Chapter 17: The Innocence of the Rats Crossing the Street

Lou Shang closed his eyes and didn't make a sound, he had no intention of answering Shuai Ge's question.

But for the first brother of the joker, the attitude of being dumped is enough.

If you don't make a sound, you have no opinion, if you don't have an opinion, if you have no opinion, you can execute, and if you can do it, you have to release the news quickly:

"My dearest you in front of the screen, are you okay? I'm your anchor Shuaige. As soon as he was born, he was recognized by the state, Sh-u-ai G-e, such as fake and one in 100 million. If you can find more than 14 people with the surname Ge in Greater China, even if you are sorry to pick these four words!"

[Cattle Batch~~Cattle Batch~~ Only to go offline and come up again, disgusting people]

【Cutting ...... Cutting ...... Cut Cut ......】

The dislike on the screen formed a welcome ceremony for Fat Geton.

"The mode of your welcome is wrong, please re-swipe the screen and swipe a wave of 666"

"Another wave of 520"

"Another wave of stunned expressions by this handsome handsome"

"I'm counting down to three. ”

"3,2, if the screen is full immediately, I will catch the dumped brother from the mountain and cook wine for you, 1"

[Lie paper, don't spoil the aftertaste of our meeting just now~~~]

The first thing that catches your eye is not the screen swiping that Shuai Ge wants.

"When has Ben Shuai ever deceived someone? There are still die-hard fans who love Ben Shuai so deeply?"

Although there are still people in the screen swiping area who are seriously protesting, the dense 666+520+ was fainted by Shuai, and it still occupied the entire screen after three seconds.

"Three seconds, it actually took three seconds before I started to swipe the screen, do you know that I can eat three bowls of rice and three eggs in three seconds? ”

For these belated swipes, Fat Ge Ton is obviously not satisfied.

When he grew fat, there was no delay for a second, why did he have to wait for a fan to swipe the screen but be delayed?

Shuai Ge's temper!

The fans' slow three seconds greatly angered the 340-pound self-esteem of the 20 million big V: "If you don't believe it, it will be released three days later, please don't come, remember, remember." ”

Shuai Ge went online in seconds + went offline in seconds, making the group of 666+520 alliance members in the live broadcast room who had only brushed half of them are a little speechless.

[Fat Ge Ton is fat into a pig, timid as a mouse, when he drags it like this, it should be true?...... Right?]

[Is this news going to be transmitted, or is it going to be transmitted, or is it going to be transmitted?...... What about it?]

Shuai Ge is a natural joke talk show anchor.

The things that have been clearly determined are still half-covered with a pipa.

News that sounds half-truths will definitely spread faster, deeper, and more thoroughly than the exact news.

The news released by Shang Xiaojiu, who was about to arrive three days after being dumped, disappeared in an instant.

Although, the annual Top 100 ceremony of Chinese liquor, Lou Shang was there in person.

But in person, the representatives of the winery at the scene are separated by a soundproof glass room, and the fans have to add another screen to block it.

Scratching the boots and watching the "fire" from the other side, how can I be depressed.

Compared with the professional ceremony, the press conference that is still drinking is definitely much closer to the people.

Shang Xiaojiu is a liquor "Xizuo" with fashionable packaging and a particularly affordable price, with a price of 100ml per bottle and a price of 20.99 yuan, which means that you will love you for a long time.

Shang Xia's idea of drinking was made by a fat man who was full of business fat, and the price was also handsome.

He thinks that this price is the most pleasing to fans, and this capacity is most suitable for those who don't drink alcohol and want to dump the league members.

That's right, it's a collection, not a drink.

Shuai Ge often seems particularly unreliable, but in fact, he knows the art of communication.

Just the right amount of willfulness, narcissism beyond the degree.

Just the right amount of professionalism, humor beyond depth.

Shang Xiaojiu is an extremely nonsensical wine.

Many people don't know whether to use Chinese liquor or Internet celebrity products to define still drinking.

In fact, before Shuaige, it was not that no one had launched a "fashionable" concept of liquor.

It's not without long-established wineries that are targeting younger consumers.

But in this world, whether it was in the past or now, in China or overseas, there is absolutely no wine that is marketed with the concept of "blind box".

You know you're going to drink a Chinese baijiu, but every year at the show, you never know what flavor it is or what its recipe is until you put it under your nose and in your mouth.

If it weren't for the country's hard and fast rules on the packaging of wine, you wouldn't even know the degree of wine.

Everything you drink in your mouth, it's all up to luck.

Whatever you are given, you drink.

You don't drink the joy you want, but the hard work of being dumped for a year.

In the first year, it is a strong fragrance with sauce and a clean aftertaste.

The second year is the drum incense type with jade and ice clear, and the drum incense is unique.

The third year is a sweet, refreshing, and crystal-clear rice flavor.

In the fourth year of the closest, for some reason, a good liquor became a strong aroma and medicine.

At first, the mouth is spicy, and the throat is stingy, and there is a fusel oil smell.

made fans think that they had bought a fake and shoddy drink at the press conference.

After the entrance, I suddenly felt a long aftertaste.

The rich and elegant compound aroma of ethyl butyrate brings out the long tail taste.

Addicted fans who can drink.

It's like drinking a cup of coffee with a good quality and bitterness.

It's a little painful when you drink it, but it's full of happiness in the aftertaste.

Bitterness can be sweet, astringency can be refreshed.

The marketing of Shang Xiaojiu is very strange, but the brewing road of Brother Dump has never been fake.

People who can drink alcohol prefer Shang Xiaoxiao more and more year by year, and members of the Qiu Dump Alliance who can't drink love Shang Xiaoxiao more and more year by year.

Fans who don't know how to drink still have a drink, so it's a reason to collect idol peripherals with other people's fans.

Judging from the marketing fat density of Fat Geton, in five or seven years, you will be able to gather all the still small drinkers, and if you don't do it, you will be able to summon the dragon or get some hidden rewards.

No, the news that the dumped brother is going to come to the fifth "Shang Xiaoxiao Blind Box" release site has not yet been confirmed, and the people who want to dump the alliance have already argued - what level of fans can go to the scene and have the "first intimate contact" with the dumped brother like a fairy.

Yu Ting's like that can be thrown fifty times in a row, with their appearance, they can throw fifty-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight times, it should always be proper and no problem, right?

Prior to this, Lou Shang had only appeared in the public's field of vision once a year, and from beginning to end, he was tasting the wines of the winery.

Lou Shang has never had any tasting opinions on Shang.

Tasting your own wine sounds like a bit of a bargain just by looking at it.

Shang Xiaojiu never invites other wine appraisers to taste it.

Whatever the tongue of the wine country gives you, you will drink.

This is Shuai Ge's marketing logic, he never makes sense with fans.

Even, he deliberately set the threshold.

Shang Xiaojiu is the "annual meeting gift" of Brother Dump and the Dump Alliance, so it is not sold to "ordinary people" outside the Dump Alliance.

If you have to buy it, you can either join the Dump Alliance, or ask a member of the Dump Alliance to buy it for you.

You don't want to do both, so it's up to you whether you like to buy it or not.

Although, Shang Xiao Drink will be accompanied by a slogan every year, but in the end, it is still Shang Xiao Drink.

According to the original meaning of Fat Geton, Shang Xiaojiu should be a wine of one or twenty degrees, similar to the real dew that often appears in Korean dramas.

It is closer to the alcohol content of red wine, and it is also more suitable for young people's parties.

But since the first year, the alcohol content has been controlled at around 40 degrees.

40 degrees, in Chinese liquor, can be regarded as a low degree, but in most countries, it is already considered a very strong liquor.

If you drink in a bar abroad and can drink 40 degrees of pure wine without ice, you are all "pure masters" who need to be praised manually.

Tequila tequila, known as the fighter among the bar's gentlemen, has to lick a sip of salt, take a sip of a small glass of salt, and then quickly eat a lemon wedge in order to make the wine less spicy and "hard to swallow".

This complete set of procedures adds up to the "ridiculously high" agave that can be considered to be drunk "correctly" without diluting it with ice.

Let the drinking friends who are accustomed to drinking Moutai and Wuliangye, which are more than 50 degrees, see this scene, most of them will think that these people in the bar have drunk a great 60 or 70 degrees.

And agave, in fact, is only 40 degrees.

Many young people often order foreign drinks in bars, such as Chivas Regal, Absolut Vodka, Martell, etc., are also only 40 degrees, and when drinking, either with ice or green tea.

Fundamentally, although a small part of it is because pure wine is drunk too quickly and too expensive, most of it is because pure wine is too strong.

Under such a premise, Shuai Ge proposed that since we want to make wine for young people, we must reduce the alcohol content to the degree that young people like to see.

But what Master Lou Shang wants to make is a liquor of at least 53 degrees, and blending the original liquor to 40 degrees is already the bottom line of the alcohol content that Lou Shang can accept.

If Lou Shang is forced to descend from 40 degrees, Shuai Ge has very reason to believe that he will receive a retaliatory 60-degree "study".

In the end, Shuai Ge and Lou Shang reached a compromise at 40 degrees between 20 degrees and 60 degrees.

Partnering as a company has always been a process of mutual compromise.

"Do you really not regret making a decision like today?" Shuai Ge got off the live broadcast and continued to chat with Lou Shang about the day that he hadn't finished chatting just now.

Lou Shang opened his elegant eyes and asked, "You have already announced it outside the live broadcast room, I regret it now, will you let me go?"

Shuai Ge's chubby head swayed from side to side: "No." ”

"Then you still ask. Lou Shang's tone no longer carries a trace of dust in the world, and if there is, it is also a trace of exhaustion.

"I don't want you to regret it and make Ben Shuai lose his trust, but I'm afraid you will be disappointed. Shuai Ge took a deep breath, as if he had made an important decision, before expressing his long-perplexed thoughts: "Just hear a name, to such an extent?"

"As for. Fifth, it is a very rare surname, Xia, which is a very nice name. On Lou Shang's face, there was a quiet and straight smile that should not belong to the dumped brother.

"Rare doesn't mean it's the only one, isn't your reason as far-fetched as the innocence of the rat crossing the street?"

"I have a hunch. Lou Shang's tone was rare and determined.

"Then you have a premonition 50 times, Yu Ting loves you very much!" Shuai Ge is really good for Lou, but he really spares no effort to hit people.