Fang Yuan was a little frightened by his words, "Are you sure you're talking about 'she' and not 'him'?"

"Nonsense, I grew up with her, I don't know if she's a man or a woman?" Lu Shouyi said unhappily.

"You were actually pried by a woman for your girlfriend, and you really ....... Fang Yuan didn't know what to say.

"If you have the opportunity to meet her, you will know, this woman is amazing!" Lu Shouyi said that it was definitely not because of his own instigation, but because the other party was too strong.

"Even so, you don't have to avoid her, what does it matter if you are green by a woman?" In fact, Fang Yuan was also thinking about this question in his heart, is being green by a woman?

"After she pried my girlfriend back then, I was hot-headed and ready to settle accounts with her, but instead of beating her, I was beaten by her. "Lu Shouyi broke the jar and broke it, anyway, he said it, so he didn't hide it.

Fang Yuan laughed out loud when he heard this, "You're in high school, and you can't even beat a girl?"

"You know a fart, I will apply for interest classes in elementary school, I will apply for table tennis, she will report taekwondo, I have given up after studying for a year, but she has persisted for more than ten years, do you think I can fight?" Lu Shouyi glared at Fang Yuan angrily.

"It's not necessarily a good fight, but I still want to laugh, hahahaha....... Fang Yuan laughed out loud.

"Don't laugh, you're laughing at a fart!" Lu Shouyi was annoyed, and reached out to pinch Fang Yuan's neck.

However, he didn't have as much strength as Fang Yuan before, not to mention that now, without even touching his clothes, Fang Yuan had already rushed out, catching up with Xinxin in front of him in three steps and two steps.

"Dad, why are you smiling so happily?" Xinxin heard her father's voice, turned around, carrying a bamboo basket in one hand and a dandelion in the other.

"It's nothing, Dad is joking with Uncle Lu. Fang Yuan said casually.

When the little guy heard this, his eyes rolled around, and then he raised the dandelion in his hand to his eyes, and asked innocently, "Dad, what is this?"

Fang Yuan squatted down and said, "This is a dandelion." ”

"Oh, it turned out to be a dandelion, huh~. The little one's mouth puffed up, and she blew it out, and the fluffy dandelion pounced on Fang Quan's face, and then she turned and ran.

Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, he was actually tricked by the villain, so he stood up and shouted: "Little villain, you dare to be mischievous, see if I don't catch you." "Slow yourself down at the same time.

The little man heard it from behind, and ran more vigorously, laughed louder, echoed in the air, fell in the fields, and ...... in the grass.

Fang Yuan let Xinxin run away for a while, then quickly chased after her, hugged her from behind, and then put it around his neck, "Look at me catching the little villain!"

caused the villain to scream and laugh.

Lu Shouyi, who was following behind, saw it, and couldn't help but show envy, and secretly wondered in his heart, did he listen to his mother's words, find a woman to marry, and then give birth to a lovely daughter like Xinxin?

......

The three of them came to the orchard, there were not only Fang Yuan's family, but also other fruit trees in the same town, connected together, the air was filled with the smell of fruit, Fang Yuan put the little guy down from his shoulder, and then found a long bamboo pole under the mango tree next to him, there was a toothed circle on the bamboo pole, and under the circle was a net bag, which was made by Fang's father, specially used to pick mangoes.

Xinxin looked up at the tree full of fruits, her mouth opened wide, and she shouted: "There are so many fruits, so powerful." The exclamation.

Fang Yuan stretched out the bamboo pole, found a yellowed mango and hooked it lightly, and it landed in the net pocket, and then took it down and peeled it off, revealing the yellow flesh inside, smelling a sweet smell, the little man had already stared at the mango in his father's hand full of anticipation, Fang Yuan naturally would not let her down, and handed it to her directly: "Try it to see if it tastes good, but be careful not to get it on the clothes." ”

The little guy happily took it when he heard this, and took a bite with both hands, his whole cheek was stained with mangoes, but he still showed a satisfied smile.

Fang Yuan picked another one from the tree, and then handed it to Lu Shouyi, who was standing.

"Come, taste it too. ”

Lu Shouyi didn't know what he was thinking, so he took it indifferently.

"Okay, as the saying goes, you can't catch a wolf if you can't give up a child, and you can't catch a hooligan if you can't catch a daughter-in-law. ”

When Lu Shouyi heard this, he glared at him with an unhappy face, "It didn't happen to you, you know a fart." ”

"If you want me to say, you still listen to your mother, go and look around with that girl, maybe you can not only sleep with the girl, but also sleep with her girlfriend, killing two birds with one stone. Fang Yuan said jokingly.

But when Lu Shouyi heard this, his eyes lit up, and he finally smiled.

"Hey, you won't take it seriously, will you?" Fang Yuan exclaimed.

Fang Yuan thought to himself, if it is the male protagonist, then it must also be me, the ability obtained from dreaming, isn't it the golden finger in the online novel......? , think about it, it's a little exciting!

But why has it been more than a month, the school flower, the police flower, and the uniform girl have not been seen, and there is one of the neighbor's, but unfortunately she is ripe, and she has been ripe for 50 years, and she is the neighbor's 80-year-old grandmother Zhou.

At this time, I saw Lu Shouyi coquettishly stroked his bangs and said: "Haven't I always been the hero? I am handsome and rich, mature and stable, and the most important thing is that there is a standard for male pig's feet, a poor dick and a fat friend." As he spoke, his eyes looked directly at Fang Yuan.

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Although he was very unhappy, Fang Yuan suddenly felt that what he said seemed to be very reasonable, but fortunately, he had lost weight now, it seemed that he should quickly find a fat friend, and then activate the treatment of the male protagonist, thinking of this, Tian Ruiyun Tian Fat from small fat to big flashed in front of him.

Lu Shouyi didn't care what Fang Yuan was thinking, he directly stuffed the mango in his hand back into Fang Yuan's hand, turned around and walked back.

"Hey, where are you going?" Fang Yuan shouted.

Lu Shouyi didn't look back, but just stretched out his right hand and waved it: "I'll go back to Lushi first, see you later?"

"Hey!"

"What else?" continued without looking back.

"I want to say, you're not handsome at all, LOW exploded. ”

Lu Shouyi stepped into the ditch when he heard this.

Fang Yuan laughed from behind.