Chapter 497: Man, hehe

"Grandma, I'm thirsty, I want to drink water. As soon as the little one entered the house, he shouted loudly.

"Grandpa bought watermelon, you eat watermelon. Fang's mother walked out of the kitchen when she heard the sound, still holding the remaining half of the watermelon in her hand.

"Big watermelon, I love big watermelon, big watermelon is so delicious...... The little guy climbed into his seat and hummed happily, in a very good mood.

"Go wash your hands and eat again. Fang Yuan stopped her little hand from grabbing the spoon.

"What does it matter if I don't have to eat with my hands?" the little guy argued.

"If you don't grab and eat, then you have to wash your hands, your little paws, touch here and there every day, there must be a lot of bacteria on it. โ€

Without waiting for her to refute again, Fang Yuan directly hugged her off the chair.

"Alas, it's so much trouble to eat a watermelon. The little one reluctantly headed for the sink.

But before leaving, she didn't forget to bring her super invincible sword.

Fang Yuan sighed when he saw it, this little guy had a bad habit.

As soon as my new toy arrived, I wanted to hold it in my hand 24 hours a day, but after a few days, I didn't know where to lose it.

The speed of liking the new and hating the old is faster than changing the small video of Fang Yuan to the girl you like.

The little one washed his hands and sat down again to eat the watermelon.

While eating, she asked Fang Yuan, "Dad, do you want to eat?"

"No, Dad just ate the other half. Fang Yuan replied.

The little guy glanced at the watermelon in his hand.

"Don't look, the half I just ate is smaller than yours. Fang Yuan was speechless.

The little guy giggled when he heard this, he was very happy, and Fang Yuan was also full of embarrassment.

"Daddy, is it fun for you to go somewhere in that wave?" the little guy ate and talked.

"It's Boao, the scenery is very good, I'll take you with me in a few days." Fang Yuan said with a smile.

"Okay. The little one was glad to hear this.

"Alright, eat your watermelon, stop talking. โ€

"Then you've eaten watermelon, can you take me to play?" said the little guy again.

"Yes, you can eat it. Fang Yuandao.

"Then I'm going to play with my eyes closed, hide and seek, and ....... "The little guy's little mouth is bar, and there is no posture to stop at all.

In the end, Fang Yuan stopped standing next to her, and ran to the sofa to sit and look at his phone.

But do you think you can avoid it like this?

The little one climbed down from the chair, held her big watermelon, and came over with a wobble of it, then put the watermelon on the coffee table, sat down opposite him and continued.

Fang Yuan: "......." โ€

Now that she had started talking about what had happened at school today, Fang Yuan simply put down her phone to see when she could talk about it.

And so it was, and the little guy talked for twenty minutes or so.

told him everything that happened to her at school today.

Even she drank a few glasses of water and went to the toilet a few times.

Just when Fang Yuan guessed when she would stop, the little guy suddenly stopped moving.

Grabbing the handle of the spoon, he stood there stunned.

"What's wrong with you?" Fang Yuan was startled by her.

"It's a bit of a stretch, I don't want to talk to you right now. The little guy said with a little frown.

Fang Yuan couldn't laugh or cry a little when he heard this, who wants to talk to you, it's you who keeps talking, okay.

But I still picked her up, put her on the sofa, and helped her rub her belly.

"You said you, can't you eat less, it's uncomfortable to swell now, right?" Fang Yuan took the opportunity to educate.

"It's all because you talked to me, so I forgot. The little guy quibbled.

"You little girl, you still know how to quibble, right? Obviously, it's you, it's you, it's a lot, and Dad didn't tell you. Fang Yuan lightly patted her little belly.

Make a soft, dull sound.

The little guy seemed to have made a big discovery, and immediately banged his belly with his little hands.

Seeing that the little guy's stomach was swollen and still didn't stop, Fang Yuan asked speechlessly, "You're not swollen now?"

"Ouch, ouch, my belly is so up, bang. โ€

"Ouch, ouch, my belly is so up, bang. โ€

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"You are like this, does it mean that you are seriously swollen, serious skin?" Fang Yuan was really defeated by this little guy.

"What's the matter? Eating again?" At this time, Lan Caiyi walked in from outside the door, glanced at the little guy, and then glanced at the watermelon on the coffee table, and understood everything.

"Why did you come back so early today?" Fang Yuan asked strangely.

"Because I miss you. Lan Caiyi teased with a smile.

"Really, I miss you so much. Fang Yuan was pleasantly surprised.

Fang Yuan sat on the sofa and wrapped his arms around Lan Caiyi's waist.

The little guy lying on the sofa was unhappy when he heard this, and said angrily: "Hmph, big liar, didn't you just say that you miss the baby?"

"Uh...... I miss you and your mother. Fang Yuan said with a smile.

"Yes, I'm his wife, of course he should miss me. Lan Caiyi sat on Fang Yuan's lap and teased her.

"Hmph, Dad said she likes me the most, and I am her cutest baby. The little one sat up angrily.

Then he pushed Lan Caiyi hard to get her off Daddy's lap.

While pushing, he also said: "You are all big bad guys, just now Aicai and Yaoyao robbed my father with me, and you came back and robbed me too, you are really an unqualified mother." โ€

"Oh, Aicai and Yaoyao robbed your father. Lan Caiyi laughed and asked casually.

"That's right, Yaoyao also said that her mother would be her father's wife. "The little one doesn't want to open his mouth and come.

Fang Yuan's heart was shocked when he heard this, and he panicked instantly.

"Don't listen to her. Fang Yuan sneered.

Lan Caiyi frowned and asked, "What's the matter?" โ€

"When I got out of school just now, my father and Yaoyao's mother ....... Before Fang Yuan could speak, the little guy knew to answer.

Fang Yuan hurriedly covered her little mouth to prevent her from talking nonsense.

Lan Caiyi angrily stood up from his lap.

The little one was so happy that he immediately sat down and squeezed into his father's arms.

"Don't think about it, it's ...... way it went. Fang Yuan explained to her in detail what had just happened.

Then he said: "It's all said that children's words are unscrupulous, and children just talk nonsense, of course, the main reason is that I'm too good, too popular, and I really can't help it." โ€

Fang Yuan pretended to be very stinky and authentic.

Unexpectedly, when Lan Caiyi heard this, she rarely did not scold him, but sat down beside him, grabbed his arm, leaned her head on his shoulder, and was silent.

"What's wrong with you? I swear, I didn't lie to you at all, it was all the truth. Fang Yuan was a little frightened when he saw her like this.

"I know, I'm joking with you, I believe you, but ....... "The blue clothes are faint and authentic.

"But what?" Fang Yuan looked confused.

"If only you were the same as before. Lan Caiyi said in a low tone.

"What do you mean? I have never changed, except that I have become thinner, do you like fat ones?" Fang Yuan hugged her waist and said.

"What nonsense? Lan Caiyi pinched his waist lightly and said coquettishly.

"So where have I changed? I don't think I've changed at all. โ€

"You're getting better and better, I'd rather you still be the same as before, at least you still belong to me, no one can take it away, unlike now, I don't know who you belong to in the future?" Lan Caiyi took the hand he put on his waist and said angrily.

"Of course Dad belongs to the baby, no one is allowed to rob me. The little guy sitting on Fang Yuan's lap immediately inserted his waist when he heard this, and his milk was fierce.

Fang Yuan smiled and gently pinched her little face, then said to Lan Caiyi: "Don't worry, no matter what kind of person I become in the future, I belong to you and our little baby, this will never change." โ€

"Who knows? The higher you go, the more women you will meet, better than me, more beautiful than me, even if you don't have ideas, it doesn't mean that they don't have ideas for you.

How much more you men...... Hehe, who knows if you can hold it or not?" Lan Caiyi still said with vinegar.

Fang Yuan reached out and pinched her chin, taking advantage of the fact that the little guy sitting on her lap was not paying attention, he stretched out his mouth and kissed Lan Caiyi's pouted mouth.

He understands Lan Caiyi's mood too well, and from the time he and Lan Caiyi fell in love together, he had such a sense of crisis all the time.

It is not unreasonable for the ancients to say that the door is right.

Lan Caiyi is smart, beautiful, and rich, and is a very good woman in every way.

What does Fang Yuan have? In addition to being passable, not to mention that he later grew into a fat house, he really has nothing, just a poor ** silk.

So he has always had a sense of crisis, because it's too unequal, because there are too many excellent, handsome, and attractive men than Fang Yuan.

I don't know when, this relationship has turned around, and it has become a sense of crisis in blue clothes.

"Don't worry, in my eyes, you will always be the most beautiful and excellent woman.

Not only are the two of us the perfect partners in life, but also at work.

If it weren't for you, my current company would have been in a mess, so I'll never leave you. With you, my life is complete. Fang Yuan put his arm around her shoulders and said.

Listening to Fang Yuan's love words, Lan Caiyi leaned his head happily on his shoulder.

At this time, the little guy sitting on Fang Yuan's lap let out two big farts "poof, poof".

"Oops, my belly is comfortable!" the little guy touched the little belly with a satisfied expression.

Fang Yuan and Lan Caiyi: "......." โ€