Two chapters in one

"Dou Dou, you are so rich. ”

On the new day of kindergarten, Master Dou Dou went to the classroom with a small schoolbag on his back, and met parents who sent their children to school on the way, and one of the mothers saw them and greeted them with a smile.

It's just that the words of greeting are too strange, how can there be such a baby, how much money can the baby have?

The baby has no money!

The elephant said that it is okay to be at home, but it is not possible to say that there is money outside.

Money will be robbed! The baby will be taken away!

"Clams?"

Dou Dou was stunned, stopped his small steps, and looked at this unknown woman in surprise, wanting to rob money?

Seeing Dou Dou's confused appearance, the other party thought that he hadn't heard clearly, and said: "Dou Dou, you are so rich, 1 million." ”

Dou Dou looked at her in a daze, and saw that she didn't look like a joke, so he immediately whispered to the teacher next to him: "Master, is it a fat thing?

Shi Shi thought for a while and said, "This aunt may have guessed." ”

Dou Dou: "Guessed?

Teacher: "......"

Dou Dou was about to slip away without saying a word, but fortunately, the parent waved goodbye to them and left.

Good walk.

Dou Doumu sent the other party out of the kindergarten, and discussed with the teacher in a low voice, what the hell is going on? How can a person who doesn't know know know that they are so rich, this is not scientific!

At this moment, a child I didn't know came over and said to the teacher, "I also like to eat spinach, I brought spinach at noon, do you want to eat it together?"

When he heard spinach, he immediately recalled the delicious taste of spinach.

"Do you want to eat together?" the other party warmly invited.

Dou Dou looked at the teacher, then at the little boy, and asked, "Is there any meat?"

The other party said: "There is no meat, only spinach, which the master likes to eat." ”

Dou Dou immediately lost interest, and the children who ate spinach didn't know how they grew up.

The teacher reacted, with strong willpower, and refused: "I don't eat with the little boy, thank you." ”

The little boy never expected to be rejected for such a reason, and ran away sadly.

Dou Dou immediately said: "He must have gone to the teacher to cry his nose, hum~"

The teacher said, "The little boy in the kindergarten always wants to hold my hand, but I don't want to." ”

The two came to the classroom, and Teacher Xiaowen followed in and found Dou Dou.

"Dou Dou, the teacher misunderstood you. ”

Dou Dou was just about to take out a pack of smart bear biscuits from his small schoolbag to eat, when he saw Teacher Xiaowen falling from the sky without saying hello, he was so frightened that he hurriedly stuffed the biscuits into it.

"Clams?"

Teacher Xiaowen said: "I suspected that your winter vacation homework was not done by you, but now I believe that you really did it yourself, you are amazing." ”

Dou Dou: →_→!

Teacher: ←_←!

Dou Dou's heart is weak, he is stumbling, ho ho giggles, and makes himself look stupid and cute.

She really couldn't figure it out, it had been several days since the winter vacation homework, why did Teacher Xiaowen mention this again, she was scared and broke out in a cold sweat early in the morning, can you have a pleasant chat?

She can't eat meat at home now, so she hopes that the lunch at kindergarten can provide meat to satisfy her cravings.

Thinking of this, Dou Dou's heart moved, and he felt that it was necessary to chat with Aunt Zhang in the cafeteria and express the wishes of the children.

Dou Dou saw that Teacher Xiaowen kept talking, so he took the initiative to say: "Ho ho ho, the Lun family is the class leader's sister, and the class leader's sister should do." ”

Teacher Xiaowen sighed, what is more rewarding than watching children grow up day by day and become more sensible day by day?

So she told Dou Dou earnestly: "That Dou Dou, this semester, you have to continue to be a good class leader and sister, not only grow up by yourself, but also grow up with other children, the teacher believes in you." ”

Dou Dou was in an instant mood, and nodded hurriedly: "Ho ho ho ho, what's the problem, the Lun family is not a spicy Lun." ”

Teacher Xiaowen said three good things in a row, and finally left. She felt that with Dou Dou here, Secondary 2 could reassure her and concentrate on preparing for the undergraduate correspondence course.

As soon as she left, the eyes of Master Dou Dou looking at each other became like this: →_→!←_←!

Dou Dou haha three times, ran out of the classroom with a smoke, and ran to the cafeteria.

"Is the good-looking Aunt Zhang there?" the little rabbit sister asked cutely while standing at the door of the cafeteria.

"Ouch, I'm here, I'm embarrassed, how can I say it's good-looking at my age. ”

Aunt Zhang's laughing thief was happy.

"Isn't this Dou Dou? It's not time to eat yet! You can't eat until school ends in the morning, and Aunt Zhang can't open the back door for you. ”

Dou Dou said: "Don't mistake Aunt Zhang, who is good-looking, the children asked the squad leader's sister to ask, what do we eat at noon?"

She walked into the canteen with her little hands behind her back and duck steps, looked around at the purchased ingredients, and saw a large piece of meat, and her eyes lit up.

Aunt Zhang smiled: "Yes, make braised pork for you to eat at noon, Dou Dou, you like to eat meat very much, right? I saw your interview, you are so cute." ”

What are they talking about? Dou Dou felt that he didn't understand.

This strange thing went on for a day, and people kept saying that they liked them and that their interviews were so interesting.

When I got home from school in the afternoon, the sun was still hanging in the sky, Li Xiang came back early, and when I entered the house, I saw the little sister drying carrots on the balcony, I looked at it and said, "The sun is going down, it's useless." ”

Dou Dou immediately said vigilantly: "Do you want to eat secretly?

"I'm not interested in eating this, come here, both of you come here, my brother asks you something. ”

The teacher told him to wait, and he had to finish drying the carrots first.

Li Xiang asked, "Have you been interviewed by reporters recently?"

Dou Dou nodded.

Li Xiang was taken aback and asked, "Accept ???"

Shi Shi also nodded.

Li Xiang asked, "When did you get interviewed by reporters?"

Dou Dou said: "The little reporter in the kindergarten interviewed the class leader's sister. ”

The teacher said: "I also interviewed Mr. Xiao Li. ”

"......," Li Xiang asked, "what did the little reporter ask you?"

Dou Dou: "Is the winter vacation fun?"

Teacher: "What did you learn during the winter vacation?"

Dou Dou: "Have you gained weight?"

Teacher: "How much money did you receive?"

Li Xiang interrupted and said, "My brother is not asking about this, but about other reporters, the kind of adults." ”

Dou Dou shook his head and said no.

The teacher thought about it, thought of the young man who sold piglets that day, and asked them a lot of questions.

As soon as she told Li Xiang about this, Li Xiang immediately remembered that Xiang Xiaoyuan had told him about it, so he asked Master Dou Dou what questions the person who sold the piglets asked them.

The child doesn't remember.

Li Xiang asked, "Have you told him about my brother's writing of fairy tales?"

The two children nodded at the same time and said yes.

After some confirmation, Li Xiang finally determined that the interview that went viral on the Internet was written by the paparazzi who chased him from Guangdong to Shengjing last time.

Li Xiang touched Dou Dou's little head, sighed, and said: "Dou Dou, Dou Dou, you said that my brother is a big fool, and everyone in the world knows that you scolded me, and I lost face!"

"It's okay, my brother gritted his teeth, there are a lot of adults, and when I hear it, I listen to it, and I don't take it to heart, but you dare to say that my aunt is 30 years old and doesn't have a boyfriend, she is not married, and she has not given birth to a baby, aren't you worried that your aunt will hold a grudge in your heart? ”

"Well, people all over the world know that your aunt is 30 years old and not married, and she can't get married, so you are ready to be beaten. ”

Dou Dou was taken aback: "Mistakenly wasted duck, it is a mistakenly wasted duck, there is no such thing!"

Li Xiang: "Still don't admit it?"

Dou Dou cried out: "If you lie to you, the Lun family is not Lun." ”

Li Xiang: "I found that you always like to swear now, and say that you are not human at every turn, so now, the ironclad evidence is here, you will not be human." ”

He took out his mobile phone, opened the interview page of Master Dou Dou, pointed it to her, and said, "Look, here is what you said." ”

Dou Dou didn't understand it for a long time, so she knew the word Dou Dou, and she didn't know anything else, so she decided that Li Daxiang was bluffing her.

The teacher squeezed into Li Xiang's arms, lay on his arm and looked at the mobile phone, but he also couldn't understand it, and asked the elephant pigeon to read it to her.

Li Xiang read it to the little sister word by word, and the teacher's mouth opened wide when he listened, and Dou Dou didn't know when he grabbed his baby fat.

"I, I, I, the Lun family......"

Li Xiang interrupted and said, "What you said, you are not human. ”

Dou Dou was stunned for a moment and said, "The Lun family is a baby." ”

Immediately, she angrily asked, who was so bad, and wrote everything she said! With this spirit, why didn't she help her write her winter vacation homework!

Li Xiang ignored her, continued to read the article, and pointed out to the little sister word by word.

"Dou Dou, come here, don't shout yet, the point is here, you see what is written here: Dou Dou said that her brother is a big fool, stupid and not smart. ”

Li Xiang stared at Dou Dou and asked, "Why do you say that about me? Where did I behave less intelligently? I offended you? I told you stories every day, tutored you with homework, and you actually said this about me behind your back? Are you worthy of your conscience? You speak with your conscience. ”

Li wanted to grab Dou Dou's little hand and let her press it on his conscience.

Dou Dou touched his conscience, his eyes rolled wildly, ho ho smirk, he really couldn't hide, so he whispered: "Is it a mistake?"

Li Xiang said bitterly: "It turns out that my brother is so stupid in your heart. ”

Dou Dou hurriedly compared: "Love you, love you elephant." ”

Li Xiang watched her perform, and his heart was not shocked, and it was too late to say anything now.

"If it weren't for the fact that you were my sister, I would have turned you into a cucumber with one palm. ”

Dou Dou was startled, and hurriedly said: "Don't do it, we don't fight Lun, we don't kill Lun, we are good ducks." Brother, you said you don't take it to heart. ”

Li thought: "That's why I didn't shoot you." ”

Dou Dou asked with a sad face: "Which villain element wrote the duck ????"

The teacher is much smarter, and said that it was written by the villain who sold piglets.

Dou Dou immediately remembered the villain who sold the piglet, and threw him to the ground in his heart and made him eat fart.

Li Xiang pointed to the next paragraph and said, "Dou Dou, do you know how many mistakes you have made? Look at this paragraph, do you know what this is talking about?"

Although it was what he said, Dou Dou couldn't remember it anymore, and asked in horror: "What's the matter?"

I used a Sichuan dialect I learned from Xiang Shuying.

Li Xiang glanced at Xiang Xiaoyuan, who was busy in the kitchen, and said to Dou Dou: "You said bad things about your mother. ”

The master exclaimed, and Dou Dou snorted, and immediately ran away in fright, got behind the curtain, and hid himself first.

Li wanted to ignore her, and read: "My mother is so beautiful, but she is so fierce, I haven't finished my homework, she is going to beat me, alas, when will my Xiaoyuan mother grow up, it's so tiring to be a baby......"

With a bang, Dou Dou ran out again, rushed to Li Xiang, panicked and asked him not to read it, and looked back at the kitchen very uneasily, confirming that Xiaoyuan's mother didn't hear it, and she was really worried that she would run out with a kitchen knife.

Li Xiang didn't think about it anymore, but said: "You still have a bad story about your father, do you want to listen to it?"

Dou Dou was about to cry, covered his little ears, and quickly shook his head.

Actually, Sister Bunny just said that Dad listens to Mom for everything.

Li Xiang was purely scaring her.

Dou Dou's tragic situation made the master very uneasy, and asked Li Xiang: "Pigeon, did I say bad things?"

She herself is not sure, just like Dou Dou said so many bad things but didn't remember a word, maybe she said it too, but she didn't remember.

Li Xiang praised her and said: "The teacher didn't say bad things, all he said was good things." ”

Teacher: "Hee-hee-hee~~"

Dou Dou jumped out and said: "Say it, the teacher said it, the teacher said that the aunt doesn't give birth to a baby! The spicy is what the teacher said, and it's not about the little rabbit and the sister." ”

Suddenly, the mobile phone rings, and the phone shows an incoming call.

"Auntie Xiang Shuying"

All three of them were taken aback.

Although Master Dou Dou didn't know a few words, Aunt Xiang Shuying could recognize these five.

Dou Dou was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Don't answer, we don't answer the phone, we didn't hear it!

Li Xiang asked, "Really don't answer?"

Dou Dou nodded hurriedly, resolutely not answering, and he couldn't answer it even if he was killed.

Li Xiang asked the teacher: "What does the teacher think?"

Teacher: "Listen to my sister." ”

Li thought: "Then don't pick it up." ”

The phone was tenacious and rang until the last second before hanging up. Dou Dou just breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly heard Xiaoyuan's mother's voice from the kitchen, and immediately pricked up his ears to eavesdrop.

No more eavesdropping.

Xiang Xiaoyuan came out of the kitchen and said, "They are all here, Master Dou Dou and the little elephant are here, yes, oh, okay, you have to talk to Dou Dou, etc." Dou Dou - Come and answer the phone, your aunt is looking for you. ”

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Auntie's horror, only she deeply understands.