy, pushed the aunt to the ground, and arrested people when he saw them, and the onlookers fled one after another, even the aunt avoided it from a distance and continued to scold, Zhuang Zhuang knocked down the street lamp like a bull, I wanted to hug him, but as soon as I came over, he kicked him back. In the end, the police came, and four or five people controlled him. At that time, he was really like a demon king of the mixed world, not afraid of heaven and earth. ”
With a sigh of unfinished gas, he turned his head away.
Lu Yunfan asked, "It's over?"
"Well, yes, what more do you want to know?"
"Your explanation is really incisive, and I haven't said the most critical reason for a long time, and I thought I could find something from it. Lu Yunfan was really a little helpless, listening to him babble a lot, he still didn't know where the strong heart knot was, there was no way to activate this little giant, they still had to be tied here to fate.
On the side of the low wall, several big men giggled, but Lin Miao and Xiao Qi never said a word, Lu Yunfan kicked and kicked Zhuangzhuang, without any sign of waking up, so he struggled twice, trying to find a more comfortable position, but his hands and feet were tied, and he was not comfortable at all.
"Yiming, where's your saw?" struggled to no avail, Lu Yunfan remembered that Yiming's folding saw was always hanging behind his buttocks, so he asked.
"In the bag!"
"I'll go to your uncle's, why did you stuff it in your bag?"
"Your uncle, it's a wire tied to our hands, do you want to harm yourself?
"I'll go to your uncle, I'm not trying to figure out a way, you two stupid brains have given up, who else can I count on?"
"Your uncle, don't you always hang two wooden-handled knives behind your buttocks?"
"You two uncles, can you stop arguing, be careful to recruit people again, my shoulder still hurts. Lin Qiudu saw that the two of them were getting louder and louder, and directly used a higher voice to stop them, but as soon as he finished speaking, a dark shadow appeared in front of them.
"Yo, this kid is awake, your beef jerky tastes good, one per person, don't starve!" the little bald head pushed away the oil paper outside, shoved the beef jerky into their mouths one by one, and finally kicked Zhuang Zhuang again.
"Fatty, don't pretend to be asleep, get up!"
"Ahh......h
", it turns out that Zhuang Zhuang is really pretending to be asleep?" Lu Yunfan was stunned, if he hadn't seen Zhuang Zhuang's mighty side, he couldn't believe that Zhuang Zhuang would pretend to be asleep!
"I'm so hungry, can you give me another one?" Zhuang Zhuang smiled flatteringly, and the sissy began again.
"Fuck off!" the bald head turned around angrily and left.
Lu Yunfan hurriedly clamped his legs and screamed.
"Bald brother, I'm in a hurry, can you do me a favor and take off my pants, and then trouble you to wipe my ass and put my pants on after pulling it, I thank you so much!"
"Fuck off! I'm a robber, not your little nanny, pull it in your pants, I'll bury it for you in a while anyway!" After the bald head finished speaking, he turned around and left, leaving the four of them with big eyes and small eyes.
"Who, who said they were only for money? Stand up for me, I promise not to kill him!"
"Did anyone say that?" said Kazuaki, pretending to be trying to remember.
"It's all like this, no one can stand up, no one can beat anyone, let's just stop and stay, Miao Miao and Xiao Qi are still with them, they will definitely find a way. Besides, if those bastards really want to bury us, Zhuangzhuang will be ...... sooner" Lin Qiudu's sudden stammering surprised both of them, and when they looked up, a black shadow of a big man was standing in front of them, but they all knew that the bald head had already left, and the bald head was not so huge.
"What's wrong with you?" the three of them breathed a sigh of relief as soon as the shadow spoke.
"Zhuang Zhuang, are you trying to scare someone to death? How do you untie the wire?" Following Lin Qiudu's words just now, Zhuang Zhuang actually realized it silently, which couldn't help but make him curious.
"Oh, just when I ate beef jerky, I untied it by the way? These people are really stupid, such a way of tying it, as soon as you raise your hand, it will be brought to your mouth, if the rope is not easy to untie!
"Thanks, I'd better do it myself. Lu Yunfan felt that Zhuangzhuang's words were almost the same as scolding them, even if he didn't mean that, at least he had the meaning of insult. So the three of them endured the pain of the wire piercing their mouths, and slowly unscrewed the wire knot twisted into flowers with their teeth.
"It turns out that this thing only binds our minds, not our bodies at all!" Since Lin Qiudu reconciled with Lu Yunfan, his whole person has become much more lively, and he is no longer like before, always hiding behind his back and stretching his face.
"If you two had noticed it earlier, we would have been liberated a long time ago, and we were still looking at the stars back to back, but we were at ease!" Hiding in the shadows, Lu Yunfan didn't forget to taunt the two of them.
"What now?" Zhuang Zhuang asked.
"I think we should steal the money back first. Lin Qiudu didn't want to blurt it out.
"What about Miao Miao and Xiao Qi, they are now hostages!" Zhuang Zhuang continued.
"Lu Yunfan is going to save!" Lin Qiudu seemed to have thought about how to answer a long time ago, but he still blurted out.
All eyes were on Lu Yunfan's face, some people didn't know why, some people gloated, and some people took it for granted.
Lu Yunfan frowned, and after some calculations in his heart, the heads of the four people were piled together, and they took action separately when they were young.
Lu Yunfan twisted the wire that bound them into a ring, and used the extra wire to twist out two wire heads every few centimeters, like a small drop of blood, which was his weapon and his reliance.
Hold it tightly in your hands and wait for the perfect moment.
A few big men by the fire didn't know where to get a bottle of liquor, passing it to each other to drink, Lin Miao and Xiao Qi sat there, looking at a few people nervously, as if they were also looking for an opportunity.
"Brother Qiang, as soon as these guys are buried, there are no worries, can we divide the money?"
"I just know how to divide money, and the man who wants to kill his life hasn't done it yet!" said Longhair with a glaring glance and some displeasure.
"Then what do you ask the brothers to dig a hole for?"
"It's useful anyway, you don't need to know now, when the time comes, you will all understand. ”
"Hehe, Brother Qiang's brains, the brothers admire them, let's simmer them for a while......"
While they were chatting, a scream suddenly came from behind the wall, and everyone was startled.
Longfur nodded slightly at the bald head, motioning for him to take a brother to see what was going on, while he frowned, watching the movement behind the low blue brick wall.