Bubbles, a bunch of bubbles. I was jumping and jumping in the bubbles.

Whew, suck, bubbles flying all over the sky, hahaha, it's fun.

Hey, there's also a big burger in the bubble, it's so fragrant, it's beef, my favorite. Here, there are a lot of bubbles, which are full of osmanthus cakes, which are really fragrant.

Uh-huh, hamburger, osmanthus cake...... hamburger, osmanthus cake......

Which one do you want to eat first? This is a hot beef burger, and over there is a sweet and refined osmanthus cake...... Which one is better?

Strange, how is this hamburger a little weird, ah, don't eat me, why are you here to eat me. Wow, why are you biting my nose and can't breathe......

Bubble ...... Osmanthus cake...... I'm going to eat osmanthus cake, I don't eat burgers...... Don't bite my nose......

"Ahh

There was a scream, and I held my breath so hard that I was dancing and screaming to wake up. Ha, it's good to be dreaming. It's just—

When I opened my eyes, I saw a large, familiar face, with a smile in the slightly raised eyes, the right corner of my mouth slightly bent upward, and a hand still pinching my poor nose.

I shouted, grabbed the culprit "hand", twisted it fiercely, and scolded: "Dead boy, who told you to pinch my nose with your pig's trotters." Damn, it's uncomfortable to be alive and I want to die. ”

I cursed and gently touched my red nose with my hand.

Hmph, what a jerk. I finally had a funny dream, and I was even woken up by this Shen Dalazy, God knows how long it has been since I had a hamburger, a full eighteen years. It's a pity and hateful to have a dream that fulfills a wish, but can't eat it yet. I'm really.

"I-ha-" Shen Laihan looked at me and laughed uncontrollably.

He was sitting on a soft couch, leaning over me, his face less than ten centimeters from my face.

At this time, he laughed loudly, turned around, put his hand on his stomach, leaned over with his back to me and smiled, his body still shaking.

"I can't—haha—you look ridiculous—hahaha—" he continued to speak in a trembling voice, "look at yourself—cough, drooling down—haha—" He turned his head to look and continued to laugh.

It's not that you smile at my face and spray it all over my face, and you say it's me drooling.

I glared at him unwillingly, and wiped the corners of my mouth with my hand, as if there were traces of drooling, and there was also a trace of water on the silk pillow lying down.

Drooling is drooling, and occasionally drooling while sleeping is not a big deal, is it worth such a fuss?

"Flow, flow, what's the matter with you? My good dreams have woken you up, what do you think you are going to do?" I pulled his cheeks angrily, hum, I see how you laugh.

His face now looked extremely weird, and he had a hard time smiling.

"Ahem, you let go first, it's so uncomfortable. He pulled my hand away and coughed a few times, but there was a strange smile on his face from time to time.

"You said that you didn't sleep well. I also had a good dream, and I was woken up by your few "Han babies, osmanthus cakes". I don't wake you up, who do you wake up? And, hahaha, it's funny how you say you sleep. While calling 'Han Baobao' while drooling, the look on his face is really unpleasant, and it is a waste not to wake you up. He tilted his head, mimicking my tone and smiling weirdly, looking very funny.

"Lust your big-headed ghost, am I like that kind of person? If you want to be sexual, you are also lustful, and you know that you are a big pervert by looking at your appearance. I threw my fist and said angrily.

I'm very simple, I've never even had that kind of dream in my life, and now I'm being talked about by this bastard, it's really infuriating to think about.

He touched his chin with his hand and laughed wickedly: "Heh, I remember a man who woke up one day and threw something at me, the ...... How can it be if it's not colorful...... Hey. ”

Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned. That accident was the biggest shame in my life, not only did this lazy man tease me three times and twice, but also caused me to be unable to hold my head up and be a man in front of Wu Xian for a long time. Now he's saying it again, it's disgusting.

"Please, you're also a doctor, even if you don't have half a hit, at least you have a hit or two. This kind of thing is a normal physiological phenomenon, don't tell me you don't even know this bit of common sense. It's a man, do you dare to say you don't?" I snarled.

"Hehe, I didn't think you knew a lot. You said I should ask you for a few more tricks, but you are also a prince, even if you are a useless prince, at least you will have a little medical skills. ”

Damn, stop me with my words again, every time.

"Haven't you heard of a good doctor for all diseases? I'm such a self-taught person, why am I jealous, haha, envy this genius just said, don't beat around the bush, I won't think you're stupid. Didn't a great man say, 'Humility makes a man progress'? If you want to ask for advice, come and accompany you at any time today. I picked up a fan to cover my mouth and laughed a few times.

"Tut, it's really 'a good doctor for all diseases'. It seems that you have done a lot of the kind of 'men can' things. I see. Uh-huh. I was right. He suddenly realized, nodded a few times and said.

"Hmm-" I shook my head at first, but when I heard the second half of the sentence, I came back to my senses and pointed my fan at his nose and scolded, "Don't talk nonsense. I'm not that kind of person. You-"

After a pause, I didn't laugh angrily, but smiled extraordinarily brightly.

I slightly picked up Shen Laihan's chin with a fan with one hand, touched my chin with the other, and laughed hehehe.

Like this...... It's really a bit of that, and I can't stand it myself. It's stupid.

threw a flattering look at him, and I said in a flirtatious tone: "Come on, in fact, you look really good, you have to have a face, you have a figure, you have to follow me for so long, it's really hard work." I'm really, I've been ignoring the sincere people around me, and it's really wrong to think about others all day long. Do you blame me for snubbing you? It doesn't matter, Prince Ben likes beauties the most. Otherwise, I'll propose to my father tomorrow and let you be a favorite concubine, right?

"You—" he twitched, and then burst out laughing, "you, haha—you don't look at you either." Do you have eyes, I'm taller than you, older than you, and I'm more like a man than you, hehe, more like a man than you, and if you ask me to be your favorite concubine, you won't laugh people to death. ”

The originally pleasant male voice is now deliberately using a sharp tone. I got goosebumps.

"And, fortunately, you're a prince, or ......" He pinched my face vigorously with his hand, and pressed it hard a few times, squeezing my face out of shape.

"What about the drugstore?" I asked, slurring. The original phrase is "or not".

"Otherwise, I would have sent you to the palace as a eunuch. He replied harshly.

He continued to ravage my white and tender face. (Spicy Hand Destroying Flowers?)

"And, even if you're the crown prince. As far as you look like this, even if you stick it upside down, I don't want it, if you want me to be your favorite concubine, then wait until you are taller than me. However, you really look distinctive. The face, how do you look like a bun, the figure, uh-huh, like a big birthday bag, short and round. It's okay to hug you normally, but if I let me kiss you. It's better to ask me to eat you as a bun in one bite, and it's over when you're done. Yes, exactly. ”

He looked serious, nodding his head and nodding his index finger from time to time, a little talking to himself.

My heart was like snow in June, and I was going to hit him, but I didn't expect to be hit back hard by him. The man's self-esteem was thrown to the ground and stomped on a few times. I'm sad about that.

Ahh......hhh It's not my fault that I'm short, it's not poisoned by someone, the emperor's genes are good, look at his other sons, all of them are heroic and tall. Now the little boy and the stinky boy are taller than me, not to mention the boss Mo Dongyan. When I met him a few years ago, I wasn't much shorter than I am now, but he was a head taller than me.

Shen Laihan, although the bones are soft, he is half leaning on the pillar, and he is still taller than me. This is a great pain in my heart.

What's the big deal about looking like a bun, it's much better now, isn't this also the toxin accumulated in the body. In a little while, when our plan succeeds, I can really get out of it all. Haha, at that time, the body of this bun will return to normal. Well, however, don't be too happy, now you still have to be careful, and you have to let Wu Yu be careful, Xia Lingran, the old fox, has already begun to notice him...... Is this the way it is, or am I cautious enough...... Ha ha......

However, this Shen bastard really doesn't give me face when he talks about me like this.

I snorted and said with some pride: "I want to choose a pet concubine, and I want to find someone who is more diligent, like you, I am too lazy to ask for it." Besides, this palace wants the wind to be windy, and it needs to be rainy, and I can't ask for any beautiful people. Those who want to serve me must be able to enter the eyes of this palace, and you're still a big step away. Our family's forgiveness is better than you, no matter what. I'll just look at him first, and I'll look at him first. Hum. ”

I picked up the fan and shook it, looking unconcerned. In fact, I was so angry in my heart that he dared to scold me for being ugly in front of the prince, and he was the first.

"That's good, or I'll have to throw up for a day and a night. I was really flattered to be my friend's favorite concubine. Thankfully, this kind of good thing hasn't happened to me yet. He looked like he was the survivor of the disaster.

"You, don't go too far. ”

I pretended to be crying, picked up my "small" fist and slammed it hard into his chest.

"This palace is at least one talent, and it makes me sad to say that. ”

God, thank you that the last string of my sanity hasn't been broken, or I'm afraid I'll be tempted to beat this bastard for a while.

"Ah, that's a sin. ”

He caught my fist with his big palm, but his fingers suddenly and quickly pressed the pulsation of his wrist.

Hey, it's exposed. Oops, I almost forgot that Shen Laihan is also a smart and tight person. When Taifu was there just now, I had to ask him to check the pulse, and at that time I deliberately hid the real pulse so that he could not see anything. Now, he took advantage of my relaxation and didn't care, and he made a surprise attack, and now he can't hide it.

It seems that most of the quarrel he just had with me was for this purpose. Hey, it's really smart for a while, and it's a foolish life. No, this refers to someone else, and the description of me should be "smart for a lifetime, confused for a while".

This Comrade Shen Laihan is a Tai Doctor.

Everyone's opinion: The prince's lackey is super lazy.

Prince's view: Super lazy, invincible, and intelligent, a friend and confidant.

And the crown prince forgot his opinion when he should pay attention to it the most. The deliberate concealment during this period of time seems to be unable to hide the eyes of Imperial Physician Shen.