Chapter 890: The Old Lady Teaches Them a Lesson!
HKUST,
In an experimental base,
A young man is sitting on the stage supervising five students, and although they appear to be the same age, the young man on the stage is actually in his thirties, an associate professor of mathematics at HKUST, and the head coach of the national team in this Olympiad.
However, at this time, he has a problem, that is, this group of contestants is too good, so good that he can no longer teach, almost everyone has their own papers, many of which are top international journals, compared to this... The young associate professor's accomplishments seem to be a little less impressive.
There's no way around it.
There has never been a shortage of geniuses in this world, except for the difference in identity, in fact, this associate professor and the contestants in the audience maintain the same speed in the academic field, and even those who are slightly faster because they are young.
But...
Soon these young players will encounter the Waterloo of life, there is one person who has never taken the so-called genius seriously, he is Xu Mang... People give the nickname Ruthless Harvester, specializing in harvesting geniuses in the eyes of people.
"Brother Sun..."
"This question... It's so simple. One of the players present frowned and said seriously: "I don't think it's possible to have such a question in an international competition, I think that when it comes to that level of question, it is more logical." ”
Associate Professor Sun usually does not have a serious posture, plus he is kind and kind, and in many cases he mingles with students, and because of this, Associate Professor Sun is liked and supported by the vast majority of students, and this time is no exception.
"Yes!"
"It may be to give a mathematical model, to deduce some formulas according to this model, and then to give relative points based on the degree of completion and logic of the derived formulas. Another player said: "I remember last year like this, that's how it was written. ”
"Anyway..."
"My forte is mathematical modeling. The female contestant covered her mouth and said with a smile: "I won the first prize in the National Mathematical Model Competition, and I also went to the international competition and won the top five... If you encounter this kind of problem, I don't think it will be difficult. ”
Associate Professor Sun glanced at the five people present and said indifferently: "You think you are already very powerful, right? ”
"Hey, hey, hey..."
"There is no problem with the top three. The player smiled and said, "With our strength... The top three minimum standards, the domestic basically... I can't find any opponents, I mean, in the same age group, I can't find any..."
A little arrogant,
But this is the sign of young people again, and now this sign is a little bigger.
"Invincible at home?"
"This tone is not small!" Associate Professor Sun showed a smile and said lightly: "Your Academician Xu Mang stands up, I'm afraid this is a little inappropriate, your Academician Xu Mang is about the same age as you." ”
Time
The lab was filled with silence and helplessness, not to mention... If Academician Xu Mang stood up, I'm afraid those words just now would be a bit of a slap in the face, but... Academician Xu Mang's field is physics, and his mathematics only serves his field, while he is engaged in the field of mathematics.
Should...
It's comparable, right?
"Anyway..."
"Will Academician Xu Mang come?" the female player present asked curiously: "I remember that he is our advisor, but it has been a week, and the assistant coach has met several times, but he can't see Academician Xu Mang himself, is he named?"
"That's right!"
"Brother Sun... When is Academician Xu Mang coming?" asked another.
"I don't know. ”
"Maybe tomorrow, maybe in the afternoon. Associate Professor Sun said: "When the time comes, let your academician Xu Mang spur it and know what real helplessness is!"
Hearing Associate Professor Sun's words, several people present were quite unconvinced, Academician Xu Mang specializes in physics, and he is in mathematics, which makes everyone feel helpless... Seems a little difficult, right? math problems in physics... Aren't they all formulas?
meanwhile
Xu Mang was driving his own sports car, carrying Yang Xiaoman on the way to the capital, but Xu Mang was scolded by his wife wildly along the way, and every time he arrived in a service area, he was beaten violently, there was no way... Xu Mang drove a McLaren 720S custom version at the scene, and in order to achieve lightweight, there were almost no entertainment facilities in it.
"You bastard!"
"Mother, I'm going to die of back pain now. Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Big idiot... I don't sit on a good plane, but I just drive a car... The seats are so hard, there is not even a radio on them, and they are so noisy that every time you step on the accelerator, it is deafening. ”
"Garbage truck!"
"I smashed it directly in the capital!" Yang Xiaoman sat in the restaurant in the service area, drinking milk tea, and said angrily: "If you drive this kind of broken car and take me out to play in the future, believe it or not, you will be screwed off your dog's head?"
“...”
"You bought this car!" Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: "What... Isn't that right?"
"Yes, yes!"
"I bought it for you, and you used it to abuse me?" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang: "Look at Chenxi, it's an Audi, and it's a four-door one, and there's everything on it... You look at you again, there are only two doors in possession. ”
Xu Mang thought about it for a while, decided to sell Chen Xi, and hurriedly said: "Because my co-pilot will always only sit in one person, that is my dear wife, and the reason why Chen Xi bought a four-door car, he needs to carry a lot of beautiful women." ”
moment
Xiao Man was speechless, not knowing how to refute at all.
If you think about it, this big idiot makes sense, Tatsuki, this stinky boy... Although I have a girlfriend, I heard that I have been out in the field, and once I didn't catch Xiaoqiong, I still dealt with it myself.
"Xiao Man?"
"Huh?"
"I'm going to buy an RV. Xu Mang said seriously: "What do you think of the larger RV, driving the RV to take you and the children to travel outside? The RV has everything on it, kitchen, bedroom, living room, toilet, etc." ”
"Okay!"
"How much?" Yang Xiaoman hurriedly asked.
"Mercedes-Benz Setos 6X6, only nine in the world... There is only one in Asia, and now it is waiting for a financier to own it!" Xu Mang showed a lewd smile: "Let's take it... Bought it, I asked... Probably less than 20 million. ”
Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and said with a frown: "After I bought it... Will you really take me and the kids on a tour?"
"Nonsense!"
"I bought it for tourism, otherwise what would I use it for?" Xu Mang glanced at him and hurriedly added, "Besides... If I don't take you out, who else can I take with me?
Yang Xiaoman thought for a while, nodded silently, and said, "Okay... Then buy it, I'll give Tatsuki a call and ask him to get in touch. ”
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"My wife is wise!" Xu Mang said with a grin.
however
Yang Xiaoman always feels unsteady, this big pig's trotters have a habit, that is, to collect all kinds of famous cars, and now the number of cars is still forty, and almost all of them are more than 10 million sports cars, every time there is a new car, this guy will lick his face and come over to beg.
Helpless... She is also a soft-hearted woman, she can't stand his bitter face, and she is always deceived.
maybe
There is also a willing ingredient in it.
After a brief rest, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman embarked on a journey to the capital, although there were no entertainment facilities in the car, but fortunately, there was on-board charging, which made this boring journey more interesting.
"How many kilometers are left?"
"Eight hundred kilometers. ”
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)
The old lady really believed in his evil!
Bastard!
...
Two days later,
The students who went to participate in the International Collegiate Mathematics Competition fell into a confused stage, and spent the whole day doing some mechanical exercises, but the practice problems were nothing new, which was very fatal to them.
Over time, there was a bit of inertia, and I didn't want to continue practicing, but there was still a month left to compete.
"It's so boring!"
"Becky... Do you think we can win the championship?" a male player stretched and asked the female player next to him, "I don't want to practice a little bit... It's too boring, it's too boring. ”
"I guess so. ”
"Actually, everyone doesn't want to practice, but what can be done?" the female player smiled wryly, "Keep practicing... Otherwise, it will embarrass Brother Sun. ”
Although I get along very well with Associate Professor Sun, everyone knows that he is the head coach and he is just a player, even if the relationship is harmonious, all the principles cannot be ignored, and the tasks given must be completed.
It's just that...
These exercises are so easy!
In less than half an hour,
A few people completed all the exercises for today, and the rest of the time was to wait for the assistant coach to correct the questions and move on to the next round of practice.
"Anyway..."
"Yang Xiaoman is the first place in the previous editions of PUMaC, right?" the female player asked curiously, "Who led the team at that time?"
"Forgot..."
"I don't really care. ”
"I'll do it anyway. A male player said disapprovingly.
At this point,
Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman and Associate Professor Sun, standing not far from the door, heard the whole content of their chat, Xu Mang and Associate Professor Sun had nothing, Yang Xiaoman was almost not mad, this kid is too arrogant.
"What's wrong?"
"Blown up?" Xu Mang glanced at Xiao Man beside him, and said with a smile: "Everyone is a genius in the field of mathematics, don't join in the fun if you are an economist." ”
It's okay not to say it,
As soon as it was said, Xiao Man exploded directly on the spot.
"The old lady wants to compete with them on the same stage!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Associate Professor Sun... Please agree to my request, and... Exposing my identity, I want to give these people who are not self-sufficient, and give a good lesson!"
"You!"
"Go back to the hotel and stay for me!" Pointing at Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman said, "Today, I will rub the sharp energy on these people's bodies first!"
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