Chapter 1133 - Don't play cards according to the routine
Just as Song Shuhang was thinking, on the opposite side of the desert space, there were several figures riding war horses from far and near. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The one at the head is none other than Chixiaozi Dao Chief!
Not only that, but the five figures on the side of Chixiao Zidao Chang appeared one after another...... It's all red sky. These five figures are the slightly younger Chixiaozi.
At the end, there is a team of 1,000 people. Similarly, it is still composed of Chixiao Zidao Chiefs, but younger, about sixteen years old, holding various long weapons in their hands
"The opponent is the Chixiao Zidao Elder Army?" the corners of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched.
What are you playing with? Chixiaozi Dao Chang is suspected to be a great power that existed in ancient times, and the language of ancient times was his mother tongue to him.
That's it, the strongest person is the one who can speak ten sentences of 'ancient times of literature'.
It's too bullying.
Of course, these 'Chixiao Zi Dao Chiefs' in front of them are definitely not the main body, they should be the spiritual spells left by the Dao Masters when they set up the Gate of Enchantment.
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After the Chixiaozi army appeared, Song Shuhang and others also 'refreshed' an army behind them.
Three hundred Song Shuhang, three hundred Su Shi Ah sixteen, one hundred poems, one hundred small colors, one hundred human-shaped onion girls, fifty puppets and fifty meritorious snake beauties.
The total is also an army of 1,000 people.
But all of their men and horses were empty-handed, and they didn't even have a stick.
But this momentum will immediately weaken the other party!
What are these creeps?
Wait...... Could it be that these creeps are [Blood Bars]?
Song Shuhang sighed and said, "The momentum gap is so big. "I lost before I fought.
"Say yes in advance, Senior Brother Song, I will only have three ancient words. The poet said seriously.
"I'll just say two sentences. Su Shi Ah 16 added.
"Why don't we surrender?"
"Can I jump to the other side's camp?" asked the green onion girl, looking up.
Song Shuhang: "It's impossible to change jobs now, so prepare." The game is about to begin. If he could change jobs, he would like to do so.
"Ā„#" On the other side, the leader of the Chixiao Zidao called out loudly with his tongue curled. As he spoke, a thousand trumpets behind him, holding weapons in their hands, stepped forward in unison and attacked.
"What does this mean?"
Shi Luoli raised her hand happily: "I know this sentence, it means greetings, which is equivalent to, hi~ Hello guys." We just need to respond to him as it is. Of my three sentences, there is exactly this one. ā
"Then you're coming?" Song Shu said.
Poem: "No problem...... ļæ„#ļ¼ā
After the poem was answered, the miscellaneous coalition army behind everyone also took a step forward with extraordinary momentum, but there was a wow-wow-wow scream with their bare hands.
Everyone looked at the little soldiers who used themselves as models, shouting and screaming, and only a strange feeling surged in their hearts.
The first wave of dialogue was completed, and the two sides were tied.
So, the minions behind both sides began to charge.
The thousand-year-old 'Chixiaozi Dao Chief', holding a long weapon, charged at Song Shuhang and the others. The 1,000 miscellaneous troops behind Song Shuhang and the others did not show weakness, but they rushed forward with the same strange screams with their bare hands.
To be honest, although Song Shuhang's team is a miscellaneous army, it is relatively beautiful. There are girls, Lori, onion girls with good figures, snake beauties, puppet beauties, and little sparrow demons on the top of their heads.
The minions on both sides charged, seeing that they were about to be strangled together.
"Didn't the other party answer?"
Su Shi said: "Is it our turn to attack? Turn-based, just now the opponent attacked first, and we counterattacked once." Next, maybe we want to start attacking?"
"Then let's try?" After the general polite greeting is over, what do we ask?" said Song Shuhang.
"After hello, the polite point should be [Nice to meet you] or [Have you eaten] or something, right?"
Su Shi A Sixteen: "I will, I will say [Nice to meet you], this time I come." ā
"Okay, it's up to you!" Song Shuhang said-I always feel like a group of scumbags vs elite scholars.
Su Shi Ah Sixteen said: "ć ā āā”c@§"
This phrase means 'nice to meet you'.
As soon as her words fell, the Chixiao Zidao Leader led by the other party immediately replied, and it was a long ancient language, and his tongue was so curled that Song Shuhang was worried that his tongue would cramp.
"What does this mean?" Song Shuhang looked confused - although he claimed to be a man who had mastered ten ancient languages, his ten sentences were 'thousand-character texts' and could not be used in daily life at all.
"The first half of the sentence is an answer, which means, 'I'm glad to see you, too.'" I don't understand the second half of the sentence. It is estimated that he launched a counteroffensive, and after the defense was completed, he directly started the offensive round. Su Shi Ah Sixteen shrugged his shoulders and said.
"Do you understand the poem?" Song Shuhang asked again.
Shi also shook his head: "I don't understand it either, but the authentic ancient language is so scary, the pronunciation is so powerful, it's really standard." ā
Is this the time to sigh at the other party's pronunciation standards? Song Shuhang sighed and looked at the other teammates.
Green onion Niang and Xiaocai are just mixed numbers, and the merit snake beauty is forgotten.
So, now the only thing that can turn the tide of the war is the puppet!
Because Song Shuhang has not been able to pick up the conversation for a long time...... During the battle, a thousand Chixiao Dao Chiefs brandished their long weapons and launched a fierce attack. The 1,000 miscellaneous army modeled by Song Shuhang, Su Shi, A Sixteen, Shi and others was suddenly beaten, crying for their father and mother, and began to rout.
Song Shuhang finally set his eyes on the puppet puppet - look at you, boutique puppet!
The puppet's eyes sparkled, and she nodded vigorously.
Then, under Song Shuhang's gaze, her body slowly but firmly squatted down, her hands raised up, holding her head. Eventually, her figure began to tremble rhythmically.
Boutique puppet nirvana - holding your head and squatting defense.
Song Shuhang's heart was particularly bitter + liver pain.
I would be stupid enough to trust this head-hugging puppet.
There is no way, at this time I can only rely on my own people.
"The only way to do this is to guess. Generally speaking, after 'nice to meet you', what does the other party usually say?"
As soon as he finished speaking......
Beside her, the merit snake beauty screamed: "Ahhhhhhh
Then she fell to the ground, pretending to be dead.
Song Shuhang: "......"
What's even worse is that the screams of the merit snake beauty seem to be considered by the game as an 'answer'.
And this answer, which is obviously a wrong pronunciation, is incorrect.
The next moment, Song Shuhang's miscellaneous army was defeated and retreated.
The 'Song Shuhang army' that rushed to the front was pressed to the ground and beaten wildly -- looking at more than 300 guys who looked exactly like himself, being pressed to the ground and beaten by the other party, and being stabbed wildly by the long weapon, Song Shuhang's heart was cold.
The sixteen armies of the Su family, the poetry army, and the onion girl army behind him were also put down in large numbers.
The little colors in the air were shot down.
Snake Beauty strength pit teammates.
"Why don't you retreat first?" said the green onion girl, she saw a large number of 'green onion girls' being knocked to the ground, and her green onion roots hurt when she saw it.
"Now the retreat is over, and you will be chased and killed by the other side, and the casualties will be even worse. It would be nice to have a dictionary at this time. "Song Shuhang touched the 'Super Xueba System' on the upper side of his waist, and this time the Xueba system was not activated.
"Then is it our turn to attack this time?" Song Shuhang asked.
"I don't know, but let's try. The poem said, "What are we going to talk about this time?"
"I'm here this time, and it's difficult. Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, and then he read out the first sentence of the thousand-character text aloud in ancient Chinese: "[Ancient text] Heaven and earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate." ā
Come on, let's pick up the content behind the thousand-word text~~ In this way, I will have ten thousand-word sentences, and I can last at least five rounds.
As Song Shuhang expected, the other party began to interface with a thousand-character text.
I saw that the Chixiao Zidao Leader who was the leader opened his mouth and began to read quickly: "The sun and the moon are shining, and the Chensu is listed." The cold comes and the summer comes, and the autumn harvest is hidden in winter. Leap more than adulthood, Lu Lu tunes the yang ......"
Papa~~ His mouth didn't stop.
His face was not red, he was not panting, and he memorized the entire "Thousand Character Text" in one breath, and did not give Song Shuhang a chance for the next round at all!
Song Shuhang immediately knelt down, thinking that with his ten thousand-character sentences, he would be able to hold out for at least five rounds. Unexpectedly, the other party did not play cards according to the routine, and directly copied the bottom and memorized the thousand-word text throughout.
It's cruel.
As a result, Song Shuhang's miscellaneous army was hoisted and beaten by a thousand 'Chixiaozi army', rolling back and forth, and suffering heavy casualties.
Less than ten breaths.
Song Shuhang's miscellaneous army was crushed, and none of them survived. Whether it's a little finch, a girl, a loli, a green onion demon, a puppet, or a snake girl, all of them were ruthlessly strangled.
"It's tiring to watch a whole hundred of me get killed. Shi sighed, feeling like she was going to have nightmares for the next few days.
Song Shuhang comforted: "You're okay, I have three hundred, and all of them have been killed." And they were the first to be stabbed, and there were various ways to die. ā
"Lost, right?" said Su.
Song Shuhang nodded: "If you lose, there will be no punishment or anything, right?"
As he was talking, the 'Chixiao Zidao Chief' led by the opposite side nodded slightly at Song Shuhang and the others, and smiled at the green onion girl.
The next moment, the entire Red Sky Army all dissipated and disappeared.
Game over.
Song Shuhang and the others were in a trance again.
Subsequently, they return to their bodies. When they opened their eyes, they were still in front of the 'Gate of Enchantment'.
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"There is no punishment. "Su Shi Ah Sixteen tested his body once and found nothing abnormal.
"After all, it's just a small game, and besides, the Chixiao Zi Daoist is the master who planted me, he is a very gentle and kind person, and his big hands are very warm. "Green onion Niang said.
Xiaocai burst into tears and said: "It is the gentle and kind master in your mouth who beat and crushed our thousand miscellaneous soldiers, tortured us to death, and brutally killed us all." ā
Green onion girl: "......"
At this time, Song Shuhang rubbed his eyebrows and said, "This game is not only not a punishment, but also a reward." I feel like my mental strength has increased a bit. Perhaps, the longer you stick to the game, the greater the reward?"
The poem said happily: "The mental power has really increased a little, why don't we go in and play this word game again?"
The cultivation of spiritual power is a very boring process, and it is not too good to be able to enhance spiritual power so conveniently.
Xiaocai and Green Onion Niang are also bright-eyed.
"That'...... This time we're going to stick with it a little longer. Su Shi said sixteen, and in the depths of her eyes, a silver light appeared.
"Before we go in again, should we add up the amount of knowledge?" Song Shuhangdao, he has the 'Super Xueba System' in his body, and he can sharpen his guns in battle and make up a few words of ancient language.
Moreover, he already had a countermeasure in his mind.
The barrier here should have been established when the green onion was planted - about 500 to 600 years ago. At that time, the "Thousand Character Text" had already been created, so in the game, the 'Chixiao Zi Dao Chief' could recite the entire "Thousand Character Text" in one go.
Therefore, if you want to make the 'Chixiao Zi Dao Chief' in the game unable to answer, it is actually very simple - pick some modern poems, or translate online jokes into the language of ancient times, and then ask questions.
For example, modern poems such as "Facing the sea, spring flowers blooming", or "Nostalgia is a small stamp", etc., will definitely not be able to catch up with the Chixiao Taoist in the game.
Or, ask what is the next sentence after "Set a small goal first?" or "How can the boat of friendship be overturned?" or something like that.
It can even be questions about calculus, the principles of digital television, computer programming, and so on, which should also be the knowledge of the last few hundred years......
All in all, it is to use the new knowledge of the last three hundred years to make it difficult for the 'Chixiaozi' Taoist in the game.
"But, Senior Brother Song. Even if we learn the language of ancient times temporarily, we can't learn a few words. It's too hard to pronounce. Shi Luoli said.
Moreover, the language of ancient times is different from modern languages, it is not just a language. For example, the same spell is several times more powerful if you use a spell in an ancient language than if you use a spell in a modern language.
Therefore, even a monk with a strong memory has a difficult time learning the language of ancient times.
"The poem makes sense...... We don't need to rush to study, this time, let me urge a secret treasure to try?"
"What secret treasure?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.
"A secret treasure that allows me to use the language of the ancient times for a short time, but it takes a long time to prepare before using it, so I didn't have time to use it just now. Su Shi Ah Sixteen blinked, and the silver in the depths of his eyes loomed.
"There's such a handy treasure, let's try again. Sixteen, when the time comes, you can try to use knowledge such as 'modern poetry, Internet jokes, and even calculus and computer programming' to make it difficult for the 'Chixiao Taoist' in the game.
"Done. "Su Shi's Sixteen Dao.
With that, she reached out and pressed her hand towards the door of the barrier, her mouth uttering a 'yes' accent in the language of ancient times.
Just as Ah Sixteen pressed his hand on the gate of the enchantment, the gate of the enchantment suddenly disappeared......
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