722, 500,000 troops to cross the river (2/4)
Li Xiang and Huang Youyi had endless topics to talk about, and they didn't know how long they had been chatting, but suddenly they heard a noise at the gate, and knew that it should be the adults and children of Xiao Li's family who came back from watching a movie, so they hurriedly said goodbye to Huang Youyi and hung up the phone.
"Oops, I'm sorry I forgot to put you there. ”
"Meow~~~"
Don's kitten was choked by the back of fate's neck for a long time, pitiful, and now he was finally able to get out of trouble, meowed irritably, shook his mustache, jumped off the sofa, ran briskly to the entrance, squatted there, and was ready to greet the arrival of the little master at the first time, please be safe.
Li Doudou and Master Li's children went home, with the excitement after watching the movie, oops, they each held a little yellow doll in their arms, one was a little boy and the other was a little girl.
"Jie is the little prince. Dou Dou ostentatiously showed her little doll to Li Xiang.
"Jie's is a little male cooking~~" The teacher also came to the pigeon.
It's over, the teacher's accent was deviated by Dou Dou, and he didn't say "Jie" before, but now he even opened and closed his mouth to "Jie".
"What movie did you watch?" asked Li Xiang curiously. He only knew beforehand that they were going to the movies, but he didn't know what they were watching.
"Yes, yes, it's the little prince~~ He's so big, he's gray~ He also has a little rabbit ......"
Dou Dou was excited, dancing with his hands, and he couldn't speak clearly. The more she couldn't speak clearly, the more she was babbling nonsense, whimsical, and saying whatever she wanted, Li Xiang was confused when she listened.
Alas, this guy also said that he was going to run for class president.
"Dou Dou~~ Dou Dou!" Xiang Xiaoyuan couldn't stand it anymore and stopped the excited Li Dou Dou children.
"Ha, Mom, what are you doing duck?" Dou Dou finally stopped Balabala, turned his head and asked his mother, why do you call the little princess at such a critical time? The little princess is telling a story to the elephant brother!
Xiang Xiaoyuan said: "Say it slowly, word by word, don't be too fast, too fast we won't be able to hear clearly......"
Dou Dou thought for a while and said, "Then, then we have ducks with ears." ”
Li Xiang: "......"
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "I can't hear what you say clearly even if I have long ears." ”
"I don't mind loud ducks. ”
"It's too fast, it's useless to say it louder, don't you believe it, ask your brother and sister, ask them if they heard what you said. ”
Dou Dou looked at Li Xiang, Li Xiang shook his head, wiped his face by the way, and wiped off Director Dou's "ambergris".
Dou Dou looked at Shishi again, Shishi shook his head, and said, "Shishi is Xiaogong cooking." ”
Dou Dou pinched the baby fat, a little annoyed, and said, "Then the little rabbit sister will rest and talk about it." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Then you can rest and rest, do you want to drink some water?"
"I want a duck~~ I'm so thirsty for ducks. ”
"Then why didn't you say it earlier. ”
"Hmph, you also said, you don't care if a mother doesn't buy a bear for the baby to drink. ”
"Can't have drinks at night. Do you want to drink water?"
"O, thank you Mom. Mother, pour a glass of water for the pigeon. ”
"Or give the elephant a nice bar. ”
This is what Dou Dou said.
Xiang Xiaoyuan poured a glass of water for the three children, and also sat on the sofa, asking Li Xiang if tonight's activities were going well.
"It's a good duck, the Lun family is going to get drunk~" Li Doudou's child, who had just drunk a glass of water, swayed and shouted that he was drunk and wanted to pour on his teacher. The teacher smiled and pushed her away, and she staggered and fell to her mother, hugged her mother's leg, and took a bite, leaving a wet mouth print, saying that the meat was not delicious, and fell to Li Xiang, holding the elephant's leg and opening her mouth to gnaw.
"Shut up, shut up, don't move~~"
Li Xiang hurriedly caught her.
"Hey, hey, hey, hahaha~~ The young lady is going to get drunk. ”
Sister Rabbit took the opportunity to hug the smiling teacher, and gnawed the white and tender little faces.
"What's wrong with this kid?" asked Xiang Xiaoyuan in confusion.
Xiang Xiaoyuan took a tissue and wiped the saliva left by the sinus on his leg, and said, "In the movie I watched tonight, the little prince drank the wine made by bees, and when he got drunk, he became like this. ”
“......”
Dare to love, this is a drama spirit.
"Help~~Help~~~ Sister, don't mind the paper, Mom, Mom, Mom, take my sister away~"
The voice of the teacher calling for help sounded, this little sister couldn't stand being gnawed by her sister, she couldn't escape, and her strength was not Dou Dou's opponent. Fortunately, this is not a place where no one is, and there are two big Buddhas sitting next to them.
"Dou Dou let go~ don't gnaw!!"
Li wanted to go over, and tried hard to tear apart Dou Dou and Shishi, protect Teacher Xiao Li, and beware of Director Dou who laughed like crazy.
"Stop, don't move!"
Li wanted to stop Dou Dou, who still wanted to run over to hug his teacher.
"I like my sister duck~"
"If you like it, you can't gnaw like this. ”
"I like her duck. ”
"Then I like you too, can I gnaw your face?"
"You're a hooligan~"
“......”
Xiang Xiaoyuan felt that Dou Dou was watching a movie and couldn't get out of it, so it was necessary to let her cool down, so he dragged her to take a bath.
While being dragged away, the little rabbit sister was still shouting: "Sister, my sister, we are going to take a bath together." Teacher, come to the duck~"
Shi Shi didn't go, she stayed in the living room to slow down, and then began to dry carrots and prepare rations for the little rabbits in the kindergarten tomorrow, until Xiang Xiaoyuan came and called her to take a bath.
At night, when the children were lying in bed, Li wanted to sit on the edge of the bed and tell them stories.
"You still want to listen to the story tonight? Don't listen to it, do you? You've all watched such a good movie, tell me about it." Li wanted to shirk and be lazy.
"We are baby ducks. Dou Dou turned to the side, hugged the teacher, and said to Li Xiang. Babies have to listen to stories before they go to bed, so Li Elephant must tell them.
"Do you want to be lazy?" asked the teacher, apparently also having a slight objection to whether her elephant pigeon wanted to tell a bedtime story.
"Don't be lazy, don't be lazy, come on, what story do you want to hear?"
The teacher said to listen to the prince, and Dou Dou said to listen to the energetic.
You've got it, you're ready to go to bed this big night, and you're still listening, you don't want to sleep.
"Okay, then my brother will tell a prince's, and it is very exciting. Listen ha. ”
"Listen. ”
"Pigeon, you talk about it, my sister and I are ready. ”
"Well, once upon a time, during the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao led an army of 500,000 to prepare for ......"
As soon as he said a word, Dou Dou asked, who is Cao Cao.
"Cao Cao is a hero, a very famous ancient. ”
"Little bear, little bear, sister. The master said to Dou Dou in surprise.
"Is the bear swollen?" Dou Dou was a little excited.
"Xiao Xiong led an army of 500,000 to cross the Yellow River to fight Yuan Shao. ”
"5 yuan??" Dou Dou was even more surprised and excited, and it was the first time he heard 5 yuan in a bedtime story.
“......”
It's an army of 500,000! It's not 5 yuan, what kind of little ears is this. Li Xiang painstakingly told them what an army of 500,000 was, and who Yuan Shao was, and made a special statement that it was not their dog...... After telling this, I don't want to tell this story anymore, I can't finish telling it until dawn.
Looking at the little sister's big eyes, Li Xiang decided to change his strategy, and said softly quietly: "This day, Cao Cao, emmm, no, it was Xiao Xiong who led an army of 500,000 to fight Yuan Shao north of the Yellow River, and now he is going to cross the river, 500,000 troops, let's count, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ......."
When the count reached 99, the little sister fell asleep.
On the one hand, this is due to the hypnotic function of Arabic numerals, and on the other hand, it is thanks to Xiang Xiaoyuan's tossing and turning with his little sister during the day, and after venting his energy, he will soon fall asleep.
Li wanted to clap his hands, a little proud, and told Don Kitten to take care of the little master, then closed the door and turned off the lights, and left.
The next day, Dou Dou came to him to settle the account, emmm, no, it was counting, and asked, how many people crossed the river last night.
"500,000 troops, we counted to 99 last night, there are many more, we can continue to count tonight. ”
The teacher muttered unhappily, saying that it was not good to introduce a story.
"It's not good~" Dou Dou heard this, and said the same, covering his little ears and shaking his head like a rattle. "You're a badass!
Dou Dou finally reacted, she and her teacher were deceived by Li Daxiang last night!!
She hugged Li Xiang's leg and wanted to leave a saliva mark on it, until Li Xiang promised to tell them the story of a little prince at night, it was a real little prince, not a little bear.