Chapter 133: The Melon-Eating Party
Li Yuanzhi stood on the street, although the people around him were boiling, but he still had a feeling of nowhere to go, the loneliness in the abrupt crowd made Li Yuanzhi a little uncomfortable, is this the invincible loneliness?
"A gust of wind whirled and rolled up the dust on the ground, and then swirled and slipped away, and not even a leaf could be rolled up!
"Well, then I'm not going to your own homes, and I'll go again when I have time. Li Yuanzhi hugged his fists and Jiang Yunian, and Lan Cai said goodbye.
Circling the street again, Li Yuanzhi couldn't see Yan Ling'er, the cute girl who was spoiled by her brother as a princess with her memory, it was a pity, and she bought two strings of sugar gourds, one in one hand, and it seemed that she could only eat it by herself.
"Wow, it's so sour!" Li Yuanzhi almost threw away the sugar gourd in his hand, sure enough, the food that no one envies tastes soulless?
Li Yuanzhi is a little nostalgic for the days when he traveled with Heizi and Lin Jingyuan before, when the two of them almost fought for a piece of roasted sweet potato!
Li Yuanzhi was bored and lazy to hang out, of course, the main thing was to see how many people were watching himself. Because the original stone garden was not open to Li Yuanzhi, there were a lot fewer people following behind. After all, there are a few people who became rich overnight because of Li Yuanzhi, and even heard that the great fortune left Hundred Holy City overnight and disappeared.
That's why Li Yuanzhi was surrounded by everyone as soon as he went out, and it was not too much to be encircled. However, those people who followed Li Yuanzhi back to the inn early were a little uncomfortable, smart but were mistaken by smart, there are too many people in the world who become smart for money, although they are comfortable, but because of Li Yuanzhi, the price of this inn is not cheap!
Li Yuanzhi unconsciously walked to the East Street, where a man in a Confucian shirt and an octagonal fan was picking watermelons in front of the fruit stall of an aunt in yellow clothes.
Li Yuanzhi fixed his eyes and looked at it, okay, who else could Han Yubing who was not "Neixiu"?
In the morning, I was beaten by the flower and the moon, and I was beaten by the old black man, but I didn't expect to change my clothes and really ran out to buy watermelon! I still remember the yellow clothes aunt stall on East Street of the flower and the moon. Really, when did a dignified Legalist disciple care about the eyes of a mere core disciple of the Lingyue Sect?
Thinking back to what happened to me when I met Hua Langyue, it seems that yes, the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass!
But are you serious about wearing a Confucian shirt and holding a puff and an octagonal fan? Aren't you afraid that the Confucian disciples will beat you to death?
From afar, Li Yuanzhi swaggered towards Han Yubing. With a surging flow of people. Some are undead, and some are people sent by various families to watch. It's just that these rao camouflages are too bad! Just follow, people pretend to be passers-by, what do you mean by all following and pretending to be passers-by? Don't you see that there are a lot of passers-by near Li Yuanzhi on the whole street?
Li Yuanzhi doesn't care about this, he is arrogant, and if he wears it, he is ordered to cause trouble, how can he be when there are fewer people?
When Li Yuanzhi walked in, Han Yubing, who was "Inner Show", hadn't noticed Li Yuanzhi's approach, and was still pouting and staring at the big watermelon on the stall: "How can I pick a watermelon that is big and good-looking, can satisfy the flower fairy and can harm the saddle?" Han Yubing muttered to himself.
It happened that Li Yuanzhi walked up to him, and when he heard this, his bad mood was even worse in an instant.
Han Yubing didn't see Li Yuanzhi, but the yellow-clothed aunt who set up the stall saw it. I saw that she was covered in mud, and even her clothes had green juice stained by the leaves of melons and seedlings when picking melons. Ma Yu stood up from the horse, and pulled the gray linen next to him: "Wow." "All at once the entire melon stall was completely covered.
"Auntie, what do you mean by this? I still buy melons?" Han Yubing was anxious, and watched as a large area of watermelons was covered, what does this mean, does it make people pick blindly?
"It's closed, it's not for sale, let's go quickly. "I didn't expect the rustic aunt to speak in a very hard tone, and at first glance, there was a background behind her, of course, you can't squeeze in if you can set up a stall in the inner city of Hundred Sage City, and you can't really squeeze in without a little power.1 After all, a watermelon for a pound or a tael of silver is not something that anyone can eat, and people from outside the city have to buy this watermelon for a year's living expenses!
"Don't, it's only three poles a day, how can there be a reason to close the stall! Auntie, you're a bit of a bully, isn't it?" Han Yu Bing jumped to his feet anxiously, in case he couldn't buy watermelons, what should I do if I went back to the flower fairy and kicked me out of the inn? Really, it's so annoying, why don't you deal with the fairies? That Wang An is silent, why is he so liked by girls, we are not bad!
"Hehe, the rough stone market can be closed, what is the closure of a fruit stall here?" The eldest lady hugged her stout shoulders, and her somewhat fat figure made her look a little burly. But this sentence was not aimed at Han Yubing, but looked behind Han Yubing.
Only then did Han Yubing realize that there seemed to be more people on this street all of a sudden. But what does it mean that the shops are closed?
Han Yubing, who realized it later, turned around and realized that he didn't know when Li Yuanzhi was standing behind him. Well, now I understand everything, just this scourge, you have to jump everywhere!
"Why are you here, why are your eyes smudged, don't look at the stones, but look at the melons instead?" or Han Yubing's wit, he could have guessed at once why the aunt in yellow closed the stall. If Li Yuanzhi doesn't look at the level of the realm, with his eyes that can see through the original stone, isn't the quality of that melon clear at a glance? Who can guarantee that the melon seller is full of good melons with red hearts and sweet pulps? When the gods still look away! There are not many raw melons and eggs in that melon stall. So Auntie's experience is still old-fashioned.
However, looking at the tone of the aunt's words to Li Yuanzhi just now, is the force behind her really hard and not afraid of Li Yuanzhi's identity as an immortal cultivator? Or is it the ignorant and fearless? After all, how do you look at this aunt is a mortal!
"My eyes are fine, I just want to eat melons, why don't I come to see what kind of watermelon you bought for me, which can not only satisfy Sister Hua, but also satisfy me." Li Yuanzhi smiled very sinisterly.
"Don't go too far. "Han Yu jumped to his feet angrily, which pot is not opened, which pot is not mentioned, if you don't help me with good words, forget it, and deliberately harm me!
"Why did I go too far?" Li Yuanzhi was not angry, what was wrong with me?
"Hmph, you value lust and ignore friends, you forget your righteousness, you can't tell the difference between relatives and distance, your hands are short and your feet are long!" Han Yubing can be regarded as venting all the grievances along the way, and he didn't complain about Li Yuanzhi on the way, so he sent Li Yuanzhi a straw man, after all, it was just a matter of Li Yuanzhi's words, but he didn't say anything, and he added fuel to the fire, so he couldn't get off the stage, and he had to come out to buy watermelons for you under the big sun, which was too much!
"Where am I valuing color and ignoring friends? When did I become friends? I met Sister Hua earlier than you, that hand is short, that foot is long? Huh?" Li Yuanzhi was so happy to compete with Han Yubing, but he didn't expect this Legalist disciple who was a little blind to admit death and could intervene in anything was a little cute.
"I ...... I didn't expect you to be such a person!" Han Yubing was angry.
"Am I that kind of person?" Li Yuanzhi continued to tease Han Yubing.
"You...... You, I won't buy you melons. "Han Yubing doesn't seem to be able to reason with others, just like when he met Zhao Haitang, he didn't argue with him, only a battle!
"Okay, I'll remind Sister Hua that you owe her a watermelon on East Street. Li Yuanzhi is surrounded by the old god.
Han Yu Bing turned around angrily: "Then what do you want to do, my aunt even accepted the melon stall when she saw you coming!"
"Who accepts it and can't open it again?" Li Yuanzhi smiled at the aunt in yellow and said, "Auntie, I'm here to buy melons." ”
"I know. "The aunt in yellow is still tough.
"Can I pick a few then?" Li Yuanzhi continued to ask.
"No!" said the aunt categorically.
"Why!" Even Li Yuanzhi was strange at this time, the original stone garden was closed because the major families were afraid of cutting meat, what are you afraid of a fruit stall?
"Didn't you go to the original stone garden to buy the original stone?" the aunt still held her hands on her chest and refused to let go.
"I came here after eating your melon and felt good, I'm a repeat customer, not here to make trouble!" Li Yuanzhi explained seriously.
"Really?" the yellow-clothed aunt took a step closer.
"Really!" Li Yuanzhi said very sincerely. Is it so difficult to eat a melon these days?
"I don't believe you!" Cha Wuye's characters with good hands and eyes were deceived by you and vomited blood. "Auntie still looks distrustful.
"Everyone, this aunt's watermelon is thin, sweet and crispy, you are tired of shopping, don't you want to buy a watermelon to quench your thirst?" Li Yuanzhi turned back to the street and seemed to be wandering, but in fact he was secretly peeping at his humanity.
"Oh yes, I've been shopping for so long, it's time to buy a watermelon to quench my thirst. ”
"Oh, it's noon? I'm so thirsty, hey, there's a watermelon stall here, just buy a watermelon to quench your thirst." ”
"Oh, you also buy melons. ”
"What, are you too?"
"yes, what a coincidence. ”
"What a coincidence, I also buy melons. ”
Originally, after Li Yuanzhi finished this sentence, the street was quiet for a minute, until a person suddenly spoke, it may be that someone who does not give up is trying to please Li Yuanzhi, or it may be that someone who is secretly monitoring knows that he has been discovered, so in order to alleviate the embarrassment, there are many people queuing up to buy melons for a while. And these people actually thought that Li Yuanzhi was nothing, as if they had suddenly discovered this watermelon stall, and just passed in front of Li Yuanzhi, without squinting, as if they hadn't noticed Li Yuanzhi standing there at all, as if they had suddenly found a watermelon stall and wanted to eat watermelon.
"Auntie, let's buy melons, do you think it's time for you to set up a stall?"
"Yes, yes, let's get out of the stall. ”
“......”
The aunt in yellow was so happy that her face was wrinkled: "Okay, good, good, I'll be out of the stall, I'll be out of the stall." But it's good, a pound and a tael of silver, no credit, and no refund will be given if sold. ”
"Don't retreat, don't retreat, sell it quickly, it's ...... to die of thirst"
For a while, the watermelon stall business was extremely hot.
"Look, the watermelon stand is open. Li Yuanzhi looked at Han Yubing with provocative eyes.
"Hmph. "Han Yubing walked towards the watermelon stall, I don't care about you when I buy my own melons.
"But I don't know if I sell it to you or not. Li Yuanzhi deliberately slaughtered the crowd and said loudly.
Of course, the aunt who was busy collecting money inside wanted to sell Li Yuanzhi a face, and pointed at Han Yubing and said, "Don't sell you, don't sell you, you don't have to choose." ”
"Li Yuanzhi, don't go too far!" Han Yubing frowned, his face angry.
"Hehe, auntie, I'll have two watermelons too. Li Yuanzhi didn't seem to hear Han Yubing's shouting at all, and ran to the watermelon stall by himself.
"Okay, Auntie will pick the two best ones for you, and I won't charge any money. Seeing that Li Yuanzhi had brought so much business to herself at once, the aunt in yellow was willing not to accept Li Yuanzhi's silver taels, but Li Yuanzhi was willing to pay the silver taels.
"How about it, I'll treat you to a melon. Li Yuanzhi held a watermelon in one hand, brought it to Han Yubing, and handed him a way.
"Hmph. Although he was a little angry, Han Yubing still took it, after all, there was still the flower fairy to pass.
"Ah, it smells so good. Li Yuanzhi opened the other one and ate while walking.
Han Yubing followed aside, looking at Li Yuanzhi, who was feasting, and then at the watermelon in his hand, as if he was suddenly a little thirsty. But this one has to be kept!
"Ah, it smells so good. ”
"yes, that's delicious. ”
“......”
The person who bought the watermelon next to him and continued to follow Li Yuanzhi also opened the watermelon and ate it as he walked.
Han Yubing looked up at the sun on the sun, it was really a little hot, a little thirsty, watching all the people around him eating watermelon, holding the watermelon himself, feeling even hotter!
People are like this, what the people around them are doing, it will be very uncomfortable if they can't do it, just like the tangled Han Yubing watched everyone walk back to the inn all the way.
Later, Li Yuanzhi led people to eat watermelon on the street turned out to be a beautiful talk in Hundred Holy City, and people called such a group of people who walked on the street and ate watermelon in groups as melon-eating parties!