830, scared to death does not pay for life (4/4 is the addition of friends of the night)
PS: Two chapters in one
The car drove downstairs to the student dormitory of Forestry University, Li wanted to park, and asked Master Dou Dou in the back row: "What about my brother?"
Shi Shi timidly pointed to a black handbag on the back seat and said, "In Jieli." ”
Li Xiang: "Help me get it." ”
Teacher: "I'm afraid. ”
Li Xiang: "Dou sinus." ”
Dou Dou: "Dou Dou is also a child duck. ”
Meaning she was scared too.
Li Xiang unbuckled his seat belt, opened the car door, opened the back door, got in, opened the handbag, and raised a "bloody" mask, screams began to sound in the car, and Master Dou couldn't help but be afraid just by looking at it.
This mask is bloody and disgusting enough, it is a zombie mask, more precisely a zombie mask, the kind in Western movies, with blurred flesh and blood.
This mask is more like a hood, with the entire head covered inside, covering the neck and below!
And not only this, but there was also a "bloody" dress in the bag.
Li Xiang couldn't help asking, "Who bought this?"
The teacher said, "Mom." ”
Dou Dou said: "Mom is so scared, and the baby is afraid that she will buy it." ”
Li Xiang said: "Forget it, my brother can't wear it now, otherwise he will be beaten to death when he gets out of the car." In this way, I will cover you up to my brother's dormitory first, where I will change my clothes, and then we will go together to scare the black balls. ”
Shi Shi asked worriedly, "Will Shi Shijie be beaten to death?"
Dou Dou also has this worry, she is so scary now, what if she is really killed as a ghost.
Li Xiang: "Don't worry, I will protect you, go." ”
Dou Dou: "Go! scare the black ball." ”
Li Xiang led the two imps out of the car, and sure enough, this strange costume quickly attracted the attention of the classmates, but fortunately, it was night, and they walked quickly, and they entered the dormitory building in a hurry. As soon as I entered, I screamed at the dormitory manager.
The dormitory manager first saw half a pumpkin head passing by at the window, and came to the door to take a look, but a little ghost full of resentment stood in front of him, and he was so frightened that he retreated again and again, almost calling his mother.
"Uncle, uncle, it's me, it's me, Li Xiang, Halloween, children are fun. Li Xiang hurriedly appeased the elderly dormitory manager, but don't be scared of a problem.
Dou Dou also said: "It's me, it's me, it's me, Sister Dou Dou, it's fun, little ghost, I'm not a little ghost, I'm a little rabbit sister." ”
The teacher also learned to say: "It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, what about Teacher Xiao Li." ”
Li Xiang helped the dormitory manager bring a big teacup, unscrewed the lid, invited him to drink two sips, suppressed the shock, and finally helped him to come to his senses.
The uncle looked at Dou Dou and the teacher, children, very cute, not mad, and said: "I have seen all kinds of ghosts tonight, but you are the first to scare me, take a walk~~~ It's okay to go in, but don't scare people to death." ”
Dou Dou took the teacher by the hand, jumped up and walked to the stairwell, and a boy came out of the corner, and suddenly saw such two little things, Mom, hugged his chest with both hands, and leaned against the wall for help.
Dou Dou made perfect this time, and immediately shouted: "It's me, it's me, it's me, Uncle is me, Sister Dou Dou, it's fun, little ghost, I'm not a little ghost, I'm a little rabbit sister." ”
Li Xiang rushed over and said, "Classmate, don't be afraid, it's a human, not a ghost, Halloween, scare people, hold on." ”
Master: "Hold on, uncle." ”
The boy on the opposite side came to life, and suddenly saw Li Xiang carrying a bloody head in his hand, and was startled again.
Li Xiang put his head in front of his eyes and said, "Don't be afraid, it's fake, it's just a mask." ”
Dou Dou also said: "Uncle, it's fake, we don't kill Lun, what about good children, cute." ”
Teacher: "Cute." ”
"Are you Li Xiang?" asked the boy opposite hesitantly.
Dou Dou preemptively said: "He is Li Xiang, he is my brother, and I am his little sister." ”
Li wanted to take her away and hurry back, now he was scared of one by one.
When he came to the dormitory, the door was unlocked, and it opened as soon as he pushed it, Dou Dou jumped in, crossed his waist and laughed: "Scare you!"
When she said this, no one was frightened.
Gao Chong said: "Catch this little ghost, put it in the pot and fry it." ”
Li Liming said with a smile: "There is a pumpkin head in the back, catch it together, the pumpkin pie tastes very good." ”
Huh~~ Dou Dou, who was blocking in front, jumped into the dormitory, not afraid at all, but also very excited. The pumpkin head in the back hid behind Li Xiang, seeking the protection of the elephant.
Gao Chong shouted: "The pumpkin head is protected by an elephant, catch the imp who runs inside first!"
The imp ran into the bathroom, was quickly dragged out by the gang, and began to beg for mercy.
"I'm Dou Dou, I'm not a ghost, a duck by mistake~"
Li wanted to rescue the captured "Annabelle", which was probably the worst Annabelle ever, not only did she not scare anyone, but she was also arrested and almost fried.
Li wanted to ask Li Liming and Gao Chong: "Where are you hamsters?"
Gao Chong said: "On Halloween night, of course, I scared my girlfriend to go. ”
Li Liming said enviously: "What a good opportunity, you don't need to go to the cinema to watch ghost movies, just wear a mask." ”
The hamster is Cao Cangshu.
Li thought: "What about the two of you?"
Gao Chong and Li Liming glanced at each other, and sparks flashed. It turned out that they both made an appointment with freshman Shi Jiaqi, but because of the uneven distribution of the spoils, no one made an appointment, and they were spent in the dormitory.
Li Xiang was heartbroken, reminding them not to compete with the fishermen for profit, change into a "bloody suit", put on a zombie head, and lead the two imps to Li Dan's dormitory.
This time, Li Xiang and Dou Dou asked the teacher to go first, only to see this pumpkin ghost knock on the door, and there was a sound of "please come in" from inside, and then she really went in, and after a while, she heard a sound of "make trouble if you don't give candy", and then ah, the teacher ran out.
Li Xiang pushed open the door, hugged the frightened teacher, and looked inside, only to see a vampire sitting at the desk, looking at them with a smile.
Li Xiang comforted the teacher: "Don't be afraid, that's Brother Dandan." ”
The vampire took off his mask, revealing Li Dan's appearance, and laughed and said, "I knew you would come to me tonight, so you see, I'm ready for the candy, come quickly." ”
The teacher went up to collect Li Dan's candy and said, "Brother Dandan, you are so scary." ”
Dou Dou stretched out a small hand and said, "Hehe, if you don't give candy, you will make trouble." ”
Li Dan glanced at Li Xiang and said, "Fight with me?" I knew you were coming, and you wouldn't let me go at this time of year, and you caught me to pick up wool, and last year scared me so much that I lost three souls and only seven souls left, and this year I hid in school and didn't let me go, so you wanted to kill me, thinking that I was a bully? Haha, was the teacher scared?"
The teacher stuck out his little tongue and said embarrassedly: "The little master jumped up in fright." ”
Li Dan said regretfully: "It's a pity that I didn't scare Dou Dou." ”
Dou Dou: "I hate ~~ hee-hee." ”
Start bragging.
"The young lady won't be scared. ”
Li Dan sneered: "Then I'll look for you when you fall asleep." ”
Dou Dou: "Ho ho ho, Brother Dandan, here you go." ”
The child took out something from his trouser pocket and handed it to Li Dan mysteriously. Li Dan subconsciously reached out to pick it up, soft, squirming, slender, when he saw it, he suddenly jumped up in fright, threw the thing into the air, touched the ceiling and fell down again, and fell right at the feet of the teacher.
Dou Dou crossed his waist and laughed, look! The black egg still said that he was not scared, wasn't he scared?
Li wanted to look at the ground, and it was a little green snake again! It was the one that brought disaster to all the children in Li Dan's community in the summer.
Li Dan jumped to his feet angrily, glared at Li Doudou, and said, "Li Doudou!! You want to be beaten, don't you?"
Dou Dou picked up the little snake, waved it around in his hand, and said, "I scared you, hey~ I'm so good." ”
Li Dan said angrily: "I'm really afraid of you three brothers and sisters, why do you keep catching me and scaring me, I have a heart attack." ”
Dou Dou said: "You scared my little master to jump to his feet, hum!"
Li Dan: "Didn't you also make the teacher jump up in fright, you look at the teacher, he is still hanging his feet." ”
The teacher was like a sloth, wrapped around Li Xiang's legs.
Dou Dou went to comfort her: "Little one, don't be afraid, my sister only scares the big bad guys, not the children, we are an invisible team." ”
The teacher stood on the ground again and said in shock: "Hey, I, I also have a heart attack." ”
Li Xiang couldn't cry or laugh, this child not only had to guard against others, but also against his sister, which was really unguardable.
The teacher said, "Sister, you didn't say that you had a snake in your pocket. ”
didn't say hello, and almost injured his teammates in the invisible team.
Dou Dou made an excuse and said, "Just now, just now, it got in by itself." ”
Li Dan hurriedly climbed into the bed and stayed away from the three siblings. The beds in the university dormitories are all bunk-deckers, sleeping on the top and desks on the bottom. Li Dan climbed on the bed, and he felt a little secure in his heart.
Li wanted to ask him, "Why are you staying in the dormitory today? Don't you go on a girlfriend?"
Li Dan: "My girlfriend is on duty tonight. ”
Li wanted to pity him and said, "You are so pitiful, I sympathize with you." Little ones, let's go. ”
Dou Dou shouted to the master: "Little ones, let's go." ”
Shi Shi shouted into the air, "Little ones, let's go." ”
Li Dan asked, "Where are you going?" Take me with you. ”
Li wanted him to get out: "I'm looking for a girlfriend, are you embarrassed to follow?"
Li Dan asked curiously: "Your girlfriend, Huang Youyi, is here in Shengjing?"
Li Xiang said proudly: "I'm not like you who are lonely, I don't only have a girlfriend to accompany me, but also a sister to accompany me." Why don't you go to my dormitory to play with Li Liming and Gao Chong, you can fight the landlord. ”
Li Dan: "Get out, you're annoyed when I see you." ”
Dou Dou couldn't wait to go outside to find something fresh to play, and said, "Elephant, let's get out of here~~~"
Li Xiang quickly evacuated the boys' dormitory with two little ghosts, got into the car, and Dou Dou said in horror: "Hey duck, many people are coming to catch my duck, why aren't they afraid of the little sister?"
The teacher said, "I murdered them, and they came to arrest me." ”
Dou Dou said: "Master, your pumpkin head is not scared. ”
The teacher took off the pumpkin head, held it in his arms and looked left and right, it was a little cute.
Dou Dou took off her weed-like wig, planted it on the teacher's head, and said with a grin: "Little madman." ”
Teacher: "Hee-hee~"
Li Xiang drove and came to the courtyard, and Dou Dou immediately recognized this as a rabbit museum.
Li thought: "Don't eat candy, put on all the masks, let's go in and be scary." ”
The two children put the pumpkin heads and weeds on their heads again, and Li Xiang was also dressed neatly, sneakily pushed open the door of the courtyard, and beckoned Master Dou Dou to go in first, and he was behind the palace.
Pumpkin lanterns were lit up in the courtyard, some hung under the eaves, on the jujube trees, and some rested in the corners and in the grass, and the huge courtyard was quiet and quiet, without any sound at all. Master Dou Dou walked and walked, and his heart was empty, and he turned back to look for Li Xiang, and saw the elephant following behind him, Dou Dou asked in a low voice: "Elephant, is there a ghost here?"
Li Xiang: "There are only female sidemothers here, come in quickly and scare female sidemothers." ”
The teacher was very concerned about the female sidemother, and immediately agreed: "Sister, let's go catch the female sidemother." ”
Dou Dou led the master to the north wing, where the lights were on. Walking to the corridor, I was about to raise my little feet to go inside, when I suddenly saw a horned "ghost" floating over, Dou Dou screamed in fright, sat on the ground with a butt, and fell one step behind Dou Dou Shi Shi sighed and hid behind Li Xiang.
Seeing that the master ran away so quickly, Dou Dou hurriedly got on all fours, crawled quickly in the corridor, muttering My mother duck my mother duck in Xiaoyuan, threw the little snake in his trouser pocket out to save his life, but it was useless, and he was quickly caught by the ghost who caught up behind him.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's me, young lady. ”
Huang Youyi took off the demon mask, revealing an incomparably innocent face.
Li Xiang stood in the courtyard and laughed.
The master stood at his feet, grabbed his pants with one hand, raised his little head to look at the laughing elephant brother, and then looked at the crying Dou Dou, sighed, at a young age, with such a brother and such a sister, life is so difficult.
Tonight she was the one who was scared the most, first by Li Dan's vampire, then by Dou Dou's little snake, and now by the female friend, I feel that she doesn't have to do anything else tonight, just be responsible for jumping.
It took Huang Youyi a while to appease Sister Little Rabbit, and then, Sister Little Rabbit rushed to Li Xiang and hugged his leg to bite twice.
"Is it fun, is it fun, is it exciting?" asked Li Xiang, asking her to be merciful.
Sister Bunny pondered for a while, nodded and said that it was fun and exciting.
It seems that the only one who can be frightened is the teacher.
"Do you know the young lady?" Li wanted to introduce Huang Youyi to Master Dou Dou.
The teacher looked at her and said, "It's a female friend." ”
Li Xiang: "It's so smart, teacher." This is Miss Youyi. ”
Dou Dou picked up Huang Youyi's evil ghost mask strangely, looked left and right, and put it on his face, feeling that it was much more scary than hers, and more scary than the pumpkin of the teacher, it belonged to her.
Huang Youyi greeted the two sisters-in-law, and the teacher took the initiative to stretch out her little hand, shook it with her, and took out two candies from her pocket and gave it to her. Dou Dou wore her demon mask and walked around the courtyard, which was very fun.
"It's time for dinner. Li wanted to take Dou Dou away, and the group came to the restaurant for dinner.
Li thought: "Dou Dou, can you take off the mask? We're going to have dinner." ”
Dou Dou took off his mask and said, "Huh, I saw my girlfriend." Ha, girlfriend, I saw you kissing the elephant. ”
Huang Youyi: "??"
Li Xiang said: "If you see it, you will see it, don't shout around, you have to help me keep it secret, you know?"
Dou Dou didn't say anything and asked, "See what we're going to eat tonight?"
Stretch your neck to look at the dishes on the table. This meal is a combination of Chinese and Western, Chinese food is made by Li Xiang, and Western food is made by Huang Youyi.
The teacher said, "Pigeon, I will help you keep it secret." ”
Li Xiang: "Thank you, you have to do what you say." ”
Teacher: "I'm a puppy when I lie to people." ”
In that case, you would already be a puppy, Li Xiang thought to himself, what I am most worried about is not Dou Dou, Dou Dou gave her hush money, she can generally be conservative for a while, but you, turn your head and ask others, do you want to know about my brother and my girlfriend's relatives?
Huang Youyi asked Li Xiang, "What kind of kissing thing?"
Li Xiang said: "The photo of you kissing me was seen by these two children." ”
Huang Youyi: "......"
The teacher looked left and right, giggling.
Huang Youyi: "You asked me to kiss you, I don't want to kiss you." ”
Li Xiang: "I'm joking with you, who knows that you are serious, and if you say it, you will really kiss." ”
Huang Youyi: "That's because you're so thick-skinned, with all the bells and whistles, and I'm not your girlfriend, why do you let me kiss you, do you let people kiss you when you meet a beautiful girl?"
Li thought: "I begged you to kiss me, hoho." ”
If he doesn't take the initiative to admit it, the little fairy in front of him won't be his girlfriend.
Huang Youyi snorted arrogantly and asked Shishi with concern: "Does Shishi want to eat sweet and sour chestnuts?"
Shishi: "Yes." Thank you, my girlfriend. ”
Dou Dou no longer looked at the table full of dishes, but said, "Eat a catty." ”
Huang Youyi smiled and got up to get the sweet and sour chestnuts she bought in the afternoon, and after she bought them, she did them warm, and they are still hot and fragrant.
Dou Dou smelled the fragrance, sucked his saliva, looked at the sweet and sour chestnuts in Huang Youyi's hand, and then looked at the table full of her favorite dishes, casually threw away his weed wig, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to do a big job.
Shengjing is a metropolis, although Halloween is a foreign festival, but there are still many young people here rare, in fact, everyone is not paying attention to any festival, but just looking for an excuse to play.
After dinner, Li Xiang took the three girls out of the courtyard, did not turn off the lights in the yard, let them turn on quietly, locked the door, and drove to join in the excitement of Halloween. On the streets of Shengjing, there are many young people in strange costumes partying, such as bloody nurses, zombies walking together, children carrying pumpkin lanterns, and psychopaths dressed as murderers......
Master Dou Dou lay on the window of the car and looked at these guys, screaming excitedly, like two ducks were closed, and they might break out of the car at any time, but let them get out of the car and join the team, and they would not go to death, and they would never leave in the car.