Chapter 2: I've really crossed over
As stated in the novel, when Jiang Dongliu saw the end of the first chapter, an abrupt dialog box popped up on Ma Feng's mobile phone, asking him if he wanted to become a singer.
Jiang Dongliu's brows furrowed, and a cold sweat broke out on his back.
Seeing this blunt dialog box with a black and white color scheme, Jiang Dongliu was taken aback.
But when he calmed down and thought about it, he seemed to understand what was going on.
"Must be those hapless kids pranking me, and they're going to surprise me when school starts?
Jiang Dongliu's train of thought suddenly became clear.
The reason why this novel writes exactly what he just said 'in advance' must be a mystery hidden in it.
Jiang Dongliu guessed that it was Ma Feng's kid who had something like a Bluetooth intercom device.
Yang Cong or other students were listening to their conversation just now.
Then, he immediately wrote their conversation into a novel and pretended to publish it on the Internet to fool him.
I don't know where the kids got to know about his eldest brother.
But what is certain is that Ma Feng deliberately said this to create an atmosphere, so that he would fall into the trap step by step.
"That kid was blatantly playing with his mobile phone in my class, and from then on, this spoof drama began. ”
"Boy, you want to make a joke about me?
Jiang Dongliu's mouth faintly curved a smile in his chest, and behind it was the fierceness of the head teacher.
He decided to follow the "trap" laid out by the students.
Click [Think] on the dialog box.
Sure enough, a long "Spatio-temporal Cultural Communication Agreement" appeared on the mobile phone.
Jiang Dongliu simply scanned it, and almost didn't laugh when he saw it.
The content and terms of this Agreement can be described as outrageous.
No adult with a little brain would believe this to be true.
According to the "Agreement", if he agrees to be a space-time cultural communicator, he will be sent to a parallel world where he is very enthusiastic about music.
Singers in that world are like tennis players, they are considered competitive players.
The singing competition has mature battle rules and a point system.
European and American pop music culture still occupies the mainstream position of music in the world.
The Association of Professional Musicians, or APM, is the world's most important music alliance.
Its organizational form is much like the ATP and WTA in tennis.
Worldwide, APM organizes singing competitions and music festivals of different sizes and levels.
Almost every professional singer or band is a registered singer under the APM umbrella.
APM Global Networking.
Singer points are calculated once a week.
Based on the results of the past 52 weeks, the global artists are ranked.
At the end of each year, APM will hold the Singer of the Year Finals according to the ranking of points.
Every ten years, the era singer contest that has dominated the decade is held.
Every four years, a country-specific World Cup singing contest is held like the Football World Cup.
In that world, music competition was the most influential competition in the world, surpassing football and the Olympics.
In each country and region, there are several music competitions held every week.
People all over the world are crazy about music competitions.
As a time and space culture communicator in the field of music, Jiang Dongliu will shoulder the important task of spreading the world's pop music culture after crossing into that world.
Because the level of pop music in that world is too high, Jiang Dongliu's own musical literacy is very low.
In order to achieve the purpose of dissemination, the Time and Space Cultural Communication Bureau will load Jiang Dongliu with a magical "loan song system".
This loan song system allows Jiang Dongliu to have the world's top musical expression.
After borrowing the song from the system, Jiang Dongliu will have the top musical ability to interpret the song.
Not only can the target work be sung with great appeal, but also the musical skills of the target work's lyrics, music, arrangement, and arrangement, so that the target work can show the cultural charm of different time and space to the greatest extent.
Since this system is called the loan song system, it will naturally not allow Jiang Dongliu to abuse it unscrupulously.
Every time he borrows a song from the system, Jiang Dongliu has to help the Time and Space Culture Communication Bureau sell a "goods" within a limited time, which is regarded as repaying the loan and helping the Time and Space Culture Communication Bureau recover office funds.
After the crossing, the Time and Space Cultural Communication Bureau will open a special account for Jiang Dongliu.
Jiang Dongliu must deposit the sales proceeds into the account on time.
Regardless of whether Jiang Dongliu successfully sold the goods, the Space-Time Cultural Communication Bureau will deduct the money from the account when the sales time limit expires.
If the balance in the account is insufficient at maturity, Jiang Dongliu will be judged as a credit violation and will be brutally punished with "really miserable" or "terrifying adventure".
The "Agreement" does not write what kind of goods the communicator will sell for the Time and Space Cultural Communication Bureau.
However, there is a clear red letter warning that the communicator must prepare the funds to be recovered within the time limit.
If the goods cannot be sold, the communicator will have to pay out of his own pocket to make up the money, and if he does not make up the goods, he will be punished.
In addition, the "agreement" also stipulates that communicators must borrow songs at least once a month, and they must not slack off until they die.
In other words, once he becomes a space-time cultural communicator, Jiang Dongliu will have to work for the time-space cultural communication bureau for a lifetime and be a coolie for a lifetime.
Of course, if he can successfully complete the ultimate crossing mission and return to his own world, the "Agreement" will also come to an end.
The so-called ultimate time-traveling mission is to become the king of the era of that world and obtain the highest honor in the individual field.
He also led the Chinese team to win the championship of the Singing World Cup and won the highest honor in the team field.
Both are indispensable.
If he can't complete the ultimate crossing mission and die in the world, he will leave the world in the form of sudden death.
If he can complete the ultimate mission, he will return to his own world in an instant, and have the eternal ability of the singer, and will no longer be laughed at in the real world for singing all five notes.
"Hehe, these children, the imagination is quite rich, knowing that I like to sing, they made up such a world of fanaticism for music to fool me, very attentive. ”
"But it's a pity that you underestimate Mr. Jiang's IQ too much, and just make up a pop-up box applet to make me believe that there is such a ghost thing in this world, what are you kidding!
With the confidence to see everything, Jiang Dongliu did not hesitate to click the [Agree] button at the bottom of the "Agreement".
"Let's see how this spoof continues. ”
Jiang Dongliu muttered, and raised his hand to get the thermos cup and drink wolfberry water.
Suddenly, an unexpected scene appeared!
An unstoppable soul-pulling force was born out of thin air on the top of his brain.
His Heavenly Spirit Cover was almost shattered!
It's like being struck by lightning!
Before Jiang Dongliu could panic, his soul had been pulled out.
There was a roar in my ears.
Time and space are changing.
Jiang Dongliu was suffocated in an instant.
Dumbfounded.
Also stunned.
There's no time to think.
Just a moment of trance.
He completed the magical time travel.
He appeared out of thin air in a gray and bare mountain range.
There is a root under the soles of the feet.
A flock of wild geese was startled around him.
Jiang Dongliu himself is also like those wild geese, in a frightened shape.
His legs were limp, and his eyes were round.
The mouth opened wider and wider, and the jaw almost fell to the ground.
After a while, he broke out a dirty sentence:
"Lying ...... Groove!"
"It's really crossed!"