Chapter 5: The Apparition of the Kappa (1)

After eating and drinking, Jiang Ruoyin, who returned home in his cousin-in-law's special car, was stunned for a while by his brother, and it was too enjoyable to see his brother's gluttonous appearance.

It's a pity that I didn't have to have much time, and my cousin-in-law, who had already left, came back and sent all those things to eat, and even pig's trotters were as much as roast chicken, and after sending away my cousin-in-law, it was my brother's turn.

It's a pity that Jiang Ruoyin, who was full of food and drink at this time, didn't put his mind here, he was thinking about opening a 'dyeing workshop' for Chen Lao Er to make him 'colorful'.

How can I get angry without revealing myself?" "Alas, it would be nice to have a mask, well, yes, wouldn't it be nice to be a mask!" Jiang Ruoyin pondered, as long as he was not too familiar with him, he would definitely not recognize himself when he saw himself wearing a mask.

Jiang Ruoyin did it himself, made one out of cloth, it was too ugly! I made another one out of paper shell, it was too terrifying! I made a few more later, all of them were not satisfied, in desperation, Jiang Ruoyin planned to go out for a walk, the most important thing is not to go out again, it will be dark after a while, it will be dark, and it will be dark, and there will be no play.

Walking to the street, Jiang Ruoyin searched everywhere, hoping to get some inspiration, with a mask, he will be a chivalrous hero in the future, without wanting to return, and not seeking fame and fortune!

As he walked, he came to the door of the village clinic, and saw that the second son of the third brother's family, who was the village chief, was wearing a mask, and he really looked like a doctor.

Seeing Jiang Ruoyin coming, this guy quickly stood up: "Uncle is here, why do you remember this?"

Jiang Ruoyin is basically not sick, except for the people from the epidemic prevention station, who were forced to come by his mother, and he has been vaccinated a few times, and he has never been here at other times, so he was very surprised to see Jiang Ruoyin here.

Jiang Ruoyin was stunned and opened his mouth and said: "It's not you yet! Wearing a mask all day makes me feel that you have become handsome! So, if you get me two masks, I will also enjoy it." ”

The second boy secretly pursed his lips and said, "Uncle, if you want a mask, just say it, it's not that I won't give it to you, why are you still praising me?"

Jiang Ruoyin, who had a mask in hand, said with a smile: "You stupid boy, am I complimenting you? I mean that the mask covers your ugliness and makes you handsome! I don't believe it, go home and ask my sister-in-law if this is the case." ”

After saying this, Jiang Ruoyin turned around and left, leaving the second boy who was said to be stupid, standing there stunned, and I don't know if he was reflecting on his stupidity.

Anyway, Jiang Ruoyin is holding a mask, so he is going to use this, thinking about finding another hat with a strap, the possibility of being recognized is very small.

Soon, after dinner, watching TV for a while, watching the guys on it, "Hey, hey, hey, hey!", and pushing the cigarette out of his hand.

Jiang Ruoyin looked at these pictures and felt quite funny, but he thought to himself: "I can do it by jumping up and down on the tree! Floating on water, I will do it too! But smoke is coming out of this hand? Don't, I don't want my stomach to be full of these smokes! Resolutely not!"

Thinking of this, and looking at those smoke-spewing guys, Jiang Ruoyin was afraid that he would be like practicing floating on the water today, wouldn't it be like going crazy, and even jumping into the river! What else would he not dare to do? In case, he thought in his head: Drink smoke, spit out smoke! Drink smoke, spit smoke......

Jiang Ruoyin thought about the scene: "Eh! Ouch! I'm going to die, no! I don't watch it, I don't want to drink or spit out cigarettes!"

The guy went back to sleep in the surprised eyes of the whole family.

In the end, my mother couldn't hold back, and said with doubts: "This lord who can't pull out his eyes after seeing martial arts movies all day, why is it so special today?

"Wouldn't it be better if he didn't watch it, just so we could watch what we liked!" said Dad and turned on the TV.

Elder brother Jiang protested loudly when he saw it: "I just found out today how cute my brother is, at least, he won't let me watch martial arts movies just to watch anything else! Why don't you ask for my opinion?"

Mom and Dad glared, this little devil is not fuel-efficient, this boss's 'Tang Seng Mouth' is not simple, you call him unhappy, people move you out one by one, and the roundabout will make you feel that you are a 'big villain', and you should review yourself.

The key is that Boss Jiang usually doesn't mention any conditions, and occasionally has a little request, which is not met or suitable, and it is also the hope of Mr. Jiang to realize his grandson's dream of going to college.

There's no way, the little devil is gone, this martial arts drama has to continue! Mom and Dad think for the first time that this study is good, it's not a good thing, he is a set, you can't refute it, because you can't talk about him.

It's not like the little devil, you can't talk about him, you can beat him! But this boss, can you beat him, it's strange that he doesn't fan the flames and let Old Man Jiang go to the family law.

After Jiang Ruoyin returned to the house, he lay on the bed, and fell asleep after a while, what he didn't know was that after he returned to the house, his parents also returned to their house depressedly, and in the eyes of his parents, his cuteness was faintly more than that of the school bully Jiang.

In the middle of the night, Jiang Ruoyin opened his eyes, got dressed, quietly opened the door of the room and came to the courtyard.

After landing quietly outside the wall, Jiang Ruoyin looked at the street and there was no one, he raised his speed and ran towards the river in the east of the village, this was what he considered, after all, he had to do things in concealment, you flashed like a gust of wind on the highway in the middle of the night? It is easy to cause misunderstandings, what if you scare people!

Therefore, Jiang Ruoyin regards the river as his own special expressway, who will go to the river at night, so it is the safest place and it is not easy to expose himself.

Jiang Ruoyin landed on the small bridge with a familiar car, put on the prepared mask, and did not find the hat, when he came out, he picked up a red advertising cloth strip, and he will use it.

Fortunately, the strip of cloth was long enough, he tore a piece and wrapped it around his head, leaving two eyes outside, fortunately, he was wearing a mask, otherwise, who knows how much gray the strip of cloth is.

At this time, he remembered that the mask could not be exposed! Because, in addition to the strip of cloth he used, there was also a large section, and when he held it in his hand, Jiang Ruoyin had a picture of Nezha playing Chaotianling in his mind.

Today, Jiang Ruoyin decided to pretend to be Nezha or Kappa, how can Kappa or Nezha wear masks? Even though it was night, the white mask was too conspicuous, so it was simply wrapped.

Jiang Ruoyin's purpose was to beat up that Chen Laoer, and he had to make him think that the gods were unhappy with him, anyway, when the time came to beat him, Jiang Ruoyin left from the river, and it was strange that those people didn't believe it.

After getting ready, Jiang Ruoyin came to the house that the two women pointed to during the day, and after a while, it should be said that this Chen Lao'er family should be doing well, and it is quite magnificent from the gate to the house.

Since you want to show the appa appa, you can't come quietly and go quietly.

Jiang Ruoyin came to the big iron gate of Chen Lao Er, kicked the door a few times, and after a "clang" sound, Jiang Ruoyin shouted in a hanging voice: "Chen Lao Er! Chen Lao Er! Get out of here! I'm here to ask for your life!"

This toss, not only Chen's second family, but other people's families also turned on the lights.

Jiang Ruoyin saw that the effect of what he had done was good, so he put the red cloth strip on his shoulder, waved it like a Yangge, opened his mouth and shouted: "Chen Laoer, come out quickly and die! If you don't come out again, I will go in by myself!"

Not long after, Jiang Ruoyin vaguely saw that many people were looking here from other places, but this black light was blinding, and Jiang Ruoyin was only so big, and he was waving a strip of cloth, and he looked at it from a distance, it really looked like a monster, so those people looked at it from a distance and didn't dare to come over.

In some cases, the lights that had been lit went out again.

Jiang Ruoyin saw that he was almost done, and as soon as he used his foot, he kicked hard at the big iron gate, this time he was not to make a noise, but to stand up.

I saw that one side of the two big iron doors had fallen, and if it weren't for the other side of the gate dragging, it was estimated that it would have to fly out for several meters, so that the seriously deformed big iron door hung on the side!

Of course, in order not to show the stuffing and leave footprints or something, Jiang Ruoyin wiped the place where he kicked it with the strip of cloth, anyway, those people were far away, and it was estimated that they couldn't see his small movements clearly.

In order to add fire to the hearts of these people, Jiang Ruoyin did not enter the courtyard through the gate that was kicked open, but took a few steps back without a trace, and then jumped on the roof with a little ground.

During this period, he was still waving the strip of cloth, which made those people in the distance break out in a cold sweat, and it was thanks to the many people who came out that they were not scared and ran home.

Standing on the roof, Jiang Ruoyin then shouted in a hanging voice: "Chen Laoer, get out of here, you can't hide today! I am a kappa in the river in the east, and in the past few days I have heard several people scolding you by the river, they scold you for not being human, and they scold you for being damned! They say that you bully your weak and kind wife, and they curse you by the river! I have received their wishes, so I have to deal with this matter, so you come out and die!"

However, this Chen Lao Er didn't move at all, there was no way, Jiang Ruoyin could only lead the snake out of the hole, but he had nothing else in his hand except a piece of cloth and a piece of cloth, go into the house, and worry about the kappa smashing it!

At this time, Chen Lao Er didn't come out, he was angry, so he shook the red cloth with his hand, and with a "snap", a piece of glass in Chen Lao Er's house was broken.

This unexpected scene made Jiang Ruoyin stunned: "Well, that's it, and it can be used as a whip for throwing a towel fast, as long as I have enough speed and strength in this red cloth, it can also become a whip!"

After Jiang Ruoyin figured it out, he continued his ghost crying wolf howl: "Second Chen, if you don't come out again, you won't die alone, your whole family will die except for the angry one!"

Since it is the second child of Chen, and the eldest of the Chen family, the old lady of the Chen family and her eldest son live in a courtyard not far away, she has already seen what happened here, and when she heard that the whole family had to die, she thought of her old family's precious grandson, which is absolutely impossible.

However, Mrs. Chen also looked at it for a while, the little monster on the roof was definitely not a person, what had become of the gate, she couldn't see it from a distance, but the roof was flying up to anyone?

But this person, for the sake of his children and grandchildren, can really exchange his life for his life, just this old woman, no one in the village knows that Chen Lao Er can be so mixed up with her, but such a person, in the end, in order not to affect his grandson, ran out directly, knelt down directly in the direction of Jiang Ruoyin, begging him to spare his family and children, she was willing to die for the child.

If it were usual, Jiang Ruoyin would be moved to cry, but unfortunately, Jiang Ruoyin had already known that this woman was not soft at all when she was picking up her son and beating her daughter-in-law.

The eldest son of the old woman was also beaten by her, but the eldest daughter-in-law had many brothers, and she almost didn't force the two of them to eat when she came, but her eldest daughter-in-law was soft-hearted and spared them.