"Xia Xia, Yiyi will give you a good news, Sister Yi helped Sister Xia get a little revenge, and gave the famous fishing master two bloody heads. ”

Speaking of this, Wenyi crossed his hands over 36D, touched his arm, shook the erected pores all over his body, and then continued: "Imagine that there is such a person, he is swimming in his mouthwash, he ......"

The picture of helping the fifth summer take revenge, for the coquettish enchantress with a "little" cleanliness habit, is a more terrifying experience than entering a haunted house.

"Good. ”

"Xia Xia, how is it enough to praise one word, you are quick to praise the invincible universe of others, super stupid. ”

"Great. "The emotionless stupidity in the mouth of the fifth summer, and the stupidity in the mouth of literature and art, it doesn't sound like a language belonging to the same earth.

"Ah, if you say two more words, will you have less meat or pay taxes?

"Are you alright?"

"Of course you're okay with Sister Yi, don't look at whose eldest sister is the biggest, super fierce, super powerful, is there any!"

“ICU。 ”

"Ah, do you want to know if there is anything wrong with the people who are sent to the ICU!, ah, are you still a good girlfriend who is shocking and crying, and a first-class best friend?"

The first thing Xia cared about was not whether there was anything wrong with a beautiful woman like her.

Ahh

"......" the fifth summer, so concise that there is not even a word left.

"Ah, okay, they lied to you. It's not to the point of going to the ICU, Xia Xia, don't be afraid. "Literature and art are the kind of people, even in the fifth summer who is completely silent on the other end of the phone, there will be no fierce and cute big sister who has nothing to say.

"Hmm. "The fifth summer of the one-word formula has been launched.

"Xia Xia, listen, the ambulance has just arrived, how can you enter the ICU so quickly?

"I don't believe it. ”

"How can Xia Xia not believe in Yiyi? It's really really called an ambulance, Yiyi really really helped Xia Xia avenge her hatred!"

When the whistle of the ambulance came from the other end of the phone, Fifth Xia's mood finally fluctuated with some worry: "Still cheating?"

Literature and art often engage in some "little mood", but she has never been a "technical controller" who makes enough props in place.

"It's not sauce purple! Xiao Yiyi will deceive Xia Xia twice in a row, and will definitely not deceive the third time, didn't we say that it was a good joke but three? Xia Xia, let me tell you, the ambulance was still called by my brother! When Sister Yi helped Xia Xiaomei take revenge, how could she be so shocking and crying. ”

"Awesome. Fifth Summer's tone quickly calmed down again.

If she wants to say that literature and art are making a lot of noise, she must be uneasy, but if there is that brother who dotes on her so much, there will be no problem.

In the fifth summer of Scotland, even if the heart runs to the side of literature and art, the actual position of the body is not allowed.

Lou Shang changed his clothes, put on his hair that had not yet dried, and hurried outside the venue.

Shuai Ge chased after Lou Shang and was speechless.

If you use "flying" to walk, have you considered the heavyweight feeling of three hundred and forty pounds?

"Those who know the inside story, know that you are going to tell the driver that you don't need an ambulance, and if you don't understand, I think you are going to rush to the ambulance to reincarnate!"

With such a special body as Lou Shang, he had to take a hot bath for ten minutes to drive away the cold, and then dry his hair before coming out.

"I'll find someone, you solve the ambulance. Lou Shang quickened his pace without looking back.

Shuai Ge actually knew that Lou Shang had already splashed to death, and if he went to the hospital at this time, most of them would just ask for psychological comfort.

Hospitals are a place responsible for curing diseases, not a place responsible for prevention.

But even if it's just psychological comfort, Shuai Ge wants to ask for it.

In the past five years, the building has not blown the air conditioner once, has not stayed up all night, and the cold has never been a thing.

People who often catch colds come and go quickly.

Like the tongue of the wine country, most of them are not cold, and when they catch a cold, they are extremely fierce.

Even if there is a little bit of imperceptible sequelae, it is not a result that Shuai Ge can accept.

Brother Dumped has only appeared in public once a year since he became famous five years ago.

In addition to Lou Shang's desire to get out of Stockholm syndrome, more importantly, Fan Lao has much higher expectations for Lou Shang, who inherits his mantle, than other apprentices.

In fact, it only took half a year for Lou Shang to get rid of the psychological problem that had plagued him for many years, and pushed him into a corner.

But Fan is getting old, and all kinds of sensory functions are degrading.

Mr. Fan Yiwu hopes that in his lifetime, he will pass on all his life's learning to the last disciple.

Therefore, Fan Lao has always been reluctant to let Lou Shang "go out of the mountain".

Lou Shang is only grateful for this, not rebellious.

However, in this era when traffic is king, it is very inconsistent with the laws of the market to ignore Lou Shang's 19.8 million fans like this.

At least it doesn't fit the life philosophy of Shuai Ge, who is full of business experience.

Furthermore, if Lou Shang is hidden when Brother Dump becomes popular, then Fan Lao's wine cellar will most likely be flattened by crazy human flesh fans.

So, Shuai Ge made a character design for Lou Shang similar to the "male version of Li Ziqi".

The difference is that Lou Shang only does one thing: winemaking.

It can be said that Shuai Ge helped Lou Shang deal with more than 99.99% of the things, and only 0.001% of the things that needed Lou Shang's personal cooperation remained.

Making Lou Shang the much-anticipated "dumped brother" is not Shuai Ge's original intention.

At the beginning of the release of the "My Roommate Who Was Dumped Fifty Times by the Same Girl" series, Shuai Ge did not name whom.

He just wrote it casually, and after he finished writing, he casually said it into a paragraph.

Which talk show anchor has few grotesque roommates or colleagues in his mouth?

At that time, Shuai Ge, who only had more than 100,000 or 200,000 fans, had no way to imagine that the number of fans would rise by several orders of magnitude.

From 100,000 to 10 million to 10 million, what kind of chemical reaction will occur?

A photo can allow fans to find the anchor's "hiding place", and a news released a few years ago can make the protagonist doxed.

In the final analysis, the fact that Lou Shang was dumped by Yu Ting fifty times is not a secret in Jiangnan University.

At the beginning, Shuai Ge was unintentional, but in the end, it became powerless.

When the fan base of the alliance gathered together at a speed that only locusts can cross, Shuai Ge understood that no matter how much he wanted to return his privacy to his roommates, he was already confused.

Shuai Ge, who is well versed in the way of management, soon understood the truth that "the mouth of the people is better than the defense of Sichuan", and it is better to block than to sparse.

Besides, Lou Shang himself didn't mind being "dumped" at all, and expressed his gratitude to Shuai Ge twice before and after.

If it weren't for the swiping screen of the psychiatrist in Shuai Ge's live broadcast room, Lou Shang might still be trapped in Stockholm syndrome until now.

More importantly, Lou Shang did not affect his life because of his sudden popularity, or, more precisely, Lou Shang didn't know that he was such a big traffic.

He lived in isolation for five years in a place where there was no internet.

Therefore, let an ordinary college student majoring in brewing engineering refine an otherworldly craftsman atmosphere.

Shuai Ge went to Lou Shang to shoot videos every month, and he had to fly and drive for more than 20 hours.

I don't know, I thought Shuai Ge had circled the earth.

At the beginning, Lou Shang did not agree to be "secretly filmed" videos every month.

But Fan Lao was persuaded by Shuai Ge.

Will Lou Shang become a teacher one day?

Will the teacher have his own wine?

Do you need to sell your own wine?

Do you need advertising when you want sales?

Does it take a huge amount of money to advertise?

Now you can bring up the traffic without spending a penny, is there only the benefit and no harm?

If this waits until the popularity of the dumped brother has completely passed, it will be re-promoted.

That's definitely a level of fans that can't get back hundreds of millions.

And the fans who spend money to smash out, and this kind of pure natural and additive-free true love fans, are not the same concept at all.

Shuai Ge, who strayed into the brewing engineering major, is actually very talented in management.

Lou Shang's 19.8 million fans, if they are remembered in someone else's name, at most half a year, even if they don't lose fans, they will directly become zombie fans.

But Shuai Ge has a way to make the "dumped alliance" continue to grow year by year.

On the premise of not affecting Lou Shang's winemaking, Shuai Ge will help the dumped brother launch a winemaking video every month.

and then through various bottomless "slander" methods, so that the dumped brother is more and more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

…………………………

Lou Shang "walked" out as fast as he could, and soon saw Wenyi standing at the door of the venue and making a phone call.

Without bothering to say hello to literature, Lou Shang couldn't wait to start asking, "Are you talking to Fifth Xia on the phone?"

"Do you want to take care of it?" Wenyi straightened his chest, rolled his eyes, and sent Lou Shang a cute eye kill with extremely cute eyes.

"The name of the fifth summer, it should be a girl, right?" Lou Shang continued to ask without being annoyed at all.

"Do you want to take care of it?" Cute Eye Kill*2.

"Fifth Summer is in Scotland right now, right? She makes whisky, right?"

"Do you want to take care of it?" Cute Eye Kill*3.

What about the good Gujing Wubo? What about the good without smiling? What kind of trouble is this?

The cute eyes of literature and art are killed three times in a row, and it is the first time that they have encountered a situation where all the moves have failed: "Ah I said, the master of selling fame and fishing reputation, didn't you see people calling, or what's wrong?"

Such an impolite person, Xiao Yiyi actually poured two pots of water down!

The most excessive, there is actually a pot that is clean!